i am staying with my mother for 6 months. she wants me to do contractor level shit (ex: ripping up and sanding floors, cleaning gutters on a 2 story house (including attic), putting down flooring, etc.) that people get paid ~$100 an hour for. all for free. (keep in mind that i am not at all qualified to do this shit, nor do i have the safey shit to do it. Needless to say i don't want to/cant do it and she will kick me out if i don't. (keep in mind that she wants it done perfectly.)
>what the fuck do i do Yea Forumsros?
>tldr: my bitch of a mother wants me to do shit i am not qualified to do, don't have the training to do, and can't do to the grade she wants me to do it to. and will kick me out if i don't.
>so in short, FUCK. MY. LIFE Yea Forums.
I am staying with my mother for 6 months. she wants me to do contractor level shit (ex: ripping up and sanding floors...
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op here
>should probably mention that it's a 2 story house. and is 3 floors tall including the attic.
op here again.
>before you say just tell her to pay someone to do it. She won't I've told her many times to pay somebody to do it, but she won't even reason with me.
Fuck her or let her suck your dick. Then she won't ever have shit to leverage against you ever again. Done deal.
Just sit down with her, and explain to her that you could cause more damage if you try to do it. How old is she btw ?
Have you tried crying to Yea Forums about it?
she's 59 and i'm 23
Man up, research it, and do it. All of it. Then make your mother a nice meal every evening, and tell her how much you appreciate second chances. Don’t fuck this up. Just do it!
fuck you
and yes i have tried to explain to her but she "just wants me to do it" and "won't talk anymore about it"
Give it a try. Hey you might learn something.
Easy
Op all you have to do is get someone to do it for you and pay them what you wouldve made and then you just spend your days in the park
Get a real job and move out.
>dude, i only have 1 week. as i said i don't have the knowledge. or the saftey equipment.
>should also mention that she also wants me to weed-eat the entire 1 1/3 mile fence around her property with a 20 year old sthl weed-eater. she wants me to get gas for the weed-eater too.
dude, don't even. I'll probably fuck up and break my neck rather than learn something.
i don't have the money to pay them, that's why i'm at my moms house.
i have a real job, i'm a welder. Just took a vacation because my dad is in the hospital with a tumor.
Yeah be a wagecuck OP that's a choice!
Well that wasn’t nice. Maybe your mom is being this way because you are a cunt.
You need to consider all of your options.
You could compromise and clean the gutter, and not do the other stuff, or you can try your best to do what she wants; and if it ends up looking bad, tell her "I told you so." That's #1
#2: Move out. If you're working, try to save up cash so you can rent a place with a roommate.
If you have any siblings that you could move in with, that could let you stay while you search for a new place- would be ideal.
sounds like your gracious parent will give you room and board for some very light remodeling. maybe you could offer sex instead..... or go live in a tent. watch some youtube and do the shit
Stop being a pussy
Do the work. Learn the skill. Clearly your mother is trying to teach you things your father couldn't.
Fucking pussy millenials today.
#1> it's an old ass metal ladder that looks like it's gonna fall apart. (don't wanna break my neck)
#2> she's gonna kick me out if i don't make it look good. (keep in mind that she wants me to pay to rent the floor sander, gas for the weed eater and 2 stroke oil, and anything else i may need.
>tbh i think that she is just using me to do all this shit because SHE wanted me to stay with her while my dad is in the hospital.
she ain't tryna teach me shit. she is just using me for free work, how the hell do you think that she is gonna teach me to do things when she is sitting on her ass playing on her ipad (yes she does that) or watching tv?
>my pops tought me everything i know about fixing cars, etc. before i moved out when i was 19.
dude i'm not being a cunt, ive done everything for her since i was 13 short of wiping her ass. This is where i draw the line. (given i moved out at 19 and supported my own fucking house with none of her help.) not even a dime from her since i moved out. but she will come to me every month for money or services (like now) while i have done everything for her since i was 13. i got my first job at 16 and tried to kick me out when i did get the job. (my father talked it out of her until i moved out at 19) so in short. fuck you. you don't know shit about my life.
You could tell her you'll do it, if she gives you cash for the supplies needed.
Or you could borrow some of the supplies, from neighbors or family members.
I’m not really seeing how this is a problem. You are not qualified to do it so you shouldn’t. You claim to work full time so just dip chocolate chip.
she won't and she will still want me to do it, already brought that up to her
nearest neibhor is 16 miles, and i have never met him/her.
Lol. As an actual carpenter, no fucking way you're doing it.
i am on vacation right now because of my father having a tumor. can't go anywhere because my mother drived me and won't drive me back.
thank you.
They don't get paid $100 an hour you stupid cuck. Stop being a lazy piece of shit and pay your fucking rent
No one gets $100 an hour for that shit maybe $10 being nice.
Well shit. If your father can speak, tell him about it. Although, I don't think having that stress would be healthy for him. If both your parents own the house, I don't thin she can just 'kick' you out. Worst case scenario, would be to get legal advice.
Do it for tendies
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All I hear is bitching.
>make a list of materials and equipment you'll need
>go down to a hardware store and get a price quote on them
>go back to your mom and ask her for money, say you'll start soon as everything is there
>make sure to sound confident about everything, she will try to question the list and what is needed, learn a few technical terms and slangs to throw at her
Youre a sad bitch.
The end
You're such a little bitch. Just fucking jump off the roof and end your mistake of a life already you ungrateful ignorant cuck.
Cmon. Unless you demostrate that you are a man by either doing the job, which we can agree Is a terrible idea and a schema of things on her behalf to exploit you, or take a fucking bus and Let her suck it for being a cheap ass bitch.
The minimum you can agree Is that she buys the required somethings to get the job done
>i don't wanna bring legal shit into this. too much of a headache, and yes he can speak but i don't want to bring that stress onto him.
>only she owns the house, and gets x amnt of money a month for being his "caretaker" when he can support himself just fine.
None of this is adding up. You claim your a strong independent user with a welding job, but you radiate small dick “I live with my mom and she wants me to do stuff for her in lieu of rent” energy. So here is what I would do.
Leave. If you have a job and your on vacation for 6 months I’m assuming it’s unpaid. Call your boss man and tell him change of plans I can come back to work whenever you can have me. No matter what you can’t do the work at the house because you are not qualified and I don’t personally trust you to be able to YouTube guides on how to do this stuff if you are having this much trouble telling your mom to fuck off. There is no magic combination of words that is going to magically make your mom go “OK user I understand and you can just stay here for free and do nothing”. So I am not seeing any other option.
You're being a stupid bitch. It's not hard to clean gutters you fucking retard
see and go fuckyourself
Nothing you've said is that hard to do. You're just a lazy bitch.
ok, get on a rickety ass rusty metal ladder, and clean gutters ~30ft up.
have fun
Spend the $50 to get a new ladder and clean the gutters you stupid fucking retard. The world would be better if you fell and died anyways
seeand also fuck you, i supported her for 6 years while my father worked. i did everything for her.
i don't have the 50 dollars, or the car or gas money to go and get it. even if i had my car i wouldn't even be able to get it back from the hardware store. also fuck you.
Cleaning gutters isn't something a carpenter does you stupid fucking retard. Being a decent child isn't "doing everything for her." You're living there for free for 6 months stop being ungrateful and do some fucking chores you lazy fat fuck
fake falling off a ladder.
or don't fake it.
can't get to the bus stop (is 30 miles away) and don't have the money for a bus.
"I'm a welder". "I don't have any money to buy a ladder" shut the fuck up your retarded lazy fat fuck
Claims to be a welder (who get paid more than carpenters) but doesn't have enough money for a bus?? You're just a lazy fuck bget a fucking job and pay rent
where are you located, dude ? sounds like hell.
allright i understand that, my boss saw the light and let me take 6 months unpaid because he has another person that can take my job for said 6 months. yes i am living with her for the 6 months. can't leave. can't go back either, because of the job agreement. thanks for not trusting me i guess? I wan't to tell her to fuck off but she can and will kick me the fuck out with nothing on me. I am not seeing any other option either. me and you are at a loss here. thanks for the input though
Youre just retarded is all I see here
You're the retard that got yourself into this situation. Be an adult and do what you have to for rent.
i was referring to the ripping up floors and shit when i quoted the carpenter, see and it's father reply to see the ladder issue.
i am not fat and not being ungrateful, if anything she is being unreasonable. those aren't chores you either.
fuck you
i brought 20$ with me because my mother assured me to "provide everything i needed"
middle of buttfuck kansas.
i only brought 20$ because she assured me that she would provide everything i needed.
You are fucking retarded to take 6 months unpaid with absolutely no savings. Good luck getting your job back in six months because I bet you are probably pretty shit at that too
fuck you
No you're living I'm thier house for free. If you're so retarded you don't even have $50 for a ladder you're clearly not paying for your phone, internet, food, water, electricity. Also carpenters don't lay flooring. Sanding and laying flooring is easy just physical work. Stop being an ungrateful bitch and do the chores or kill yourself.
how the fuck am i supposed to do something that i am not qualified to do, and at the quality of a qualified person?
You're the biggest retard in the world.
i do pretty good at my job and my savings are in a safe in my basement. (yes i know weird)
Do the work, and see how it comes out. If it's terrible and she complains, tell her she's seeing and imagining things and should probably get checked for dementia.
You're qualified to clean gutters and run a sander. Stop being a stupid cuck bitch nothing she asked you to do is that hard. It's all part of being a fucking adult
dude, i did what she said. Now i am here. stop calling me retarded for doing shit that was caused by her.
Bury a body in the crawlspace.
the problem is that she wants me to pay for the sander when i don't have the money.
Being $20 is not caused by her. If she really was that terrible if a mother growing up you should have known. But instead you were a complete retard who is too stupid to use a ladder
Well who is the retard that is a "welder" but only has $20
> bitch of a mother
That you're dependent on you fucking cuck. Jesus christ you can't even provide a roof over your own fucking head at least sand the fucking floors you useless sack of shit.
BREAKING NEWS: Shitty mothers raise shitty kids.
No one feels bad that you're this lazy and ungrateful. Stop being a stupid bitch and do your chores
Aight man, i dont want to bash you are everyone Is doing, but look: You are in no position of power here. You got there with nothing on your own, and your mom intents to use that against you all the times. The welder tale being 6 months off the job sounds like a fuckup, so you can drop that too.
The only way you are getting something Is by doing something. Be useful.
Now.
You cannot do anything without resources. Do as much as you can with what's available.
Work half days.
Dont try to engage into a discussion because, again , you got 0 power.
Try to land a job fast un the are, even if that Is wiping the neighbor's pigs assholes
Either do your chores or blow your brains out
dude, i am paying for everything for me. (my SO handles all that shit) can't sand them because she expects me to pay for the sander with no money.
not being ungrateful she's just being unreasonable. she has a shitload of money.
not that much of an asshat.
A sander costs $75 a ladder costs $50. $300 for 6 months of free food and roofing isn't bad you ungrateful bitch. Your gf is sucking a real man dick and blowing through your money as your cry because your mom asked you to clean up after yourself and not be a lazy sack of shit and actually help out.
People like you are why I am pro- abortion. World would be better if your mom just had you vacuumed out.
Is your mom Mr. Miyagi?
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OP quit giving excuses. You're a fucking waste of air and resources. Get off your ass and quit bitching
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OP quit giving excuses. You're a fucking waste of air and resources. Get off your ass and quit bitching
I mean your living in her house for free right?
LOOK AT THIS POST FOR CLARIFICATION
>i only brought 20$ because she said that i would have everything taken care of for me. that was a fucking lie.
>i don't have them money for a ladder, sander, gas, 2stroke oil, etc. because i only brought 20$
>i am not being ungreatful, i am in a pickle because she didn't tell me everything and lied to me.
>stop telling me to kill myself, it won't work.
this
seeas to why it isn't free. she wants me to make money out of thin air.
You claim your mom was a bitch your whole life and yet you only brought $20 to live with her for 6th months. You're a special type of retarded
My parents don't expect perfection, but as a 24 year old man living with them, it's the cost of rent and food.
Installed new air ducts last year, constantly working on plumbing. This and that. But if I could get $100 an hour for cleaning some fucking gutters, I wouldn't be living with my parents. Suck it up. It's life. If you're living with her, you're an obvious fuck up, and fuck ups have to take what we can get.
Here is what you should do to help
Teams get about $100 an hour to split 3 or 4 ways.
mow a lawn for a neighbor for some money or something figure it out the five year olds selling lemonade are better at making money than your dumb ass.
This is such a non issue, Start on it, Fuck up a part. Throw a fake tantrum. Leave it 30% done. Move on. repeat 3 times over 2 days. Try again after a 4 day break, Repeat twice.
If she gets mad at you say: «i’m mad at myelf for not doing it» then keep on doing whatever.
good advice but i can't man. i came here just to spend time with my dad and see family. but shit, i can't do anything either because i'm not qualified or i don't have the recources. thanks though.
A good carpenter gets paid $30 an hour. In Kentucky it's probably closer to $25. Welders which he claims he is get paid 45+ an hour.
Entitled little bitch. Unless your paying rent, utilities and buying your own food, basically living as your moms roomate, shut the fuck up be grateful. Show a little respect to your mother
You're qualified to fucking weed eat you lazy sack of shit
she said and i quote: "just bring a little money, i'll give you everything you need while you're here"
If you can weld, you should be making good money. And also if you can weld, you can do handyman level shit ezpz
Time to put your big boy pants on
You came to take a 6 month vacation and leach off your mother. You complete sack of shit
i don't have the money for the gas you bitch
But you also claimed she was a bitch your whole childhood. So as everyone else has told you. You're a complete retard. Get with your whore of a GF and tell her to bring you some of your money before she spends it all on meth.
GET YOUR GOT DAM WORK BOOTS ON AND BE A FUCKING MAN. ITS CALLED GAINING EXPIERNCE YOU LAZY CUCK YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS FROM ALL THOS GAY RPGS YOU PLAY
i wanted to spend time with my family and see my father because he probably won't survive. she is making me do dangerous work that i am not qualified for or don't have the money to pay for the materials.
kill yourself
Weedeating is not hard or dangerous. Cleaning gutters is not hard. Sanding floors is not hard or dangerous. You're just an entitled little bitch
Your dad is probably glad he doesn't have to see what a bitch of a child his son will turn into
see, i don't have the money to rent the sander, buy the gas, or anything she wants me to spend money on, i brought $20 because she told me to bring a little cash.
ok bud, she caused this whole escapade by under explaining and using me for unpaid work.
OP I’ve SOLVED IT.
>go to nearest gay bay
>suck dick
>get your leach ass some money
>put on your big boy panties
>rent hardware/ tools and just fucking do the easy ass jobs.
Use youtube, Borrow tools from your dads friends. What the fuck bro.
Amatures make up excuses, Pro’s come up with solutions.
Your dad will be so proud off you. Come on bro, Time to grow up a little.
You’ve got the time and energy to be a bitch about it on Yea Forums. Yet you just want attention.
Maybe you should reflect on the fact that you don’t have friends to complain to // that won’t come help you?
You’re quite frankly a shit person.
>she wants me to do contractor level shit (ex: ripping up and sanding floors
Took me 2 hours to learn to do that. Then I redid about 800 sq. of hardwood (oak) floor.
>cleaning gutters on a 2 story house (including attic)
I'm really not comfortable with heights. Got up a ladder and cleaned the gutters annually for several years. Then I bought a pressure washer, a 24 ft extension, and a gutter cleaning attachment. Now I just blast the shit out from ground level. Takes me 45 minutes.
>putting down flooring
Are you talking vinyl flooring?
Be careful, be accurate, make a good template and good cuts. Easy!
No training. No apprenticeships. And I do better work than professionals because I'm there to do it right and not just do the least possible work as quickly as possible to get a paycheck.
tl/dr
Get off your lazy ass and learn some skills, Snowflake.
using you for unpaid work
dude free living. fuck off
You obviously have a computer or phone. You claim you have a s/o who has all your money. Stop being retarded and have them bring you the $300 it'll cost for you to do your chores. It's not complicated
You had $20 for 6 months, Are you fucking 4 years old?
Even with everything paid for I wouldn’t make it more than a week on that.
Get a part time job while you’re there.
>Do you want fries with that
OP, from reading everyone else's replies, everyone else seems pretty retarded, blaming you and shit.
My method? flat-out refuse, make up some bullshit about safety laws requiring you to need a lisense to complete the stuff, and she would be sued $$$ for trying to get you to do it.
FML my mommy won't let her adult son live with her for 6 months for completely free letting me jerk off in my old room waaahhhaaa I'm a little bitch
Or just like fucking Apple Pay text that shit is op 3
Don't do it OP. Even if you succeed, she will only push further. Next think you know you are trying to cast concrete columns in the backyard and studying how ancient egyptians erected multi-story structures without lifting machineries.
> expects son to do be able to build and repair an entire house with no training
> Yea Forums blames the son
Yes everyone else is retarded.
You’re the genius one with the opinion that goes against the consensus.
Maybe you just lack common sense motherfucker.
Cleaning gutters
>sued
Op claims to be a complete retard that keeps all his money in a safe in his basement. In 6 month if he doesn't unfortunately kill himself, he'll be back saying his slut of a gf will have spent all his money
if common sense is thinking that its super easy to replace and sand floors then I have no common sense
Weed eating, cleaning gutters and sanding are all pretty normal stuff to do. Maybe if you weren't a nigger and knew how to take care of your stuff you wouldn't think cleaning up your yard was hard to do.
JACKPOT. thank you will do.
phone, so is on the other side of kansas. has a job and no way to get here.
no, she said that i wouldn't have to bring any money, i said i would bring 20$ she said ok...
>that people get paid ~$100 an hour for
yeah, no. 40 an hour at best lol
old ass ladder, no money to rent sander to do floors, not a nigger, and no money for gas or 2stroke oil.
also claim you researched it on a government website or something for extra detail
Just do it you lazy cunt.
Do it better than anyone local could.
Make it so if she has ANYONE over they ALWAYS compliment and ask her about her floors.
THIS IS A CHALLENGE.
You step up or you step out.
WE WANT BEFORE AND AFTER.
Remember we are here for the LULZ.
Mirror floors. Gold floors. Landscape painting floors.
Do this right by your Yea Forumsrothers.
Replacing floors is one of the easiest things to do in a house. If you cannot pick up and replace wooden board then you are either physically or mentally handicapped
thank you fellow fag
ok will do, thanks man.
yeah, thats easy,
but getting a tight fit?
to the degree of someone trained?
with no training?
Sure as shit is, Youtube videos, Talk to the guys at the store.
I hate manual labour, I work as a illustrator on a computer. If it doesn’t involve a cup of coffee and an airconditioner I’m not into doing it.
Even someone with my lazy ass atttitude to this shit has learnt and researched and done it.
It’s a fucking life skill. When people helped me in my early 20s I paid attention, Asked questions, Helped them while they helped me.
Fucking learn how to help yourself.
Then pick the weeds by hand. You're literally living there for 6 months eating thier food for free. Claim to be there to visit family but to retarded to ask family for help with ladders or sander. Jesus you're retarded
shit is glued down, and the shit under it is painted.
Yeah, it is easy.
The people that replace the flooring are the least trained meth heads on the construction site. It's not hard.
you want me to pick the weeds by hand, FOR 1 1/3 MILES?
So pull up the glued down shit and replace it with more glued down shit you lazy sack of shit
I won't comment on the moral state of it all regarding mother/son shit, but what I can say is this:
Having grown up helping my dad at his business as a general contractor and having many hours on the job, I can tell you for a fact that dropping a complete amateur into a remodel unsupervised, even if they have all the right tools, benefits no one but the lumberyard that sells you new materials everytime you have to tear it all out and start over. Odds on you cut your dick off, but if you're lucky you'll just waste thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours making the situation worse.
Unless your mother is gonna be fine with that, going into this situation is just going to fuck over your work history and relationship with your mother for nothing but 6 months of misery. You'd be better off going to a homeless shelter.
see
You’re an adult with 20$ spending money. This indicated a room temp IQ.
Not that hard. You cannot walk a mile in a day you fat sack of shit. At least put in some effort if you're living for free for 6 fucking months
MOTHERFUCKER, she said that 20 dollars would be fine, she didn't tell me that i would have to pay for anything, or do work.
Cleaning gutters and picking weeds is not a remodel you retard
Just kill yourself
He made it sound like he had construction stuff above and beyond flooring in the OP I should've read the rest of the thread tbh
Fucking 6th graders are smarter than op
It's the YouTube generation Yea Forumsro.
Everything daddy taught you plus the right way to do it is available.
All this guy has to do is pay attention and pick the right teachers.
thanks for that, i already have shit to tell her in the morning. this whole situation is fucked up man...
I want to see mirror floors.
op here
yes i do have all the shit. but no training whatsoever, she thinks it's simple. it aint.
I hope your mother kicks you lazy ass out.
It's not hard to clean gutters you lazy cuck.
read a little of the thread buddy.
If I ever have a son like you I'd kill myself
You could be a man, research what you need, make her pay for everything. Then use the internet and actually do the shit. Maybe you’ll learn a thing or two.
I've read the thread. You're a lazy cunt
20$ dude, is it starting to dawn on you how pathetic that makes you?
You have a job, a paid job and the best you could scrape together before going home to your sick father was 20$.
Your mom is nearly 60 and your dad is dying. Yet here you come, Fucking 20$ for yourself to spend over 6 fucking months. How about bringing some money and making this time of their life easier and better?
Fuck that, Lets look for excuses on Yea Forums. You can’t even muster up the creativity to avoid a chore from your mom. No wonder you’re the poorest, Dumbest most useless tool on Yea Forums
I hope you're happy knowing you father is going to die knowing what a disappointment his son is. His last thoughts are just going to be about what a fucking lazy shit you are
OP is the poster boy for allowing a mother to abort her child up to the age of 18.
she said that i wouldn't have to pay for anything, nor did she mention the work. this whole situation is fucked up.
she won't pay for anything. i already talked to her about that.
Your father is dieing and you decide that being a burden to him and your mother for 6 months seems like a good idea
dude, she wanted me to come down and see him.
This is why everyone is calling you a retard and telling you to kill yourself. You're a disappointment of a man.
For 6 months. You're a complete retard
You should be helping them by paying more than your fair share. I get that she said it but here I am, Another male telling you to step up your game.
You’re being a weak ass punk.
It’s time to grow up and take care of your parents. Childhood’s end bro.
I know you’re a child because you’ve got pocket money for a spending account.
yes, that's how long they gave him to live, and i had an opening in my job to go, so oh well.
i took pocket money, because she said that i wouldn't have to spend anything.
Learn to do it pussy. You think your wife is gonna respect you when you tell her that you can't clear a gutter or sand a floor? Everything you listed is easy mode DIY shit, plus you get to use fun tools and shit while you do it, just make her oay for the gear, buy or rent, but stop acting like a bitch and man up, I would love to have a floor to refinish, shits easy and people are always impressed.
For a welder you're sure acting like a pussy about shit that's way easier and less dangerous than your day job.
don't have the money to rent a sander, and she won't rent it herself.
You should quit repeating explanations and start processing what other people say to you.
I’m fully aware of what you have previously stated in this thread. I have considered it and I’ve decided that you’re the problem not what she said.
You are selfish, Inconsiderate and a horrible son. Step the fuck up, Get some of your savings, Buy a sander and do your best for your mother in this traumatic time in your life.
For fuck sake dude, You’re all hurting and you are making it worse.
that's because i have all the ppe (particle mask, welding mask, fireproof chaps, proper gloves, etc.)
how the fuck am i supposed to get my savings when my SO can't drive across the state, and i don't have my credit card?
You don't need PPE to pick weeds you stupid bitch
You're retarded
you're justnitpicking, i'm not going to repeat myself.
i know.
No you're being a lazy bitch
How are too retarded to know how to tie a ladder to the roof of a car? If its a long one it'll be folding/sliding.
Stop making excuses and just do these easy as jobs you fucking loser.
And I will repeat myself. Do the world a favor and just kill yourself. Make your dad happy before he dies
Checks, Money transfers, Paypal, Transfer money to your motherd account, Mail it to you, Buy a temporary credit card and send it to you. Order a new card to your adress.
My good god, How do you not drown when it’s raining outside?
Fucking western union. You’re just the most incompetent person I’ve ever talked to.
don't have a car, mom won't let me use her truck.
i'm going to bed. going to try to talk to her in the morning. goodbye you usless faggots.
Kys
Don't be a fuck and learn how to do shit. All you need to figure this one out bruh. Or sleep in your car for a while and realize what bed is. your choice
Yes, Clearly we’re the useless ones.
Maybe you’ll be smarter when the sun is out
No the only one that's useless is yourself. Try not to hang yourself in those sheets tonight
Tell her to go fuck herself and then go back to working your job so you can get paid
Ok fuck everybody in this thread: this is what i would do:
>tell her that you aren't going to do it because you can't
just that. do that. then GTFO if she is still not doing anything.
Try your best and if you fail, oh welp.
What the fuck is wrong with everyone in this thread? Why do you cucks want him to help his bitch of a mother?
The fucking state of this place, go kill yourselves
Found another beta bitch that thinks he should be able to just leach off everyone
Try calling her a horrible person for taking advantage of you like this and that you will never talk to her again after these 6 months, then do the job but fuck it all up. she sounds like a shitty person that needs a punch to the face
his mothers a faggot.
You're the fucking retard here user, his mother fucking tricked him to use him for free labor, have you not read the thread?
Go suck your mothers dick like the good boy you are
For asking him to clean up the yard and clean the gutters in exchange for 6 months of free food and free housing?
He is living there for 6 months. That's not tricking anyone he's a lazy fucking POS
Do such an awful job she'll tell you to stop trying. Easy as that.
>have money
>brilliantly stored in the more logical place in the universe
>a locked safe 50000 miles away
>not putting money in a bank
>or some other place you can use a debit card or write a personal check
OK, lets be honest here. You don't have savings anymore. Your "so" opened the safe, took the money and left. You will discover this in 6 months when you get back "home".
And probably you are the smartest person in this thread, if not the most brilliant person ever to log on to this Laotian Animation Fan site.
You're welcome.
i would punch her in the face too
He was told to not bring any money because she offered to pay for everything and once he arrives she goes "Oh but you have to do all of this and pay for all of the materials yourself"
He has 20usd with him you fucking donkey
OK SO I CAN'T SLEEP
im back. just gonna stay up all night and go to sleep at 7 the next day after telling her all i can and doing what i can.
Just KYS instead
This
Anyone who believes "don't take any money" when traveling cross country "dun goofed".
There is ALWAYS reason to have access to your money. Always. Not bringing a checkbook or credit card or cash makes OP a retard. It is not his mom's fault that he's a retard. It is his own.
Dude. You’re a grown up. If you don’t like her house rules, go find somewhere else to live you GD neckbeard.
He's a retard and she's a worthless piece of shit, if it was me i'd fuck it up just to spite her
Lol she's worthless by asking him to do some chores in exchange for 6 months of free living?
this is op
FOR EVERYBODY TO READ THIS
>i was sent here uppon the false claim that i won't have to do anything (she said nothing about work)
>i have a credit card but it's across the state and i can't have my wife drive it to me because she has a job.
>i brought $20 because i was told that i wouldn't have to spend any money and everything would be payed for.
>the list of things she wants me to do are as follows. Clean out the gutters with an old piece of shit ladder, rip up glued down vynl flooring and sand the glue and paint down off of the old wood floors, put down new wood flooring, weed-eat the grass all the way down a 1 1/3 mile fence, buy gas and oil for said weed-eater, and mow all 34 acres of her land with a old lawn tractor that i have to pay the gas for.
If you actually think that his mother told him to just bring $20. You're almost as retarded as OP.
He can't go anywhere else. He's like that Alaskan faggot who posts 3 threads a day moaning about how he got arrested for being black and is sentenced to eternal probation in a village on the Canadian border, 40 miles to the nearest town.
Because, like our doomed black friend, OP is a fully self-actualized adult who plans ahead and takes charge of his own life, his own resources, and his own destiny.
not cross country, cross state (Kansas)
Wife has no free time in 6 months. Yeah you're retarded
i don't have anywhere else to go.
Do the world a favor and KYS
Well didn't you say it was because she wants you to stay with her cause your dad is in the hospital? Sounds like she had you come to do work rather than keep her company. She sounds like a total bitch. Leave and just go home as soon as possible
no free time right now. she has 2 days off in a week.
You're retarded none of those chores are hard
OP is seriously mentally deficit. do your mom a favor and just leave, your stupid ass is seriously bitching about cleaning gutters while you live there for 6 months god damnit people need a reality check
i'm trying too, can't do anything at the moment.
So the claim of no money is retarded
You can hang yourself
>get quotes for materials
>find certifications contractors need
> see how much it costs to get trained
>present your mom with the quote and explain to her that you need training
they are sure hard when you don't have the gas to run the things or the training to do the floors!!
doesn't matter.
If you aren't able to travel back across the state to pick up fists full of cash from your safe (which as I pointed out earlier is already empty. If your SO didn't know the combination already, she hired someone to open it for her) then it is effectively the far side of the Moon.
It is as if it were 50 billion light years away.
OTOH, (true story)
I have money in a bank on the East Coast.
I reside on the West Coast.
I can withdraw money from the bank whenever I like. I transferred a few thousand dollars this morning. Amazing, that.
will do, trying to work things out right now.
Don't need training to do the floors. You have a phone and internet you retard. Picking weeds isn't hard and neither is cleaning gutters. You're just retarded
Well, if you can somehow manage to hang around there until your wife gets her 2 days off then that's probably the best course of action. If it's only next week then it's not too bad then, is it?
>have a weed eater, don't have gas
>you can kiss my ass if you think i'm going to pic a mile and a 1/3 of grass.
lowes.com
Super easy to do retard
yea that's what imma do.
Because you're a lazy pile of shit. You don't need anything to clean gutters you complete waste of space
Or just KYS. Your "wife" is sucking nigger dick right now and spending all of your money. She isn't coming for you.
Debbie downer
Incorrect, tbh.
Weeding is hard work. In the middle of Kansasan summer it is hot, and hard work. If he goes ahead with this weird and wacky plan, OP will lose weight and probably build some muscle at the expense of horrible pain and suffering and even more horrible inconvenience.
OTOH, it is unskilled labor and doesn't take a lot of brain power to figure out, which is good because OP has none to spare.
Correct.
She's probably "coming" for someone else though.
AHHH FUCK READ THIS YOU FAGGOTS BEFORE MAKING ANOTHER THREAD.
>IF I LINKED YOU TO THIS YOU DIDN'T READ IT OR YOUR REPLY WAS BEFORE THIS POST.
>live in kansas
>have no money as of now
>came here because my mom asked me to and my father is in the hospital because of a tumor
>here for 6 months because my job said yes
>mother is a bitch and didn't tell me that i have to do work
>told me to bring a little bit of money
>my dumb ass left my credit card on the other side of the state
>wife can get it to me in 1 week (thursday)
>have $20 dollars as of now
>need a new ladder, sander, 2stroke oil and gas.
>gonna get the gas and 2stroke oil with the $20 i have right now
>as soon as i get my credit card imma rent the sander
>hope that clears things up.
OP go talk to your boss right fucking now a welder taking 6 months leave unless you welding shit like superman you won't have a job when you come back unless your in some union.
Also your mom doesn't need you there by the sound of things.
1. Secure job again right Ricky tick nigger
2.Go take out a loan for bus fare
3. Couch surf until your on your feet again with your good job
4. Tell dad sorry but mom is being a cunt over living with her over the phone.
see the reason i can take 6 months off right now is because we have a shortage of work and there is another guy that is planning to retire in 8 months.
so ill be fine and i'll do my 6 months here.
dude, either sack up and do it or fond a job and move out. You can get technician jobs for cable companies that pay 22 an hour. look into that if you need too. otherwise manial labor is good for ya
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