Why is my pp like this Yea Forums? Will I ever get laid?

Go see a fucking doctor

With phimosis.

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I do not have health insurance because I do not work. What do I do?

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This is what happens if you don't get circumsized.

Paraphimosis!

It can lead to penis death.
It’s an emergency situation

Go to the er, ur penis will diee
Google paraphimosis

Isis skum

Emergency room faggot

Yes for some not all

Clearly a penis with phimosis. The foreskin is not elastic enough to strech, but was forced over the head and shaft of the penis.

Therefore, you have an exposed penis, that appears to have the shaft cut off/constricted due to the inelasticity of the foreskin.

Hahaha uncut fags deal with cock goo and this?!?!

Other fag here with a question. What do I do if I have phimosis and when I pull back my foreskin, it tightens up... what do I do?

user go to an er before you gotta have your pride chopped off because the circulations been cut off for too long

So American, so Jewish.

Google paraphimosis

use a rubber band faggot

Cut fags mutilate their bodies in the name of imaginary sky friends

I can not afford to go to ER

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Or you know its a QoL update.

If you’re faking it and can in fact revert it to normal, okay
Otherwise er or a hospital.
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kek

bro what the hell

Hospitals have separate funds for people who can't afford it. If you are in the USA get medicaid it's very easy. They treated me for a pulmonary embolism recently at no charge. They're still treating me for it actually. I'm 31 btw.

Nigger, I had phimosis and I ended up getting circumcised at age 13. It was a bad fucking time and totally unnecessary.
What you need is some steroid cream to rub around the inside of your foreskin. You can get this shit easy, just say you have dandruff or something.
After you apply it just gently stretch your foreskin out, loosening and widening it. It'll take some time, but if you're patient you'll reap the rewards of not having a choked dick.
Godspeed user.

It does not hurt and I can cum normally. But do you think a girl would make a too big of a deal about it?

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Heh.... I mean...
Kek

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I have phimosis and I have explained it to all of the women I've been with they were all at least relatively understanding and some a bit curious. Just don't spring it on them when you're about to have sex without telling them first. I start with telling them that I'm uncircumcised and then once they're done with that (which has never been an issue for me) I tell them that the foreskin doesn't pull back or that it isn't like most of the dicks they've seen.

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I get severe anxiety when I am talking to women

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Dude what the fuck lol

I understand, but if they are a good partner for you they'll understand. Plus lots of women like it when guys are a little nervous. Not all, but you need to put yourself out there in order to find someone. You'll strike out plenty of times; sometimes they'll even be insulting, but that's just one woman and it means they aren't right for you. Keep on going. I know the feeling of inadequacy because of this condition. It's really hard, but you need to work through it. You'll find someone as long as you are a good person and keep trying.

Fuck, that’s one fucked up willy

give yourself a paper cut right on that ridge
post pics

You still might be able to get it fixed due to health and well being standards. Looks like a botched circumcision.

just snip that little tendon with some scissors
>profit

youve got fordyces spot too btw

fuckin christ man I would chop my foreskin off NOW if i still had any. simply not worth it. getting your wisdom teeth removed or an appendectomy or whatever also makes perfect sense.
I am grateful as fuck I will never have a pecker like OP

Post with the foreskin up not down also how big is that 5inch?

what the fuck. this is why circumcision is considered preventative medicine

There are free clinics in the US you retarded

No that will hurt

You're turning into a dog

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Go to doctor, tell him about your phimosis, get it fixed and now you can wank like normal people! Huzzah!

Go see a doctor. You dont have to live with that phimosis.

Nah. That's PPP.

Looks like the top part of your dick turned into a testicle

Why dont you just fucking handle your phimosis. There's therapies. I had phimosis and I've got rid of it, without circumcision and once gone your sex life changes entirely!

G
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Hi user, Dont worry im in the same boat. First time seeing my dickhead in 22 years. actually i used some Delay spray to pull my foreskin back. Atleast u have it better than me, but that sure is a weird looking penis. my foreskin is too tight. Try that steroidal cream everyone is talking about. im gonna buy that too. im a virgin btw becoz my phimosis prevented me from having sex. very sad

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can u please tell me how?

Sucks to live in the usa I guess

because nigger

Never seen a dick like that before. Lmao

That's called phimosis

I've tried steroid cremes plus rings and it hasn't worked. It doesn't work out for everyone. I've gotten close, but I have a vein that wraps around the end of my foreskin. My brother had the same issue and he got circumcised and regrets the loss of sensation. My only hope is a preputialplasty which still might reduce sensation. That is an elective surgery which means insurance generally won't cover it.

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I've never had phimosis like that once tightened foreskin but this is something else

And now ladies and gentlemen, bring your eyes center stage and allow me to present, the uncut masterrace.

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Become jewish so a priest can circumcise you for free

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This

What's with the "cum flakes" on your tip? Are they there from not cleaning or something?

You just need a fart bitch with a nasty pussy lips that hang down like roast beef flaps. She won't be able to judge your nasty dick. That happens from not washing your dick enough. I've had phimosis and it was because of a soap allergy and poor hygiene

>cum flakes
Those look more like blisters, dude.

Just snip some extra skin under the frenulum. You can diy it, provided that you know how and actually man up the pain. After the snipped part recovered, use your tiniest finger to loosen up your foreskin. Do it as often as you can by putting and run over your finger along the circumference of your sheath. Do this when you're flaccid. No chemical or snipping your tip involved.

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I got that vein that wraps completely around the end of my foreskin though. I can only stretch that so much without breaking it and causing severe damage.

>screenshot
you tried.

Kappa

imagine being uncut

do porn

Faggot. Circumcision is fucking barbaric.

Had the same problem had to get a dorsal slit when I was 17. Was jerking off and accidentally pulled back to far. Never went back over the head. Got stuck and the head began to swell. Fucked up part is after the procedure the nurse that had to clean me up was hot as fuck...

Hey, atleast my parents didn't decide on mutilating my dick without my input.

Find a girl who searches "male:monster -rape" on exhentai

>But do you think a girl would make a too big of a deal about it?
yeah, if she is nice, she will ask you to go to a doctor.

Oh, I am been trying to convince my parents to let me get me get a circumcision but they won't let me, and also I went to two surgeons and they inspected my dick and said there is no need for surgery just stretch regularly, but my glans are too sensitive thats why i bought a delay spray which numbs my glans and foreskin. Dude, I wish my parents had gotten me circumcised when I was born. I have missed so many opportunities for sex due to this.

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That's called pearl whites and those might or might not go away they're harmless but ugly as fuck

That is the ugliest dick I've ever seen, and its not even close so sorry for you user, but girls are fucking nasty I swear some of the shut I've seen them do I would bet that you could find a fat chick who would still suck you off good luck fam

Wait till you get soft grab the foreskin and yank it forward
I’ve had this problem before it happens when your foreskin gets stuck under the knob ridge and eventually the smells sticks itself to the shaft

>dorsal slit
u didnt u are just beta

having foreskin doesnt mean shit to get grills

dude I had half a panic attack and I'm just generally miserable but this made me feel better I'd just kill myself if my dick was this weird fuckigng balloon

And pearly penile papules

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Why do you have a dog dick op?

Jesus christ, what are u? Are u from different planet?

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Frenulum Breve and Phimosis. You need surgery to correct it. It's so severe that they'll almost definitely have to circumcise.

It's so bad it cuts off circulation to your dick head. It looks white.

OP you should feel anxious talking to women because your dick is genuinely deformed and abnormal.

Stop making excuses and save every single dime to get corrective surgery.

It's your fucking dick man, sort it out and get on with your life. Everything else is secondary when you're walking around with somethign that looks like a martian extra from Total Recall in your pants.