Describe your weirdest dream/nightmare

Describe your weirdest dream/nightmare.

>be me one night thinking I'm a space rocket and kicking my legs made it move quicker
>turns out I'm kicking my legs for real
>gf trying to wake me the fuck up because I was freaking out

explanation for that?

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When I have dreams they should be nightmares but it doesn't bother me that much
>Wake up in pitch black darkness
>light pops up and I see my mother turned away for me
>I call to her and jolt her around
>Face was pouring blood, out her nose,ears and eyes.
>Screams into my face for help.
I wake up when the screaming becomes too loud to hear.

feelsbadman, much cooler than mine fucj

>Describe your weirdest dream/nightmare.

I was chased by a bald Theresa May through her house. I think I'd being called to her house to work on her trees but she just followed my through the house, bald.

I was once also attacked by a roller coaster in a dream once, it chased me around and blared it's music.

>dreams don't mean much

I remember a bunch of dreams because at a certain point in life i've made a dream journal and that helps a lot with remembering it.
The downside was aperrently that this way i drained my rest and mental health so i eventually stopped writing down my memories of dreams so i could forget them as usual.
Anyways, i'll write about two dreams: The best and the worst i can remember:
>best
>i am in antarctica but the ground is covered in little patches of grass between the snow
>i'm also barefoot, but the snow doesn't really bother me, i just look arround for what i'll find
>it's not even really cold so i decide to wander arround until i find this small hut next to the sea
>the door is closed however it has got a key hole so i decide just to jump through it because why the fuck not
>on the inside i find a relatively large room with a fire on the one side some super soft animal furs on the ground
>on the other side i find panorama windows looking out into the sea where i can see big waves splashing against the cliff and snow falling down
>the contrast makes it so much more comfortable but the most important thing was the sky
>the sky is something hard to describe, i wondered for the most amount of my dream how to describe it and the best answer i got was plasma
>but it is an incomplete description because my reaction to seeing it was pure happiness
>it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen and possibly will ever see, looking at it was like seeing another color you didn't know you could see for the first time
>every second of looking at it made me so happy that i refused to blink or even dare to look away
>i even refused to fall back into some other dream phase, so i could look at it for one more second
>the morning i woke up i felt genuinely happy, but exhausted and i realized that i had cried tears of happiness while dreaming

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>worst
The worst dream wasn't primarily the worst because it itself was so terrible, but because i started to believe it actually had happened.
>i'm playing soccer with a friend outside and i kick a ball but fuck up (as usual)
>some granny on a bike comes up and i hit her front wheel, she drops and hits her head bad
>there's a lot of blood, both of us panick and call his mom
>she calls the ambulance which arrives at some point and they carry the granny away
>it is clear that she had lost too much blood and died while we were panicking
For years i had believed that i was responsible for the death of some old granny until i broke down and asked my friend. He told me it never had happened, but i can clearly remember it. Having a fake memory is a scary place, so arround that time i stopped writing down my dreams.

>be riding in the car with my mother, she's driving
>telling her that her God is fake, and she has a deal with the devil (I'm christian, she's some stupid Indian religion)
>she jokes that if she sees the devil should she pull over
>i hear from the back of the car yelling as loud as possible IT'S HIM
>see tall faceless man on the side of the road
>everyone is screaming it's as loud as a fucking chainsaw
>mother drives car into tree
woke up shaky, haven't had a dream about him in several years.

I was being hunted by a monster but i feel no fear, it finally catches up to me and just as it is about to grab me i turn around and grab it, revealing that i was the real/worse monster all along and then i wake up, the memory of this dream has stuck with me, i resonates with me in some way.

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dreamt that I woke to discover that Donald Trump was elected President of the United States. No... Wait... Maybe this is just a bad trip...

2 days ago
I’m still having withdrawals from quitting temporarily smoking weed
Basically before i woke up
I was in a bedroom with a German Shepherd and i was beating it up
Trying to kill it by beating it to death so i would eventually eat it
The dog was big and despite that, wouldn’t fight back, just kept whimpering
Then it hid under a bed

That’s when i realized wtf was going on and woke up
Mind you i love animals and would never EVER do this but holy fuck that was a weird fucking dream

Last night i dreamt about a normal day with friends. Then i realised that everything i feel and See could be just a construct. Just in my Mind. Then i closed eyes my voice was changing. I was a brain in wheels. I had a Oldman voice and it was in the future in some Kind of Bunker. It was after the decline of humanity. Turns out this brain was the last one alive. Its just a brain but it belonged to a human once. It had access to every memory ever. It lived other peoples lives so it didnt feel alone. It was my time to realise that. The only one i could talk to outside of saved memories was an AI Insider this fecility.
It was interesting

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Had a prolonged dream were I met up with my first love we caught up and accepted that life moves on with much tenderness, this dream will stay with me untill my dying day...and yes I do hope...

Actual true story inbound
>be me
>6-9 yo
>dreaming
>saw my mother with her back turnt to me
>she turned and..
This is no joke
>..-she had adolf fucking Hitlers face
>She got on all fours and ran into my direction.
Woke up crying

Not the weirdest but I had this dream last week and can’t stop thinking about it. Only remember it quite vaguely.

I was in a building which was very poorly lit and was made of stone or something idk, it looked like a basement on the inside.

I was caught by a woman and an old man and I started panicking. The woman lifted the end of my right trouser leg up to reveal my ankle and noticed a sort of anklet or necklace around it with a crucifix on it.

She tried to calm me down and said something along the lines of ‘Shh don’t be afraid, you’re one of us too’ and the old man revealed that he had a necklace with a crucifix on his neck too.

Then I woke up

>Orangemanbad.exe
How original

>Come home after a bender with rum in incredible amounts
>Go as silent as a cat because GF is sleeping
>Lie down
>Go to sleepmode
>Suddenly awoken by girlfriend yelling
>I'm sitting up, look around the place
>She tells me I was singing pirate songs and throwing my arms around the place while I sat up
>Oh yeah, that was what I was dreaming
>Diplomatico, you never fail to give me pirate dreams !

She had tried to push me down, but I was simply too strong in the sitting position... Pretty fun

heaven on earth
woke up pissed off
reality sucks

>Recurring nightmare for the last ~27 years
>Used to have it 1-2 times a month, now like 1-2 times a year
>Starts out with any random dream
>Everything starts fading out
>I’m standing on an endless, flat plane
>The ground is just pale, grey, dimly lit around me
>It’s pitch black in all directions, and I can only see for about 50’ or so
>Start to hear a low hum
>It gets louder, I can feel everything shaking
>Start to get that pins and needles nightmare-panic feeling
>Sound gets louder and louder
>Senses start to go insane
>Teeth feel like I’m grinding sand
>Every inch of skin is on fire
>Everything smells like burning meat
>Start to see the silhouette of something truly massive in front of me. We’re talking huge
>Sound gets louder and louder, then I suddenly wake up
>Usually covered in sweat, burning up, coiled in the covers

First time it happened after I got married, I had to explain the whole thing to my wife. Now she wakes me up if I start to toss and turn.

>dream I lost my wallet and phone
>am in my house looking for it (in my dream)
>search everywhere while panicking, but can't find them
>wake up to every single closet and cupboard opened up in the whole house, with my phone and wallet neatly placed on my night stand.

>be me 13yo or so
>"wake up" to something bouncing on top of me
>actually feels good but also scared shitless
>giant shadow on top of me laughing like a witch riding my dick
>feels like it takes hours, shadow thing going harder and harder
>I orgasm and the shadow stops completely, then vanishes
>actually wake up irl, completely out of breath and find out I had a wet dream
>both hottest and scariest thing ever
>bonus: I'm now into weird porn shit like monster girls and whatnot