If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
I'd be a pine tree.
If you were a tree, what tree would you be?
Brody Rodriguez
Mason Flores
Magnolia, great for climbing
Anthony Campbell
Acacia.
Nobody would mine me because my biome is fucking ugly.
Joshua Gutierrez
Probably an oak tree.
Jason Evans
Willow
Big, droopy, and bound to die young
Josiah Lewis
dead tree i guess
Anthony Russell
But user, I'm not a tree, I'm a human being.
Mason Powell
A yew. I'd be a yew. I love their wood.
Second choice conifer. They smell so comfy in winter.
Grayson James
Trail tree
I have severe scoliosis
Dominic Butler
Well we're talking about hypotheticals here.
Austin Flores
Most likely Tall Redwood
I am 2.16 meters irl
Kayden Flores
Kek faggot
Parker Baker
Hypothetically I'll never be a tree.
It's nonsense, man, utter nonsense.
Dylan Gray
What does scoliosis have to do with a trail tree? Or is it obvious but I'm just retarded.
Hi there fellow tall person. I'm 3cm shorter than you. If one more person asks me what the weather's like up here I'm probably totally going to kill them.
Adrian Gray
>oak tree
same
Jack Wilson
Birch cause the others have brown bark.
Aiden Young
At certain critical height you only can get taller and taller due to the difference in gravity experienced by your feet and hands
Camden Taylor
Easton Lee
Makes sense to me. You must be a proper scientician.
Robert Ross
You smell like cum?
Liam Jenkins
Linden trees smell like cum. Do acacias as well?
Nathaniel Cox
Porcupine Tree
Gavin Price
I am a scienticianist. I have many a degree. Ask me anything.
Charles Perry
Marijuana Tree Yo!
Christopher Russell
A wantu tree.
Adrian Sanders
Banyan Tree
Easton Nelson
A hollow tree.
Dead on the inside.
Luke Morris
Where is my remote control?
Lucas Clark
>2019
>Not using voice commands for everything
Dominic Campbell
> Letting (((them))) into your home.
No thanks mate. I can turn off my own lightswitch. I don't need my refrigerator to order more celery from the store. I don't want to have Alexa collecting everything I say and storing it in a file to potentially one day use against me.
> Banyan tree
Fucking good call. Love the root system on them.
Xavier Bennett
I would be a scary tree.