Rap battle [dooki style]

*everyone starts pelting oddball with raisins like the ol' raisin he is IF HE DOESNT RAP BATTLE ME RIGHT NOW*

he just standing there he still got a minute on the clock...

Neeto magneto I liek doritos

>why they call me onion
becauses hes onions

CHAPTER X - Rapture
He's just standing there - menacingly. Everyones 100% alert, metal gear solid. The 12 rap judges standing around like the disciples at the Last Supper. This was going to be their final hearing.
Tick tock, tickity tockity tocktick, one minute counting down, tickitytockity tock. Lip lick. Forehead sweat wipe. Cough-hold-in. Nosepick. Nosepick-eat. Testistratch. Testisniff.
Silence broken. Nee.. ..gnetoo... iek... ..rito... Heatwaves refracting the verse into dazzling dizzying dookganging spectra of unrecognisable syllables, like a holy white light tracing a labyrinth of rays in a fractured diamond. Supernovas the last cry of a dying star, but this was the last cry of a dying universe.
All gone, but to be reborn again, in time for the next rap battle. or sommin' like that

aight WHOS NEXT OPPONENT step forward

anybody

Ok here goes yo yo yo
wassup niggas i got some news
new shoes yeah boy check out my shoes
got my new shoes on im gone
gonna get something from the shop brb

/thread

take care bro

*teleports inside jim*
heh, it's something personnel
*tips penis head*

ugly ass shoes. gonna hang you with a noose
batter your face. strangle you purple and blues.
po-po's on the case, with hounddog blues and clues

dookgang evade the chase, out on the street loose and goose

exactoly what i said in this post more verbose fuck u!!!!!!

*crowd looks at u all funny like*

RAP BATTLE ME

RAP BATTLE ME NOW *meat tenderiser tenderise my meat outta anger*

i tenderise my tenderloins
my words carbonise and kick yer groins

I'ma midget butcher and I cry
I can't reach the steaks are too high

up in a gasstation, home of the big glugg
rap damnation, chromedome you into a salt slug

FSDK,,ALOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL did u come up with this???

standing ovation if u did ,am faintin

skibbity bop bop bang

Wiki wah wah

cuz im da type o nigga that's built to last
If ya fuck with me, I put my foot in ya ass
see I don't give a fuck cuz I keep bailin
yo what the fuck are they yellin

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she haS NO NOOOOOSE mRIEO0RRRR-o=. æ\eeeooþþeþeoðođĸĸođðß ĸµł«»“µn¢”nðæþ” ełþæĸ¶eæ“̣ßß

*raps with hand signals at supersonic speeds*

She's simultaneously my sister and my daughter. Poor thing's nose is ingrown.

no wait hold-up-cease-and-let-me-catch-up-pardon-me-excuse-me-slow-down-come-to-a-halt-let-me-catch-my-breath-quit-troddling-slow--your-tentoes-come-to-a-stop-standstill-pause-for-a-minute wait what

Yeah, my parents suck. link related
youtu.be/XAQn3AAfOjk

who the fUck is this fUcking scUZZ BAAAAAG stop POSTING his fucking BLOATED FAAAAAAACE fucking non american scum ass weirdo

settle this with a rap battle

MMMm, thats a might good steak
HHhHHYEAH thats a mighty good steak
DhAMN, thats a mighty good steak

>soups on baby

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Broke niggas stand to the left
My rich niggas stand to the right
Yo mama she keep lookin at me (yo mama)
Imma knock that pussy out like fight night (fight night)
Hit it to the left, hit it to the right
Imma knock that pussy out like fight night
Hit it to the left, hit it to the right
Imma knock that pussy out like fight night

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youtu.be/Jt8wq5Je08I

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HAHA HA HAAAAA!!!!! THERE IT IS!!!!!!!
THANG Q BRO ! now wat about this fucking thing

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shut UP