My name is Yuzz Bightlear

My name is Yuzz Bightlear.
>To instinctually, anal beads gone.
Also, YLYL thread, Cringy Faggot Edition.

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Hey, what did the street cop say the polka-dotted nun? Nothing, he was too busy fucking her corpse after braining her with his nightstick, not to mention his baton afterward.

What did the flatulent giraffe say to the 3-balled elephant? Not much, he was too busy shitting on the elephants dick.

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Niggers tongue my anus while the traps be busting heinous (nuts).

3 what? Testicles? Political parties? Patties on the burger?

My name is Uncle Gespacho, I want to jizz in your nachos.

Why did some unoriginal faggot feel the need to make this over again? The original is better. Fucking summerfags

Wasting away again in cringy faggotville, searching for my dubs posted and porn. Some people claim that one day Yea Forums used to be good but we know, this fucking place was never good.... Doo doo doo doo doooo.

Worst ylyl of 2019. Congrats. Kill yourself

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Niggers tongue your anus too, but the jokes on them, cuz you're a beak nosed Jew.

Only because nobody wants to post anything except "hurr durr why makes new memers" or "hey lets complain because I'm out of super absorbent tampons. Sorry kids, I failed you. Juju birds and vodka don't make an alchemy.

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Cranky was a faggot monkey, never gave any help in that game. Fuck your weak meme game faggot. Why, when I was your age I had already been a lover to Lon Chaney AND Bela Lugosi, I fucked OG Dracula AND Wolfman, so toodle woodles fucker.

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Your dubs are checked good sir. Thank you for your contribution. All hail the onion flavored anus specters.

Shit, I cringe from how hard I want to fuck one of these. I'd name her Bette Midler and sing "My Hero" while I drain my nuts into robo-Bette Midler.

They were actually. . .

>dub dubs

>drops mic and furiously masturbates

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Fun fact: I farted in your Dads pussy and 9 months later you were born. So glad we found each other finally.

dude same, id name mine Ratchel and scream its name as I just stand there all day while it sucks my seed out

Now you're talking. Its too bad I'll never fuck a Barbara Streisand fleshlight, shapes like her mouth and honking shnozz.

Don't cheat the semon demon!

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404, open mouth not found.

I
>mustache
you if this is close enough

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How much cum could a spaceman cum if a spaceman could cum in pies?

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