This just happened and I’m scared as fuck

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Score one for the moon crickets

This is my back door. I got a steak knife before turning on the lights, but those efforts were wasted as nigga left. Reverse image search all you want.
Reverse image search all you want.

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Nothing here either, my laptop wasn’t taken or anything

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fuckin STUUUUUPPPUIIID!

You could say that is true

ok you need to take that knife or whatever is close to razor sharp and tape/tie it to a stick.
>yes you are making a spear
if you dont have a stick use a croom, anything of that nature
tape the hell out of it until secure, or tie it on
you want to put some distance between yourself and the enemy (in this case a rabid ape)
seriously though just poke away at the eyes and chest and call the fire department.
dead serious call for the firetruck not the police
the police are dumb and will make things stupid just tell them there's a gas smell a powerful one the firefighters will have a better chance of slaying the orangutan

While slaying the dirty ape would be orgasmic, hes gone

>They almost always return.

fuck your mom and show your dad who really dominates the family

And for that, I’ll be waiting. I can’t wait to beat 9 shades of shit outa this fag

Good luck user, this is why I have a gun. Not only that if that nigger banged on my door in the early hours of the morning I'd open it up and beat his ass with my baseball bat. Gotta teach them to fuck off and that your property is off limits

nigger was only knocking to see if you are at home or not before trying to break in.

That or just a friendly neighbour looking for a cup of sugar.

Well at least you didn't answer the door.
You never know.
It's pretty common for there to be more than one, the other comes in from a window or another door when you open the door for the first one.
I've had the same thing happen at 2:30am but I have guns readily available so I just waited in my bedroom doorway where I can cover both the front and back doors in case they suddenly kick in.

>2am
>Hear thump downstairs
>Cat?
>Nope. He's sleeping on the bed with me.
>Grab 357
>Go downstairs
>Thump.....Thump
>Kitchen door
>Turn on porch light
>Nigger standing there with a crowbar
>Light him up with the laser on my revolver
>Drops crowbar and runs
>Call cops
>They arrive 40 minutes later
>Write a report. Let me keep the crowbar.
>Nigger never came back

Thanks fellow user. Ill post an update tommorow. And you best believe that nigger is getting beat if he comes back.

maybe he wanted anal?

youre lucky as hell to have a gun

Had a break-in once. I was about 8 years old. Woke up with a drugged up nigger in my room. Screamed and my dad came in, beat the guy half to death with a baseball bat. Slept with a knife within arms reach ever since.

hell, if that happened to me id be either dead, or wishing i was.

Nice satanic trips

my dad is an ex-cop (One of the good ones), so if that ape was fucking around in my house the nigger wouldve been shot dead