One sentence that would ruin a date with

One sentence that would ruin a date with
Sonia

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Get on your knees and suck my cock you cunt

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>"You ever heard about BRAP farms?"

how big is your cock boi?

You're not that attractive and you look chubby down there.

>give me the smell

You have the face of a Muppet.

It’s ok that you were born a dude; I’m totally into that shit.

bump

Do you mind if I fart?

Pull my finger

>bump
That's one hell of a way to ruin a date.

So where do you want to suck this thing?

>Your brother creeps your bikini pictures from your insta and encourages other NEETs to jerk off to himself jerking off to you
>He always threatens to rape you and he's always making big cummies

That ought to do it.

You look like a dude...

...which I find very arousing!

You smell like your mother

"would you dress up as a care bear, put on a strap on dildo and peg my ass repeatedly?"

We live in a world with girls that would genuinely be aroused by this

"I mean, its not like they were my kids or anything."

Want a carrot?

>not a real date-ruiner
Try harder, user

+1

I'm a virgin intel whose sexual experience is confined to jerking off over traps on Yea Forums