Who’s your LEAST proudest fuck?

sauce

your

mom.

YM YD MH MD

I'm proud of all of them because
A) doesn't matter, had sex
B) even the worst girls I've fucked have been really really good lays so the sex was still amazing.

I'll put my sauce on your mom

Your mom.

Your dad

post sauce fag
i need to fap to... whatever genitals she got

you fucking idiot.

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lucky you. i've fucked some chicks that were really awful lays...

Didn’t actually fuck but this little mexican girl i hooked up with for a one night stand while i lived in the dorms.

First night i ever met her and i got shit faced on gin like i did most weekends. Somehow she ends up back in my room and I cannot get it hard enough to stick it in her. End up rolling out of bed and pretending i am asleep. Thankfully she takes the cue and leaves my room. Never talked to her again even though i would see her around for the next few months. I thought she gave me sn std for a while cause my penis hole hurt but everything was negative. I think i was trying to stick it in with a limp dick too aggressively and scratched some sensitive areas

my mom

Lucky you. I dated three girls in a row who were just fucking awful in bed, and swore off sex and dating after that. 9 years and I don't miss it. Girls look nice for a few years, but the rest of their lives are a fucking horrorshow.

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lol are you me?

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idk maybe?

that's where you fucked up. skip the dating part and you'll be fine.

> Be me,21
> I play babyfoot at bar with a friend.
> 2 girls join us
> We play all the night
> Kiss one of these girl (7/10) before leave and I grab her by the hand.
> She follows me at home
> We have sex
> She left at the morning
> I never said a single word, not even my name.

Introvert win

Dj announced "last call for alcohol" all my mates had a bird except for me, I spin around the bar and grab a fat, ugly willing cunt. I'm pissed to the gills mate, I bang this whale of a lobber in top of an ac unit. And we're just going at it right, and her heavy lard as breaks the guard between her ass and the AC coming blades. Chop chop chop, her ass gets cut up and so I hurry up trying to nut but I can't cause now there's too much distraction. Turn around and didn't realize I was pretty damn close to the sidewalk and had a few people gather around us, spectating and shit. I see my ex, this hot cunt from Ecuador in the crowd and our eyes meet and realize what a shame and loss it was to have lost her and that I'll never get her back and saw her holding hands with this douchey Spanish bloke that everyone hates coz he's a rich narcissistic cunt that needs to be set fire to. Fuck me, I'm drunk man

kek dude, you might be an alcoholic

Honestly Fucked Angelina Castro. She made my legs sore and all she did was Bitch and complain

>She made my legs sore and all she did was Bitch and complain
Dude.. you were not paying attention she was saying "Wrong hole, wrong hole"

She doesn’t do anal
Side note if youre thinking of fucking a pornstar don’t theyre stretched out so much, or at least she was

my snake

>She doesn’t do anal

That is why she was complaining "wrong hole, wrong hole".
Nest time pay attention!

>This
I've banged a few dogs in my day. The sex was great. In the dark it really is the same hamburger.

Probably. Around that ssme time i went to a party where a bunch of niggers were. I kept calling them niggers to a friend of mine that was there in a very loud tone. Can’t believe I didn’t get beat up

Mike is that you?

Nope, not Mike but I recognize niggers like he does

weird hippy girl. probably a teenager I was 24 at the time. I was at a rave and she kept grabbing at my cock and biting my neck (we ended up alone in a tent somehow at an outdoor weekend long show). I was pretty fucked up but I kept turning her down. She started crying about how her boyfriend couldnt get it up and she just wanted attention. (not verbatim but that was the basic point.) She kept asking me what I wanted her to do so I told her to suck my cock. She did and was pretty good at it. Swallowed it all and kept trying to kiss me. I told her to stop and she just kept saying how she wanted to fuck. She basically put my hand on her insanely wet pussy and I got hard again. I told her the only way I'd be able to keep it up was if I went in raw (which was actually true). I reamed her for like 20 minutes while she came everywhere I assume, the spot she was laying on was soaked so i dunno. Eventually I was able to cum again and I shot it all inside her. Finally she passed out and I stole a bunch of MDMA and pot out of her backpack. Met up with friends on the other side of the field and never saw her again.

Her

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best win

If true, that's good shit user

Your mom

A friends wife. Ugly and a bitch, but having her so hot for my cock was a turn on.

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Can't say I'm not proud cause she was fucking amazing. But this is the ugliest chick I've ever dumped a load into.

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