how to measure girl's tits firmness?
How to measure girl's tits firmness?
Caleb Lewis
Ethan Green
with your hands
Gabriel Russell
David Rodriguez
With a penetrometer.
That's not even a joke.
Luis Phillips
how would you modify penetrometer for tits?
Adrian Moore
Press them against another pair of tits, and another, and so on until you have a ruberic by which to compare them, based on which pairs of tits concede to the other.
Charles Phillips
use your knob
William Russell
This
Daniel Russell
I good firm hug. You can reach around and test the firmness of their ass too
William Morales
Depends on what your ideal firmness is. I like big googly boobs, so I have her shake 'em around in my face and see how much they sway and bounce. Dont want them too jiggly tho.
Juan Reyes
wtf is googly boobs?
Kevin Sanders
OK you know googly eyes? This is like that only with tiddies instead of eyes. Googly boobs are the greatest. Don't want them too droopy, too mushy, too jiggly. They gotta just kinda bounce all over like a pair of muppet eyes.
Jason Fisher
like a cue ball in a tube sock. raw eggs nailed to the wall
Camden Moore
Fuck no, retard, those are saggers--droopy tits. Mournful tits. I'm talking googly not droopy you dumb fagbag.
Jacob Gray
sounds googly to me. don't be mad because you like saggy floppy tits, bro
Xavier Mitchell
Vikers hardness tester.
Ftw
Brandon Cook
Look shitdick, you ever see a muppet with its eyes dragging down to the floor? No. Think about Kermit. Now the pupils are like the nipples. His mostly point parallel with the floor, not perpendicular to it. And they bounce around a little. That's googly, not saggy. You've never actually seen a tit in person, have you? Fucking incel.
Carson Allen
i've seen some shit
Jace Peterson
did this nigga just compare tits to Kermit eyeballs
Logan Barnes
Dude's right. Angle of repose is what it's all about. If horizontal is 0 degrees, and negative is down, then anything under about -15 degrees if failure for me. Sag city. Googly is like in the -5 degree to + 5 degree range even at maximum bounce.
Jackson Nelson
I'll allow it.
Joshua Hall
Nicholas Harris
MFW I see dem googly boobs.
Leo Clark
Googly tits rock
Jaxon Wood
Holhy shit id like to rub my pecker between those
Jack Roberts
Goddamn OP despite those dubs your thread got derailed into googly town.
Dominic Martinez
OP here: I like googly tits too though.
David Brooks
Luke Ward
High googly potential
Samuel Thompson
Joshua Cooper