Well, sexual deviants of /b, I have a question.
So I woke up today with the usual morning wood and decided I'd take care of it after I go make breakfast but then I see the eggs.
I got the bright fuckin idea to use the insides of an egg to beat my meat
The result was heavenly and I will definitely try again sometime but now there's nut and raw egg everywhere
What do?
>What do?
You kill yourself. You're too far gone
srs?
Dead fuckin serious
now try ammonia and bleach for a change, works well with furries I say
tempted to try this now. maybe later 2nite
sauce on pic?
do you include the yolk? or just the whites?
That's mustard gas
I used all of it, mostly the yolk becasue of how eggs work
I don't have it
wouldn't this be bestiality and necrophilia?
I don't know
as well as pedophilia possibly
I dont know man, a few weeks ago a accidentally got bio freeze on my cock and balls and the burn was something else.
Now i cant finish unless my dick is on fire. feels good.
nah just playing with your food
eat it
No one said omelette yet
I prefer my eggs scrambled, not fertilized.
Gf is out of the house for a business thing and I texted her about the experience and long story short she wants me to pour the insides of the egg inside her
Looks like eggs are a sexual thing for us now
I don't wanna have to scrape egg off the bathrrom floor and eat it
Wait so should I like penetrate the egg or do you pour the contents out and fuck that?
I cracked the egg over the base of my cock and spread it with my hands.
You gotta be quick to get as much as possible, but you will spill a bit
Portuguese omelette
Post pics
So are you gonna scrambled eggs or sunny side up?
I have already cleaned the egg mess and thrown it away
Damn, would be interesting to compare the tastes with and without the nut. Would you be willing to do it next time for science?
Whenever I’m on a long drive, I stop in a gas station and buy an Apple doughnut, then get back on the highway, put some amateur DP on, get it hard, bite the end off the donut and slide my dick in that thing. Then I fuck that goddamn donut til I just about pass out from the cumblast recoil. But then I just keep slowly fuckin it & watching the chick screaming her way through getting crushed by cock in the scene to stay hard & turned on, and then I... eat the doughnut. Because you know your first bite doesn’t have any cum in it, you can do it, and then the second bite probably doesn’t either, and since you haven’t tasted any so far, you can just keep right on eating that sweet apple donut, and there’s no mess, bc it turns out, you can’t actually taste cum inside an Apple donut. And that just makes you more horny knowing you just swallowed a fresh load of jizz, but it wasn’t gross, and anyway it’s your own so you’re sort of like, conserving your sexual chemicals. By then I’m usually going about 95mph.
I don't nut enough to change the flavor
"how eggs work"
Pic related.
>Use these like the rest of us newfag
Pour how? Vaginas aren’t just like these giant gaping opening you can pour things into user.
That was a life, user. You fucked an aborted chicken fetus. Good job, enjoy your eternity in hell.
I have no damn clue, probably a funnel
How many moving traffic violations is this?