Explain the appeal of this dipshit. His complete lack of acting talent is absolutely inarguable...

He appeals to all the edgy weapon loving basement dwelling kitten killing death metal fanboy waifu pillow fucking losers out there, know your audience.

OP confirmed faggot.

what do the arrows mean, I genuinely don't know

Plz no bully

cause hes genuinely a good guy in world filled with faggots like you OP

Meh, he's a millionaire. Anyone that can make that happen has my respect. He found an angle and he plays it.

Hover handing

You're just a fag, Keanu is awesome.

I don't get it either... he's been in cool movies but really he's probably just a weirdo who faps to trap threads on here daily and refuses anything else his tard handler gives him

The bus movie was okay tho

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this

>dat hairline
>dat digits

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Listen Satan, certain people get (picked).

That's who you get to see on the screen, for their whole life, and probably your own.

For what he is (hollywood) and the people that own him now (fellow nose people), yes, he has his own style, but that's exactly his appeal; something different in that nepotism jewish hollywood pizza swamp.

Keep it up buddy, Keanu, milk it dry, you stand out and the Russian flavouring is a nice touch.

Liked your own production movies as well. (for example the chi material arts one, or the russian jewelry one). Different from what we know, for sure, but nice.

And as for you OP, Yea Forums AI fuckface bot:
open borders for israel
down with israel's wall
down with the FED reserve
faking it is the jewish way
kikes are mentally ill fucks

p.s. And yes we will never forget the matrix Keanu. Well done. For what it is!

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And the fact that he gave his salary from one of the matrix movies to the crew dudes genuinely a nice guy

What did he do good? Also do you recognize good people that you meet irl, as well as the celebs you cockgobble here?

But he is a fat. He's fucking a tranny. That makes him a fag.

Lots of genuinely good guys don't get parts in nerd movies. Is it because he's a genuinely good guy that can shoot guns on demand?

Gun fanatics going crazy over some Hollywood hot shot fake ass gunplay. Not real gun fanatics bro.

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ayy lmao i've done too many sips and didn't even notice. Love you lads.

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Keanu Reeves is fun but he also sucks. He's aware of that though
>john wick
>his script
>"yeah"
>"ill be seeing you"
At least he's self-aware

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Kek

Do well user

yes? what a dumb question. I also recognize faggots like you.

>Explain his appeal
Subjectivity, dumbass

Nice try with that bait fag, try better next time.

Lost a child and his wife, hes not the worst actor out there and most films he is in are entertaining at the least, he actually trains for his movies instead of getting a stunt double for his gun play and bjj

John wick will fuck you up.he will also put your colon into the matrix

he was perfect for constantine

Dear b/ros stop taking the bait.

He can only play himself, but he does it very well imo.

Some people are just likable. Like it or not he's one of them.

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Weak bait.

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47 Ronin was his best movies.john wick was ooof.that matrix film warmed my tendies.

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>Tell us how you really feel.

No its his irl training that everyone finds interesting

LOL just upset cause he beat your dad in the ISPC....

He went through intense gun training to make the movie more realistic. He does the same things as swat and military people. He deserves the credit he gets for his gun handling in the movie.

that body got me hard instantly

>double dubs of truth

How? He's the same monotoned bland actor in every movie.

Mat.i boils my cum

His wife died.

He's one of those doofy nice guys that you like to watch in movies when want enjoy a movie for it's action, not necessarily for it's acting quality. Kinda like when I watch the rock, a fun good time.

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Cause the characters he plays fits him. He plays to his strengths. And he is obviously correct in doing that cause he's filthy fucking rich and is still making movies. So no matter how much you dislike him, it really doesn't matter. You lose this battle, guy.

The Rock is such a good actor, it's incredible that he stars in movies that are such absolute piles of shit.

Avoiding being metood

>tranny
whomst?

I wouldn't say he's a great actor, he just has a good sense of humor and good in the roles he picks.

He's awesome. You're not.

/thread

Someone post the vid of keanu at a gun range irl to silence this dipshit

Satanic trips of doom user. I liek some of his movies, the Matrix, I really enjoyed John Wick, and I liked The Replacements.
No, he isn't a great thespian actor, but he gets the job done and doesn't stand in the way.

he's in a lot of great movies. the Matrix trilogy, Bill and Ted's movies, Much Ado About Nothing, John Wick. and he's a really nice guy irl. if Keanu Reeves is in a movie I'll watch it, because all of his movies are fun

I'm sorry you're so retarded.

This guy gets it. Agreed 100%

I think it was called The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down

Don't forget this angel is gonna be in cyberpunk 2077

he's a good guy and you are awful.

Keanu had a pretty rough life emotionally. At the same time he has been pretty cool to the staff and fellow actors on movie sets. Does actual martial arts and goes to the range (even with co-stars) to train. Cant think of a better guy in Hollywood to chill with.

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Keanu Reeves is a cool dude.

This

How does holding a gun to your head feel, OP?

You just proved, in one sentence, that you don't know a single thing about him other than a few movies he's been in. Great job

from all accounts he's just nice guy to everyone instead of a stuck up cunt. Having a hard life will do that.

>People hyping this faggot in the past months.
>I thought it was because of his new movie they were trying to build up hype.
>Turns out its for this shitty game

he's one of the honest genuine guys in Hollywood and you're trying to take it away

pic relate

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I was an extra for 47 Ronin. They filmed most of it outside London and the majority of extras were Chinese.

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Imagine being this gay...

>about him
I was referring to his fan base friendo.

Because Keanu is one of the most down to earth celebrities who doesn't always have their head up their ass.

The Matrix and Wick trilogy's hes beyond a legend.

Chuck Norris ran once the pencil came out.

I mean sure, go ahead and confuse his weird voluntary typecasting for a lack of acting ability. Not going to claim hes a great actor, but he isn't bad.
Also he's nice and unusually endearing when he does say something publicly. Fucking far cry from all the actors who spew politics and stupidity all the time.
He's also low key. And isn't involved in a scandal every few years

Yeah.Thats like the only movie.I recognise him from.

Named me one good movie.That isn't generic blockbuster crap.

The one he shot balls deep in your mother was pretty cool

That's like the least awkward hover hands I have seen. Still awkward bit you can see "I miss Jennifer" in his eyes.
It's also the era of #metoo so there's also that.

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Always gonna be faggots like who hate on a general humble guy.
What makes you such a critic you dumb faggot. Do something with your life other then annoying people on the internet.

He totally didn't have to air hand those girls, but he did.

Action blockbuster movies are the worst.Prove me wrong
> pro tip:You can't

How old is Keanu btw? He looks the same every year. Although he did look a bit older in his E3 appearance now. Guy looks youthful for years my dudes.

your retarded metric is wrong and inferior. Keanu is superior because he's not a faggot SJW. If you are a progressive you should be killed. If you follow hollywierd for its retarded politics you should be killed. Keanu transcends the inferiority of his stupid coworkers and annoints them with practical 3 gun skills and a genuinely good heart. Nothing like the attention whoring, virtue signaling piles of shit who he is forced to share screen time with. Hollywood should thank the gods that Keanu has graced them with his presence.

Nope. Guys who served in the military I know who tend to shit on every actor's gun play are the guys I'm specifically referring to. They all love Keanu because he gets the gun shit fairly accurate.

Sweet November
The lake house

10/10 guy would shave balls and superglue to some sleeping elderly persons face

What? He's not trans.

50

No, i just hate that they over hype him like he has a out of this world personality and starts up in amzazing movies.I don't hate him but he's just an average actor and by the looks of it.He seems very anti social.Oh and do go with the
"He donates to charity and hes just a nice guy"Literally most actors in hollywood do that so stfu.

Except not blonde or British

He's almost 55
Must be the Chinese or something that keeps him looking younger

He makes movies signs autographs and keeps his mouth shut on politics

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> And the fact that he gave his salary from one of the matrix movies to the crew dudes genuinely a nice guy

That's not exactly what happened. It was more like he took a lower salary so that the production could spend more of the budget on special effects. So there were more SFX people who got paid for more work, it's not like he gave them a bonus or something.

uproxx.com/movies/did-keanu-reeves-really-give-away-80-million-dollars/

He literally looks like he's 50.I fucking swear.

He might be
The fact that we don't know because he's so private is kind of awesome in itself though

Basically he's nice, good looking, charitable, and people who have worked with him all like him, he's not a typical Hollywood diva. Read up on the horror stories of working with most a list actors and musicians.

And him losing his wife and kid probably changed his worldview

He isn’t the greatest actor but he has never made me hate a movie because he is in it. Closest was Dracula but he has gotten better since then.

He lost his kid!Didn't know that.

>And him losing his wife and kid probably changed his worldview
Wait what? You mean in divorce?

What if one of us is him?

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They were never actually married. They almost had a child together, but the child was stillborn.

Dude, people are just sick of actors who can't keep their stupid mouth shut about politics, can't keep their personal lived in order (and get a pass for being an asshat just because famous), and do things that are fake as fuck.
Your example: most actors and 9ther wealthy public figure quit frequent donate up to or just over the ammount they can write off on their taxes. Easy PR.
then you have people like Keanu who donate quietly and then don't write it off.

No, cancer and car crash, I think

Another contrarian dipshit who isn't notable for anything, so they have to get attention by being different.

What you gonna dye your hair blue too, faggot?

My own private Idaho was a good movie and caused more than a few triggered people over the whole gay sex in a mainstream movie thing.

Yeah his daughter died stillbirth which put enough strain to basically end his marriage and then his wife died in a car accident not long after.

This still could have been taken right before he put his hands on them.... anyone can take anything and twist it out of context.

PS. Keanu is so down to earth, the guy doesn't even care if he has 20k or 200m in his bank,

> quietly
Then how come we know?

What do you think Keanu would do of he went broke?
Interestingly hypothetical

> PS. Keanu is so down to earth, the guy doesn't even care if he has 20k or 200m in his bank,

I still don't get the hype or appeal.Hes just an ordinary guy.

He looks good (no homo),he's pretty cool (likes guns, bikes etc), he's wealthy, confident and capable, he played John Wick, he isn't an sjw faggot, dresses well and is just all around a decent guy. Most importantly however, to answer your question on his acting appeal, is he's a pretty good actor for serious character roles. Also you're a faggot.

Make John wick 4

Possibly because he was asked in an interview or something.

Because people look it up tax records and charities are often loud as fuck when they get a donation in this age of social media

Ive seen a large group of black teenagers hyping a free coffee people hype everything these days get used to it roodypoo

I watched a YouTube Video on this shit, some dude whose opinion you should trust said that it's authentic. I won't give more details, fuck you and go find it yourself you lazy piece of shit

Contact CBS, Star Trek: Bill and Ted. In all honestly, I would watch it.

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>Hes just an ordinary guy.
You just answered your own question.

Keanu has been in Hollywood for decades and hes still just an ordinary guy. That is something

This

He’s fared rather well considering he’s just a small town kid who played hockey and suddenly got sucked into Hollywood to make the masters $$, no overdose, suicide, criminal activity, embarrassing public displays or forced activism.

Yep he’s a pretty down to earth dude and that’s why people like him.

Yep. Keanu is good people.

>Yep he’s a pretty down to earth dude
The most keanu answer possible

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>Explain the appeal of this dipshit
One word: PUPPIES!!

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He knows Kung Fu

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Shut the fuck up brony.

The thread sure died down, guess after I mentioned my own private Idaho has gay sex everyone went to check it out.

really thats not even his most iconic roll

bill and ted, john wick, Constantine,speed, street kings, dracula

nobody mentioned that hes doing a 3rd bill and ted movie huh. with whats his alex winters guy. so yeah get fucked hes a cool dude

He's the male Kristen Stewart...even look alike

Keanu is a cool guy and he's a different breed. The man has lived a pretty simple life, he's given away tons of his money to charities.

Holy shit Keanu is basically a fucking Hollywood Saint, multiple foundations he has started, tragic life story from birth through adulthood, infamous for how fucking nice he is to crew, and he basically only does whatever it is he wants when it comes to choice of role.

He's one of the best humans in Hollywood. That or he has the best fucking PR team in the world.

Watch the video retards he touches them, thats just a screenshot

Hes a good "conduit". Hes better in Shakespearean plays than movies though

He is a genuinely good dude. Very caring human being. Sincere to his fans and even strangers that have no idea who he is. Plus he does all his own stunts. your welcome OP thread is over.