What is the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to you?

what is the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to you?

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spent over 10 years on this forum

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Shit myself.

name?

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Couldn´t get it up

Wife got drunk at a party and told a bunch of people how much I like her dildo up my ass.

Melody Parker

I got drunk and fucked a femboy friend of a friend who then told everyone I'd done it. Never again.

based, thanks

My grandmother enters the room, and she saw me choking a rabbit. she did not tell me anything just closed the door. Total
Hummilating

send pic of femboy

ate out a girl only to find her bf had just cum in her

What's so bad about that?

was she fat?

It was in hs and she told everyone how I sucked another man's cum outta her

faggots

Not really, no. Thicc but not fat but I bet she's fat now, seemed the sort who would be later in life.

we are all knowingly jacking it to trap porn so just get over it
not like id fuck a dude irl, i keep my deranged fetishes online

Being born.

just because you do it doesn't mean i do it, faggot.

i beg to differ, calling people faggots only means you are insecure about your own sexuality, possibly still a virgin and have a strong sexual attraction towards your mother and/or father

>psyco fuck
cool grandma though

faggot

she didn't want to be next in line

keep getting called a fag even tho its 2019 by people with no occult knowledge sucking christcock without knowing

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if youre not careful i might just suck your dick

Probably dressed up as a school girl and fucked with a strapon by my gf dressed as wonder woman and realising that's probably the happiest I'll ever be.

Sounds hot I’m jelly, she go hard? Humiliate you?

Sexually lobotomized at birth; the Jews call it circumcision.

I feel your pain, wont be doing this to my son

nahh
you're just a gross faggot

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Yes she always tries to make me cum from the strapon. Loves to compare sizes, calls me a sissy.
Loves to get the riding crop out, which I can tell you is agony.

Dated girl younger than me, she broke up with me, she starts dating my younger alpha brother a few months later.

Probably told him about all my problems.

Being born.

My porn was found bridges where burned went full retard.
Too much weird shit and I’m already weird.

Can you elaborate on this?

Did it turn you on that he could satisfy her and you couldn't?

Damn just getting more and more jealous, any pics? Green text story of the first time?

Was having a foursome with best friend, girlfriend and girlfriend's best friend. When we whipped our dicks out she said my 5 incher was small and laughed. I pretended it didnt bother me but it stuck with me

I've learned to find satisfaction in imagining her getting fucked by my brother because I know now I wouldn't have been able to satisfy her and it would have been bad emotionally in the long run but it depressed me for awhile. She didn't know I was a virgin when we started dating and was unimpressed with my small dick and the fact that I couldn't get hard because I was nervous.

got beaten up buy a guy in high school. I started it, but he was stronger and easily knocked me down a few times then just walked off. I still think about it now and wish I could get my own back.

your brother's a dick. i would never fuck someone my brother had dated, that would be a huge betrayal. and one his exes turned out to be a huge slut so i definitely could have lol

First time was nothing special we used a small beginner strap on which didn't do much as I had been experimenting on my own for a long time.
Things got interesting when she bought a book on femdom then suggested we get outfits.
>So we go online together and look at things we both like and she thinks I should get a French maid outfit and she'll get a Harley Quinn outfit
>We then look on Lovehoney for dildos and she picks out a very thick 7 inch dildo with large balls and a leather harness
>We also get more restraints a pin wheel a chastity cage, lube, riding crop and a couple butt plugs
Let me know if you want more

not me but happened to some one in school

some guy asked this asking what she would do if x asked you out
she said she would spit in X face
years latter this guy asked that guy if it happened or not
the guy was really embarrassing

Have you been with anyone since? What did she say about your dick? You may do well in a cuck relationship?

that's sad man. and she definitely told your bro that he's bigger than you. even if it isn't true she would have told him just to make him feel better.

at least im not a fat unfuckable neckbeard

I've dated since but nothing serious or sexual. I told my ex I was only about 4 inches erect, she looked disappointed but reassuring when I told her telling me it was more about how I used it. She was really turned off when I told her I was a virgin. She said we could try to have sex and we tried a few times but I couldn't achieve more than a semi and it would quickly soften. She was 19 when we dated and my brother was 18 so they were closer in age than I was to her.

When i was 7-8 i i like dance nude in the windows of my home

>get 2 hot horny girls for threesome
>all get naked
>cant get hard
>after 15 long minutes of trying they dress up
>make fun of me as they leave
>after 2 weeks my classmate does 3some with them
>fucks like alpha
>every1 know both our stories
He was a cuck and he became a god...

Have you masturbated to the thought of not getting hard or imagining what it would have been like to fuck them?

how old were you? also girls don't need to know all that shit beforehand, just stop stressing about it. next time you get a girl just go down on her before you even take your pants off and make her cum. then you can just fuck her without worrying about it; even if she can barely feel you she still got off and will probably consider it a good experience overall.

>be 18
>shy virgin
>start hanging out with cute classmate
>we start talking every day
>she invites me over to her house after school
>get there and her parents aren't home
>holy fuck this is it
>we go to her room and start making out
>we get naked, still kissing
>she puts a condom on me
>i pin her down
>shit suddenly gets awkward
>not really sure how to put it in
>she tries to guide me in, is getting annoyed
>after like a solid minute, i finally penetrate her
>cum immediately
>and i mean immediately, didn't even get all the way inside
>feel fucking humiliated, make my excuses and leave
>can't look her in the eye in school anymore
>biggest relief of my life was when i overheard her telling a friend that we just made out, nothing else happened
>whole school doesn't know i have a hair trigger

i still get shame flashbacks about that day, the feeling of losing control, the fucking look of shock and disappointment on her face. it was a long time ago and i feel like if it happened to me now i could laugh it off or make it ok, but i just froze up and made everything ten times worse.

Long story short I was at a house party with this girl I was seeing. We weren't exclusively dating but I wasn't seeing anyone else. Walked in on her having sex with her ex boyfriend and she "let me" watch them. Worst part was I walked in and saw them and he asked "whos that?" and she said "No one baby.." and continued to fuck him. After I tried to approach her about it she basically told me go ahead and jerk off onto her but otherwise don't interrupt them.

collected nudes from all my friends. was part of a "win by state" discord trading group.

long story short someone in my friend group found out i was doing that and had all their nudes and all my friends gf's nudes.

basically had to leave town.

in retrospect, i deserved it. i was a shitty friend.

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Lol faggot

>go out for drinks with hot girl I have a crush on with my friend and two of her friends (3 girls, 2 guys)
>drink all night, things looking good, she's flirting with me
>go back to her house, one of her friends goes home
>take absinthe shot in her kitchen
>immediately projectile vomit
>I try to clean it up, she grabs paper towel before me and cleans it instead, I apologize a bunch of times
>not even that drunk, just barfed at the absinthe
>we go over to couches
>one is a pull out
>friend and her sit on pullout, we watch dvds of that undergrads show for hours
>I start trying to close my eyes to go to sleep but have a headache and my throat is burning
>hear friend and crush giggling, slowly start to realize they are fooling around
>I just lie still trying to fall asleep so I don't have to listen as the grief sets in
>eventually they are just full on fucking, I just stop pretending to be asleep and leave to the other room to go to sleep on the floor, startled them, next day they apologized and said they thought I was asleep, I just lie and said I was but the noise woke me up and it's no big deal, secretly very sad inside and trying to hide it, never ended up fucking her at all and I feel like before I puked it was going to be me, worst night ever

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I couple really hot girls from when I was younger straight up told me they wanted to fuck. Then when I said yea, ok, and asked for their number they rejected me and looked at me like I had 3 heads. To this day I have no idea what I did wrong or what happened. It still bothers me alot.

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This girl told on me I was masturbating to her, this happened on a bus full of people I got lucky no one filmed.

It was a shitshow for a few secs but then everything cooledown and I got off

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