I have very soft nose cartilage...

you prolly have hypermobility

Faggot

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At least a few times, playing around in high school, or working and getting hit in the face by accident.
I'm not the kind to get in trouble so people don't just randomly punch me in the face.

Easily collapsible nose capable of quick reaction hiding when in danger of being caught inhaling fresh braps

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>hypermobility
Just looked it up. Sounds plausible, except I cannot do the extreme examples on Wikipedia like bending my hand all the way back. I don't have any joint pain either, except for some carpal tunnel sensitivity but I think this is occupational.

I can also move toes individually if I concentrate enough.

>my superpower

Oh hey, give it back!

Then how can you claim that no one can break your nose?

fuck you you fucking fuck

Suck my meat.