I might be going to prison soon, ama

It's going in your booty.... first.

Yes, fire away my friend.

>UK Prison.jpg
>my mates

Easy mode prison, nothing to see here. The prisons in the UK are literally like county jails in the US.

Move along.

so, you are black?

Nah, I'm a white ginger.

How do you know this, have you been inside a UK prison?

Just as suspected. A hot headed ginger.

Would you?

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Fucking log posters, that got old about 2 months ago.

Do you regret it?

>two months ago

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I regret getting caught, but the dudes deserved it.

yeah i think you're just talking out of your ass, retard. that's the type of shit that will get your jaw broken in prison. just shut up and don't post about shit you don't know anything about.

Sure they did buddy. Keep on telling yourself that. I'm sure they were two seasoned enemy combatants rapidly closing the distance to your friend to murder him. You're a hero for killing a teenager.

Have fun in jail

Is this the future inmate talking? Lol. Enjoy your Yea Forums while you can fagboi

No I'm not the one going to prison, work on your reading comprehension.

they were older than me, dickhead. I'm 18 they were 24 and 21.

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You're so hard bro. You literally killed a guy and are allowed to be out in public instead of held without bail until trial and somehow still believe that UK prisons are hard.

Fuck outta here, nigger faggot.

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Holy fuck you sure are stupid. I'm not OP. I never said I committed a crime. And if you think there is really such a thing as a prison that doesn't have alot of dangerous people in it, you are truly in denial. Stop replying to me.

That dude isn't OP, retard. They're letting me out on bail because I've not got any previous convictions.

Obvious OP is obvious. Kill yourself nigger faggot. Why lie on Yea Forums like a nigger who just stole a bike? Good riddens, I hope you rot in prison.

sToP rEpLyiNg To mE

ubmp

well op that sucks
watch this guy maybe you will learn something from him
youtube.com/watch?v=w4Tzps-hvrc

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Why does he put his face so close to the camera?

his only job at that time was youtube
*you know just make it funny or some shit

Your asshole doesn't have teeth.
Also, since this is the UK, have you studied the Qur'an for your conversion on the inside?

BTW i was with him in prison

vCnQ

I sound with pakis, as long as they're not too pushy they're fine.

What a great, AMA. Best thing I've read in months! So informative!

Thanks OP! Don't kill yourself or anything!

The game.

i love Yea Forums

How does it feel to have murdered another human being?

user how many years were you in prison in the uk????

I went to church for the first time in a while.

take your shitty larping thread and fuck off you retard. you didn't kill anyone. you've probably never even punched anyone you faggot.

Youll be okay, OP. Long as you didnt bufu a kid and you mind your business while youre inside, it wont be that bad. I mean, its prison and youre probably looking at some years. Itll also be the most boring time of your life but im sure you know this by now. Look out for yourself and make sure youre on top of things. If shit ever pops off, dont get involved, just run away. If you get jumped (again) dont curl into a ball, even if its five guys with fries. Fight back as best you can. Dont portray yourself as a beta. If youre small in stature, make them think youve got a trick up your sleeve. Work out. Read books. Eat the food they give you even if it tastes like shit, itll be all you get unless you plan on living off of snickers bars. How old are you?

youtube.com/watch?v=iAU3TQvSYDg&t=1s

how the fuck would you know anything about the UK you dumb cunt?

I'm 18.

youtube.com/watch?v=6Lh3Q2iE8js

Good ol Joe

Fuck you

Thats both good and bad, i guess. People will think youre easily manipulated because youre young. Look out for who you trust. People have nothing else to do in their besides think up schemes to fuck people over. The good news is that you have more vitality than some of the older deadbeats in there. Like i said, just mind your business as best as possible. Make close friends with your cellie. When a block leader comes and asks for your papers, dont hesitate. Just give them to him. Answer his brief questions and he should give you a rundown of the place. If you run around being all secretive about your case, people will think youre a chomo BUT you arent obligated to tell anyone firsthand what youre in for besides the first dude who approaches you in your cell when you first get there. they can find out without you telling them, though.

Oh, and DO NOT tell people any sort of extra bits of info about your case that werent already brought up during trial. They WILL snitch and you WILL get more time. Very important.

kek block leader
>when the 'cock leader' would get shivved and torn apart in any American prison the second they tried to come into anyone's cell

disgusting nancy boy cockhounds!

They all get caught. Nice. Go binge on fast food right now if not straight up escape to another country.

... you do realize that im going basing all of this from american prisons, right? I havent a fucking clue if any of this would even apply to a UK prison but just hoping that it helps OP out if he isnt larping, that is. There is no set "block leader", there are leader(S). You have a guy from the whites. A guy from the blacks. A guy from messicans. So forth. If youre white, itll be a white guy that approaches you, asks you for your papers and will tell you to sit with the white's during chowtime and not to speak with any other race outside of "excuse me" or "hello", etc.

Have you been practicing stretching out your ass?

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Um they are not whatsoever sure they dont compare to our super maxs but they still are pretty bad in some of there more violent ones.

lol with an offence like that I think you're already prepared for jail,

also in jail mentality you will be fine with that because its nothing like rape or something goofy

why do UK faggots always knife each other ?

learn how to brawl with fists

For cheese pizza?

Fists are for when you've got small beef, or you're in high school. Other than that, the chances are they have a knife so you don't want to be under-equipped

nah, I'm not a nonce.

knife culture is retarded imo, too many accidental deaths

in belgium as soon as someone pulls a knife its like a permission to kill that guy any way possible

>in belgium as soon as someone pulls a knife its like a permission to kill that guy any way possible
yeah like stabbing him

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no by stomping him or hitting with random objects, even bystanders help

im happy knifing isn't the norm here