Okay faggots

Okay faggots,

I know one of you has one of these, and I know one of you is also not a virgin.

Tell me, is it worth the purchase?

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not really

the feeling isn't worth the cleanup you'll have to do

How is it compared to your hand tho? like is it way better?

is it similar to pussy?

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come on retards.

last bump.

Yea Forums is failing me

YES

theres i bit of a clean up but its SO much better than your hand

Fuck Yea Forums.

It feels better than your hand but like someone said the clean up sucks

so you recommend the purchase though?

I don't give a fuck about cleaning it up.

Does it feel similar to pussy?

Easy cleanup and feels good as fuck. Worth lol

The fuck do you mean? They gave you an answer.

Better than your hand. Closer to pussy than your hand (obviously). But the clean up afterwards sucks.

If you need me to be more specific, it's tighter than your mom's pussy but not quite as tight as your ex's.

Its cold at first but then the friction warms it up. Other then that its pretty realistic

lmao okay faggot.

Thanks Yea Forumsro
Thanks bro

Im buying myself a fleshlight next week then.

Not that guy, but how exactly would you clean up pocket pussy?

Hell yeah, thanks for the info.


Any certain kind I should get? or just the original one?

It's way, and I mean WAY better than your hand. If you don't want to clean up then pull out.

soak it in hot water for a few minutes and its better

My Yea Forumsros.

comin in tough with the info.

thanks boys.

You have to wash it out with water, then let it air dry. Then you apply a powder and it goes all back together.

I have two bad dragon masturbators, one is a defective Sugar Star (little air bubbles on it but otherwise no visible) and a Janine. The Sugar Star is relaxing if a bit tight and well worth the money. Janine is a cheese grater on your dick, I use her when Im bored and not feeling really into it, the extra stimulation can turn that around.

not for the original texture. The destroya texture is amazing tho, and all you gotta do is rinse it out afterwards

I don't own a fleshlight, but a pocket-pussy variant. It doesn't have a plastic shell, one side is a asshole one is a vagina.
I fucking love it. The secret is to use the right lube. Use KY Liquid, not the gel.
I wrap a skinny pillow around it, smoke some weed, and sometimes use my HTC Vive + Czech VR porn.
It's way, way better than your hand.
If you have to ninja-fap because your parents are home, make sure to use my advice and put a pillow around it, it kinda feels like you're holding onto some hips when you do it too.

Alright dingus, I'll level with you. As everyone in this thread has told you, it's worth it. It's better than your hand. It is NOT a replacement for real pussy. Real pussy is not room temperature, real pussy tightens and constricts and convulses on it's own. While you are fucking real pussy there is a real life woman beneath you reacting to what you are doing to her. So NO. This will not replace real pussy. Not even close. However. This is a hell of a lot better than your calloused dick beaters.

It's like 70% of the way to a pussy. maybe a bit more if you warm it up right first. Honestly pretty great, though cleanup is annoying, especially since its right after you nut and you can't just wait 'till the morning to do it.
Feels good, though it becomes more obvious after you nut when you're sensitive that it's not an actual pussy, 'cause you can keep sliding in and out of puss pretty comfortably, but these things are just a little too tight and textured to do that after you nut and you're sensitive.

Good product though. I do recommend for anyone who owns a penis

I went from a guy who used to jack off with no lube (when I was a teen/HS), to finding KY with my hand, to buying a fleshlight.
When I first bought my fleshlight I could barely last a minute. It's such a different feeling the first time you try it.
If you smoke weed while you do it, all the better.

Okay, but does it have a similar feel to a pussy.

That was my question.

I understand having sex with silicone and a real person is completely different, but that wasn't my question.

You'll have to use some sort of lube, obviously. So a good rinse is still recommended even if you pull out. Even if it's water-based.

flash lights are shit tier
0/10
belong in the trash


get a meiki 2 layer like Sara or XYZ

Came to say this. Upkeep sucks, not worth it. I find it easier to just beat off.

It feels close enough to make you prematurely ejaculate. And close enough to increase your stamina to the real thing after enough use.

Wife bought me a few of these years ago. Better than your hand, feels similar to pussy, do NOT use silicone based lube with it - only water based lube. Some models are definitely better than others.

Hell yeah

thanks Yea Forumsro

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Yes

100% agree on the smoking weed. Huge difference.

I've tried a few. The Fleshlight was the worst, get a Tenga or something.

Don't touch your dick for a week straight then use the destroya texture like everyone says and its better than pussy. Soak it in hot water and lube obviously. You'll come so fast dude

You lazy fuck.

Yeah, its worth it. Feels real, almost even better than the real thing tbh.

Save your money and buy a Manta instead. Holy fuck that shit is intense.

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I want one of the asses with a pussy. Why get something if you have to still move your hand? Fuck that. Get an ass and fuck it.

>Does it feel similar to pussy?
Bruh, are you retarded? If it was similar to pussy, dudes would no longer chase pussy. Stick your finger in your mouth. That's similar to a pussy.

kill yourself, no man made thing can replace a live female but it can definitely replicate the feeling of a pussy.

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I feel like this will somehow blow my house up or some shit.

>I want one of the asses with a pussy.
Check the recommendations in this thread

It's good for the feeling, a bit of cleanup and drying to avoid mold. I preferred onaholes, they feel more realistic. Julia+ was good, felt about 80% of the way to real pussy, minus the need to relube. But onahokes don't last as long as flashlights.

If you iron-grip, these help train you out of it and get some sensitivity back.

I've got a couple non-fleshlight masturbators. One is pretty good, but boring inside, the other has realistic interior, but it's waay small and intense.
Again, nothing compared to actual vagina, but it's nice sometimes to mix things up.
Definitely invest in good lube, you don't want to run them dry or with water or soap.
And make sure you check the dimensions against your cock. It might seem unnecessary, but it very much is.
For instance, the big one for me is fine, as I'm fairly large, but getting in can still be a bit of a struggle.
However, if I want to use the small one, I have to use triple the lube and even then there's a chance it could rip my foreskin. I've only used it twice for this very reason.

Nerve gas

No, but that is some legit Yea Forums instinct, good(?) for you

Pros:
Is always ready
Feels better than your hand (let it soak in a sink full of hot water for about 5 minutes first)
Doesn't bitch
Doesn't spend your money
Doesn't cheat on you

Cons:
Doesn't feel as good as the real thing
Can't suck your dick
You're doing all the work

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>Doesn't cheat on you
Mine did...

>You're doing all the work
That makes it pretty reaslistic

Use a water based lube I bought some organic shit from amazon, fleshlight's lube leaves you sticky.
They also sell a (heater) accessory, it's cool. Pull out if you want easier clean up.
Way better than your hand.
There's one with a mouth I got from amazon too, feels great.
Use anti-bacterial spray specifically for sex toys.
That's about it dude, worth it imo and there are more expensive ones out there that are better.

had a few different models over the past 15 years or so. it'll be fun for a week then you'll get over it and the hassle of cleaning.

I've only used cheaper jap ones and yeah its much better
cleanup also isn't as bad if you don't mind being rough on them. just get one thats one solid piece of tpe and while it will wear, it won't fall apart.

I got a cheap model off amazon. Basically a silicone tube deal.

Not a big fan. Seems like I need to keep adding a shit load of lube to it.

Are fleshlights the same way?

Anyone ever used an Onahole(s)?
The packaging makes it look like it's 10000% better than the generic ones from the U.S.

I've got 2, an ass one with the ribbed texture, and a pussy one with the bumps, feels absolutely fuck all like real ass/pussy but it's definitely worth the purchase, beats fapping with your hand

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>Has dishwasher
>Has fleshlight
What else am I missing?

absolute virgin detected

>The packaging makes it look like it's 10000% better than the generic ones from the U.S.
What about it? Because they have JAV or Hentai pictures? Most of the sellers on Amazon have the cut-away pictures, so you can see how they are molded on the inside. That's what matters.

I made it once, the shit just fell apart on my dick. It could probably work though, I'll admit I did a shitty job on mine.

Gotta coat the entire interior and your dick in a layer thick enough to allow smooth motion. Get cheaper lube. I paid $20 for a bottle of J-lube powder solute at least three years ago and haven't even used a quarter of it yet. The $20 bottle makes literal gallons of lube.

That's what makes it look better. That and they usually have some pretty sweet looking innie pussy exteriors.

You're not fucking the box it comes in...

>some pretty sweet looking
You are aware that you are describing an artificial hole, right? A tube with insufficient diameter to get anywhere near replicating an adult labia? "Sweet looking" - oh dear fuck.

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Who gives a flying fuck what it looks like so long as it feels good?!

this. i tried it, didn't work as well.

you probably have to go full urkel to get the mixture right and after it didn't work once i realized how likely it was i'd kill myself if i ever worked hard enough to GET it right and didn't try again.

>Tell me, is it worth the purchase?

Yes

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I own two. the basic pink lady and the mouth one. They're both better than your hand but the cleanup is a hassle tbh. You have to wash the lube out of it and then off your junk, then lay it out to dry which prevents rapid use. like sometimes I'll just sit in front of my pc, jerk off, and back to what I was doing, then 10 minutes later I'll wanna jerk off again.

wait for a sale, get one then you'll use it exclusively for about a week or so then get tired of cleaning it.

It's worth it.
Soak it for 5 to 10 mins in warm water before use
Squirt some soap in it and finger it to clean it up
Stick a fan at the entrance to dry
Don't buy closed channels one they're a pain to clean.
Amazon cheapest one (15 bucks) is okay and ships to a locker if you can't get it at home.

It's worth it. With lube and if you warm it up in hot water feels really good. Put it in the couch cushion as you lay down. Feels bomb. I've cum huge cumshots of Fleshlight. Main thing is to keep it clean it is fucked.

yes its worth the purchase
also worth it is gif related

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buy the tenga eggs, feel like a real puss

man you're so lonely

The eggs feel the least gay but they aren't that interesting

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Isn t it too noisy ?