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Oh lawrd
Kek. Freindzone_taco
Jesus wtf
>cat in the hat after a shave because of flees
Jesus fucking Christ
kids should not have phones
Can we get a female cringe worthy thread?
Holy dogshit. This hurts to look at
Bring me solo and the wookie
Solo and the cookie
About time we had some new material in one of these threads. Give this guy 3 or 4 years and he'll turn up in a trap thread.
So this is Chad?
Keep your retard heart away from me and my kids you wombat looking mother fucker
entire Yea Forums is cringe by this point.
I think his sister's raped him
Yes. Yes he does love you. He loves you on many, many levels
It should be added that these chicks still have a 1 million percent better chance at getting laid then any guy on this thread
His mum pegs him
Kek. Stephanie Bustcakes = true and honest whorin'
I was hoping there was a cringe thread just so i can post this
If given the chance, you would totally pork those smelly hogs.
was he getting deported?
Oh my god why....
Of course
Same
i hate that atheism is associated with these freaks smh
Well these freaks are now a dead breed.
I'm so glad I see posts like this that make my most awkward moments not that bad by comparison. Holy shit, dude.
This is...
Holy...
Oh what the fuck
BOI
Oh, I was not expecting such a marvelous resolution. Thank shit I'm not like Christopher
Fucking Wardwell
Makes me want to play Oblivion
He looks decent.Nice hair.nice mustache.
Not a bad response, given that she's a girl and she works at hot topic. Decently worded. A bit shorter would've been more impactful and "kitty's got claws" was a bit silly, but other than that not bad. Solid 6 or 7/10.
Ik that land made me cringe a bit.
I mean honestly. She sounds like a giant bitch
Honestly if I woke up and looked in the mirror and I looked like that id immediately kill myself. Fuck going through life like that.
I'm glad to see him smiling. I hope he's a happy dude
Kek you're a dick.
god damn i hope that shit was real
I wasn't being sarcastic. Poor guy has a lot on his plate, I hope he's found some way to derive pleasure from life
I'm pretty sure his mouth is stick like that.
OEGAMIOM always gets me
>100% enemy
>SQUART
fucking kek
>Fukn chilln
he's a fucking little kid.
why the hell are any of you cringing at a kid? You were him once, trying new shit other people cringed at.
I have a fake Facebook account that is 10 years old. Profile is a hot chick. Perfect for screwing with assholes.
We're not talking mid-level trolling. I have kind of a super power for the surreal. I can make people think something insane has gone down or get people to do the most fucked up shit. Or admit to crimes.
Example: today I messed with some dude who was rude. I got him to admit he was a drug dealer, tried to buy drugs off him, and then told him I was reporting him to the cops.
Then I blocked him.
But all night I've been unblocking him and swearing at him and then re-blocking him.
"Hee hee! You can't block me, fag. I blocked you first nigga! 3 points swish!"
I'm like Mohammed Ali with my Facebook skills.
Another time I photoshopped pictures of some dude with his kids into scat porn and sent it to him, claiming people were bidding for it on the dark net.
This is so fake. No one calls someone "bucko" unless they're jordan Peterson fanbois.
This is LARPing, HARDCORE.
SOME FANBOI WAS PLAYING OUT A JBP FANTASY TO JUSTIFY HIS MISOGYNY.
GROSS
Well, problem is. FB doesn't let you re-block someone (after blocking and unblocking) for 3 days iirc.
Fake and gay
I did it 2x
>All night I've been blocking him and unblocking him
>I only did it 2x
Pick one, dumbass.
>Imagine larping this hard
I like how hes so scared of self-criticism that he doesnt understand what a tsundere is, also that hes hover handing a FUCKING DRAWING AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Fuck u.
Proof.
>kitty's got claws
And she was doing so well.
Fuck dude honestly kinda sad but you know what, hes got the heart of a chad, and thats what matters in the end
fake
no woman would write this
Now this is some top tier cringe.
Why? Aren't all atheists overconfident, arrogant, narcissistic "know it all", "holier than thou" types? I mean that's the only type I've ever met. They've always laughed at me, scoffed, condescended me and doubted my intelligence based solely on the fact that I believe in God. I figured you were all the type to hide behind a keyboard and act tough. When you come out into the open you risk exposing yourselves for the insecure, hypocritical, fedora-wearing try-hard's that you are. Tell me I'm in the ballpark here.
Bump
I mean, i wouldnt fuck her, and im like a 6/10 on a female’s fuckability scale,shes a 3/10 looks and a 0/10 personality
My fucking sides
That's pretty cringey, dude
Finally some good fap material
She need all the money she can get only to get fed.
Is this what they call bait?
I just honestly feel really bad for the kid. I'm sure he's had the sense to delete this shit, but 48 people liked the post. Since he's a kid, he definitely has some irl friends/classmates following him on tumblr because babbie's first social media. He's never, ever going to live this down.
their are few arguments where neither side is right and both are equally fucking retarded. Such as far lefts versus far rights. pro circumcision versus anti circumcision. Yours is among this list. The only people who are right are the one's who don't give a fuck about the others.
Good. Damn. I saw this and thought an annoying high schooler was wearing an Halloween mask... But that shits real
Black-eyed child meets Children of the Corn
I used to be unironically like this. Fuck.
Women are last-word addicts that LOVE writing walls of text so they can show off to their friends. They live for shit like this dude
>Update
Not this time. Though I did try pretty hard to come across as pretentious as possible. In truth, the part about only ever meeting arrogant or self-righteous atheists is the truth. At least with my belief in God, I can admit that I've lived a selfish and evil life. Of course, I admit that it can be a difficult thing to argue on the concept of right and wrong with an atheist. Obviously you subscribe to the idea that one's own view is the truth. And if it were not so, then how could atheism work? If only "one way" can truly bring peace between men, then why choose a road where everything is "subjective" to the individual? Subject to interpretation? Seems that road won't end very well. Actually, it's because of man's differences that we DON'T have peace. We won't stop killing each other until one ideology, one mindset, one opinion is all that's left. Anyone not willing to conform will be "outcast"; In a manner of speaking. With that said, my belief in God seems a pretty reasonable thing.
If I were rich, I'd hit her up in less than a second. Then I'd take her to a pig party and see if her tune didn't change.
it was still way too smart for a woman
Fucking kek
The luckiest negro... Her dad atleast stuck around
imagine encountering this thing in an dark alley
But to think, there's people who self-mutilate with piercings and holes in their face and shit that wind up looking worse than this...
This actually looks like a face someone could get used to if there became a personal connection.
>an halloween mask
fucking kys
It's not that hard to write eloquently dude. It's a pretty average thing to be able to do; women tend to be very average with few geniuses and retards, and men tend to be either very smart or completely retarded.
You're trying really hard, aren't you?
Fukn chillin gets me every goddamn time for some reason
Fake and extremely gay
Shouldn't have let him out of that painting.
pro vs anti-circumcision is not trivial. Once a boys dick is mutilated, it can never be unmutilated. If for some psychotic reason the boy CHOOSES to have his dick mutilated, at an age where he can consent to such a thing, then it's still 100% possible and is in fact performed on adults, or at least it used to be when it was necessary for men to marry into Jewish family's, but now even much of judaism is against it.
>free thinking rallies
haven't cringed yet, but close.
Keyword: trying
Not pretending on FB to look cool
>Aren't all atheists overconfident, arrogant, narcissistic "know it all", "holier than thou" types? I mean that's the only type I've ever met.
Yup. Honestly, I get sick of them.
I love the whole "I'm so unique for being purposefully unattractive so that I can piss off all of the MEN who will OBJECTIFY ME" thing that these types try to push
Oh god, please don't turn this into a cut/uncut thread. Those are among the most cringy threads. Oh god, does that mean it belongs here?!
No user. I'm being serious. With all the bait floating around I know it can be difficult to tell the difference. But yes, I am being serious. This is not confusing. In the end, we cannot have more than one idea and way of life. Each will come into conflict with the other. They always have and they always will as long as more than one exists. Can't you see in religious wars that the Jews and the Muslims have been fighting and killing each other for centuries? It won't stop until one of them is erased. And who will the victor go after next? These are people with very powerful and strong beliefs. Beliefs that their people have lived and died for since long before we were born. If people think that they will just roll over and GIVE UP because other nations or groups want to tell them to "respect others and their beliefs", you are sadly mistaken. The Muslims alone are a people that will take your whole family out for the cause. But it isn't just religion either. Atheistic, totalitarian regimes have proven to be just as big a beast and a threat. I think Joseph Stalin goes a mile and a half to prove that. He tried to stomp out religion where ever it was in his land. It was only after he was pushed back and defeated that the people of Russia and his occupied territories were aloud to worship again. It WON'T. STOP.
dubs of cringe, back to FB young fellow
Hahahahahahahahah that's so stupid
Dude was cringey as fuck, but you can just tell that this chick is a cunt.
And that "Kitty's got claws" line was almost cringier than anything this Christopher dude put out there.
Squart. Is that when they fart after he blows a load in their ass?
> my dad got me pregnant
> "You hood rat motherfuckers"
That's a whole new level of retarded
(Cont.) In life, there will ALWAYS be a loser, and there will always be a victor. At least, until it's all over and one man stands. In the Bible (what I believe in), I know how this will all end and I am assured of who will be victorious. There will be a terrible war and much chaos up until the very end. And in the blink of an eye, it will all be over. And then, having one mind and one faith, Christians all over the world will finally have peace. No more persecution. No more fear. No more war. No more death anymore, anywhere. I long for that day even if I myself didn't make it to paradise. I desire that every man enter paradise and find that peace. I really wish you could. It's beautiful when you feel God and understand what it means to know Christ and faith. I only wish you all could see it for what it really is. But, to many, these are just dreams or fantasies of mine. Well I tell you, whether you believed in God or not, or whether He existed or not, or however you slice it; This can only end one way.
kek
most of this was elective
Lmao another guy who is insecure about his smegma
Face it, cut cocks are better
What makes you different? You've called out Atheists, Jews, and Muslims. With your self proclaimed believe in God, what right do you have to judge? Your bait is just that, bait. It takes all forms. Different fish are drawn to different lures.
spoken like someone who was cut at birth.
Fake? Those weren't nuts? Wtf
You're a coward. I hope you do kill yourself. :)
I won't deny for a minute that there are Christians out there that have set a horrible example of what our faith is supposed to represent and stand for. But I can't get out there and correct all of them. And I myself have been a poor example. I won't deny that when I get angry (as an human being alive does), my judgement gets skewed by my emotions and I say things I don't mean and I hurt people. I'm an alcoholic. I admit that I have stolen money from family to get my booze when I was short or broke. I admit that I've lied more times than I can count when it seemed convenient for me. Believe me when I tell you that I feel awful about all of the scummy things I've done in my life. I have cried more than once thinking about it and reflecting on my actions. I've said before that I hate myself more than anyone else in this world ever could. I've said that "Some people are depressed and want to die. That's not good enough for me. I want to kill myself. And why? Because I hate me so much that I want to murder the mother fucker." I know that not all Christians have been good. Especially if you look to the Catholic church and their checkered history.
Bro, I was raised in the Church of God in Christ. While I won't argue that the atheists you've come across are arrogant pricks (welcome to the internet) some of us have legitimate reasons to scorn the whole "Higher Power" bull. I'm calling this bait because by everything you've said, you already know what kind of responses you would get. And here I am giving it to you. I guess this is what I get for browsing Yea Forums drunk in the middle of the night. Also, I just thought of this, what kind of person who believes in God would come to Yea Forums and browse the threads?! Holy shit I'm an idiot. Fucking well done. I actually did fall for the bait. Fucking fag.
Spoken like a guy who's truly insecure about being uncut
Wait, can everyone else not do that with you balls? I just like pull my stomach in as much I can where I think my diaphragm is and then my balls hoist themselves up. Entertaining af
Does he mean orgasm??? Oegamiom??lol that does funny as fuck
Womens rights was a mistake
Nah. I'm just too sincere for Yea Forums to believe me. You know you've either got quality bait or a really sincere person when you can't distinguish between bullshit and honesty.
Okay, you've lost me. What was your point exactly? Because you've just described a large part of the population of the world and a large part of that part don't believe in any deity. Again, What makes you different?
What network/platform is this?
Too sincere? That still doesn't explain what you, a Christian, a.k.a. Christ like, is doing on Yea Forums, let alone Yea Forums
More fat?
I know what Christian means. And if you were raised in the Church of Christ, what are you doing being an atheist or whatever you are? Why are you indulging in drunkenness? I get it though. Like I said. I'm an alcoholic.
I remember this bitch. This is old asf. I wonder if she's still alive.
He should be ashamed of himself.
His point is that reality is hard, and not knowing what it is, is scary to some people. So they need to fabricate a reason or answer in order for things to make sense and them, not to feel scared anymore. It's basically a sign of weakness.
The strong don't create answers to fill the void of the unknown. They seek them.
> is a land whale
> "hope you are hot enough"
My fucking sides!
This is a cringe thread not a rekt thread. big keks
Not cringe, that's based.
>incel virgin alert
You literally answered your own question. I was raised in the Church of God in Christ. If you were raised the same way, or worse, Catholic, I'm surprised you never questioned what you were taught. And if you DID question what you were taught, why did you decide that there must be a God when I decided that there probably isn't? THIS is TRUE atheism, not the bullshit cringe worthy ass hats you meet online. I don't think I'm superior to you in any way. I don't know you. I am curious why I can come to the conclusions I've come to and others who have lived, or are living, similar life styles think differently. And the answer always ends in "faith".
the other titty
Went with the kindhearted person instead of a diabolical sinister villian, interesting
Keked over the legal limit.
noice. best Reply in this thread
Not that bad honestly. He is the only one I’ve seen so far who can somewhat pull off this style. Maybe because he looks confident and is posing properly, not being an awkward weeb.
Wow...you got a story you want to share, bud?
>uses mac
sounds right
>taxi commander
every time
This one's for you Thor.
Typical Mac using piece of trash garbage
Oh, look. It's Rocky Dennis is his wild habitat
underrated
Religion is superstitious nonsense.
Lol this is just as cringey as him. They would be good together.
I call people bucko all the time, what?
Have you heard of the High Elves?
what's the difference between pretending to look cool and trying to look cool?
Reading comprehension fail
Shut up Christopher
Bitch I wouldn't want to have grown up with a gross ass cheesy dog dick
it isn't a jewish custom originally. only fucking retards who still haven't adopted the information age in the mid-west and south think that. hint, it was the custom of that pointy thing on the back of your dollar bill.
I agree with your question
These are almost always fake.
She is anorexic. When she looks in a mirror she sees a fat bitch. Definition of anorexia
DON'T SPEAK TRUTH ON Yea Forums, TRASH!
i hope this is a copypasta
this is the only true cringe thing in this thread
You're wrong. You're on the internet, get your shit straight.
Greetings reddit!
He's a legend in his own mind
I had a guy in my judo club who could do that. He was taught it by a kung-fu instructor in Toronto. Keep your boys out of the way in a fight.
this one got me. lost here.
Hallelujah bby
>Her dad atleast stuck around
But now he's got twice the child support to not pay
cringiest motherfucker in the whole thread here
i sware i went to HS with this fucker, his name was david. he was the embodiment of cringe. he got accused of having cp on him at school.
High purity cringe thx
Julaayyyy!!!
>kitty got claws
Oohhh so close.
You get it
it's a trap
I wouldn't touch that with a 39 1/2 foot pole.
>OEGAMIOM
lost
Avn conventions are good cringe
so cringy
we've got cringe
now this is cringe
"Hey smoothskin"
>body mods
I believe every guy can do it.
It's nuts how kids can't understand that this shit will literally follow them for the rest of their life.
the replies and discussion are cringier than the actual content.
You think you're some sort of detective, bucko?
dick-obsessed cringey faggot
a long train ride to Cringeville
Roll my nigs
Any but 5
0, 1, 8 and 9 are pretty bad. I think the only winning move is not to play.
ka-ringe!
>cringe
that kid is based as fuck
cringe
No way, 3 or 5 are the worst ones
Give the response an 8.5/10 considering she's a woman, would've been damn near perfect if not for regarding herself so highly and also that line "kitty's got claws", what the fuck
I'm with Joshua on this.
i used to be like that when i was a teenager, a lot of cringey conversations/arguments with religious friends. now i honestly don't give a fuck, just because i don't believe in god doesn't mean i'm better or worse than anyone who does. i just keep it to myself unless someone specifically asks me (which never happens because why would it), but i would never try to "debate" someone out of their faith.
there are probably a lot of low key atheists who don't talk about it, which is why you only know the asshole ones who do.
How the fuck is no one excluding 6??
this fake old shit again
hurrr of course it’s not real
Glad to see you got the joke
21 years of undisciplined living
kek'd
you are he lmao
he looks like what human shrek would look like if he lost his job and grew a mullet.
does she not realize that there are much easier pigs to get at the hog farm?
he actually doesn't look that bad, he reminds me of some actor. if he had a normal haircut and took a picture with better lightning and without the stupid expression, he'd probably look alright.
Is that Jontron in the bg?
Oof
She kinda looks like trump if he were a tumblrina
shit like this confuses me. even a hot girl would be mocked for having such a self-centered and whorish description. for a girl like this to do it is so completely lacking in self awareness that i don't know what to think. does she have like a personality disorder? does she have that shallow hal thing but for herself? is it a fake profile and the whole thing's a troll attempt?
i mean yeah probably that last one but still.
This. It reads like a guy would write.
0 roll
Also it might be from being on Yea Forums too much but I swear 3 looks like she's hiding a dick in her pants
fucking degenerate
Sick I got it
Mmkay
Every girl I have ever dated thought uncut was gross.
I am sorry that you have a slugdick and are too much of a pussy to fix it, but taking your frustrations out by dick white knighting isn't helping you
Boy cuts are in
>48 likes
Wow, that's incredible
Apparently he is a failed abortion from Brazil
Rolling
Ovaries explode
shit is this a cringe or ylyl thread lol
why not just remove the whole thing and be more aerodynamic
what is avn
someone should call this the olson twins
there are schools that spank still?
wonder if they spank bare.
Quill18 was onto some weird shit.
Serious kek
That's the ultimate purpose of cringe threads
Imagine the stink on that
Wtf is tsundere? Is everyone expected to understand gookese?
When someone loves you but expresses it through being mean
>Listen, buddy
>Kittys got claws
>bucko
damn she's almost as cringey as him.
hahaha this is the best one so far
>100% Enemy
yo my sides hahaha
hellotalk
Rollerino
>SoS
NaziTrannyAdm's server,cringe and cringe
ah the good old mole man. I havent seen him being posted here for a while. thanks
>mfw 70% of this thread is non-image posts
Wow, for a second there I thought those were my words. Uncanny.
This is comedy, you guys just don't get it. He's lampooning the fedoras that ask for toasty buns on facebook and brag about their IMMENSE sex life.
hello titty boy
no, he not home
phetal alco syndrome
thats actually kinda endearing
feminine penis roll
Fuck haha
The gods have abandoned us..
Like a rancid piss diaper wrapped in aluminum foil.
Jesus Christ that Jake Paul haircut.
Better chance than you pally, not me. Lol you feel it needs to be mentioned. You're like the class tattle tale, so cringe
future psychopath
rollerino
I can smell this picture.