If you had the death note what would the first name you write in it?

If you had the death note what would the first name you write in it?
When/how would want them to die?

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OP

Netenyahoo I want him to drown in shit

My own name. I'd write that I'd die in 100000000 years due to suicide.

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Till I got cramp

Kim Jong-Un for sure. I'd make him open the country and hand over his government to south korea, appologize for being a piece of shit, and then just drop fucking dead

Holy shit never thought of that loop hole although a shinigami can short a natural life span should be able to increase it

The entirety of the 1%
Man, I'd get writers cramp.

>If someone writes a death that is physically impossible in the death note they will die of a heart attack

You’re better off misspelling your name four times to stop people from killing you on it later on

AOC
Joe Biden
Hillary & Bill Clinton
Elizabeth Warren
Maxine Waters

Don't care how. I just hope it's painful

you
of natural causes at an old age after living a happy and fulfilling life

Ur mum

RULE XXVIII (1): If you write die of disease like before with a specific disease's name, but without a specific time, if it takes more than 24 days for the human to die the 23 day rule will not take effect and the human will die at an adequate time depending on the disease.

I, user, will die to a yet undiscovered disease that kills any human in exactly 10000000 years

Assange, now, spontaneous combustion

OP
Slips in bathtub during scat masturbation play. Mother finds the dead body, naked and covered in shit, the next day

Bootlicker

They can increase a human lifespan but that’s mean the Shinigami die, once the Shinigami dies, the human it protected gets that shinigami’s remaining lifespan I think

OP
Surrounded by other 600 pound faggots, getting a table leg shoved up his asshole that smashes his stomach like an acidic piñata.

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If I was a shinigami I would troll a fucker by doing that on like my last day of living

RULE VI: The conditions of death will not be realized unless they are physically possible for that human or could be reasonably assumed to be carried out by that human.

If the disease (also known as the immoprtality disease) doesn't exist, then it can't be the result of death.

My name, but I will wright that I die in my sleep after a life well lived, with no need for a job, cute wife, ect..., ect...

What's your name

Who’s gonna tell him?

RULE XXVII: The Death Note can only operate within a 23-day window (in the human calendar). This is called the 23-Day rule.

There's so many potential rules and caveats you'd think the death note was created by a Jewish lawyer.

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I'll just kill some jews. I'm gonna be Hitler 2.0

Actually laughed at that

ashkenazim > semites

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John Bolton or Dick Cheney

Winrar

I'd kill by accident the likeliest person to be connected to organised crime after having him dead drop a list with names and all possible available information for identification. This way I'll work my way up towards the highest echelons of crime and corruption. I'll then use more lower level involved criminals to convey my messages of blackmail before comitting suicide. I've yet to figure how to cash in anonymously on the leverage from the dirt, but it can't be all that hard to figure out. The death note would really be something.

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Jfk

I figure procuring cash flow (as in stolen cash from criminals) and setting up a business front to launder the money is trivial. I've several business ideas, given the money will practically be rolling in free courtesy of local criminals and the death note I'll be able to hire pros to bring about these businesses to launder and justify even larger amounts of money. Then I can benefit from the even larger amounts of assets and money I'll take from corrupt politicians and criminal drug dealers. I'll discretely undermine the working base of my competitors via slow deaths by giving them diseases which will distract them from work. I'll have them send me information on their strategies, clients, technologies and techniques. Etc. I know how to lay low. Still it seems unlikely that I work up all the way to the cia and the rothschilds.
What would be my downfall? How would I make enemies and how would they get at me?

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Seems overly complicated. If money is the goal you could just have some billionaire give you a huge sum of money before they die and then launder that.

Even the rules of hell were written by lawyers.

If you intentionally misspell a name 4 times, then you die.

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he chooses to kill all of the politicians generated by wall street and democratic party, and you say "bootlicker"... you fucking retarded antifa faggot

Kys

Rothschild *.*

Christine Weiser Winner

I want that fat bitch to choke to death.

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+1. microwaved to death maybe?

>wanting a living time capsule and the last country in the world that could be considered sovereign destroyed
You're a real piece of shit.

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after 7 days of public nudity and blowjobbery in front of 8k cameras emma watson dies of rump sex?