A 40mt hydrogen bomb is heading for your city and will hit within 20 minutes

I live in the sticks bruv. But probably just watch it.

>not having iodized salt

get the local goys to pay for the privilege of seeing a nuclear explosion first hand

Take a nap. Hope it airbursts right on top of me. Dust in the wind

Immediately hop in my car and drive 1 hour to my ex gf and breed her
I aint dying a virgin, lads...

Smile, because it's finally over.

Beautiful...

Eat the shrimp in the fridge with some melted butter and garlic and one last drink of Coke. Masturbate until nuke dropped on my head.

Laugh at OP.

40 mt = 40 millitons, or 40/1000 of one ton, of dynamite. Since one ton = 2000 pounds, 40/1000 of 2000 pounds would be the equivalent of 80 pounds of dynamite. Unless that lands within a few hundred feet of you, it won't do Jack shit.

> fucking millenials.

put sunglasses on and sit on the porch

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I’m guessing he meant megaton. But hey, look at you. So smart. Good for you

20 minutes? hit the highway and go north. as fast as my car will let me go. 20 minutes? i'll lead a cop on a high speed chase he can save himself along with me. 20 minutes? is that enough time to escape the blast radius? 20 minutes. i'm not gonna sit around and wait to find out

Unless you have unique knowledge of the launch you're going to sit in traffic. Accept your fate and enjoy your last 20 min.

Did not think of this before today, but I actually have a slim-but-real shot of surviving that, assuming I don't have to waste time convincing anyone about the impending attack and that the attack hits the city center (~28 miles away) and not me directly.

I live 10 minutes away from a seaport with a submarines that does tourist runs Mon-Sat and I know someone who works for the program. The sub would almost certainly be in working condition and already fueled (it's not nuclear). Assuming everyone knows about the attack, I could grab the most calorie-dense food I have, race to the car, call my friend on the way, run to the sub, seal the hatch, and spend ~8 minutes diving as deep as we can manage. Water is great at stopped radiation. All we really need to do is stay deep and head into the direction the wind usually comes from. Sail until we run out of fuel or until we're starving (fuel would probably run out first, though), then surface and hope enough time has passed that the worst of the high-energy fallout has decayed itself to negligible levels.

Decent shot of buying myself death from cancer instead of nuclear inferno. I"d call that a win.

This. It would be an emergency broadcast, everyone and their grandmother would clog up every road possible.

I would go outside, look up, fall to my knees, and revel in the victory of finally being able to kill the unkillable man.

While instinctually simultaneously shitting myself because instinctually I wouldn't want to die.

Damn

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20 minutes isn't enough time to really do anything... and definitely not enough time to get far enough away if you're in a big city. call family and say goodbye while doing any drugs i have on me.
but even more realistically... if i got a missile alert on my phone i'd probably assume it was a false alarm for most of that 20 minutes, and not even know for sure before i was vaporized (hopefully, because if not, i'm in the deadly radiation zone for the target near me that would actually get hit, manhattan)

Here's a handy nuke simulator if you want to take the guess work out of it:
nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

If you meant a "40 Mt" airburst, I'd probably get in my car and drive 100 mph down country roads to get out of the 5 psi blast radius. I have some earplugs in my car so I hopefully wouldn't go deaf when the 1 psi blast hit my car.

aka you ded

well shit, if it's 40mt i'm in either the 'you're fucked' maximum damage radius, or at least the fireball radius for the either first or second most likely US target. and not getting out of it in 20min

scratch my taint. was doing it anyways

>ex gf
>breed her
Why the fuck didnt you bang her to begin with retard

Buy some green bananas.

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Good catch, that definitely changes my plans for that 20 minutes.

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>Water is great at stopped radiation

It is great at propagating a shockwave though. Might crush the shit out of a submerged sub, depending on the position of the blast, the water and the sub.

so because rand user changes abbreviation to his liking, you accept? mg stands for mega trannies btw.