Medfags what the fuck is happening? this shit appeared outta nowhere

medfags what the fuck is happening? this shit appeared outta nowhere

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Looks like measles, get to a doctor asap, not even kidding OP.

That's an ebola rash. You're a goner fatty.

It's called man boobs, eat more healthy food and skip the soft drinks and beer and work out a bit more and you'll be rid of it.

Yeah OP go to the doctor this could be bad

Chicken pox, you're fucked

Measles, Go to doctor as soon as possible.
Even if youre a poorfag still go doctors

either pox, sars or aids. Maybe a combination. Either way don't worry about it. Looking like that you'll never pass it on to others lol.

Rip OP

Looks like measles to me too. Good luck.

haha anti vaxx detected
pay the price for your degeneracy and die without spreading it

RIP OP, we lost a good one today

deffo not pox, but likely measles.

also, fat around middle will kill you faster than them shitty spots.

if anti-vax, please do spread as it will only spread to other anti-vax faggots.

congrats you're fat and you have chicken pox

i dont eat meat

i am vaccinated do

i dont eat chicken

You don't get chicken pox from eating chicken. You could still contract measles and chicken pox from someone who has it, even if you are vaccinated.

Never mind going to see a doctor, go see a funeral director and get a good price on a coffin, your gonna need one and make sure the thing is airtight, wouldent want to spread that shit around.

am i going to die? my left eye hurts and ive been coughing very violently lately D:

i dont think its that bad

FUCKING AMERICAN PIG

im from europe

Are your eyes red and do you have a rash on your forehead? Do you have a slight fever?

Actual ER medfag here. give more info. does it hurt? Do they bleed? are you tender anywhere? do you have a fever? are you up to date on vaccinations? What country do you live in, and have you traveled to tropical areas recently?

my left eye hurts since a week ago, but not red and no rash on the forehead either, i do have a fever do

Are you for real?

You fucking nigger, you don't get chicken pox by eating meat. You must have contact with another infected person.

You're not going to die, but you need to see a doctor.

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they itch, and yes i have a fever, im also up 2 date on all vaccines , i live in the netherlands, havent traveled anywhere lately

some of the spots bleed a tiny bit but no tenderness

if i dont see a doctor, will i die? how long till i die? will it hurt when ill die of meazles or chicken poxxy or whatever its called? will it kill me fast or slow?

ERfag back. I highly doubt this is measles, especially in the Netherlands. Most likely chicken pox or a viral infection. But there is always that 1 in a million chance, I would go to the ER. Especially since they are bleeding a little, you don't want an infection to further occur.

I hope not but Im just preparing you for the worst.

Looks like you got a case of Fatal Homodildosyndrom. Looks bad, no cure. But you can treat it by putting a sharpy in pooper and taking pics with a time stamp on your butt cheek.

Trust me, I'm a professional.

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In answer to your questions, yes you will die, it wont be long until you die, yes it will hurt like hell, it will kill you very slow.

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I recommend seeing a doctor cause chickenpox can lead to shingles when you're older. Both will probably pass in about 7 to 10 days with proper medication. Go see a doctor, he's going to give you a nice piece of paper letting you become a neet for 2 weeks because both are contagious.

orrrrr i do nothing to have a small death percentage, and i can make other people sick :D

HELLO I am DOctors all around THER world. It aPPEARS you have a case oF DAMN IS THAT DEER SHITTING. I wonder MY SNOWMAN
SECRET game HAM


Good luck OP>>>

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Don't be a retard. Go get it checked.

But this is the few chances of being a socially acceptable neet. You going to pass that once in a lifetime offer?

why would i choose to be the lowest type of human on earth, even lower then crackhead niggers

Anti vaxx detected
RIP OP

why

>if anti-vax, please do spread as it will only spread to other anti-vax faggots.
this

Sadly you have a bad case of man big boobs.

Exercise is your only way out.

it's propably smallpox, you are propably not vaxxed they say the only cure is sucking cocks

No, I think OP has smallcocks

i am vaccinated :thinking: will i die

Looks like measles or maybe shingles. Do they hurt bad? You said they itch. Do they ache or feel like sharp pains?

>will i die
>:thinking:

One can only hope

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I had something similar and it was just an allergic reaction.

so thats a no?

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you are fucking disgusting. tell mommy and daddy to move to a state where physical education is mandatory.

good lord you are gross.