...is now inside your asshole

...is now inside your asshole.

How fucked are you?

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Quite fucked.

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My huge stuffed Snorlax is now in my butt. I am well and truly fucked. This thing is big and packed pretty solid.

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Mason jar full of gin and tonic

I'm on the shitter and to my left is toilet paper.

>A dirty, semen stained piece of cloth that I use to cum on
Is small and smooth, is dirty but is my own dirtiness so is ok.

Thanks....due to this post I realised I was out of toilet paper and I'm fucking lactose intolerant and had lasagna this morning I'm fucked. Also empty toilet roll up the ass easy.

Tits or gtfo

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a cup of pistachio shells?

a wall?

I mean, I'd rather not.

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>not even a sharpie
user, I am disappoint.

I'm working atm. We don't have sharpies.. Just those awful oversized permanent markers that smell like death

are you a female with tits

I'm a dude with tits. Does that count?

no fuck you

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Pretty fucked

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I just puked in my mouth a little

V&. No regrets. See you space cowboys.

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Banana

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>my wife
Hot

Damn, wish i got the lolis. This was a good laugh though.

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I pair of AA batteries


I am nonplussed

My hockey helmet.

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This but it was a trap thread

well thats a 15' laptop

A pair of knitting needles. gg.

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gallon of iced tea. i mean sure why not

1/3 roll of toilet paper

Might actually be able to get off from it so I’m happy

my printer. so I'm dead

my entire fucking computer tower

Headphones, nice

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nice

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more fucked than I ever wish to be

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