One sentence that would ruin a date with
Sonia
One sentence that would ruin a date with
Get on your knees and suck my cock you cunt
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>"You ever heard about BRAP farms?"
how big is your cock boi?
You're not that attractive and you look chubby down there.
>give me the smell
You have the face of a Muppet.
It’s ok that you were born a dude; I’m totally into that shit.
bump
Do you mind if I fart?
Pull my finger
>bump
That's one hell of a way to ruin a date.
So where do you want to suck this thing?
>Your brother creeps your bikini pictures from your insta and encourages other NEETs to jerk off to himself jerking off to you
>He always threatens to rape you and he's always making big cummies
That ought to do it.
You look like a dude...
...which I find very arousing!
You smell like your mother
"would you dress up as a care bear, put on a strap on dildo and peg my ass repeatedly?"
We live in a world with girls that would genuinely be aroused by this
"I mean, its not like they were my kids or anything."
Want a carrot?
>not a real date-ruiner
Try harder, user
+1
I'm a virgin intel whose sexual experience is confined to jerking off over traps on Yea Forums