I am sexually attracted to horseshit and draft horses. This has been the case ever since I was five years old and it has made me an expert on horseshit.
Take this pic for example. This came most likely from a Clydesdale or other draft horse and is no older than 2 hours at max. Notice that it's a sunny day and usually after about 3 hours of sun exposure the horse shit will turn dark on the outside since the water evaporates and it creates a crust, but if you open it, its still fresh on the inside. The sheer amount of it tells me it came from a draft horse. Also the green texture and lack of roundness of the pieces indicates it is fed a lot of fresh grass. The shine also indicates that its rather fresh..
I try to do this every week. I do nofap on weekdays and pic up fresh shit on saturday afternoons. Sometimes i follow riders until their horse shits, pick it up and rush home. Naturally warm horse shit has a distinct smell and when its still warm it drives me absolutely crazy. The smell is just so perfect but also very dependant on what was fed. A straight hay diet is a lot more pungent while a grassfed diet is more subtle. I love the pungent ones..
Well now seems like a good time to go to bed, enjoy your horse shit op if we ever need an expert in this we know where to find you.
Logan Murphy
Oh its you excellent i love your threads
David Jenkins
What medication are you on? You should go to a doctor. You exhibit signs of a fucking retard autistic. Have you ever considered suicide ? You really should
Ayden Jackson
How did you find out you were in to this?
Colton Rogers
When looking at steaming piles of horseshit put butterflies in my stomach at a very young age
Jeremiah Baker
People like you used to be castrated to prevent them from having mental kids
Isaac Gray
you do you op, maybe you could become a vet or something
Carter Smith
>I am sexually attracted to horseshit and draft horses. the typical leftist
Thomas Johnson
you win the internet time to go home everyone
Jace Roberts
OP probably has some very specific neurological deficiency that is fulfilled by whatever chemical creates the smell in horse shit.
