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>be me
>Sixx-teen at the time
>beta throat-virgin cuck with a scat fetish who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of toilets since middle school, when some turd ass fucked me
>have a younger sister who is 14 years old at this time
>my sister is poop crazy, really wants to date someone with IBS or Crohns disease
>announces that she's "getting shit on by someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to rape the guy anally.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, lanky emo kid with 80’s-style glam rock hairdo and hot topic belts/ chains (it’s Andy Sixx)
>visibly needs to use the bathroom
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the restroom"
>discuss for five or sixx minutes
>they go to the basement half-bath
>dad tells me that her throat "isn't going to last"
>sis comes back up stairs with brown shit stains all over her face and hair and shirt
>announces it was "creamy"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that Andy previously dated a Black Veil Brides groupie at Vans Warped Tour
>she's worried that he secretly wants this emo groupie girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"He’s not taking huge shits done my throat anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs and cums uncontrollably
> m f w my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first log of shit would go down her throat
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my god you are sick
how the fuck do you even come up with this stuff
Hey logfag, tell everyone about your:
1. failed reddit/discord/meme
2. faking your own outrage
3. creepy celebrity obsession
4. butthurt that you fail
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there are two main losers: the BRITFAG and the ANIMATERFAG
- they created a reddit and discord - both FAILED
- they spend 20+ hours a day trying to keep this alive
- neither works, they just post all day
- their threads are full of SAMEFAGGING
- if they didn't keep switching IPs and SHILLING for themselves, their threads die.
>notice how most log threads have no interaction, just spambot-style shilling.
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originally, they wanted to be like the naked banana - piss off newfags
but after a wihle, newfags stopped responding, so
THEY FAKE THEIR OWN OUTRAGE
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and when challenged, they try their best to distract, because the truth (that they samefag their own butthurt) proves how PATHETIC they are
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these faggots obsess over many celebs: Andy, Billie, Ellen, etc.
the andy thing was borne of their creepy celebrity obsession
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this is the kind of obsessed fag that sadly eventually kills his 'love'
that makes these obsessed losers DANGEROUS
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oh, and let's not forget how mad they get when criticized
>"when they mess with me, i'll angrily respond with 'grow up!'"
originally, they stuck to their response, but sometimes they lose their temper
and threaten you and get butthurt
AND THEY GET HUMILIATED
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>"i'm not mad, you're mad GRRR!!!"
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but above all, these losers are MENTALLY ILL
1. deny reality: nobody else cares
2. rationalize their obsession: if you care to mock them, you must be more obsessed than them!
3. cry when you mock them
just tell them
TAKE
YOUR
MEDS
logposter lies and loses the argument. a bunch of anons jump in and point out how much of a LIAR the logposter is, and all he can do is try a debate tactic of repeating the same thing, hoping his LIES will work.
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MORE LIKE ACTUAL "POO" STORY INBOUND AMIRITE?? LOL
ha ha!
Youre the log faggot false flagging shut the fuck up faggot
>shut the fuck up faggot
stay mad logfag, you cannot dilute your LIES
YOURE THE LOGFAG I WAS CALLING YOU OUT ON YOUR SAMEFAG FALSE FLAG FAGGOT TRASH
stay mad animater faggot, you cannot dilute your LIES
like your faggot HOAX
This movie rn what have we been doing?
YOUR animater man you fucking faggot stop pretending
you're right, I'm animaterr man, and I suck massive cocks and I like to spend my entire day making videos about my celebrity obsession. I want to have homosexual encounters with Andy Biersack and i've spent the last few years obsessing about it and convincing a bunch of other losers to follow me along this obsession.
I also created those fake Billie Eilish images so that others can believe that she is responsible. I do that because I desperately need attention. This is why I want you to watch my youtube channel and give me money so I can create the wix site again.
I am just so obsessed that whenever someone exposes my lies, I get mad and tell them
>grow up
because that triggers the newfags.
it makes me mad that the logless shill is totally owning me. I wish he would just accept my love of shit and leave me to convince other losers to eat shit like I desire to.
please, be kind to me, let me keep doing this. let me keep recruiting losers to my cause. please. my reddit and discord servers are drying up because nobody wants to play with me and my obsession anymore!
please be kind!
>create the wix site again
He didnt even make that kek
>this obsessed and rustled over poop
yikes, kek
kek
makes sense actually.
this faggot spends too much time making all those retard videos, he needs to get out more and use those skills on something that might actually make him money.
I don't get why all of you are so surprised. these faggots are why Yea Forums is so shitty. they're worse than newfags because they're oldfags that are using the shit they learned to shitpost and distort things.
i've seen this faggot make 20 or 30 posts in one day, and nobody does nothing. if they're getting banned now, well, it's about time, but these faggots are literally the cancer that is killing Yea Forums.
they should bring back the anonymous usernames so we can see when they samefag and when they try to exploit their anonymity to shill for their own message.
and shilling, these faggots got called on it early on, and they always reuse the criticisms leveled at them in hopes that they can diminish their impact. nobody's falling for their pathetic games, though.
fuck this faggot, someone needs to kill him and delete his youtube channel
how so?
so i used to agree with logposting because i thought it would outshine the trap and nigger threads, but in reality, all it did was a race to the bottom. fuck this shill and his nigger videos
what a faggot