What skills do you have for the zombie apocalypse user...

I can cure meat. I've been making my own bacon, jerky and salami for the last few years. Important when you can't refrigerate things.

I'm German

Yes

iron stomach and not picky

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my mother is Argonian, so I can breath underwater. Also, i have the ability to die and not be dead. And my one finger is twelve feet long, which helps me dangle from treetops. I can wear clothes too, if they aren't too tight. I might live for a few seconds. Oh, and since I have half of my mutant body, I can only breath water... So the trees have to be in the water.

same

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Long enough to find a vehicle or something climbable

Welding is def a hard valuble skill

I can run really fucking fast for a really long time. I am also pretty strong and have martial arts training but that wouldn't mean shit in a zombie apocalypse scenario since I'd get myself killed fighting unarmed.

Besides that I have nothing.

Roads are jammed. You climb something and wake up to your spot totally surrounded by a horde. GG.

Damn, that sucks man.

>machine that cuts trees in 3 seconds like butter will have problems against bone
dude

Checked

I was Army Infantry (infantry carries rifles and kills people) and spent time in Iraq, I have wilderness survival skills, I am an airplane mechanic and can make anything I want, I also have a sense of humor and hope that the apocalypse is a zombie apocalypse.

Yes actually.

I can wait. It's not like they have laser sharp focus. Just stay outta sight and wait for literally anything else to wander by (or drift by in the breeze)

I watched a lot of zombie movies so I know how it works

Bones aint like wood furfag
The chain in the chainsaw is gonna get stuck (or break) 100% sure
If you can somehow make the perfect chain to cut bones then yes
But if not your chain is gonna break at the 2/3 zombie and you are gonna end without a weapon because gunz gai...
And if it doesnt breaks its gonna get sruck anyways and you will have to drop it if another zombie gets closer to you and fight with your bare hands... against something that doesnt feel pain

I know how to suck my way out of trouble. When there's danger I'll just suck everyone off and when everybody's relaxed again I leave quietly.

>dies of dehydration / starvation

I’ve got private security (not military) training, so have a certain level of tactical awareness, building fortification, entry/exit route planning etc.

Also trained martial artist but as above not sure how useful in a zombie scenario but may help me/my group beat out other survivors for resources.

Just pretend its the zombies from 28 days later ya,sperg

My uncle killed himself by cutting himself in half (on purpose) with a chainsaw. Bone really not an issue.

In that case, I'm not even trying. Suicide, immediately. Those fuckers are horrifying

I have a vagina, therefore I can maintain a crowd of beta-orbiters

It is furfag
Also send OG of your grandpa
(The chainsaws even get stucked on the wood bruh)

>My uncle killed himself by cutting himself in half (on purpose) with a chainsaw. Bone really not an issue.

Really. Do tell. I jockey a saw for a living.

Lockpicking 100
Guns 100
Medicine 100
Repair 100
Speech 87
Unarmed 100
Melee 100
Survival 100
Barter 92
Explosives 100
Science 100
Born a rancher, joined Army, first MOS AVN then SFMS. Welding, machining like being raised in the BoS. Have worked R&D in energy services, defense and telecomms. Work PT as a bouncer to keep negotiation and close quarters combat skills practiced.

If I don't get a serious case of bad luck, me and mine are good to go.

Luck must at least be an 8 to have made it out of some of the things I've been balled up in.

I don’t know specifics, just got a call from my mum telling me my uncle chopped his head off with chainsaw, closed casket funeral obv, no OC to share I’m afraid.

Well, I have type 1 diabetes.

Your survival plan is to secure a fatal dose of fentanyl.
Sorry Yea Forumsro, that's a shit deal and at least your way out should be painless.

On the upside, in most severe survival situations the living often envy the dead, so there's that.

If that is true, your uncle died as he lived and with the saw he jockeyed. You become very attached to your saw, there our babies. Mines a ported Stihl 362C. Real angry bitch, refuses to bog in the cut and I've hoss'd over some big fucking trees with it.

Again, if what you say is true, hang onto that saw. Never, ever sell it. Put it back to graft, honour his memory.

Explosives 100? Can u make c-4 fron.scratch?.

>have cardio out the ass and haven't worked on it much
>very physically strong
>good leader and always thinking outside the box so my plans are flawless
>pretty decent shot with a rifle
>don't give a fuck about people so will kill anyone who pisses me off once with no hesitation, even family and friends

I have a pretty stacked build for this playthrough so it'd be a waste for anyone who isn't in my group

You start with hexamine, or with formaldehyde and ammonia... Then you get some potassium nitrate and sulfuric acid and you..

Waaaiitt an minute.. nice try BATF..

I can do it in 57

Frank West and Chuck Greene took turns breastfeeding me

Why did this make me understand and laugh at the same time?

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Water management and water structures engineer here. Would aproach a strong settlement and offer them water treatment and hydroelectric power plant technologies. Pretty usefull skills for any kind of apocalypse I would say.

If you save me can you please keep yelling "This way!" "Over here!" "Keep up!" "Come on let's go!" until we get to safety?

There's a large box of duct tape in it for you.

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Baking, gardening, shooting, and I have some EMT and CPR training
I also know a bit about wild edibles in my area
Other than that, I'm physically weak and I don't handle stress very well so I think I'd still be fucked

Can build a basic water filter, create an open campfire/cooking range out of nothing more than rocks and sticks.

Can build fish traps, rodent traps, bird traps using local vegetation.

Experienced repairing diesel or gas engines.

Decent rifle shot within 300yds

I can make the air smell

Watched Dual Survival on TV, eh?

The second you start that chainsaw you have an horde comin' your way

I'm a sharpshooter with manhunt training so I make weapons, good with knives cause I'm Canadian, all I could get is a crossbow here

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I can play vidya fap 4 times a day and not get laid

I've been a carpenter for the past 11 years. That may help a little. I was a pretty good boxer but I'm not sure punching zombies would be the best idea.

I have a good gun collection, I used to build shelters out of vines and palm fronds and stuff I found in the woods, I was raised on mechanics so I have a lot of experience repairing engines and things, also I can drive a stick shift so that's a plus I can clean and prep wild game, I can make a pretty decent coon trap(the four legged kind)

I can lockpick
I can suck my own dick
that's pretty much it unless you count not eating for 2 weeks, managing in shorts only during winter and walking barefoot

Lockpick. Its the zombie apocalypse. Anyone who has a crowbar can lockpick

Right? A chainsaw can cut your leg off like nothin.

I am familiar and okay with firearms. Also have several firearms and like 1000 rounds of ammo.
The only way I would survive a zombie apocalypse would be to meet up with extended family who live in a rural area. Some are farmers, and some have relatively large caches of weapons and ammo.
Thing is that the walking dead zombie world just isn't believable to me. Too many Americans have guns and would easily be able to kill off slow moving walkers.

padlocks are shit to break unless they're rusted

I know how to farm, raise cattle, grow crops, and take care of chickens.

Yall better treat me right or good luck in searching houses for canned foods for as long as you can.

I'm fat, meaning if I just find a source of water I'll be fine for months

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