Going to kill myself tomorrow night. Looking for the cheapest (and hopefully painless) way to get the job done.
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Going to kill myself tomorrow night. Looking for the cheapest (and hopefully painless) way to get the job done
Blake Smith
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Levi Scott
Don't do it. Suicide is the biggest most selfish cunty decision you could ever make. You're not doing it to you. You're doing it to everyone else in your life. Your friends. Your family. Your mother. Your father. Your fucking dogs, mate. Who's going to feed your dogs? You're snuffing out a life that could mean a great deal to someone else, all because YOU don't care anymore. That's fucking low.
Brayden Thompson
Do it
Henry Lopez
I'm over here living with bipolar 1 disorder, no job, no friends or girlfriend and you want to die? I have less to live for but I find a reason to keep going forward with my shit-tier life. I'd rather kill someone than kill myself. Stop being a baby and pull through the depression and I know in-between the depression is the most likely time one would kill themselves. SUCK IT UP.
Ryder Smith
>This
But when my mom and aunt die. Suicide is definitely on the table.
Julian Butler
Not sure if this is pasta but Ill bite.
I live alone, no pets, Im already a massive disappointment to my parents, broke, unemployed, am currently a few weeks from homelessness and a few days from starvation. I havent slept in 3 days. I have bipolar disorder on top of depression, anxiety, ADHD, and a slew of other shit. I've literally despised myself since I was around 7 years old.... And suddenly its like I dont care to fix it anymore. Ive been fighting my whole life trying to find a reason to keep going, and I really dont feel like doing it anymore.
Call me selfish, I know Im going to break my friends' hearts. And it hurts to do this, but I feel like I've let them all know enough where it should soften the blow a little.
Jose Carter
painless?
Live like a bitch die like a bitch.
Benjamin Hill
Just take you regurgitated shitty response and go stuff it up your ass. Quit parroting dumb stuff
What is selfish is expecting a person to continue living when they have no quality of life. Most people's lives that are already on the verge of suicide will NEVER get better. If you believe in bodily autonomy and freedom then morally you can't tell someone not to kill themselves. It's their life. Nothing selfish about getting off a shitty ride if you need to
Aiden Bennett
Nitrogen tank and mask. Only pain is the pain of waiting 2-4 minutes.
Jacob Morris
Sorry it's come to this, man.
If you wanna do it safely then use helium, just off a building, or put a gun in your mouth. I wouldn't wanna try any other way because I wouldn't want to fail and be a vegetable.
I hope the next life treats you better than this one
Nathan Morris
Especially a ride you didn't ask to get on
Chase Moore
This
Jackson Sullivan
You can't get better if you don't try. Telling someone that killing themselves is the proper answer is a bullshit thing to do, and you're a fucking terrible person for even entertaining the idea.
Owen Reed
Exactly. I'll never understand how people think you have an obligation to do anything let alone live when no asked for any of this. Existence is just pain for some unfortunately
Ryan Jenkins
There's only so much trying one can do. You should trust someone when they say they've had enough. You're an objectively terrible person to expect someone to live a grueling, meaningless existence when they don't want to.
Owen Morgan
>massive disappointment to my parents
Imagine that feel after their user has died. Disappointing or not, they're going to care. They'll spend the rest of their lives wondering what they could've done to help you. Wondering why you chose to take that path, rather than ask for help, or try to get better.
I sympathise with you, and understand you're in a shitty spot. But there's always help out there. Even if it comes from a bullshit forum like Yea Forums, where most people tell you to kill yourself, but things can change. There are good people out there, and there's certainly people out there that want to see you succeed.
What did you do for a living, before becoming unemployed?
Adrian White
I suffered through depression myself. To the point of a suicide attempt, and I'll tell you right now, it isn't what it is in the movies, or what you dream up in your head. I put a gun to my head, pulled the trigger, and the gun didn't go off. I immediately vomited fucking everywhere. It was a gigantic goddamned disgusting mess. Then I proceeded to cry. I ended up talking to one of my mates about it, and all of a sudden, it became glaringly apparent how much people actually care about you. Just that alone gave me the drive to continue the ride. It may be shitty, but it got better for me. And I hold out hope for every other person in the same boat.
Elijah Rivera
If you want to kill yourself thats fine, to be honest it wasnt until recently when I read some girl who got raped in Norway opted for assisted suicide because she just felt dead inside after that traumatic event, you know what OP usually its our circumstances that create our state of mind, but feeling worthless because we don't move or are good enough for other people is a childish mentality. I can only suggest 1 thing that I myself want to do, leave everything and everyone behind from where I currently am and go out and venture into the world and see what it teaches me and if after all that my nihilistic point of view remains the same, then put the barrel of a gun next to your head and pull the trigger, but before then go see the world, we got nothing to lose right ?
Brandon Brooks
Thanks for the serious responses. Not sure how I feel about helium/Nitrogen. Might end up jumping off a cliff or something. I live in the suburbs, theres really no buildings tall enough.
I get where youre coming from but theres a lot more shit thats gone on in life. I know this is going to hurt both of them but Ive asked for help before about 3 years ago when I was in a similarly emotionally devoid spot, things got better for a little while but things always go back to normal.
I was an electrician. I finished my apprenticeship and got laid off. I dont even have enough money to take the test to get my license.
And tbh the thought of doing this shit for another 40 years just makes me want to end it more. Im only 24 and Im slowly destroying my body
Alexander Richardson
lol cant even chamber a round kys
Austin Torres
just go out with a bang kill some fuckers then off yourself
would you rather die crying or with the biggest adrenaline rush of your life?
Mason Barnes
Electricians are among the highest paid of skilled labour. Where do you live?
Wyatt Wood
It was a revolver, nigger. The round was bad.
Aaron Bell
My wife suffers from depression, she struggles every day to fight... I try to help but never know the reules of engagement,
Get yourself so professional help. Depression and all that shit is a monster you cannot fight alone.
Hunter Richardson
are you a fag? I might or not help you with this. yes I know easy ways
Justin Hall
Im all set. I may hate myself but Im not a monster.
Connecticut. Not exactly the greatest place to be in the trades or in the middle class in general
Angel Reyes
If you're intelligent enough to rationally contemplate ending your own existence, the world needs you to stay alive.
So, too bad. Join the Marines, get strong, learn some skills, shoot things, make some friends, go on some trips to cool places, see that the world is big and full of awesome shit to see.
Any purpose that keeps you alive is a worthwhile purpose, no matter how bullshit and temporary
Liam Hall
this
and you also get to fuck a ton of foreign women
Ayden Clark
>join the marines
Ive thought about this a lot actually, but Im already 24, Im about as thin as a board at this point and on top of mental health issues my knees are absolutely shot from the trades.
Jonathan Lewis
french foreign legion
Levi Cooper
Fuck you, you're selfish. How dare you try to chain someone else's life into this pit for decades on end of unhappiness for your sake?
Luke Sanchez
You never look forward to tomorrow? Or how about next week? Maybe next year? You're so sedentary that your whole existence is pointless? Is the only joy you find in your terrible life trying to convince other people to end theirs, all for some weird satisfaction? Perhaps you're trying to live vicariously through them. If life is so shitty, why haven't YOU killed yourself?
Owen Sanders
It' either scape bag or scape mask
The bag is almost free, and the mask takes a little money (around 50 or so usd) and effort, but it is painless if done correctly.
Also,don't do it, live is good no mather what,you're just inthe wrong part of the planet, just move.
Evan James
>If life is so shitty, why haven't YOU killed yourself?
Because you just made up a bunch of bizarre 100% assumptions straight from your gaping ass
You do not get to decide for someone else that they -have to live for decades- and still call someone else selfish. How maniacally narcisstic and lacking in self awareness. What gives you the right to even suggest such a thing? What do you think you are?
Lucas Campbell
>What do you think you are?
Someone who genuinely cares and wants to see this user turn his life around.
Leo Reed
Shotgun to chest, i read that once
Zachary James
Just with this app link bait shit op..
Aiden Parker
Fuck what you want. It's not about how you feel or what you want. It is not your place to interfere. It is not yours to hijack and interject your will into. It is not about you. How dare you try to make it so?
Gavin Collins
Don't do it user!
Joshua Cook
>Being this new
Michael Campbell
Fukn go wait for a train u dumb mother fucker. U spineless cunt..how hard is it to get hit by a truck.. I'd tell you to fuck off and die...but we all know it's a big fukn fail for you.cunt...you fukn cream pie failing mother cock snot.
Adrian Collins
If you’re seriously on your way out why aren’t you taking a degenerate Hollywood celeb or political figure with you? Genuinely curious.
Aiden Gray
I figure Im going to be causing enough pain to the people in my own life, theres no need to cause any more in someone else's.
Jacob Bailey
Helium
Not the most dignified way to go but you're going to be dead so who cares.
Good luck!
William Thomas
Why do you dumb faggots always say this shit every few days of the week? Is it that hard to think of quick, painless ways to kill yourself? Jump off of something high, shoot yourself, overdose. but anyways, don't do it. Fucking silly goose.
Leo Scott
Liv strem?
Dominic Clark
Not only is there a shortage of helium, but manufacturers have added oxygen to the helium they sell to the public because so many anhero
Connor Adams
STANLEY! You call your friend an asshole liek a normal kid!
& it's every day, at least 8 tiems, here
Nolan Peterson
The almighty hi point awaits you
Henry Morales
Go eat your caviar u fukn larp
Sebastian Lewis
helium and a bag around your head
Tyler Moore
You don't understand what you said
Jonathan Gutierrez
You decide. The people that love you will hate you. The people that hate you will love the first 1/2 hour. Then you just disappear. Or you can sort out the shit in your life that needs help and just fly with it. Life isn't perfect. But it's worth it. Decide what you like in life and just push for it.
Isaac Edwards
Jaxon Barnes
>manufacturers have added oxygen to the helium
What a bunch of jerks
Joseph Price
>sh cunty decision you could ever make. You're not doing it to you. You're doing it to everyone else in your life. Your friends. Your family. Your mother. Your father. Your fucking dogs, mate. Who's going to feed your dogs? You're snuffing out a life that could mean a great deal to someone else, all because YOU don't care anymore. That's fucking low.
this
but if you are gonna do it why not go out swinging?
>free solo a cliff
>try a 1 in a million extreme stunt
>climb to the top of a grand mountian and jump off on live stream
>try to shoot up a gang house
>kill a corrupt politician
The world is your's man. and hey if you think these ideas are stupid .. well then, maybe you shouldn't kill your self.
Noah Gonzalez
french foreign legion, ya retard
Camden Turner
Suicide is stupid. Life has good and bad moments, life is made for those good moments. Sure sometimes the good moments take a while to arrive, but if you had no good moments left you’d already be dead.
Aiden Hughes
I hate the relationship with my wife. I gave our wedding day a 40% of consummating the relationship. I had to separate love from sex. Our daughter will be born as a science experiment. It sucks. But you have to determine priorities. She had miscarriage. So my kiddo cost 20k. I'm left wondering if this was the best path.
Ayden Watson
Just do some psychedelics instead.
Noah Garcia
this
Levi Hughes
OP here. Had many experiences in the past with shrooms/LSD. For a time I thought I was finding answers, but after a while I started learning less and was just using it as an escape from reality or a way to get fucked up.
Psychadelics are a beautiful thing - in moderation.
Jayden Thomas
Do you on any meds for the ADHD or anything else?
I have ADHD, I take meds for it. I also have been super depressed for ages. Recently I got a new doctor who wanted to test different meds. And wow it has really helped me. But idk how it is with the other symptoms if its those that make you depressed.
The meds name is: Elvanse
Idk if help but just dont kill yourself its not worth it.
Cameron Cruz
What the fuck is that
I dont speak French and learning a new language isnt exactly on my list of priorities at the moment
Juan Ross
Its funny I was on Ritalin and Concerta as a kid and had the same problem, it made me WAY more depressed than I already was. I was on Adderall for a little while and it was better, but I stopped re-upping my prescription
Ethan Carter
Wat do?
Go outside, go on a run, do something different. You cannot sit around in life and expect things to change you actively have to try.
Don't do it man, It leaves a bigger void than you'll ever know.
Kayden Moore
Don't do it.
But if you must then hanging is quick and iirc relatively painless.
Nathaniel Barnes
Inject heroin and jump off a mountain. Experience pure joy before your brains spatter the earth
Mason Lopez
Cameron Taylor
See a pastor or go to a church. Get into religion mate. Trust me, it gave me a purpose in life, and let me meet people and get opprtunities to get my shit together.
Eli Collins
shotgun
Leo Smith
>force yourself to believe this made up shit so you can delude yourself about how your terrible life is "great"
Death is better
Nolan King
I feel you on this. The last few times with psychedelics have been empty. I always had such profound introspection but not anymore. I think I got everything out of it that I needed.
Wish we could've been friends, opie. You sound like a really smart person.
Sebastian Cruz
This