>mfw celeb thread
Mfw celeb thread
Anthony Perez
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Carter Murphy
>mfw u don't post a celeb's nudes
Kayden Martin
Easton Hill
Jace Scott
Brody Phillips
Julian Gutierrez
but i do
Matthew Anderson
Parker Johnson
William Lewis
Lucas Stewart
Christopher Peterson
Gavin Flores
Zachary Allen
this slut owns my cock
Kevin Murphy
Squeezing my cock until it's purplish-blue for sexy Kourt
Jordan Clark
this pic is so big that i can even imagine the smell
Josiah Hill
Brandon Perez
fug, tight
Aiden Lopez
Andrew Allen
Bad thread.
Ayden Martinez
Jacob Campbell
Joshua Gray
make it better then
Chase Gutierrez
>Bad thread.
Joseph Long
Grayson Lee
Easton Morales
>Squeezing my cock until it's purplish-blue for sexy Kourt
Jaxon Morales
Parker Hernandez
Andrew Williams
James Harris
Zachary Hall
Jack Cook
James Brown
Just post the celeb pics quicker so the logtaker can't keep up
Asher Martin
Good man.
That fucking one piece... hhnnnnnggg!
Caleb Howard
Mason Adams
Jose Garcia
Gabriel Bennett
Luis Walker
>That fucking one piece... hhnnnnnggg!
I took this as a threat, have fun talking to Agent Daniel tomorrow.
i fully intend to bug-in and mag dump on anyone and everyone that comes a knockin until im out of food water and ammo
Seriously dude, I'm finding all sorts of shit just from searching your name You fucked up mini-Haus
I could be a gay homosecueeal male you don’t know my life
is there internet in heaven
God bless you :)
Fuck
>1 post by this ID Ommmmm -Op finna get issued his mil-spec toilet brush...
That's OK this board doesn't trust habbening larpers
I speak as one of a few hundred involved. Human necessities like food, water, clothes, gasmasks, firearms, and anything that may increase your odds of survival against human war and anomalies of yet unknown design. Best of luck to you all, kindest regards.
I'm in telepathic communication with the Nbiru invasion force's leader. I can answer any questions for the next 20 minutes of so.
You gleamed all of this from a request to up recruitment...?
well, here's to hoping I suppose
on a Sunday Afternoon user? Doubt.
maybe he's OP and therefore a faggot
trips or no happening
Kek
fuck you cunt
Hahaha faggot. I sold my belongings and now live out of my car with my kids in the desert because we can't risk this user being accurate. Get rekt in the city kook.
Kek
>are you white/black hat? >Timeframe?-this is critical, I have family about to travel >"anomalies of yet unknown design." More info, please? Is this enjoyable for you user?
Belittling the weak/unfortunate for the sake of trying to convince yourself that your life is palatable yields bad karma user.
Jaxon Robinson
>Good man.
There’s only one problem Trump is NOT trying to start war with Iran.
sure it is shekelberg
Those people aren’t important. Otherwise they wouldn’t be dead.
cuz user told me to
...so i been using that word wrong, all this time...
Is Sessions finally being activated?
Plague that wipes out all of asia?
>benis Checks out. So -will there be any benis on niburu?
You cant do that user, y- you just cant do that...
Wuh-oh!
>mfw I'll just board up the only opening to my place, point the 12g at the door with slugs, and see how many bodies I could drop before I'm overrun. I'll be highly disappointed if the happening is called off, I have a lot of slugs and know about their over penetrating properties for maximum collaterals.
Funnily enough, someone about 2 hours ago right around 6pm shot a gun around five times into a crowd of people at the gay pride parade in DuPont circle, Washington DC which caused a stampede and mass hysteria. My SO was on a cig break and was a few yards away from the guy and called me bc I was 3 blocks away. Coincidence ? I THINK NOT
>shit is about to hit the fan >OP accidentally posts his name in a fit of stress and worrying One possible scenario, I guess. Don't know how likely it is.
>guerilla recruiting on Yea Forums
Is it alien invaders or meteor strike? I noticed a huge increase on ufo sightings these last days. Anyway, what do you expect to fight? rioters? invaders?
i fully intend to bug-in and mag dump on anyone and everyone that comes a knockin until im out of food water and ammo
Kek I bet they get a gorillion threat tips a day. If they are from a user with a Yea Forums cookie, it probably goes straight into the recycling bin
Noah Reed
Levi Walker
hnghh Kim
Blake Price
New fag how do i post a pic
Daniel Rodriguez
explain?
>Clinton is getting arrested for murder tomorrow.
cuz user told me to
Underrated.
Shut up and post tits, slut.
No biggy
>posts full name on /pol/ Might regret that one, big guy.
the living will envy the dead. op is never wrong. the end ofdays is nigh
>mfw recruiter lied to me about mos and it was assigned at meps >mfw I was forced into combat engineering >mfw my score was a 95 but they had no good slots open
nigger jew
It’s about goddamn time
Email me [email protected]
whats happening and how do you know?
Gun owner of America only buys soviet bloc weapons?
Since when were staffies allowed to be recruiters? Thought you had to be E7 to do that bullshit task. Also, why the fuck would you put your name on this Norwegian basket weaving board? Fucking throwing opsec out the window huh?
im honestly ok with dying anytime now. im not looking forward to any of the video games coming out
i dont understand how youre going to get more dudes to meps without begging. you basically take walk ins
GCP dot is now yellow! HAPPENING SOON HOLD ON BOYS!!!!!
take your meds schizo
I have a question. Why are you so gay?
Show pussy
every year i go to Portland with my wife and stay with her in laws in the summer. The last several years I've been getting really nervous thinking some shit might go down and I won't have any guns.
Nathaniel Scott
on a Sunday Afternoon user? Doubt.
I wish something would fucking happen on this clown planet
You got me this time
Happens to the best of us, m8.
There’s only one problem Trump is NOT trying to start war with Iran.
Gun owner of America only buys soviet bloc weapons?
Have sex
Metaphor I hope. But probably a larp.
That's not the same image file larpfag
Weird happening.
i bring large knives
Is it alien invaders or meteor strike? I noticed a huge increase on ufo sightings these last days. Anyway, what do you expect to fight? rioters? invaders?
reveal yourself glownog, tell us what the fun part is
I LOVE living nowhere near large population centers. I pray all the city dwellers die a horrible slow death AKA getting raped in the nostrils by feral niggers.
K
Kek
I could be a gay homosecueeal male you don’t know my life
We're all around you user. t. Native Portlander
let's stay hopeful :)
Ty user was about to post
Oh bravo...10/10 larp. Josh sure is going to be pissed at you
red skull poster is funny but always wrong
I want to believe, but I no longer know the difference between patience and apathy.
I have a question. Why are you so gay?
Zachary Diaz
it's all over.. op is never wrong
You forgot to throw a "big black co.." in there, n00b.
Lady liberty drowns in the bay. Statue of ishtar falls for good.
This guy sent me and other anons to a jewish cartoon porno last thread he posted
GCP dot is now yellow! HAPPENING SOON HOLD ON BOYS!!!!!
fake and gay
In America, all guns are fun for naked time.
>scratching out the contact info instead of masking it with rectangles Thanks, we'll run a partial text match
He's gay and mentally ill he has no answer for you
yes he is you fucking nigger
explain?
cuz user told me to
>...so time time travel too, eh? It's possible there is some kind of dimensional rift interfering with my comm channel. But overall, I'm getting a strong desire for penis when I tune into your frequency.
Some things are not necessary to say...
No that’s me, I’m a recruiter in South Carolina, I would show something more serious but I don’t trust this board enough to reveal more classified personal identification
Kek I bet they get a gorillion threat tips a day. If they are from a user with a Yea Forums cookie, it probably goes straight into the recycling bin
GODSPEED
I sacrifice a beer to Poseidon every week in hopes that the subduction zone will pop.
what if i dont have any of that shit, can i just hop on the bus to meps and get muh raifu
>tribunals
Most likely forgot it and the CO threw his spare filter at him to use.
I can confirm, i tribunal just flew over my house.
every year i go to Portland with my wife and stay with her in laws in the summer. The last several years I've been getting really nervous thinking some shit might go down and I won't have any guns.
That's not the same image file larpfag
Bruh
Have sex
Kek
dailymail.co.uk
I am a security guard and I have been noticing the winds change.... get out of the cities while you can I can tell you it’s goong to
Dylan Price
My fucking cum is hot and swirly white
for that sexy Kourt
Jacob Edwards
Carter Richardson
>funnily
I have a question. Why are you so gay?
good one
Sneaky, saw just one of the tabs, figured it out
I just realized.. the name detective calabrese sounds very familiar...
Haha I audibly kek’d at this. Like the one day the BBC shills are late for their 9 o’clock posting, then sure enough the blacked rimpill threads show up hahahah
>Sadly
Look up >NYPD Detective Joseph Calabrese >NYPD Deputy Chief Steven Silks >Frmr AR State Sen. Linda Collins >Frmr OK State Sen. Jonathan Nichols
Hey nigger, wasn't 'It Habbening' this past Thursday too? >Business Card = Proof
HE IS NOT LYING THEY ARE THERE ITS HAPPENING!!!! youtube.com
Nice larp fag
We're all around you user. t. Native Portlander
Email me [email protected]
fug
im in middle of nowhere bitchute.com
>Recruitment has gone to Q tier larps about societal collapse tomorrow because the numbers to support any Iran/Venezuela/WW3 are too low to sustain conventional warfare
Not in a city, so what do?
Right meow!
let's stay hopeful :)
>1 post by this ID Ommmmm -Op finna get issued his mil-spec toilet brush...
ha, based
i bring large knives
...so i been using that word wrong, all this time...
>Do you know where you're at? Fuckin 10/10 reference mate!
GODSPEED
Eli Phillips
I could be a gay homosecueeal male you don’t know my life
I hate you
Bruh
*glean
No one with any sense is in a city in the first place.
I’m staying
on a Sunday Afternoon user? Doubt.
Ty user was about to post
the gcpdot just sailed down the street outside my house
> I know many people have used this meta but this is something out of this world AYY LMAOS FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Is this what OP meant by, "this is something out of this world"? I think so.
Portland is a known stronghold so they're definitely going to get razed hard, Every /pol/ user will make the trek just to participate in the riots and raids
Carson Bell
I got your hhnngg right here!
Luke Turner
It’s about goddamn time
user stop forgetting to take your medication.
In America, all guns are fun for naked time.
You gleamed all of this from a request to up recruitment...?
fug
Show pussy
>scratching out the contact info instead of masking it with rectangles Thanks, we'll run a partial text match
Since when were staffies allowed to be recruiters? Thought you had to be E7 to do that bullshit task. Also, why the fuck would you put your name on this Norwegian basket weaving board? Fucking throwing opsec out the window huh?
It's 6pm and nothing had happened.
thanks for the heads up, just drove 6 hours to my safe house, thank goodness I made it in time
Nothing will happen faggot.
Think the movie "Aliens" only in your ball sack and not your abdomen.
This user is clearly a larper trying to get his Sarge spammed by spergs from /pol/
Email me [email protected]
fuck you in your fucking larping asshole you raging faggot. >inb4source
Is this what OP meant by, "this is something out of this world"? I think so.
Things have to get worse before they can get better.
As much as I hate commies they make good guns. Not the most accurate, ergonomical or efficient, but they just work and keep working.
Jayden Morgan
She's not a celeb. Not even close. Fuck off.
Nathaniel Martin
Also >inb4source
They were investigating her and getting ready to testify
I really really hope OP is not a faggot this time...but well, we know how this goes.
thanks for the heads up, just drove 6 hours to my safe house, thank goodness I made it in time
fuck you in your fucking larping asshole you raging faggot. >inb4source
can we publicly hang this happening faggot.?
GCP dot is now yellow! HAPPENING SOON HOLD ON BOYS!!!!!
There’s only one problem Trump is NOT trying to start war with Iran.
This guy sent me and other anons to a jewish cartoon porno last thread he posted
Please drop your unrealistic weight requirements in 5’11 and the weight is 187 Wich is bullshit this isn’t 1950s anymore
No one with any sense is in a city in the first place.
is there internet in heaven
I want to believe, but I no longer know the difference between patience and apathy.
Fake and gay.
I'm in telepathic communication with the Nbiru invasion force's leader. I can answer any questions for the next 20 minutes of so.
Maybe I'm remembering wrong and they need to do it get their E7? I swore it was grunt work post E7 promotion though. Been out too long
In America, all guns are fun for naked time.
we all have our kinks okay
Most likely someone got a recruiters card and just posted it.
Shit's going to get weird, but it's for the best.
stop wasting those guys time, they're busy selling drugs
If people are going to qualify the time, at least get it right. It’s EDT.
Kek
explain?
im honestly ok with dying anytime now. im not looking forward to any of the video games coming out
Is this because of the recent killings of 2 former senators and 2 NYPD detectives? Annndddd the response with the killing of Tony Rodham (Hillaries brother) who had a gold mine in Haiti and had both adult and child slaves? I wonder if those Anthony Weiner (((insurance files))) are about to get dumped??? I mean, do they want the Clinton mafia squad (that her father ran
Blake Jones
Aaron Gutierrez
>we smart naow? I haven't kms yet, so no.
user stop forgetting to take your medication.
We're all around you user. t. Native Portlander
Can I re-enlist if I got chaptered for drug abuse?
I was told disclosure was earlier this week. FISA disclosures last week, and on and on and on
>mfw someone is probably this stupid
K
Are they going to arrest the infamous hacker known as Yea Forums?
Dude it's Sunday. Chill the fuck out.
No one with any sense is in a city in the first place.
Email me [email protected]
Lady liberty drowns in the bay. Statue of ishtar falls for good.
To Ft benning? It would make sense, that’s where infantry, scouts, tankers and so on are trained.
thats all well and good but im sleeping in tommorow.
It’s about goddamn time
I am a security guard and I have been noticing the winds change.... get out of the cities while you can I can tell you it’s goong to be a big one Nibiru is coming to destroy earth
Jordan Allen
more naked kim!
Jacob Allen
wrong meta
Portland is a known stronghold so they're definitely going to get razed hard, Every /pol/ user will make the trek just to participate in the riots and raids
I’m already here, waiting for the great street junkie and commie purge to commence. Be sure to check in to claim your hunting sector, I would like everyone to enjoy their visit and not inadvertently take another’s quarry.
>Why are you so gay? Nbirueans are actually hermaphrodites.
trips or no happening
sure it is shekelberg
Sneaky, saw just one of the tabs, figured it out
2spooky4me
#s and Bolton does
HOLY FUCK MY FLYING HOUSE JUST GOT CENSORED
>mfw I'll just board up the only opening to my place, point the 12g at the door with slugs, and see how many bodies I could drop before I'm overrun. I'll be highly disappointed if the happening is called off, I have a lot of slugs and know about their over penetrating properties for maximum collaterals.
As somebody who has spoken with the FBI many times, you do yourself no favors. Frivolous reports like that one put you on their list for real, so enjoy :) Maybe we'll finally get to see that ass logo and its Canadian faggot post history disappear
No biggy
Ok yeah sure, definitely more credibile than the 6 gorillion other times this same kind of post was made.
Josh is cute lol xDDD
*glean
>mass rioting commences, Russia attacks the US because they see this as an opening Fugg. Personally, I welcome our Slavic overlords.
the night is darkest just before the dawn
also if they want people to meps by tomorrow they should already be in the vans and on the road
Maybe I'm remembering wrong and they need to do it get their E7? I swore it was grunt work post E7 promotion though. Been out too long
Not in a city, so what do?
>shit is about to hit the fan >OP accidentally posts his name in a fit of stress and worrying One possible scenario, I guess. Don't know how likely it is.
checked
i stand corrected. i have a reason to
Matthew Nguyen
Yes, I know. I need to get some new stickers to plaster on the antifa ones I see around SE. I was thinking honkler and some dead commie statement stickers. Possibly some other small ones to put in obscure places as well. It’s good for others to know they aren’t alone in this shitty place.
well, here's to hoping I suppose
>Clinton is getting arrested for murder tomorrow.
based
Implying this isn't the best time to be alive if it all goes down.
But he’s going to lose his career now. Why do that that’s the thing, he forgot to cover up his name on the card.
Kek
>khalid is now transgender >minsc is in a relationship with boo >jaheira raised from dead, will only have sex with orcs no thanks
whats happening and how do you know?
Is it alien invaders or meteor strike? I noticed a huge increase on ufo sightings these last days. Anyway, what do you expect to fight? rioters? invaders?
get out of the city
Nothing will happen faggot.
Those people aren’t important. Otherwise they wouldn’t be dead.
Hey recruiter guy. I'm an uneducated, lazy, fat fuck who happens to speak Mandarin. Can I rejoin the army?
I can confirm, i tribunal just flew over my house.
BECAUSE THE GUY WHOS NAME IS ON THE CARD ISN'T THE OP YOU RETARD. Jesus man don't reproduce.
Bruh
i dont understand how youre going to get more dudes to meps without begging. you basically take walk ins
fugg
>shit is about to hit the fan >OP accidentally posts his name in a fit of stress and worrying One possible scenario, I guess. Don't know how likely it is.
Reminds me of the post invasion era Army like 05-06, they were taking anyone that ha d apulse. Fucking straight up ghetto cholos and niggers throwing up gang tags in Iraqi cities, coming home and using their experience to train up other gang members etc. Shit was fucked.
fuck you cunt
To Ft benning? It would make sense, that’s where infantry, scouts, tankers and so on are trained.
But the thing is, why go throu
Lincoln Thomas
You know what Beady? I'm gonna say it. I don't care that you broke your elbow.
Asher Harris
Joshua Howard
May die in a plane crash on the way to brother tony's funeral.
Fuck
Communism made those guns like Christianity built western European architecture. The credit belongs to the Russian engineers that designed them. Even the Soviet Union acknowledged this.
>Do you know where you're at? Fuckin 10/10 reference mate!
Josh is cute lol xDDD
can we publicly hang this happening faggot.?
on a Sunday Afternoon user? Doubt.
Submitting a false tip can get you arrested. How the fuck are you gonna explain to them that one guy is gonna take down fucking everything is every fucking city?
i fully intend to bug-in and mag dump on anyone and everyone that comes a knockin until im out of food water and ammo
>benis Checks out. So -will there be any benis on niburu?
Ill be at raging waves smoking a cigar in the lazy river, i dont care if i die i have nothing to live for
yes he is you fucking nigger
BECAUSE THE GUY WHOS NAME IS ON THE CARD ISN'T THE OP YOU RETARD. Jesus man don't reproduce.
what did it start? and what specifications did they have for MOSs during intensity recruiting?
I speak as one of a few hundred involved. Human necessities like food, water, clothes, gasmasks, firearms, and anything that may increase your odds of survival against human war and anomalies of yet unknown design. Best of luck to you all, kindest regards.
>or else you’ll get caught in traffic or the widespread chaos. Even if I knew this was true 100%, I would stay where I am just to fully experience the insanity in person.
is there internet in heaven
тoчнo нeт.
faggot meme flag
I told them hoes not to fuck with a pimp.
Not in a city, so what do?
They are remaking Destroy All Humans! youtu.be
>t. faggot doesn't slay pussy like Frankie does
>Shit going down on a Sunday in the evening Okay now I know this is a LARP
Wuh-oh!
>living in a shitty lmao
Would you take an ex drug addict, 31 year old with
Bentley Nelson
Chase Clark
on a Sunday Afternoon user? Doubt.
I wish something would fucking happen on this clown planet
You got me this time
Happens to the best of us, m8.
There’s only one problem Trump is NOT trying to start war with Iran.
Gun owner of America only buys soviet bloc weapons?
Have sex
Metaphor I hope. But probably a larp.
That's not the same image file larpfag
Weird happening.
i bring large knives
Is it alien invaders or meteor strike? I noticed a huge increase on ufo sightings these last days. Anyway, what do you expect to fight? rioters? invaders?
reveal yourself glownog, tell us what the fun part is
I LOVE living nowhere near large population centers. I pray all the city dwellers die a horrible slow death AKA getting raped in the nostrils by feral niggers.
K
Kek
I could be a gay homosecueeal male you don’t know my life
We're all around you user. t. Native Portlander
let's stay hopeful :)
Ty user was about to post
Oh bravo...10/10 larp. Josh sure is going to be pissed at you
red skull poster is funny but always wrong
I want to believe, but I no longer know the difference between patience and apathy.
I have a question. Why are you so gay?
Robert Cox
Shit's going to get weird, but it's for the best.
>guerilla recruiting on Yea Forums
#s and Bolton does
That fellow on the left sure got the ahort wnf of the stick on his gas mask.
fug
Kek I bet they get a gorillion threat tips a day. If they are from a user with a Yea Forums cookie, it probably goes straight into the recycling bin
>What am I thinking right now? You're thinking about a large uncircumcised penis.
*glean
WHat do you mean by the "winds change"?
Right meow!
You don’t understand All these tricks Trump has been doing, trying to start war with Iran while trying to withhold the invasion force, starting trade wars with China without ending it when it gets bad It’s all diversion tactics and it will all be shown tomorrow, I know many people have used this meta but this is something out of this world I’ve been ordered to increase recruitment and lay away certain papers and get as many men as possible to MEPS before tomorrow
I have fled the city at least 48 times since I started coming to /pol/.
good one
>why go through all this trouble for lulz >why cover up the email and other stuff distraction... why wouldn't you cover up your fucking name on 4chinz of all places. Maybe OP is a disgruntled faggot who didn't get the mos he wanted and is now shoveling shit somewhere.
didin't read. fucking israeli flaggot
You were literally one word off from the famous quote. You fucked up.
fuck you in your fucking larping asshole you raging faggot. >inb4source
I just realized.. the name detective calabrese sounds very familiar...
Digits and Trump pulls the pin.
Thats nice and all but GET IN MY BALL, RARE FLAG NIGGER!
Is Sessions finally being activated?
Since when were staffies allowed to be recruiters? Thought you had to be E7 to do that bullshit task. Also, why the fuck would you put your name on this Norwegian basket weaving board? Fucking throwing opsec out the window huh?
BECAUSE THE GUY WHOS NAME IS ON THE CARD ISN'T THE OP
Elijah White
Belittling the weak/unfortunate for the sake of trying to convince yourself that your life is palatable yields bad karma user.
what if i dont have any of that shit, can i just hop on the bus to meps and get muh raifu
Why? Any idea what to expect? WHat sort of firepower would we need? Other concerns?
I have fled the city at least 48 times since I started coming to /pol/.
thanks for the heads up, just drove 6 hours to my safe house, thank goodness I made it in time
Very much wish I could still get screengrab.
Underrated.
Maybe I'm remembering wrong and they need to do it get their E7? I swore it was grunt work post E7 promotion though. Been out too long
Fuck off And you better be serious JOSH
No one with any sense is in a city in the first place.
good one
Have sex
Its on layaway:(
>Recruitment has gone to Q tier larps about societal collapse tomorrow because the numbers to support any Iran/Venezuela/WW3 are too low to sustain conventional warfare
Portland checking in.
nothing ever happens
Ty user was about to post
Gun owner of America only buys soviet bloc weapons?
get out of the city
twitter.com
Ok. This is the last time I evacuate my family. We have left our home at least 30 times just this year and my wife and kids are becoming increasingly hesitant to listen to me anymore. I read your threads and heed your warnings. My family says that they don't really think anything is actually going to happen and that we should stay home, it's stressful to pack everything we own and move out each week. All I really can say is that I have witnessed blessed numerals and that Kek is here and they need to listen to me. I don't want to lose my family and I don't want to ignore your threads. We are evacuating right now. This will be the last time my wife and kids will do this. School is out now and I promised them Disneyland. Obviously it's too dangerous to go there so we're he
Luke Mitchell
Please drop your unrealistic weight requirements in 5’11 and the weight is 187 Wich is bullshit this isn’t 1950s anymore
Most likely forgot it and the CO threw his spare filter at him to use.
Wish I could believe this
Hey recruiter guy. I'm an uneducated, lazy, fat fuck who happens to speak Mandarin. Can I rejoin the army?
No one with any sense is in a city in the first place.
I’m already here, waiting for the great street junkie and commie purge to commence. Be sure to check in to claim your hunting sector, I would like everyone to enjoy their visit and not inadvertently take another’s quarry.
Ty user was about to post
Jaxon Lewis
Also >inb4source
trips or no happening
Portland is a known stronghold so they're definitely going to get razed hard, Every /pol/ user will make the trek just to participate in the riots and raids
WHat do you mean by the "winds change"?
He's gay and mentally ill he has no answer for you
Hey recruiter guy. I'm an uneducated, lazy, fat fuck who happens to speak Mandarin. Can I rejoin the army?
checked
Oh bravo...10/10 larp. Josh sure is going to be pissed at you
Party pooper.
Holy shit...checked....I’m getting out of here
That fellow on the left sure got the ahort wnf of the stick on his gas mask.
Portland is unironically one of the last places you'd want to be if you're an unarmed lefty in a shtf situation.
>What am I thinking right now? You're thinking about a large uncircumcised penis.
i meant my in laws
stop wasting those guys time, they're busy selling drugs
Daily reminder.
What will happen? Also i got rejected from meps for hearing loss, will i still be drafted?
I sacrifice a beer to Poseidon every week in hopes that the subduction zone will pop.
>why go through all this trouble for lulz >why cover up the email and other stuff distraction... why wouldn't you cover up your fucking name on 4chinz of all places. Maybe OP is a disgruntled faggot who didn't get the mos he wanted and is now shoveling shit somewhere.
Ill be at raging waves smoking a cigar in the lazy river, i dont care if i die i have nothing to live for
No biggy
Imagine getting arrested for spreading mass hysteria by two BLACK Feds no less. Do you really want that to happen.
>mfw I use gleamed too I didn't know any of this until you faggots started talking about it. >I'm just here to learn.
>666 Absolutely beautiful
kek, by the time you get out of training its going to be over.
The guy is literally retarded, mate. Cut him some slack. At least he's chasing his dreams instead of shit posting on an anime form like you.
I wish something would fucking happ
Logan Brown
Kardashians get him fanny flustered because he's a pedo
Caleb Ross
>What to expect Anything in any shape, maybe hostile. >Firepower Conventional firearms may not be useful, short of for self. >Other concerns Mostly just unknown space/time anomalies that could have any number properties.
timeframe?
Hey recruiter guy. I'm an uneducated, lazy, fat fuck who happens to speak Mandarin. Can I rejoin the army?
fucking waste of trips. >get out of the cities >Nibiru is coming to destroy earth. well wtf nimrod, why get out of the city if the earth is going to be destroyed. literal fucking brainlet.
I was told disclosure was earlier this week. FISA disclosures last week, and on and on and on
is there internet in heaven
>telepathic communication What am I thinking right now?
kek
the thread is dying make this more real
Look up >NYPD Detective Joseph Calabrese >NYPD Deputy Chief Steven Silks >Frmr AR State Sen. Linda Collins >Frmr OK State Sen. Jonathan Nichols
Fuck off And you better be serious JOSH
GODSPEED
Justin Collins
>Just post the celeb pics quicker so the logtaker can't keep up
I'm not sure if you understand who you're dealing with here..
Connor Moore
Angel White
Camden Nelson
Eli Robinson
Robert Cox
Nathan Taylor
im honestly ok with dying anytime now. im not looking forward to any of the video games coming out
Hey recruiter guy. I'm an uneducated, lazy, fat fuck who happens to speak Mandarin. Can I rejoin the army?
why are your toes so fucked up? clinton btw.
>benis Checks out. So -will there be any benis on niburu?
What will happen? Also i got rejected from meps for hearing loss, will i still be drafted?
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
Why leave when everyone else will? Like Why would anyone even go to the woods? The woods don't have a fridge full of food. It's full of ticks.
Implying this isn't the best time to be alive if it all goes down.
Wuh-oh!
Have sex
I sacrifice a beer to Poseidon every week in hopes that the subduction zone will pop.
HE IS NOT LYING THEY ARE THERE ITS HAPPENING!!!! youtube.com
are they relaxing requirements?
This user is clearly a larper trying to get his Sarge spammed by spergs from /pol/
fug
Samuel Rogers
what if my ball sack is still in my abdomen?
You probably look way worse than him, fuck off. He's a nice guy.
>You’ve been warned why does every larp end in a faggoty statement like this?
Hahaha faggot. I sold my belongings and now live out of my car with my kids in the desert because we can't risk this user being accurate. Get rekt in the city kook.
HOLY FUCK MY FLYING HOUSE JUST GOT CENSORED
cia.gov
I welcome the opportunity to go on night hunts for commies. >t.portland
kek, by the time you get out of training its going to be over.
>So -will there be any benis on niburu? Well, the Nbirueans will probably choose some human specimens to mate with, but this is not a desirable position to be in, because as a man you will be forced to carry the child to term. I'm told the procedure is quite painful.
Instinct, user. Intuition is real, just gotta learn to listen to that inner voice. Im still learning, btw...
I hate you.
I am a security guard and I have been noticing the winds change.... get out of the cities while you can I can tell you it’s goong to be a big one Nibiru is coming to destroy earth
That's not the same image file larpfag
thats all well and good but im sleeping in tommorow.
Is it that bad user?
fucking waste of trips. >get out of the cities >Nibiru is coming to destroy earth. well wtf nimrod, why get out of the city if the earth is going to be destroyed. literal fucking brainlet.
He's right for once, Hilary Clinton has been killing high level officers and her own brother. Some huge even will take place to steer the public away from it.
Every time I see some antifa shithead roaming about I recall that /pol/ is lurking all over Portland and I feel a bit better about being stuck in this piss covered shithole for the time being.
Implying this isn't the best time to be alive if it all goes down.
the night is
Xavier Young
>Kardashians get him fanny flustered because he's a pedo
>mass rioting commences, Russia attacks the US because they see this as an opening Fugg. Personally, I welcome our Slavic overlords.
Also, yeah a real happening of global levels is near, but it would be more fun if less details were spoken of before the event. Just know that the consequences will never be the same.
>Sadly
Holy shit mass hysteria just flew over my house
Imagine getting arrested for spreading mass hysteria by two BLACK Feds no less. Do you really want that to happen.
Most likely forgot it and the CO threw his spare filter at him to use.
Shut up and post tits, slut.
That's not the same image file larpfag
we never got ufo disclosure before we got apocalypsed
im in middle of nowhere bitchute.com
I hate you.
#s and Bolton does
>What am I thinking right now? You're thinking about a large uncircumcised penis.
They were investigating her and getting ready to testify
>what if my ball sack is still in my abdomen? Got a bugout bag m8?
I’m staying
Colton Russell
Yep it's not working, faggotry level too high
Isaac Hughes
Gabriel Diaz
Noah Ortiz
Kayden Foster
Brayden Robinson
>Where are they striking first? They need to establish a beachhead, so to speak, and you probably won't see any signs of their arrival for the next few days.
>mass rioting commences, Russia attacks the US because they see this as an opening Fugg. Personally, I welcome our Slavic overlords.
I hate you
can we publicly hang this happening faggot.?
nothing ever happens
As somebody who has spoken with the FBI many times, you do yourself no favors. Frivolous reports like that one put you on their list for real, so enjoy :) Maybe we'll finally get to see that ass logo and its Canadian faggot post history disappear
im in middle of nowhere bitchute.com
Shut up and post tits, slut.
on a Sunday Afternoon user? Doubt.
Jack Watson
you have down syndrome
fuck you in your fucking larping asshole you raging faggot. >inb4source
red skull poster is funny but always wrong
LEAVE FRANKIE ALONE. ALL HE WANTED WAS TO SCREAM THE WATHER AT YOU. Clintons goto prison tomorrow.
You forgot to throw a "big black co.." in there, n00b.
>You’ve been warned why does every larp end in a faggoty statement like this?
What will happen? Also i got rejected from meps for hearing loss, will i still be drafted?
Dude it's Sunday. Chill the fuck out.
North Korean flag poster is currently lurking on the board. Kim is here
nigger jew
dailymail.co.uk
I can confirm, i tribunal just flew over my house.
Gun owner of America only buys soviet bloc weapons?
>Sadly
why are your toes so fucked up? clinton btw.
Fake and Gay
That's not the same image file larpfag
>what if my ball sack is still in my abdomen? Got a bugout bag m8?
About damn time. Bring the rain.
I wish something would fucking happen on this clown planet
Wish I could believe this
ALL HELL GONNA BREAK LOOSE?!
тoчнo нeт.
Most likely someone got a recruiters card and just posted it.
...so i been using that word wrong, all this time...
Oh bravo...10/10 larp. Josh sure is going to be pissed at you
>t. faggot doesn't slay pussy like Frankie does
Right? Would be a fun as shit way to enter Valhalla. I also wouldn't mind at all being reactivated if it was some really serious shit anyways. Peace time makes jarheads anxious as fuck, we need to be constantly tested and dancing with death to feel alive
Bruh
Why would I want to leave the fun zone? I got a bunch of goodies I want to test out on people. Imagine the chaotic fun Ill have if this is true!
I really really hope OP is not a faggot this time...but well, we know how this
Caleb Rodriguez
Reminds me of the post invasion era Army like 05-06, they were taking anyone that ha d apulse. Fucking straight up ghetto cholos and niggers throwing up gang tags in Iraqi cities, coming home and using their experience to train up other gang members etc. Shit was fucked.
Where are they striking first?
ALL HELL GONNA BREAK LOOSE?!
>tfw incorrectly pronounce word for years and dont find out until you've said it a bunch of times It's okay user, for years I pronounced litigious as "luh-sih-jee-us"; at least gleamed sounds kind of like gleaned.
Faggot
Come on, give us something to chew, a clue if you don´t want to go into details
the gcpdot just sailed down the street outside my house
>larp thread fucking end yourselves
Is it that bad user?
ok
>why go through all this trouble for lulz >why cover up the email and other stuff distraction... why wouldn't you cover up your fucking name on 4chinz of all places. Maybe OP is a disgruntled faggot who didn't get the mos he wanted and is now shoveling shit somewhere.
OMG I JUST FLEW OVER A HAPPENING THREAD
we smart naow?
The more shit like this gets posted, the more I hope some shit actually does hit the fan. Fuck you niggers.
cia.gov
God bless you :)
If people are going to qualify the time, at least get it right. It’s EDT.
are they relaxing requirements?
sure it is shekelberg
Weird happening.
That fellow on the left sure got the ahort wnf of the stick on his gas mask.
Seriously dude, I'm finding all sorts of shit just from searching your name You fucked up mini-Haus
>t. faggot doesn't slay pussy like Frankie does
red skull poster is funny but always wrong
Hudson Nelson
Owen Brown
BECAUSE THE GUY WHOS NAME IS ON THE CARD ISN'T THE OP YOU RETARD. Jesus man don't reproduce.
>Do you know where you're at? Fuckin 10/10 reference mate!
Wyatt Flores
Why do you fucktards keep biting on these rando low iq vague doom threads? Op has no idea what he's talking about. What an absolute monkeyfuck.
>benis Checks out. So -will there be any benis on niburu?
Is Sessions finally being activated?
Right meow!
They are remaking Destroy All Humans! youtu.be
Ty user was about to post
whats happening and how do you know?
>I’ve been ordered to increase recruitment and lay away certain papers and get as many men as possible to MEPS before tomorrow Based, I have a med waiver for my back for the air guard. Finna get medals and not die in the next one, fuck yes. Also since this is probably a LARP fuck you for getting my hopes up.
cia.gov
I have fled the city at least 48 times since I started coming to /pol/.
Sneaky, saw just one of the tabs, figured it out
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
That's OK this board doesn't trust habbening larpers
baldur´s gate 3
based
>Sadly
There’s only one problem Trump is NOT trying to start war with Iran.
It’s about goddamn time
Fuck
I could be a gay homosecueeal male you don’t know my life
are they relaxing requirements?
Where are they striking first?
Still red.
>funnily
>that was earlier today... ...so time time travel too, eh?
Can I re-enlist if I got chapte
Hudson Reyes
Why do you fucktards keep biting on these rando low iq vague doom threads? Op has no idea what he's talking about. What an absolute monkeyfuck.
>benis Checks out. So -will there be any benis on niburu?
Is Sessions finally being activated?
Right meow!
They are remaking Destroy All Humans! youtu.be
Ty user was about to post
whats happening and how do you know?
>I’ve been ordered to increase recruitment and lay away certain papers and get as many men as possible to MEPS before tomorrow Based, I have a med waiver for my back for the air guard. Finna get medals and not die in the next one, fuck yes. Also since this is probably a LARP fuck you for getting my hopes up.
cia.gov
I have fled the city at least 48 times since I started coming to /pol/.
Sneaky, saw just one of the tabs, figured it out
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
That's OK this board doesn't trust habbening larpers
baldur´s gate 3
based
>Sadly
There’s only one problem Trump is NOT trying to start war with Iran.
It’s about goddamn time
Fuck
I could be a gay homosecueeal male you don’t know my life
are they relaxing requirements?
Where are they striking first?
Still red.
>funnily
>that was earlier today... ...so time time travel too, eh?
Can I re-enlist if I got chapte
John Phillips
stopus spamus
(pleasus)
Eli Hughes
Samuel Anderson
sorry friend, come back later. better luck then maybe.
Chase Collins
Why doesn't this big titty red headed bitch never smiles? !?
Jose Ross
Gabriel Turner
Chase Thompson
Okay I'll try memeing him to death
Brody Bennett
>sorry friend, come back later. better luck then maybe.
Josiah Nelson
>Why doesn't this big titty red headed bitch never smiles? !?
Daniel Scott
>Okay I'll try memeing him to death
Christopher Nguyen
actually kinda happy they're remaking destroy all humans lel
Daniel Young
Colton Cooper
Grayson King
Robert Wright
These bare soles are going to prevent us from spamus
Ethan Adams
(Someone) stopped pretending to be social on the weekend
Chase Perez
Xavier Garcia
Colton Wilson
Gavin Ramirez
Brody Diaz
Adam Taylor
They're going to make me cumus
Jayden Clark
Her soles are always dirt brown anyways. So no. She needs to correct that shit
Brayden Reed
Hunter Murphy
Adrian Clark
Jonathan Wilson
They're just dirty ...
Kayden Perry
Eli Brooks
Luis Jackson
Luis Fisher
Evan Robinson
Parker Johnson
Charles Sanders
Camden Green
my god ! ugly girl !
James Rivera
Carson Edwards
All the time?
Noah King
you can correct them... by your tongue (if you want)
Angel Fisher
Jace Gutierrez
Jason Cook
Ryder Phillips
>implying anyone would interact with someone this mentally deranged
I doubt he's allowed within a certain distance of other people actually
Angel Gonzalez
Anthony Murphy
Jordan Wood
Benjamin Brooks
>telepathic communication What am I thinking right now?
i had a really high asvab score and they said i could pick anything, but my family caught me at meps before i could sign. if youre not larping and shit goes down ill sign up, ww3 is once in a lifetime
fugg
reveal yourself glownog, tell us what the fun part is
dailymail.co.uk
Are they going to arrest the infamous hacker known as Yea Forums?
GET OUT OF THE CITIES TOMORROW 6:00 PM EST It’s all going down, tribunals, internet disabling and censorship, mass hysteria, whatever’s going down you need to leave before 6:00 or else you’ll get caught in traffic or the widespread chaos. You’ve been warned
yes he is you fucking nigger
why are your toes so fucked up? clinton btw.
God bless you :)
im honestly ok with dying anytime now. im not looking forward to any of the video games coming out
Almost thought it wasn’t going to be posted today, thanks.
Since when were staffies allowed to be recruiters? Thought you had to be E7 to do that bullshit task. Also, why the fuck would you put your name on this Norwegian basket weaving board? Fucking throwing opsec out the window huh?
every year i go to Portland with my wife and stay with her in laws in the summer. The last several years I've been getting really nervous thinking some shit might go down and I won't have any guns.
Not in a city, so what do?
Can I re-enlist if I got chaptered for drug abuse?
WHat do you mean by the "winds change"?
As much as I hate commies they make good guns. Not the most accurate, ergonomical or efficient, but they just work and keep working.
Every time I see some antifa shithead roaming about I recall that /pol/ is lurking all over Portland and I feel a bit better about being stuck in this piss covered shithole for the tim
Jordan Sanchez
doesn't mean (Someone) doesn't pretend once in a while
Ayden Roberts
thanks for the heads up, just drove 6 hours to my safe house, thank goodness I made it in time
Is it alien invaders or meteor strike? I noticed a huge increase on ufo sightings these last days. Anyway, what do you expect to fight? rioters? invaders?
No that’s me, I’m a recruiter in South Carolina, I would show something more serious but I don’t trust this board enough to reveal more classified personal identification
Lol coward diaper wearing kike!
God bless you :)
2spooky4me
I wish
on a Sunday Afternoon user? Doubt.
why are your toes so fucked up? clinton btw.
Fugg
>1 post by this ID Ommmmm -Op finna get issued his mil-spec toilet brush...
The 2BF Form and proof of residence and citizenship is being completely thrown out the window, my superior told me that we needed to get as many recruits as possible in the coming days to Georgia for training why? I don’t know but the intensity recruitment is supposed to end by tomorrow and I fear something bad is gonna happen
>are you white/black hat? >Timeframe?-this is critical, I have family about to travel >"anomalies of yet unknown design." More info, please? Is this enjoyable for you user?
Maybe I'm remembering wrong and they need to do it get their E7? I swore it was grunt work post E7 promotion though. Been out too long
Daniel Davis
>mfw recruiter lied to me about mos and it was assigned at meps >mfw I was forced into combat engineering >mfw my score was a 95 but they had no good slots open
>or else you’ll get caught in traffic or the widespread chaos. Even if I knew this was true 100%, I would stay where I am just to fully experience the insanity in person.
>666 Absolutely beautiful
wow, I had no idea there was such comedy here
i bring large knives
cuz user told me to
Ian Scott
BLACKED
Lucas Anderson
When shes walking around barefoot ... yes
This is pretty basic shit.
Nicholas Ortiz
I want to believe, but I no longer know the difference between patience and apathy.
I wish
Communism made those guns like Christianity built western European architecture. The credit belongs to the Russian engineers that designed them. Even the Soviet Union acknowledged this.
dailymail.co.uk
Hudson Thomas
It's 6pm and nothing had happened.
I could be a gay homosecueeal male you don’t know my life
what did it start? and what specifications did they have for MOSs during intensity recruiting?
You gleamed all of this from a request to up recruitment...?
fuck no, i need to watch my e3 streams
i bring large knives
Daily reminder.
Why? Any idea what to expect? WHat sort of firepower would we need? Other concerns?
Hahaha faggot. I sold my belongings and now live out of my car with my kids in the desert because we can't risk this user being accurate. Get rekt in the city kook.
Lol coward diaper wearing kike!
>are you white/black hat? >Timeframe?-this is critical, I have family about to travel >"anomalies of yet unknown design." More info, please? Is this enjoyable for you user?
Well this thread was gay. Thanks OP I'm just now unloading my ar from the Kentucky habbening
Implying this isn't the best time to be alive if it all goes down.
>but I’ll do it again for you That’s the right attitude user. Digits say I’ll see you in the countryside. Sonofacrap
>funnily
That fellow on the left sure got the ahort wnf of the stick on his gas mask.
i had a really high asvab score and they said i could pick anything, but my family caught me at meps before i could sign. if youre not larping and shit goes down ill sign up, ww3 is once in a lifetime
>Shit going down on a Sunday in the evening Okay now I know this is a LARP
westvirginia.forums.rivals.com
> I know many people have used this meta but this is something out of this world AYY LMAOS FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>or else you’ll get caught in traffic or the widespread chaos. Even if I knew this was true 100%, I would stay where I am just to fully experience the insanity in person.
is there internet in heaven
Sneaky, saw just one of the tabs, figured it out
As somebody who
Asher Russell
i had a really high asvab score and they said i could pick anything, but my family caught me at meps before i could sign. if youre not larping and shit goes down ill sign up, ww3 is once in a lifetime
Reminds me of the post invasion era Army like 05-06, they were taking anyone that ha d apulse. Fucking straight up ghetto cholos and niggers throwing up gang tags in Iraqi cities, coming home and using their experience to train up other gang members etc. Shit was fucked.
tell us about the expected casualties
Hey nigger, wasn't 'It Habbening' this past Thursday too? >Business Card = Proof
You were literally one word off from the famous quote. You fucked up.
The guy is literally retarded, mate. Cut him some slack. At least he's chasing his dreams instead of shit posting on an anime form like you.
Hey recruiter guy. I'm an uneducated, lazy, fat fuck who happens to speak Mandarin. Can I rejoin the army?
Gun owner of America only buys soviet bloc weapons?
and Yea Forums is going to be shut down and all names and ip addresses are going to be exposed yawn
>Why are you so gay? Nbirueans are actually hermaphrodites.
What will happen? Also i got rejected from meps for hearing loss, will i still be drafted?
Are they going to arrest the infamous hacker known as Yea Forums?
Julian Anderson
Adam Carter
prime pound meat, tell me you have a pic of her teen ass
Jace Cruz
Why leave when everyone else will? Like Why would anyone even go to the woods? The woods don't have a fridge full of food. It's full of ticks.
This guy sent me and other anons to a jewish cartoon porno last thread he posted
Come on, give us something to chew, a clue if you don´t want to go into details
Yeah id rather die in my comfy bed not in some mosquito filled swamp thanks
we smart naow?
>scratching out the contact info instead of masking it with rectangles Thanks, we'll run a partial text match
Nothing will happen you stupid fuckin larping faggot.
fucking waste of trips. >get out of the cities >Nibiru is coming to destroy earth. well wtf nimrod, why get out of the city if the earth is going to be destroyed. literal fucking brainlet.
what if i dont have any of that shit, can i just hop on the bus to meps and get muh raifu
Maybe I'm remembering wrong and they need to do it get their E7? I swore it was grunt work post E7 promotion though. Been out too long
>have to drive through downtown Portland tomorrow to get to work Good thing you're always wrong I guess.
They are remaking Destroy All Humans! youtu.be
North Korean flag poster is currently lurking on the board. Kim is here
dailymail.co.uk
As much as I hate commies they make good guns. Not the most accurate, ergonomical or efficient, but they just work and keep working.
In America, all guns are fun for naked time.
Portland is unironically one of the last places you'd want to be if you're an unarmed lefty in a shtf situation.
based
westvirginia.forums.rivals.com
global-m
Julian Bailey
BECAUSE THE GUY WHOS NAME IS ON THE CARD ISN'T THE OP YOU RETARD. Jesus man don't reproduce.
Josh is cute lol xDDD
Maybe I'm remembering wrong and they need to do it get their E7? I swore it was grunt work post E7 promotion though. Been out too long
i had a really high asvab score and they said i could pick anything, but my family caught me at meps before i could sign. if youre not larping and shit goes down ill sign up, ww3 is once in a lifetime
lel
I could be a gay homosecueeal male you don’t know my life
kek
sure it is shekelberg
Laughed at this more than necessary, nice one
once the news hits recruitment/enlistment will drop
Well this thread was gay. Thanks OP I'm just now unloading my ar from the Kentucky habbening
They are remaking Destroy All Humans! youtu.be
But he’s going to lose his career now. Why do that that’s the thing, he forgot to cover up his name on the card.
you have down syndrome
If people are going to qualify the time, at least get it right. It’s EDT.
No that’s me, I’m a recruiter in South Carolina, I would show something more serious but I don’t trust this board enough to reveal more classified personal identification
is there internet in heaven
faggot
stop wasting those guys time, they're busy selling drugs
No matter how horrible my life may be, at least I don't look like this guy.
As somebody who has spoken with the FBI many times, you do yourself no favors. Frivolous reports like that one put you on their list for real, so enjoy :) Maybe we'll finally get to see that ass logo and its Canadian faggot post history disappear
fuck no, i need to watch my e3 streams
I just realized.. the name detective calabrese sounds very familiar...
K
>1 post by this ID Ommmmm -Op finna get issued his mil-spec toilet brush...
Matthew Foster
You probably look way worse than him, fuck off. He's a nice guy.
God bless you :)
Shit's going to get weird, but it's for the best.
Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.
Its on layaway:(
May die in a plane crash on the way to brother tony's funeral.
stop wasting those guys time, they're busy selling drugs
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
Every time I see some antifa shithead roaming about I recall that /pol/ is lurking all over Portland and I feel a bit better about being stuck in this piss covered shithole for the time being.
we never got ufo disclosure before we got apocalypsed
fug
Nigger, nigger, cotton picker.
Blake Morgan
>I wouldn't lick JJ's feet clean, they're dirty and gross
lol ya okay guy. whatever you say..
Dylan Collins
Nothing will happen mutt.
good one
Most recruiters that I’ve met are E-6.
>have to drive through downtown Portland tomorrow to get to work Good thing you're always wrong I guess.
Here's your sign.
the thread is dying make this more real
you're a faggot. get a job
Funnily enough, someone about 2 hours ago right around 6pm shot a gun around five times into a crowd of people at the gay pride parade in DuPont circle, Washington DC which caused a stampede and mass hysteria. My SO was on a cig break and was a few yards away from the guy and called me bc I was 3 blocks away. Coincidence ? I THINK NOT
we all have our kinks okay
I told them hoes not to fuck with a pimp.
Nathaniel Cox
Imagine getting arrested for spreading mass hysteria by two BLACK Feds no less. Do you really want that to happen.
cuz user told me to
>Recruitment has gone to Q tier larps about societal collapse tomorrow because the numbers to support any Iran/Venezuela/WW3 are too low to sustain conventional warfare
>larp thread fucking end yourselves
Ty user was about to post
Is it that bad user?
>tribunals
what if my ball sack is still in my abdomen?
Submitting a false tip can get you arrested. How the fuck are you gonna explain to them that one guy is gonna take down fucking everything is every fucking city?
You forgot to throw a "big black co.." in there, n00b.
Also, yeah a real happening of global levels is near, but it would be more fun if less details were spoken of before the event. Just know that the consequences will never be the same.
>mfw recruiter lied to me about mos and it was assigned at meps >mfw I was forced into combat engineering >mfw my score was a 95 but they had no good slots open
fucking waste of trips. >get out of the cities >Nibiru is coming to destroy earth. well wtf nimrod, why get out of the city if the earth is going to be destroyed. literal fucking brainlet.
baldur´s gate 3
>that was earlier today... ...so time time travel too, eh?
the thread is dying make this more real
тoчнo нeт.
sure it is shekelberg
Sneaky, saw just one of the tabs, figured it out
Mine was a staffie, wing commander was only a tech sergeant.
...so i been using that word wrong, all this time...
I could be a gay homosecueeal male you don’t know my life
Think the movie "Aliens" only in your ball sack and not your abdomen.
>posts full name on /pol/ Might regret that one, big guy.
You were literally one word off from the famous quote. You fucked up.
Joshua Robinson
>>I wouldn't lick JJ's feet clean, they're dirty and gross
>
>lol ya okay guy. whatever you say..
Jace Gutierrez
He is a superfag if he wouldn't lick the dirt off her cute little feet.
Carson Rogers
Sheeeeiiit
Its on layaway:(
Those people aren’t important. Otherwise they wouldn’t be dead.
Daily reminder.
Why leave when everyone else will? Like Why would anyone even go to the woods? The woods don't have a fridge full of food. It's full of ticks.
You were literally one word off from the famous quote. You fucked up.
Look up >NYPD Detective Joseph Calabrese >NYPD Deputy Chief Steven Silks >Frmr AR State Sen. Linda Collins >Frmr OK State Sen. Jonathan Nichols
If internet is disabled, I'll just off myself. Don't worry about it.
Ill be at raging waves smoking a cigar in the lazy river, i dont care if i die i have nothing to live for
Is it alien invaders or meteor strike? I noticed a huge increase on ufo sightings these last days. Anyway, what do you expect to fight? rioters? invaders?
I welcome the opportunity to go on night hunts for commies. >t.portland
Belittling the weak/unfortunate for the sake of trying to convince yourself that your life is palatable yields bad karma user.
thats all well and good but im sleeping in tommorow.
since at least 2003...my recuriter was a fucking e5 somehow in nashville tn
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Hudson Phillips
yes, i have, why
Logan Ross
Also, yeah a real happening of global levels is near, but it would be more fun if less details were spoken of before the event. Just know that the consequences will never be the same.
Where are they striking first?
>that was earlier today... ...so time time travel too, eh?
Belittling the weak/unfortunate for the sake of trying to convince yourself that your life is palatable yields bad karma user.
GCP dot is now yellow! HAPPENING SOON HOLD ON BOYS!!!!!
fake and gay
Lol coward diaper wearing kike!
For what reasons?
BECAUSE THE GUY WHOS NAME IS ON THE CARD ISN'T THE OP YOU RETARD. Jesus man don't reproduce.
Almost thought it wasn’t going to be posted today, thanks.
Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.
Fugg
>tribunals
>scratching out the contact info instead of masking it with rectangles Thanks, we'll run a partial text match
They were investigating her and getting ready to testify
Metaphor I hope. But probably a larp.
Since when were staffies allowed to be recruiters? Thought you had to be E7 to do that bullshit task. Also, why the fuck would you put your name on this Norwegian basket weaving board? Fucking throwing opsec out the window huh?
Nothing will happen faggot.
ALL HELL GONNA BREAK LOOSE?!
Not in a city, so what do?
Alexander Rodriguez
Kevin Perez
Landon Turner
i just really love looking at it and imagining the things i'd do
Eli Price
Kayden Jones
do you imagine the smell?
Zachary Adams
I'm not even a footfag and I would spend hours cleaning her toes and feet after a long day. Would be heaven ..
Robert Baker
Bentley Scott
I am a footfag so it would definitely be the best thing on earth.
Jace Sullivan
nah the smell is the only things i don't imagine kek, the feel mostly
Justin Nguyen
Brandon Lewis
Never got the foot thing, but I have a foot pic so here
John Hughes
ok, here's her ass, what do you think?
Ayden Moore
I'd sniff her ass.
Christian Sanchez
Honestly very generous, ty user
Charles Martinez
i think how good it would feel to get her down on all fours and fuck her from behind while the waves wash up and out from under us on the sand
Landon Scott
Who the fuck wouldn't if given the chance
Faggots and pussies, that's who.
Joshua Turner
Buncha queers not sniffing her asshole
Luke Sanders
And the tide rolls in and she drowns while you fuck her?
Cameron Hill
Asher Morgan
I know right. What the fuck ..
Dylan Wright
Caleb Bennett
Gavin Smith
John Morris
Ian Stewart
Bond burger?
Levi Sanchez
What's going on in this thread?
Isaiah White
Xavier Davis
Angel Hill
Owen Hall
Nolan Reyes
bd ran out of hotdogs.
Jason Campbell
Im so sleepy
Camden Morris
are we all calm now? shall I make a new one?
Zachary Brooks
...
Angel Lee
Always nice to see Bill Cosby pop up in the celeb threads
Elijah Robinson
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