REKT thread with NO gore

Lol tries to lift it back up himself. What a peanut

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lol, reminds me of elementary school, my bus driver was insane.

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what the heck is going on?

is this how you accidentally have gay sex?

Why does he keep doing it?

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every bus driver gets insane eventually

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I KNOW THAT ONE. FUCK, NO I DONT WANNA WATCH IT AGAIN

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Stupid bitch. Balloons are pollution to our environment.

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>the second tire

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Not rekt, but relevant.

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gives a clear message
god doesnt like these faggot cars

fuckin' tourists.

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kid was keying cars in the park's carpark, that guy told him to leave the park, kid tried to pick a fight

>lady uses bucket!
>Lady gets her arm torn off, twice!
yeah, well i tell you what going against a jet of something that pressurized will not work

>you aint gonna do nothing about it!
>gets floored by a push
>cries
what a faggot, hope that late term abortion thing works for someone his age

based on file name that's not what I was expecting but kek none the less.

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I follow them on Facebook. They are so hot.

Stfu britfag

Oh shit I remember this. The way the kid cries after being pushed, is priceless

This thread is great.

wrong, tourists are shit everywhere.

False nigger. Balloons are rubber and come from trees. They are as natural as maple syrup.

who tf are they?

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Who?

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thanks Yea Forumsro
I collect bunch of these no gore webms and then create no gore threads because I have nothing better to do

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>literal shitposting

>A SHARK IS BITING OUR RUBBER BOAT
>LETS NOT DO ANYTHING

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snak teim

Sauce? I'm willing to change my mind with hard evidence. Otherwise shut your fuck hole.

>fridgebody thot attempts to start a threesome with two fridges

>gets patrolled instead

What can they do? (apart from gtfo I suppose)

Da fuck they gonna do? Ask him to stop?

What I thought aswell

They dont seem like they are floating very much, maybe they are directly at the shore on step away from solid ground.
I dont understand
The rubber stuff it is biting seems somewhat not directly influencing the floating of boat

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hit it with something? idk it's worth a try.

That's great lol

I for sure would have grabbed the nearest distance weapon
a large stick
a metallic rod
something like that and try to convince him to let go by giving him a few hard hits on the head
or maybe make it more aggressive

"Excuse me, Shark. This isn't food. It enables buoyancy to our vessel. Please move on."

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: nice dubs

> " This thread is great. " ;
..... agreed - best lulz here on Yea Forums for many months.

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>body slam
>body slam
it's a slobber knocker!

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Hard evidence? It's fucking rubber. It comes from fucking rubber trees. It's why tires have been made out of the exact same shit for over a hundred years. We can't make anything cheeper than we can grow rubber trees. This isn't hard evidence shit, this is basic fucking knowledge.

Damn, that dude on the bicycle got absolutely crush by that pole.

that was years ago, rubber hasn't been the same for a while already.

him later

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The poor child
>That file name

>doesn't know about synthetic rubber
>those are foil balloons which aren't made of rubber.

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I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt that you were trolling but perhaps you should just google how wrong you are.

And do tell, where does foil come from?

The guy is a dipshit. Don't waste your energy, Yea Forumsro

lol goddamn.

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>4:19 in saudi arabia

Uranus

She’s cute any more?

Whoever invebted Yea Forums-> mimi-> random-> rekt thread is a bloody genius

And that's a natural place, isn't it cunt? I rest my fucking case!

How can they tell who they were fighting?

there is nothing natural about your anus.

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They identify by scent.

rest in peace, maybe. you are a moron.

"Wasted"

Prandeep smells like onions and Aman smells like curried fish

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Holy fuck

"Lol see ya"

did he crack the can on her head, needs sound kek

Hospital bed is more comfortable than a jail cell cot.

Do you know the definition of patrol?

i

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Love it.

flatten that ass some more.

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Haha

Most of the damage comes from the balloons being ingested by animals/sealife, there are plenty of examples, one of the most ironic being a wildlife groups balloon choking a calf. Of course these arent nearly as insane as launching burning lanterns, Incendiary bombs anyone?

pretty cool move jumpin down from there with hands bound 10/10 would watch again

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why was she standing there?

they are all fake

Jesus

When you actually try to drown yourself in the sea but the ice wont break

Yep. I expected that would happen

ouch, such a rocking body too

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At least he already has the wheelchair.

What a slut

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She was getting a picture with the guard in the background, obviously expecting him to detour around her but guards get penalised if they deviate off course.

he'll need a new one which he can control with his mouth

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He'll probably never walk again

Anyone and everyone is free to join my telegram group. t.me/joinchat/Mdyo1E580hr8E6PhSJ3BCg

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fuck off

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The dangers of hanging out with white people.

Every time this one gets posted, I watch it about 10 times, laughing my butt off.

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Wow. I bet she could swallow my load.

and he expected that slamming onto the table wouldn't hurt as much?

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he probably ended up on a rock on his spine so yeah, table would probably hurt less

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On YT they show what it looks like from every jumper's GoPro.

Jesus fuck, what a nightmare. Why did it take so long to respond after she clearly went limp?

>calls anything other than a fat landwhale's/sheboon's ass "flat"

This looks something out of a movie.

My bus driver called some kid a nigger because he was being a fag (slightly exaggerated)

link?

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wtf

the guy is just shocked he got floored so fast, the look says it all
>nigga dafuq happun?

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Whats their FB?

the vid this is good, but the sound is that brat screaming makes it like twice better

How is this rekt?

LOL that's fucking funny

Looks like a bright tank

Who are they? Are they Australian

Fucking kek

It's spam, retard.

this is spam you fucking newfag

>Every time this one gets posted, I watch it about 10 times, laughing my butt off.
It's actually getting me hard watching the one on the right. The range of facial expressions are like "my first time doing anal."

kek

Punch it in the nose, they hate that

I like how he hesitates before realising there's something up his ass

UwU

Jesus Christ!

Table cushions the blow, believe it or not.

kek
>when you late for church

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or thumb in the eye

"Why, human, I am so sorry. Carry on"

Fuck off nigger

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Good filename. The bottle at the end with his shocked face is the best part.

Who are they? My wiener needs this.

Lmao fuck bicyclists

this sorta looks staged

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Is that staged or is he a descendant of Bruce Lee?

Fake as fuck.

I see we stopped teaching kids physics. Spoiler, yes table would hurt less

Here for the gore

He's Chinese

ALPHA
>Also:
Fucking niggers.

it's fake, stop posting that shit
nigger

fake as fuck

Lochiel School?

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no gore here

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kek

Looooooooool
This world is doomed

pepper spray?

The video with sound is so unbelievably satisfying

>In Soviet Russia, convenience store robs YOU.

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Nerve gas

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Seen this before, this webm lacks the satisfying REEEEEEE at the end.

I feel like the fat guy got arrested because of the way that woman was acting.

Well, that's what happens when you remove all standards for a job. You get fat, out of shape women that can't even remotely measure up.

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He 100% got laid after that.

no

kek, merge it with that jesus on bike webm

beautiful

The sad part is, officer Empanada from El Paso (on LivePD) would've just tased him without thinking twice or wasting time going hands on. And she's as big as both of thse women combined.
It's always the female officers like the ones in the video, the out-of-shape-but-not-obese ones, that are completely useless.
The in-shape ones will carry their weight all day long. The planetoid ones will just take care of business because fuck it.

*slow applause*

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I’d like equality with an extra dose of reality please

100% correct.

Holy shit this thread is what ylyl dreams to be

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lold

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>white men
>china
>yfw

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Everyone involved in this altercation appears to be a dingleberry rex

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God I fucking hate women

Little shit, glad he got knocked down

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nigs nogin, but still, smooth as fuck.

kek
I imagine the sound of bowling pins as the other cart hits her.

Absolute beta. What a fucktard, leaving his fam behind

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Just what I thought. Who does that?

she fucked everyone of those guys that night

A survivor.

wow, this is retarded in so many ways. Why'd you put a large snake like that around your neck without a back up plan? Why didn't anyone get up and help them sooner? Did they carry the bitch that just got strangled, dead or not, away by the head? Why wasn't emergency first aid preformed immediately. That would have been more entertaining than the dumb bitch playing with large snake.

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confirmed fake

aaaand of course the nigger fucks it up.
god damn niggers

It's a movie, you retards.

youtube.com/watch?v=saNvY4tD3wA

see so mad lmao!

Skinny bitches don't break no ice

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That's hot,

how it feels to chew 5 gum.

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Don't see that kind of shit every day.
Could've just smacked him in the head with the skateboard tho.

fake u fucking losers

that guy was expecting to get hit in the noggin. what happened before this.

WTF? No way this is real.

Notice the blood smear across the ramp as he slides. Nigga ded

This is so terrifying. I will now live in constant fear of this.

Fake and a gay

I HATE people who stop to let others out of their driveway. You have the right of way, get moving and don't hold up traffic for something stupid.

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the fakest and the gayest

You stop on highway merge ramps don't you...

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broke what was left

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warmed me up

eeeeeeew gross

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felt the need to use some real heavy gore to spice up the thread

not for the faint hearted

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Good thing the hat didn't get wet...

at least they were able to stop it

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Yeah, always use the buddy system. though I suspect it wouldn't have changed much in yours.

thot patrolled you dumb fucking faggot fuck

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that's one way to get a disease.

I used to run a printing press. Can be way dangerous. Tore the tip off one of my fingers one time.

Gtfo

Sometimes, yeah, it's fine to hold up traffic if it's peak hours, no ones going anywhere and you're already going to work. But if there's no one on the road except for me and a person in front of me, they have no reason to stop and let that fucker out.

>B-b-but hwite pypo can't jump

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>not for the faint hearted

just for the simple minded...KYS

i love how this was all over social media and no one noticed it was from the movie force majeur. fucking clown world

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LMFAO ass not flat....still funny tho

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I wanna fuck the one in the yellow shirt

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gee frank, two pussies?

Because that's right before they get stoned haha

>thumbs up after a savage chair beating
kek

Who are these creatures?

i sorta remember this, what was the game/score? Was it germany removing brasil from 2014 word cup, 8 nil or something?

Remember guys: Never marry.

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He lived.
And it's not blood, it's a tire mark

7-0

did he deid?

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Wonderful.

>Sure. What are you going to do about it? Getting angry over something you have no control over isn't a healthy way of living life.

Simple, I lay into my horn and cause a huge scene and call the person in front of me multiple expletives and wish ruin upon their entire family for making me wait ten seconds. People need to learn to follow the drivers handbook, except for speeding. 60 ain't even half of what most cars can do. 80 is a more reasonable speed limit and everyone knows it.

sit still faggots

....wtf did he do wrong?

And 10 minutes later the older sister was letting Daquan rail the younger one who was now stoned, so that she got her crack fix for the night.

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It will happen some day and BAMM ur gay

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>everyone should behave like i want them to behave
>i'll throw a tantrum if they don't
Have fun with your stress-induced heart attack when you're 50.

>> fat tarzan
>> fartzan

>why would anyone need a gun?

average american woman

OP here, you guys want a 2nd thread or enough for today?

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I'll take a second thread. These are fun.

second with gore would be ideal

10/10

more dude

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where have all these kind of rekts been

Fkkn arabs.

ahahahahahha

only thing to do

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sorry, no gore

NEW THREAD NEW THREAD

what a fuckin moron...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_v_Germany_(2014_FIFA_World_Cup)

According to her, probably everything.

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good chance she died

Is there one with sound?

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Is there one with sound ?

Cool party trick

>mfw the cop at the end looks up for more people falling down

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>Russian grenades

Always gotta be careful; you never know if the 5-second fuse is going to be 1 second or 15 seconds.......

Time to start beating off I guess

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Just a pinch of salt

A few years ago, when I was 25, an unknown teenaged girl would call me and say "eat da poosie". Then giggle and repeat it.

jesus take the wheel

kek, perfect post for this thread

Would cum inside/10

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begone thot

> Y O U D I E D

That's a great way to piss off a shark that's already interested in chewing on your boat

Get outta here retard.

You don't need them in first world countries

Sharks do that to test if something is edible. It wasn't attacking. Hitting it would've probably startled it and made it go away long enough to start the engine of the boat and get away.
Real life animals aren't like movie animals.

like the one this particular video took place in?

fuck

link?

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underrated

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Handy Capable!

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What country?

I seen that guy in the papers last week

this is clearly white privilege

Or don't be a dick and let people out of their driveway. If you're running late because you had to stop for 15 seconds, then you were already late before you left and it's your own damn fault.

>Brazilian stoners

eighty83three on fb

the newest of newfags
this shit is literally a banner at the top of this board for Yea Forums

This kinda made me sad

Ok dad.

NEW THREAD

>timecode is month-day-year
>everything is in english
>man isn't arrested for owning a gun
That only leaves the US.

Divers and boaters hit them in the eyes and nose to let them know they need to fuck off when they start to nibble. So Isn't entirely wrong. Sharks in general are just curious. But do your own research before heading into waters.

If you have ever been downtown SF during a Friday rush hour when the "critical ass" douches are blocking traffic, you will enjoy this clip.

So basically a third world country

is that leila lowfire?

+1 to traumas count, fuck

Redwood City. Courthouse.

A day worth of Yea Forums traffic on Yea Forums on a slow day.

last post ITT

Yeah once you get at least a cuetip in it's pretty easy and doesn't hurt after. Just slide stuff in there.

final post ITT