Found a dead body, what do?

Found a dead body, what do?

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stick it in the pooper

Cum in it

Looks pretty good for a “dead person”

Blast it with piss!

Still warm?

Make sweet love to it

You know what to do, but you've got to get the timing right.
All I'll say is: rigor mortis, catch my drift?
TIGHT, if you know what I'm saying.

Be a good christian and bury it

>Be a good christian
no

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Take it up the bum on video, then post for us to have a cheeky wank.

Pull that thing to the side

Pull that thong to the side

man that shit hot as fuck. drill her

Poke her with a stick to make sure she isn't sleeping. Then call 911.

Pull that thot to the side

man pound the fuck otta that bitch!!!!

dead people are grey, that rosy skin is a clear indication of life.

prove its dead
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Run before it becomes a zombie

Try my best not to fuck it or piss on it or anything, cause it's probably not worth the prison time to me.