ylyl thread
Ylyl thread
I don't get it
Because foot fag
you don't get it because there's something about it you don't understand.
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Goatse on ice.
All the passion of the Internet's favorite sensation... on ICE!
I'd cry, but then I remembered this isn't fucking real lmao
I rofl at your pathetic life
I rofl at your pathetic life, take your meds
I admit that im a pedophile
epic win
I wonder what became of him?
>still samefagging
Lmao at your shitty life
Is that Chinese lettering?
tri nga en piq roe ga?
pi re gah ni dae!
Kek
This thread is awful
underratted filename
>shit i fell the wrong way
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
Its kanji, they use it in China and Japan
>still samefagging
Lmfao at your shitty life
I want to molest children
Lost
Verbally no'd
fuck off randy
Stop posting webms you cunt
What the actual fuck?
You're not wrong
why the fuck do these "business men" guys NEVER wear fucking underwear in their fucking polyester slacks they were for a week? i mean, even a thong or even ladies panties would be less embarrassing. i don't know about the panties for some of you, but still... a fetish isn't as bad as just never wearing ANYTHING.
Kek fat fucker
I can't speak for everyone but personally I want to be as close to showing people my cock as possible. If I was a bartender or something I'd wear a speedo and nothing else but they won't let me.
Soon they will take over the world.
oh my fuck
Dang this thread is gay as fuck
at least he's posting you fucking retard
Lmao at your life
Lmao at your life
this was at a frat party retard
Two pump chump
Holy fuck lmao
shit man
I can't get over the 'horse lovers' on the bag...
horse obviously know what it wants in a man...
Did he died?
wait is this how babies are aborted, just cut in half?
Late term are yes, but they crush the head first then rip limbs off bit by bit and pull them out.
It's trying and failing to get it off his fur the only way he knows how
Shitloads online just have a look
But hey her body her choice right?
*IF* the technician can find the head first, yes. Otherwise, and more commonly, they just cut off the part that is closest and work their way through it.
I bet that'd be good with hoisin sauce.
this just makes me hate women more
if you don't want a baby then maybe you shouldn't be a fucking retard
Wow, solid take :)
Yeah my bad, diagram shows that
I prefer mine with wasabi and soy sauce
Wait, im a father now my whole life outlook has changed.
This is sad. Unless its a nigger or shitskin then its a good thing
oof
Nice, a sentient baby that had a 100% of chance or getting born if it didn't get aborted. Lets force a person to carry a child and go through life threatening periods before and under birth ;) Sounds smart, ey.
The more you know :)
i don't comprehend because i don't comprehend. genius
BAHAHABHABHAHBAHBHAHAHA xDD
HILLARY FOR PRISON!!!!!?!??!?!
reiterating my reiteration and sarcastically calling me genius. genius.
No, it's not a rat, its about 3-4 times as large and this is normal behaviour
>
Or maybe they don't want to birth a retard or something with a birth defect.
For degenerate mothers, yeah. More responsible women would terminate it before their belly begins to bulge
Hey Yea Forums, how do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he's been to jail for jerking off outside of a school.
I think he is a gentleman and a scholar.
Kecky Becky.
check'd
>terminate it
You mean kill their unborn child
Call it what it is you lowlife piece of shit
sure, i think that is justified but we both know that it is a minority and this was in 2004, i'd imagine it's worse these days
>can't afford it
Well, I don't want to pay for it if they can't, damn.
Fuck off with your gay ass anime
>kill their unborn child
you mean remove an unwanted fetus
Call it what it is you lowlife piece of shit
That's exactly what's going through unconscious fetus head at that point
gay
This was in fuckin Mexico, "San Juditas" doesnt want your fuckin money, you fuckin niggers
lol, 2016 memes are the best
Wait,, wat.
Lmao at your life
thanks for the you, faggot
is this poster a scorned jealous beta cuck? did the person on these pics "stole" his imaginary gf?
I dont understand these posts
>Girl
There is another angle to look at it. Most women do not think rationally and will put themselves into great debt, risk, etc. to have a baby, even if the baby will be fucked up, will fuck up their life, etc. etc. because the urge to procreate is so strong in women and as irrational creatures as they are, that baby becomes a multiplier. Pregnant women are just a more extreme version of that woman.
So if I woman has the ability to override her maternal instincts to abort a kid for whatever reason, it's probably a good idea to let her do it rather than risk birthing a defective or unwanted child.
I was born into this world as a definitely wanted child by both of my parents, but even so, due to my siblings, as a young boy, there were many times I asked myself why I'm still alive if I'm so unwanted (by other, jealous sibling who I later learned is a massive fucking cunt).
Lmao at your life
You remove an unborn fetus by killing it. Kinda cause and effect there, faggot.
Your face is awful
Your face is gay as fuck
Lost.
I have several questions about this but the most pressing is why there's a guy in a suit that looks like he shat himself and is also blind to what is going on around him.
he's either drunk as fuck, or mentally handicapable
Why is it considered funny for a monkey to do this? My neighbors didn't think it was funny when I did it to their dog.
they would have done, if you were black
Take your meds paki
I am a filthy child molester
lol buttmad iphone fag
Nikolas Cajje
Lmao at your life
didn't this guy die afterward? I read that he didn't realize his lower intestine ruptured but I'm not about to google for it
that's not mister hands, that's a different video.
Wtf happens here?
Worst ylyl ever
Fuck this thread
>magic
He died because the cop thought he had a weapon and was going to kill him or himself so he sped up and flipped the car.
Suck a cock faggle
What a waste of banana, makes me angry.
okay who found this footage of me in the shower
did someone say banana
Lost fucking hard
have you guys not tried doing this before?
suck up your gut
jump UP, stupid.
you know, even in the olympics, you don't have to actually jump over hurdles. you're allowed to knock one down, so you're allowed to knock them all down and you're allowed to not even try to jump. i don't know if anyone was lame enough to try that at the actual olympics but it's happened that some shithead just tried to run hard through them.
What's that emotion?
Oh man... Maybe pro-life people have a reason
kill yourself
Story?
Im pro life but not because i give a shit about the murdered babies but because these cunts will do everything possible to avoid calling it what it is.
At the end of the day if a mother wants to kill her unborn baby we cant stop her. But dont insult my intelligence by trying to bullshit me calling it things like âtermination of pregnancyâ or âremoving a fetusâ. Cal it what it is. Murdering your unborn baby. If you can live with that truth then go for it. If you can be honest only then its âyour body your choiceâ.
When will Yea Forums duff him up and slash his car tyres?
every time, no matter what gets posted in a ylyl thread, this guy will make a list of things and post this picture.
that makes it into the top ten autistposters on Yea Forums right now
wtf happened here?
Samefag
At what point do you consider it a baby? some people consider a single celled zygote a baby.
>sit down
Is a zygote a stage in a human beings life?
Yes or no, simple question.
Pussy pass denied
Seeing as every human alive today had once been a zygote, then yes. Yes, zygote is a stage in human life.
I'm actually understanding your reasoning for this. This is the answer I was looking for. I'm pro-choice yet I still feel a "fetus" is enough to warrant being considered a "life" or at least a "potential life".
It's killing regardless, whether you're "killing a child" or "killing what would eventually become a child"
You could be killing someone, or killing something, but no matter what you call it, it's killing one of the two.
And I really appreciate this user's reasoning for the long term benefits of abortion. It could be you're aborting potentially raising someone to have a terrible childhood.
If I were aborted, I wouldn't have to live the life I am now, to parents who didn't know how to parent. But I'm old enough now and all the tragedies have sharpened me into the now empathetic and very altruistic person I am. I am grateful for the life my parents chose to gave me, but it's only because I survived long enough to develop such an ability.
Abortion is a rough topic, yo
Then killing a zygot is killing a human you fucking troglodyte
The fact that you value a zygote the same as a child that has been birthed at 9 months, says to me you're the kind of idiot that would have a funeral and service for a miscarriage.
I lost to this and I donât know why.
lost!
Thats a sin
"Killing" a zygote? I never said it's alive, just that it's a stage in the human life.
Yeah dipshit because rape never happens and even with consensual sex Iâm sure the guy really wanted to have a baby.
>two people fuck up and create a pregnancy
>only one persons fault
>this makes me hate women even more
Maybe you could get laid if you werenât a fat piece of shit?
Murder is unlawful death. It's not murder, and you are an idiot.
My wife had a miscarriage
It was a wanted and planned pregnancy
I was there when we went to see itâs heartbeat for the first time.
The technician said oh dear its tiny, when did you say you it was conceived? She called a senior technician in for the ultrasound who said no thats tiny you wont find a heartbeat. The second I figured out it was tiny because it stopped growing will stay with me forever.
We lost a child.
It still haunts me.
And people murder these on purpose for âconvenienceâ.
And you immature losers agree.
Kill your self. And I hope you botch it and suffer.
>oh yeah lemme just fucking slaughter this baby limb by limb because condoms and pills don't exist!
females are fucking disgusting and they have the audacity to call themsleves "sympathetic" and "delicate". fucking barbaric
Lmao at your pathetic life
How does it make you feel that dipshit teenagers accidentally manage to do something you can't do with all your planning and foresight?
>Murder is bad
>Kill yourself*
:Thinking:
Thats life Yea Forumsro
wah wah wah. I should mention my mom had an abortion before meeting my father. Had 4 kids after marrying my dad. She accidentally spilled the beans to me that she had an abortion and I calmly reminded her that what she did was completely excusable and that her life would have been fucked had she not done it. That she made the right choice. I think if someone wants to abort, it's probably the right thing to do. Yes she cried when she had a miscarriage before having her first child (second if you include the abortion) but it was really about the fear that she'd never be able to have children.
I didnt say murder is bad dickhead
this was me
By all means kill your offspring. But call it what it is.
lost
Whatever
My mom had 2 abortions after me too
And a bunch of miscarriages.
How does this argument change facts that abortion is murder?
That's dark, man. I'm sorry.
see as i also said earlier, i think abortion is completely justified if the woman was raped.
i've read some other replies and it's changed my mind a bit, i think abortion is a very good option to have open, what i don't like is that because of that option being there, some women are not as careful and just end up aborting because fuck it, i can just get it removed.
>two people fuck up and create a pregnancy
>only one persons fault
sadly abortion is a good thing, it saves a lot of children from growing up in shitty ways, but then again, they could have had great lives, we couldn't know
i guess all in all abortion is just a necessary evil
What are adoption agencies?
Thats cool Yea Forumsro
We got a 2 year old now, changed my life
Rephrase your logic and call it infanticide. If it still sounds good then go with that.
Murder is illegal, abortions are not.
Go to bed
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Imagine being so much of a /pol/ faggot that you have start an abortion debate in a ylyl thread with your discord
We can talk in moral or legal terms.
Morally it is the termination of life.
Legally we can dress it up however we want.
Morality =/= legality
made me laugh
Hey germanfag
Fu
Jesus should have taken the wheel.
I remember her on vine
lost
yes
Trust the fungus Mario
The guy on the left just vanishes okay
driving while old
girl inside is a qtpi
>man escapes police car only using a lighter
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
Lmao I can't get over the irony of a pro-lifer supporting a website like Yea Forums. It's too fucking good. Please late term abort yourself if you're not a troll, and you actually believe what you say.
thanks man
Yah but... you canât see anyoneâs foot which really affects the ability for the viewer to quickly understand the rich hilariousness of the joke/meme
Found the incel.
She had a miscarriage because she's got shit genes. I hope the rest of your babies die too faggot.
oh, you
get rekt jewboissss
What kind of pos are you to even sit there and type this out in the first place? It's incredible
This is the kind of sad society we live, where people like you actually exist amongst us. You're a complete detriment to humans and a waste of space. You're the kind of fool in the suicide threads telling people to kill themselves. You should be the first to do so.
Thoughts and Prayers
top kek
Palsy. He is begging for money. Look at left leg.
Fuck off Randy
kek
>Bitching out other people for being disgusting and barbaric and not sympathetic and delicate
You... you might want to look where you are, man.
Yea Forums might be trash now, it might never have been good, but it's never been anything but disgusting and barbaric.
Places rife with corruption and abuse, where kids are bounced between shitty institutions and foster families and have a high rate of becoming badly adjusted delinquents, that's what they are.
A drain on taxpayer dollars, too. I don't want the government taking out of my paycheck to raise a child that no one wanted before it was even born, just because you don't feel comfortable with killing a living thing.
Yeah but you wanted it and got emotionally connected to it. People who abort their kids dont. Why do you give a fuck
Nerve gas
LOL. Lost, good one
*Sapient
So more abortions will increase happiness ?
whatchou gonna do whiteboi
oh
i do not know if this is anything special since i am not gay and i have not examined a lot of testies but i can do this very well
Parked
Do you whisper "if only your mother killed you" in the ears of foster home children?
it's fucking annoying too if you hover over to check the replies and see this shitpost every time
Talk about noodling (look it up, redneck fishing with an arm)
Bet you've a hard on for the death penalty
This guy actually got arrested where I live. So, I did a thing.
explain the Bottom pic
Yeah I don't get it. Rape a bunch of women, or make them pregnant or whatever, then round them up and offer them abortions. Total Global Happiness increased.
I RECOGNIZE THOSE DOG BALLS.
THAT BITCH DOES AMATUER BEASTIALITY.
I doubt this shit is allowed on reddit, every time this is posted it sounds like some salty redditfag getting payback for getting told to fuck off. How do you feel that it makes you sound gay
The same way an acorn isn't a tree you literal fucking retard
Each line represents a carbon-carbon bond.
The carbon-hydrogen bonds are assumed and not represented visually.
adorable
I have no gang affiliations, but I want to beat that motherfucker until he's dead
autistic cunt
"How to sanctify you Minivan camper."
Fuck off Randy
>fox
>tampa bay
>hello kitty air freshener
checks out
HORY SHIT!!!!!!
is this official?
Crabs can swim dumb nigger how tf can you go through life and not realize this.
tits or gtfo
Little fucker is almost cute.
obviously to win an argument you bring up fake abortion pics retard
Yes, it's the more efficient way of representing larger organic molecules. It doesn't matter too much at the size in the meme but when you have like 30 carbons in a molecule it matters a whole lot
You know, the baby cant be abortwd when is that big. Probably this is an antiabort image.
Fucking apple faggot detected
remember kids, the image md5 filter for this is /U1ZD8dZU8YWBil+CU5rgzg==/
fuck no all the regulation makes that more expensive than just jailing them
No, but I think it when I see reports of the juvenile delinquents coming out of foster care and how much we're paying to fund them. I know degenerate, drug addicted retards who got knocked up with shitty on and off partners and are raising their kids to be just as ignorant and useless as they are, I wish they had gotten abortions instead.
Right now, we're evolving in reverse, because the smart people are all choosing not to have kids to free them up to pursue their careers and passions, and it's the morons who fuck up their birth control and crank out more moronic babies they don't even want.
No I don't. I don't hate people, I'm just a pragmatist. The death penalty doesn't seem to do much to deter crime, and it actually costs the taxpayer more to convict and execute someone than it does to jail them for life because of the way the system works here.
I don't have a problem with murdering unborn children, I just have a problem with women being able to choose.
Anyone who suggests adoption has never met anyone who was put up for adoption.
fuckin cringe
he's a retard like you
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Fuckin fatties
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