About to smoke weed. What am I in for?
About to smoke weed. What am I in for?
Landon Butler
Sebastian Peterson
why the fuck are you asking? just do it pussy
Christian Scott
a day of feeling good
Thomas Johnson
Nothing as you’re more than likely not going to get high the first time you smoke weed
Benjamin Miller
I feel giddy. heh
Eli Gonzalez
Paranoia and its real. You can't enjoy what a man really feels.
Matthew Carter
A good time.
Chase Hall
First time I smoked weed I saw Jesus. After that it got progressively more lame.
Lincoln Hill
Jordan Murphy
Depends what mood you're in. It's very momentum based.
Adrian Hernandez
Why smoke weed when you can read the bible?
David Mitchell
Bentley Nelson
doesn't look like pot.
Lincoln Turner
High right now, if you do get high first time then just expect a weird foggy sensation in your brain, it's not an intense feeling you can't handle but it's a strong sensation, just don't panic, chuck on some tunes, have a wank and eat
Austin Watson
I don't feel panicky just high. Not my first time smoking it though thought I'd just start a stoner thread since I never see them here
Ayden Williams
Rolling up after a few drink
Beer n weed go so well together
Luke Foster
Cooper Long
it depends on whatever mood your in and your personality, tends to amplify both. If you worry a lot while sober, youll prob be a little paranoid without a tolerance. If youre usually pretty upbeat youre gonna be havin a good time
Christopher Clark
Evan James
Why not do both?
Mason Perry
beer, weed and video games is the best
Nicholas Diaz
Smoking another one
Asher Smith
Fuck you OP, that png used to be animated. lmao I remember putting that on my aol webpage back in 98 lol.
god I miss those days and chatrooms..
Daniel Clark
Colton Bennett
I used to smoke weed in high school. its been about 4 years and the other day i downed a 40mg edible gummie. That was one of the scariest experiences I've ever had.
Landon Garcia
Noah Flores
LMAO
Jackson Hughes
Jordan Hill
this
Anthony Moore
>40mg
Try 200, I miss the days when a 40mg gummie could get me zooted.
Bentley Lewis
Hello.
No! What am I hearing? You want to abuse substances? That will hurt you, you will have a lot of pain and other bad consequences as well. Do you know that girls think marijuana stoners are GROSS?! Of course they do. You are lucky if you hurt noone while intoxicated. Weed will destroy your kidneys and you are going to be an addict, and homeless.
Now what is a 'high' exactly? The dealer says it's nice? Hm, really? Actually it's the sensation of feeling your brain brake. You will become disabled. Worth it? No. The pot dealer doesn't care. A dead witness is a good witness to him.
Ryan Turner
Bentley Adams
now I'm pretty high
Benjamin Baker
Colton Smith
holy shit. a 200 would put me in a fucking coma. I took that 40 and i legit felt like i was dying and i couldnt fucking move. My visuals were fucked too lmao
Liam Nelson
Hudson White
Tyler Long
Jaxon Sanchez
Josiah Flores
mother of christ
Hunter Myers
rockets n shit
Luke Brooks
Austin Edwards
Probably a good time.
Logan Phillips
waste of brain cells time and money
Elijah Edwards
damn user not who you replied to but the edible rabbit whole isn't a fun one, made a g worth of shatter infused butter cookies to flip, ended up eating them all and passing out for 2 days
Isaac Richardson
Not really.
You have much to learn.
Brandon Smith
Levi Martinez
a good time. just relax, don't plan on doing anything, don't smoke too much, take it easy, you can always smoke again. have plenty of beverage on hand
Jackson Young
at first your heart will race but dont freak out, it's normal.
you'll have random thoughts that'll sidetrack you, kind of like "Robin Williams Brain" if that makes any sense.
also depending on the strain you smoked you might feel energized and creative or you might feel lazy, chill and relaxed.
your mouth'll get dry so have water, juice or soda handy. ice cold water tastes best when high though.
at some point you might get the munchies. it's mostly in your head so you can always just not be a little bitch and just ignore it, but nibbling some snacks, fruit or chocolate while high is the best.
overall you'll feel really stoned for 30min, high for 2h and in the 3rd & 4th hour you'll still feel a little bit high but overall you'll feel mostly normal. by 4 hours or so you're sober.
Landon Gray
this.
my favourite thing used to be
>drink 2 ice cold beers after work
>eat a slice of pizza
>eat a 250mg edible
>wait 10min
>eat the rest of the pizza
>edible would kick in just as I finish the pizza
>crack open another beer and play Planetside 2 or FFXI Online stoned out of my fucking mind
Adam Carter
how fat were you?
Brandon Hall
i'm with you dude.
first 5 or 6 times trying edibles I thought I was just immune to them because every store was saying "an average dose is 10mg so take 1 gummy, MMAAAAAAYYYBEEE 2 but iunno take it easy" before I realised I needed at least 100mg to get nice and high from them.
Used to take 100mg when going to a party or to the bar, used to take 200 or 250mg when settling in for a night of vidya or a movie
Isaiah Flores
at the time, 190cm tall and 62kg. i was full skelly mode.
Caleb Lewis
goddang. that is.... not a lot of weight. more power to you
Daniel Fisher
>local store sells 2600mg bottles of infused BBQ sauce
>always wonder what'd be like chugging the whole thing of bbq sauce and riding the green dragon
Jacob Allen
i'm ok now, i quit smoking weed and gained 30kg in the 6 months after.
Easton Brown
Get up to date retard, weed doesn’t kill brain cells, it helps get rid of already dead cells and helps with neurogenesis
Fucking ass backwards retard
Leo Murphy
Evan Carter
Rocket League is nice when high
Aaron Campbell
>classic Yea Forums stoner thread
>it's even full of stoner comics
fuck I missed those days
Levi Price
Listen to my song, I make them for when I’m high then i just listen to them over and over again. They’re like 1000x as good when I’m high and I have no idea why, check it out for yourself
m.soundcloud.com
Logan Phillips
Logan Powell
Did you make it yourself?
Thomas Jackson
YEAAAHH!11!!ONE!!11!
I USED FL STUDIO AND LIEK NOBODY EVER DONE THAT BEFORE
IM GONNA MAKE MAD BANK AND BITCHES WILL FLOCK TO MY MEGALODONIAC PENIS
IM SO FLY
Landon Watson
K.
Yo check out my song then - i'm
a beginner tho soundcloud.com
Austin Davis
will soundcloud rappers never end?
Jaxson Scott
Colton Martinez
Jacob Lee
Being your first time you can expect all of the following...(not in any particular order)
-laughing fits
-euphoria
-dry mouth
-intense emotions
-strong language
-heavy incest
-floating testicles
-munchies
-heavy breathing
-light breathing
-heavy breathing
-light breathing
-memory loss
-horny butthole glands
-temporary time travel
-cats look up to you
-movies/tv/music are enhanced
Grayson Davis
>-horny butthole glands
wat
Levi Thompson
You know, it's when your anal glands become aroused due to the thinning of your blood and it begins to crave stimulation. It's a thing that happens.
Chase Nguyen
do you only have this happen to you while high?
Andrew Miller
Connor Ortiz
The things that people pull out of their asses on this shithole...
Don’t listen to this faggot
Parker Gutierrez
Robert Mitchell
Jaxon Kelly
smoking third spliff
Blake Gomez
>mixing weed with tobacco
Chase Fisher
No, it happens in various other situations and can even on it's own without any stimulants. But it's 100% likely to occur when high. More so the first time.
Way to tell everyone you've never smoked weed before. You sound like a fuckin cop.
Luis Ward
Stimulated anal glands. But you'd never tell.
Kayden Myers
weed
Jaxon Lee
Gives it a nice hit to the back of the throat and the joint burns better
Logan Baker
i luv it wen a fam cums 2gather. :)
Noah Cox
Sly Jeffery. You so sly.
Jaxson Morales
Carter Thompson
Brandon Hughes
I get it. It's like "what the fuck?" but they're ducks so it's "what the duck?". That shit's the gas.
Dominic Butler
Jose Price
John Thompson
First time I got high I watched a 9-year-old play GTA San Andreas and killed 2 and a half party size bags of nacho cheese flavored Doritos
Luis Adams
excellent and hilarious stoner comics, user
Cameron King
Oliver Murphy
Thanks, but I didn't post them.
Tyler Scott
Luis Morris
You will become a nigger.
Adam Reed
Luke Hughes
Juan Cooper
Brody Morales
Michael Lopez
Parker Garcia
Christian Smith
Adrian White
David Long
Ryder Morgan
Robert Morales
lol
Joseph Martinez
You'll prolly die from weed death like i did
Jordan Wood
I've been giggling all this time without a break
Hunter Adams
Dylan Green
Isaiah Carter
Christian Sanders
Cooper Ramirez
Smokin' 4th spliff
Nicholas Lopez
I have been posting cancer all this time
Carson Sanders
Hunter Carter
Jack Russell
Eli Phillips
Michael King
David Miller
Jeremiah Harris
A really boring experience that's frankly not worth the £10
Jaxson Wright
I had a teacher this hot back in high school. Obviously she KNEW most of us wanted to bang her.
Michael Flores
Back in junior high a hot teacher actually told the principal how we had talked her up outside of school. She was paranoid somehow probably. We only said hi to her at the mall
Zachary Cooper
deep thoughts, dry mouth, good times, hunger, stigma
Asher Moore
what's stigma?
Zachary Richardson
Ayyye true
Play casual though in order not to fuck up your rank or other people's rank
Logan Wood
[spoiler]Bump[/spoiler]
John Stewart
I only play competitive
Jack Moore
Nathaniel Young
James Taylor
he wanted to say smegma
Jace Smith
the same thing you where told yesterday when you posted this god i hate summer...
Matthew Foster
yeah that Anonymous guy really repeats himself