Hey femanons, which one would you prefer?

hey femanons, which one would you prefer?
left or right ?

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There r no grls here

femanon here! None of them, cause they are white!

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The left would seem fun to be with, cuddles and be there for me.
But the right would fuck my brains out.
Def the right lol. And just call the left over afterwards. Feel like all girls have this unwritten rule with guys on the left.

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The one who has his own house and car and a nice fat bank account, so I can move in without having to do any work in life at all.

>He is dead to us

FUCKING KEK

It may well be that black men fulfill a certain cliché regarding to a partnership. But at least I had my fun in the short time

Right is too handsome, im below him and i would feel as though he was just using me. . I dont care much for the bigger guys face, he looks a bit old but he looks cuddly. Darker hair and a beard would be perfect

Left.

Hey Guys Send Me the hardest gore you have pls

Femanon here. I know who that guy on the left is. I've seen him do so many depraved things on this board that I wouldn't pick him even if the guy on the right was literally adolf hitler.

Nice laarp, tranny, kys

neither. prefer this.

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Fem. mix between the two. If i had to choose, left because the one of the right seems like a complete tool.

he's that guy who holds up a sign asking Yea Forums to tell him what to do right? The guy who drinks his own piss etc?

no one prefers niggers, thanks for the laugh

he looks like a guy who would assrape you if you get assigned to be his cell mate

hey, this is machealles!

>femanon here!
>!!!!!!

alright "femanon." have fun larping.

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Where is he now? I haven't seen him for ages.

Left if they are 35 or older, right if they are still trying to find themselves.

His wife doesn´t know about his hobby. Presumably, she controls him now

When was he last seen on this board?

Where did you get this GIF?

I was in one of his threads a couple of months ago I think

>hey guys

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I don´t know. Check it out in the evening, he's usually online when his wife is at yoga

He created it for me

Fucking neither. Initially I would say the left because cuddly dad bod/conservative looking but at a closer look he looks like a retarded overly submissive cuck asshole.
The right is faggy looking. Look at his small frame. Theres no meat. Those nasty fingernails. Hes boring.
Dick size doesnt matter at all. Height does as far as looks go.
Skinnyfat+tall=perfect
Chubby+short=acceptable sometimes
Skinny+tall=acceptable sometimes
Skinny/fit+short= never
But I guess if I had to choose the left is closer to my ideal

Helau und Kölle Alaf!

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Hated being pegged so did what all women do and twist the situation so you feel bad.

Just dont like fit guys?

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She is a tranny

Lmao, what is this costume?

No woman uses the expression "fuck my brains out".

I feel like guys that look like the right are more interested in me than guys on the left. Or maybe they just show interest more.
It seems like it would be easier to get the guy on the right. But the guy on the right isnt attractive. I feel like hes what other guys deem attractive.
But the thing is he doesnt look good and wouldnt feel good to me.i dont understand why girls wouldnt prefer to have a really big tall soft guy on them with a short thick cock.
Theres something about a shorter girthy cock thats so taboo. Pulling it out of his belly and pleasing it.
Big dicks are so ugly I dont know why I think that. Maybe its because it makes the guys body look smaller. And a smaller body is more feminine.

don't like white people huh

Yeah I dont. I never understood liking fit guys. I dont want to touch something thats hard. The girl should be the one with the tight body.

>guys on the right are more interested than the guys on the left

No you just don’t make the first move. Plenty of them are interested.

bump

Bump

Does your name start with an E?

>Feel like all girls have this unwritten rule with guys on the left.

fat neckbeard larping as femanon

>fuck my brains out
unusual term for a girl / woman...

Why do black people always take the fat white girls for a fast ride ?