Whats the lewdest thing youve ever done?

Skinny dipping with my ex, her mom, her sister, and her aunt. There was also a childhood friend that wore a monokini, nice tits. The lewd part was staying in amongst them all, getting my junk massaged by butts, hands, and 3 vaginas. I can guarantee none of that pleasurable contact was from my ex. Her mom supplied the first vagina.

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and then you wope uo and your pants were wet

I used to sneak over to my HS Girlfriends house almost every night to fuck around with her. I'd bike over, knock on her window to wake her up and she'd come and answer the side door butt ass naked. For a while I'd just let her lead me to her bedroom where we'd fuck around for a few hours and I'd leave. But eventually I'd start making out with her/feeling her up in the side door of their attached garage(aka, like 2-3 feet from the shaft of light coming from the light on the front of the garage)
One day I pulled her out of the garage and bent her over and forced her to stick her bare ass out into the light from the garage light. She yelped and jumped back out of the light.

Anyone interested in more? Over a couple months I either forced her to do crazier and crazier stuff or I did crazier/riskier stuff with her.
Pic related, Not willing to show face.

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That was my grandpa watching, he told me on his death bed. His last words were "no homo."

Do you worry about HIV?

My years long search for getting a bj from a cute girl with a full cleft lip should be one. Ama

I don't know but all I can think is when I fucked my girlfriend in a movie theater and we were sitting sort in front of the theater. I knew there was a couple behind us watching. My girlfriend didn't know they were there. She thought we were alone. I didn't stop her though. She blew and rode me right in front of them

I had this hooker come to my flat, she was new / amateur, around 19, from poorer parts of the city (London)

once we were naked on the bed, I massaged her vag and fingered her a bit, I thought I could smell something not great so I sniffed my fingers behind her back

then she said "did you just do what I think you did?"

how did you find it lol?

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hooked up with an user craigslist strangers wife and bareback creampied her

nutted inside first dates. still don't know how I managed to get away with no stds. some of them were really hot, too.

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Nah I don't fuck around. This was a guy I knew from HS that I had a thing with. He told me he wanted to CD, we bought some outfits and some other stuff, and six months later I'm nailing him up against a fence I've handcuffed him while he's wearing a dress. I just miss being able go fuck around at work tbh. It was zero actual risk but still fun.

I was 15 and sitting in my mom's van at the store, while she was shopping. A really cute girl from school was walking through the parking lot so i dropped my pants and waved my dick at her through the window. She saw me, and walked towards the van. Oh shit she was pissed. I sat down and waited for hell to be unleashed. She opens the door. "My mom could have seen that dickweed", "And she would call the cops on you". As she yelled at me she was playing with my dick and balls. She sucked on my dick for a while and let me fondle her ass and tits. I tapped her on the head to say cum time and she finished me off, fucking nice dude. She swallowed and said goodbye. Years later i had a similar experience with her mom, at a party. The mom was an altogether better throat artist, with nicer tits, and she didn't mind my wanting to grab her head.

Whats the girl look like?

Imagined holding hands with a girl.

Once shoved a carrot up my then-fiance at the supermarket, she'd worn a miniskirt for that purpose and was dripping-wet.

There were families nearby, other shoppers, I didn't care I was a dumb teenager.

Fucked a female coworker on my bosses desk

Thought of another actually too: somewhere nearing puberty my best friend and I were more than friends. Both male, we explored each others bodies as we matured and it wasn't abnormal for us to have oral/approximate-anal sex.

That all became too real one birthday party though where there were four guys. It was a sleepover, and my friend at one point admitted to our deeds.

They thought we were lying so my friend said "no it's true! C'mon user... suck me and let's show em'"

I dont k how what my friend expected but we ended up 69'ing naked. If he thought the other boys would join in... he was wrong. They just sorta watched as we fellated each other. They also had a really good view of the finger we pushed up each other's assholes as we sucked.

They watched us to completion, my friend said they could get naked too if they wanted... both said no and climbed into their sleeping bags

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"Hooked up" with a Latin trap/cross dresser for the first and possibly last time. Everything was you going good until he started sucking me. Then a million thoughts ran through my head and I couldn't keep it up. Apologized and left. He said we can try again but idk.

I've had sex with my GF on different parks and forests around the city.
Went to nudist beaches a lot of times, with her and other friends of us.
Did some outdoors nude photography with her and 2 other girl friends (not at the same time).
Lately I've been a bit too physical with one of the friends, but didn't convince GF yet for the threesome.

Go on. More pics too

Recorded my gfs younger sister showering at our bathroom. Still flapping to the vid.

why is this full of faggots

Do it you fucking nerd. Fuck his brains out, dont be a pussy. Which would you rather be, a limp-dicked neurotic pussy, or a hard-dick alpha faggot? Fucking get over yourself and fuck that crossdressing sissy.

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Didn't you notice? Yea Forums has been slowly but steadily becoming a gay hub.
Places like /soc/ which used to be thriving with females are now only gay contact boards. /random/ is halfway there, with "trap threads" everywhere, and people complaining every time a woman is posted.
It's sad, but true.

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Let a girl ride my face while she sucked dick at a party

Send several pictures of myself to my boyfriend wearing nothing but my sisters panties

I will jerk off for any female, live, right now. Don't need to show any nudity. Just watch cam

facefucked a transgirl on a train until she milked me with my throat

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