I'm a 40 year old male virgin

I'm a 40 year old male virgin.
How is sex? Is it nice?
Also femanons?

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Its alright, very over hyped.
But it's nice I spose.

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When we need to know what Atelier game to buy with the spaghetti in our pockets we'll ask you.

Sex is amazing user. I really suggest you try it. Get a hooker if you must.

It's okay. If you really love someone it's better but otherwise meh.

>I really suggest you try it
I'd like to but I prefer if she does it on her own free will without having to pay her but it's kinda difficult for me at this age.
Thanks though.

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>he doesn't know this feel

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There’s always some broad who wants to deflower you. Probably some fetish site that caters to that scenario.

Yeah I mean in your situation, you're either going to have to severely lower your standards or pay for it. I can't imagine you're a looker.

being a portly guy fucking a pigly girl that's bored with his little wiener? I don't know that feel either

I miss sex. Havent been laid in years. Maybe the taste of honeys worse than none at all. Cant bring myself to get a hooker either. Or even just a real loose girl. But its certainly affecting my morale. Not good for meeting women when its occupying my mind often. Maybe I need to just get one over with.

Girls can smell desperation from a mile away.

That needs to get nerfed. One of the reasons you get hit on while in a relationship, but it can dry right up single.

life isn't a video game user. get used to it

I'm quite tall, not ugly and just slightly overweight but if I lose 10kg I'll be fine but I have a bad aura so it balances against my favour.

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>bad aura
you need to stop that shit right now

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If any of you are in Georgia, I'll give you my SeekingArrangement link or email. I enjoy helping out older guys who aren't getting any somewhere else. Per visit compensation, for my time & companionship, of course....

Sex is fine, better than masturbation. It’s the cunt you’re fucking that makes it not worth effort or time.

Best advice my dad ever gave me: find a new bar whore every weekend to suck your dick. You’ll have more money and be happier in the long run.

Love ya pops, happy Father’s Day.

This is now a feels thread.

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THE POWER OF CHRIST


COMPELS YOU

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Post your age, I don't want to get jailbaited

Your bad aura probably comes from a lack of social intelligence, usually because of issues in upbringing, emotionally distant parents etc. I know this because I grew up with a 'bad aura'. I'm still introverted but I gained a lot of confidence from forced socialising, essentially just practice. The worst thing you can do is assume something is how it is and that's just how it is. All social and emotional issues can be corrected with concious effort and hard work it will just mean facing what cuased them.

I'm 22. This pic is from about a week ago when I made a custom vid for a guy.

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It's over rated man if you can't be yourself with a woman and be happy just do your own thing woman are evil man

Bump. Any interest or nah? I get it, I'm way thiccer than I prefer to be

You dont need a relationship to be a happy or complete person. Sex and relationships are overrated and bring stress not everyone can handle.

I too am virgin, early 30's, but everyone thinks I look early 20's which frankly is annoying. Been on nofap for about 8 months now, and lately been having urges to just let a guy bang me (why? Because dudes who want to bang are easier to find). I get some thrills off kik, letting them tell me what they'd do to me. I don't know if it'd ever go through with it, but the kik messages are hot.

No idea what the point of this post was...

> you'll have more money
Lmao my wife has a successful career and I never had to give her shit.