I was just hanging out on b while pooping, I got up and wiped my ass, all I saw was blood!? Whattttt the fuuuuck!

You probably have chrones disease.

Eat healthier food retard

Its bright red, if you werent a dumbass you would know that youre not dying and to make a doctors appointment. If it was dark red almost black thats a whole different story

Where you at a gay orgy earlier?

Bros I'm 19

Couple of likely things.

Most likely either you just ate beets or a similarly red food which will do that,
or you just popped a blood vessel when you were shitting. Having blood in your stool is usually not anything to worry about, so just monitor it for a few days. If it gets better after a few days you should be fine.

nice clickbate fag

colon, or bowel cancer.
don't worry, you'll be dead in a year.

Ok I'll go to a doctor, what do I even say? My booty hole was bleeding?

Tell them you were shitting bright red blood

yes. say that. they hear this shit all the time, it's not like you're gonna weird them out or anything

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hemorrhoids

Ok, will do. It's stopped I guess and I'll take a shower. Thanks for being there bros

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Looks mostly like oxygenated red blood so your moreless fine op, probably just took in the ass a little to fast or you strained while pooping & it popped a hemroid, if there was black coffee like grain's in there i would say to be much more worried since that will indicate internal bleeding & that means you might die so you'd wanna go to a hospital immediately or asap. But thats not the case so you should be fine in 2-3 hours, if the bleeding percist past 5 hours & or you see dark/black blood appearing in large amounts in your bowl movemnts id seek immediate medical attention. In the mean time keep hydrated, relax & try not strain your anus more then you need to to help your body clot the area in which your bleeding from.

Don't be embarrassed or anything. They've send it a million times before. They will ask you to lie on your side with a sheet over you to give you a quick inspection, which might include a finger poking around to check for hemorrhoids. So good idea for your own peace of mind to have empty bowels.
If anything the doctor will be happy at least this time it's a young person. Make a nice change from checking out an 87yo dude.

stupid lying nigger

Lying about what

now theres the proof, faggotry gives u ass cancer

you ate takis that's why your ass is like that

Yes, I'm sure my doctor will be happy to poke my young ass kek

SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR WHEN BLOOD COMES OUT OF YOUR ASS.

>Looks mostly like oxygenated red blood so your moreless fine op, probably

Srsly, if this is not a prank, pls see a doctor asap. It's night where you are? Go to emergency.
FFS, you''re bleeding out of your ass and have no idea why? Don't listen to dudes here.

" hey doc im seeing red blood when i make bowl movements, my stool is brown (if its black thats another indicator for internal bleeding) & i dont seem to be having any pain when this happens, any ideas?"

Whatever you do, don’t talk to a medical professional!!!
Just listen to the idiots on a Manchurian knitting illustration forum!

They're not open

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>my stool is brown
That stool is clay colored, not brown. That's pancriatic cancer warning, stool that color. And, OP is bleeding.
You need to be rushing out to see a doctor and not fucking around here.

Youre a taki eating fiend.

that's why your ass is red. fuck you.

Bro I didn't post that, but my grandmother died of pancreatic cancer

Its could possibly be from the fuego takis

When the blood is bright red, you're usually safe. It means the damage is close to your asshole and not deep inside you. It means that, most likely, you have a scratch or tear on a hemorrhoid. You probably eat like a raccoon. Start eating some salads, drink more water (Code Red doesn't count) and don't push so hard.

and clay colored stool is a symptom of issues with bile. This guy needs to be seeing a doctor.

probably chrons or colitis.
get that shit checked.

Pun intended?

Nigga, did you shit bread?

Get the fuck out.

Internal bleeding or you got some shit going on with your kidney

LMAO who wipes their ass with lemon disinfectant wipes

That's not blood. Have you drank or ate anything red? Koolaid or beats?

Yes

You're not OP:thinksmart:

You may have early onset prostate cancer. For your age it's almost always terminal.

You clicked fag.

that's anal cancer
im sorry op

Zozzle

I never said for the guy to not see a doctor, i simple explained that the medical signs prosenting themselve's aren't serious or life threating, it could be something as simple as a hemroid to whiping his ass to much & he caused a small tair that will heal in like 1-2 days. By all means, run to the ER & get a finger up your ass to hear you got hemorrhoids, unless he's presenting with dark blood in his stool or dark stool there's not much docs can do but put him through a few test & tell him to go see his main doctor for approval to a specialist lol.

OP is leaving, I will ask my doc if it is hemroids and will mention my family's history of pancreatic cancer. There was no dark blood. No more spicy food for me

Looks like it's your time of the month.

Sort of. How did you know?

You're not OP:thinksmart:

Ahh you'll be fine op, best of luck with those hemorrhoids though & your doctor visit when they stick a spec up your ass to show you them lol.

Shhhhh

Are those burritos in the toilet?

Am I the only one noticing they wiped with lysol/Clorox wipes?

Yup, well I guess I cant delete the thread. Good luck to those unfortunate enough to bleed out their ass.

Have you eaten beets lately?

Ass wipes not Clorox lol

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is that.. spring rolls..?

dude, your turds look like rocks. wtf are you eating? or are you taking opiates?

Probably hemorrhoids btw.

Deffinantly bowl cancer

I love the absolute contradiction in these two posts lol

Fuck off you fake ass faggot

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Drink more water, more fiber, and do some regular cardio.

I wish my ass didn't shit blood, fuck off, sage

That's not blood.

Yea Forums at its finest

I don't think you understand what sage is.

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5 minutes later

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Go see a physician .
Dr.Yea Forums will fuk u up

Not a doctor, but did you drink/eat something with a lot of red dye? That usually can do that. You think you're shitting blood, but blood from your intestines would probably turn black/dark brown.

Did you drink a red gatorade prior? Turns my shit red. So does blue.

It's fine. You have a butt leak.
If the blood was dark and horrendously smelling, it could be an indicator of bowel cancer.
This is a plain case of rectal bleeding. All the cool kids are doing it. Try quitting alcohol and improving your diet. Faggot.

I had the same thing happen when I partied really hard one night then went and had a ton of Buffalo Wild Wings the second night. Never happened again.

Am I the only one that noticed how OP used a disinfectant wipe ?

See

Have you eaten beets in the last 24 hrs?

No

google it you fucking imbecile.

it happens sometimes, you don't have to be shoving shit up your asshole. why aren't you googling all of this. why did you come here at all you retarded fucking idiot.

sometimes i think people honest-to-god come to b for advice, then i think "no. that's too fucking stupid". then they upload pics like this with timestamps and shit, and i question everything i know.

there are plenty of reasons blood's coming out of your ass, but the chances of a normal person here giving you good advice is slim to none, and you're only going to hyperfocus on the bad posts anyway because that's what humans do FUCKING LEAVE GO ASK LITERALLY ANYBODY ELSE

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Might be an anal fissure.

The fact that it's red is good. If it's way darker you'd be way more fucked.

Good job replying to an hours old thread, I applaud your faggotry. The info I found on Google was either cancer or anal fissures. I was already on b so I posted it in b

Did you eat anything red?

Nice timing, read the whole thread. 03:03:03AM

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Relax, you are becoming a woman

Turning the friggin frogs gay!

that's how they make red pop.

Light Red blood is external bleeding.

You'll be fine. Just clean your ass so nothing gets infected before healing.

I once took a dietary supplement that was cherry based and a day and a half later, had a shit just like that. Keep in mind, OP could have eaten something similar, with a ton of red dye and just be messing around.

Congrats op you just had a baby

>Maybe a tear in your anus for instance.

OP is literally a faggot

U got ass worms. That’s what it looks like when they get big and start fucking around in there. Jenna haze famously had one pop it’s head out of her ass in a porn scene.

You had to be a nigger

I'm not looking that shit up

Sry OP it's over. You got 3 seconds.

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That looks like mucus. Red blood is undigested (black sludge stool is digested and a worse symptom). Usually a hemmerhoid or maybe a cut or fissure a few inches up your ass. I shat like this a lot last year. Can be scary but wasnt anything in my case.

This guy knows his shit

I've been shitting blood for about 6 years now. I know how scary it is. Too scared to go into a doctor.. I figure if im gonna die, im gonna die. Not shit I can do about it.

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These threads help me remember everyone else is just as fucked and shitting blood as me
We are all in this together

OP here, thanks for all the help and info. I hope this thread dies off now.