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Hello sir, what can I get for you?

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turn yourself into an automated kiosk

can i get uhhhh chiken biscuit, no chicken, no biscuit, with a side of onion rings and a large sprite

non of ur overpriced food plz

Okay. Uhh you want it as a happy meal?

Is water free? I'll take ketchup with that too, please.

You want ketchup with that?

That’ll be 0.99$. Cash or debit?

It’s right over there
>points at automated kiosk

nah

An entire watermelon and a bucket of fried chicken M'am.

Aight, that’ll be 12,99$.
Cash or debit?

ill take two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>You too

Oh I’m sorry, we don’t sell Watermelons. We do have our new watermelon slices and watermelon flavored sodas though, if I could interest you in any of those.

>writes it all down
That’ll be 52,99$, user.

Haha, thaaaaanks~~~~
>awkward stare

Not an American

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."

That’ll be 5€/GBP

do you take EBT?

Sorry, we literally don’t sell everything you just said.

One floppy titty. I mean, one flap jack.

No, only Good boy Points.

cash, here you go

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>pays in cash cause fuck the man

Of course
>tips shit into thing
That’ll be 4$
>flashes tits really quickly
Shhhhhhhh...

fucker tryna steal my order

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

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May your first born get cancer,

Here’s your cash back.

I hope you stub your toe

Here’s your cash.

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cya

I'm loving it.

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered from outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

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I’m sorry sir, we could give you 70% off of an Happy Meal.

I know you are
>looks into kitchen
Hey CARRIE! Could you cover me for a minute, I need to piss!
>gets covered
Follow me behind the building
>wink

I'll take a Big Mac But Actually Big, and for my mate here a Big Mac But Flame Grilled Of Course.

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Bah bah bah bah baaaaah

Of course, would you like a serving of dick up your arse too?

I get this, this, that, four of those and that crispy thing over there. No No, yes, these. And a bucket full of that red stuff. No straw.

Uh huh, yea, yup,sure, yea. That’ll be 15,99$

I'd like one nig nog please. A chocolate vanilla milkshake with a shot of Hennessy garnished with a watermelon wedge and a food stamp coaster.

Hey, why eat with the clown when you can dine with the king?

I'll take the chicken special fo twee fiddy

Uh, no, sorry for the missunderstanding, i meant those tiny ones over there!

Would you like the stolen fried chicken dipped in grape kool aid garnish?

Oh I see, that’ll be 15,59 then.

ill have 1 op being a homo

Muthafuckin sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet nigga. I be thinkin you might have suttin' wack wit yo' dome. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Why is you tryin ta be all niggaz wit attitude on mah dirty ass. Do you straight-up be thinkin mah playas cares bout yo thugged-out ass. Yo ass rap ta playas like they is trash. Why would you wanna come off like dis biatch? Do it make you feel tough, biatch? Is you tryin ta make up fo' havin a lil' small-ass smelly dick, biatch? Yo ass need ta peep a shrink yo. Have funk goin all up in game wonderin why playas don't like yo thugged-out ass. I be bout ta hit you wit a hint though, you try ta make others feel like shieet. But you have failed on mah dirty ass. I know what tha fuc yo ass is. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. See, tha thang is, I be a sick guy. Yo ass on tha other hand can't control yo' stupidity. Yo ass straight-up don't even realize dat yo ass be a jerk ,do yo slick ass, biatch? When yo' olda maybe you can look back on times like dis n' peep dat you where unnecessarily rude ta playas you don't give a gangbangin' fuc. Right now you be thinkin yo ass is bein cleaver n' it is just a gangbangin' funk time. Keep treatin playas like you do n' peep where you end up. Yo ass can not compete wit mah intellect so I warn you ta give up before you fukc wit yo ass further..

Ah the combo meal. Yes please but does it come in a happy meal style? I'm a single mother and my son wants to wear a red bandana and grillz like his father.

Is this a segment from the "how to be a nignog" ebook?