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How do I protect myself from voodoo dolls?
>Only serious replies will be read

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Stop believing in nonsense and you’ll be safe

You have to plant apple seeds in the eye sockets of the head of a decapitated possum and plant the head. When the tree bears fruit pick one in a full moon and jerk off. As you cum, take a bite. You'll be immune to hoodoo cursing

Do it to them before they do it to you.

>only serious replies will be read

>has to read reply to know if it's serious

wat

Voodoo dolls aren't real, none of this sci-fi bullshit is real. It's just you trying to convince yourself of stuff because you're either paranoid or bored.

Circle of salt and cinnamon powder around your bed. Dont eat meat for the next week.

I have tits

Does not work

If anyone has a voodoo doll of me, lick the nuts for me.
Thanks

How would you know?

Traditionally, just make sure nobody can get hold of anything like your hair, nail clippings, old jizz, urine, shit, etc. Easiest method is to kill yourself and set your corpse on fire.

Set up a hoodoo or witch jar.
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eat a lot of apple seeds

i always cum in my dolls to stop them from killing me

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I'll bite them extra hard then

being a faggot gives you immunity, so you're safe.

whats wrong with her middle finger?

i heard if you suck dicks, voodoo doll's powers are negated

hands are basically pipe cleaner wrapped in chinese sex rubber. I can never get them to look right

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how much did it cost?

everything.