Hey b/ros. Joining armed forces. Which branch do you recommend? and why?

i have over 120 iq. i can learn anything really. is intel part of airforce?

Unless you’re marsoc, don’t expect too much killing. However, you’ll see combat before the other branches. Despite what other people say, marines are far more clean cut and held at a WAY higher standard than other branches. Don’t believe me? You’ll see at meps.

depends (pic related)

but if u don't want 2 suffer, becoming a buddhist monk might b a better idea

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Jesus so you're just a retarded little fuck, huh?

Join the Coast Guard so when your crewmates get sick of your shit they can just pop you overboard and call it a day.

you're on Yea Forums. you're as scum as the rest of us.

thought about that too. are you one? or were you? how would I go about that?

Saddest shit I ever saw were air force people trying to enlist while were sweat pants and baggy sweaters, they lacked presentation. People don’t see that as a big deal, but it 100% is because they aren’t respected the way other branches are. Won’t name which branches but I’m sure you can figure it out.

cmon u know it aint really like that lol

In short, join the corps. You’ll be respected differently and your title will actually hold weight because you didn’t go through a 7 week bitchass bootcamp to join. Not to mention, if you had a fight to the death with other branches then you would 100% win.

go to the chair force.
english majors are pussies.
no room for you in the army, usmc, or navy.
not even sailors are that gay.

everyone's a bad ass behind a computer. but don't worry i'm sure you're different.

did you serve, faggot?

I was 22 when I joined the USMC. Best decision ever. Condition your body now for boot while you can and you’ll be good.

nah - just something i always wanted 2 do. if u want 2 become one, each monastery has its own requirements, but i was always interested in zen mountain monastery in new york - they seem 2 have a good program for becoming one... this guy youtube.com/user/yuttadhammo liek spends part of the year at monasteries in other countries somehow O.O

why? how old r u now?
have u seen combat?
what sects are available?
which r u in?

I joined because I got tired of what I was doing. I was a smart guy in college but I couldn’t sit in a classroom all day. I decided to join because I wanted some new shit in life and i wanted to fuck Japanese women. I’m 24 now. Never seen combat where I was targeted directly but have seen light conflict. I do plan on going to A&S. I’m an infantry man.

I was in the Navy for 4 years and traveled around the Pacific and enjoyed it but if your not into travel and want a easy money go Airforce.

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branches are pretty much the same, after iet. depends upon your job and additional skills. i have five additional skills, that's how i made rank.

Beta cuck spotted.

nope

“In over 50 years”

Lmao. Found the guy who thinks he knows more about operations than operators themselves. Stay comfy big boi.

most popular opinion seems to be airforce. I am a smart guy. i feel like i'd be missing on the bad-assery of training if i go airforce.

there's just been a nuke blast, quick, which way do you run? i guess you's need to ask one of us ex-military welfare queens who know how to simplified fallout prediction. fuckstain. why don't you go lick a libtard's asshole?

nice dubs. I think i get it. USMC if i want to travel and kick ass.

Airforce if I wanna stay close and safe.

Imagine you have two buckets sitting in front of you, one labeled "balls", one labeled "brains". Each already has one point in it, because you'll need that to enlist anywhere. Now imagine you've got 3 more points to divide between the buckets. How do you do it to describe yourself?

3 points in "balls"? Be a marine. There are smart marines but you don't need smarts, just balls. Even if you're a woman.

2 in "balls", 1 in "brains"? Army for you, mate. The marines outsource their smart-guy jobs to the navy, but the army needs to do all that themselves. And it still takes a lot of guts to do infantry, no matter the service.

2 in "brains", 1 in "balls"? Navy time. You need to be smart to succeed in such s technical service, but you also need the balls to withstand being trapped below the waterline in a ship that sinks if you don't hold it together.

3 in "brains"? Aim high and join the Chair, AIR Force. There are ballsy guys in there, mostly pilots and special ops, but mostly you need the smarts to handle the most technical of services. And you get to live a cushy life slightly more dangerous than living in any major city.

Answer for yourself.

fucking love it man. thank you.
what if i want more balls. or more braings?
or do i just go in with what i have?

Air Force is full of cucks that gas out at half a mile and can’t lift their own body weight.

Go with what you have. The services will enhance what they need, but if you don't have it going in you'll only suffer.

that's the impression i'm understanding. what do u think about the pay gap then? not worth it?

Yeah of course. Ask to take the DLAB

Insecure cuck detected.
Why would it matter what most people are like of you're not a pussy? Why would you be afraid of being a strong fish in a pond full of pussies

you sound like a loser
ARMY bro

will do. thank you.

thanks for the constructive feedback.

Navy
Go all over the world good chance if something does happen you won't fucking die. That or airforce as a crewman.

No prob. It's a language course, they teach you either Russian, Chinese, Urdu, Pashto, Korean, Spanish, Hebrew, MSA, or levantine or a few others and then you get your TS clearance and do some cool shit. I just finished training and it was long as fuck but a really cool experience. There's no enlisted job like this, it's really the tippy top of what an airman can be

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Everybody will shit on me for this comment, but you might want to run this same question by the /r/military forum on Reddit as well.