Confess your secrets plz its the only thing that entertains me anymore

Confess your secrets plz its the only thing that entertains me anymore

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I share nudes with my angsty virgin friend and try to get him to admit what he'd do to them. He doesn't really watch porn, so this is what he turns to. It turns me on knowing his sexual fantasies stem from the people I date, and knowing he's seen them naked and blown loads to them, thought about doing all sorts of fucked up shit to them, and seeing them in the same room...its pretty awesome.

I have this fantasy about being shrunk to an inch tall on my parent's bed while they have sex. I was actually in the room one time while my parents made love (they thought I was asleep).

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I'm 33 an hour ago I was fucking a 17 year old employee of mine. I've been fucking my employees for years. It's incredibly easy even though it could destroy my life.

I "accidentally" expose my girlfriend to male family members. All started when my brother walked in on her sleeping nude, loved doing it since.

I live in a price and trendy apartment building. Every apartment has floor to ceiling windows, and most tenants have big screen TVs on the walls. Walking to the parking garage, I walk along three sides of my building, and without drawing attention to myself, can glance into any apartment on the first three floors or so, and see what's on TV, assuming it's on.

I've never once seen porn playing on any of these TVs. It's the only reason I'm really looking, I never see it, and I'm disappointed every time.

is she the youngest?

Fuuuuuck, that's so hot. I sympathize with you doing something that could destroy your life. If I could fuck a 17 year old I totally would. Please tell me you're using your position to coerce them into it.

Asking the real questions.
C'mon, user. Tell us you've fucked younger.

Ridiculous! Playing porn and displaying nudes on the big screen is the coolest thing, they're really missing out

No a month ago I slept with a 15 year old. The youngest ( well since I was a kid) was 14 a few years ago.

I've been doing it for a decade. But no I havent used my position to coerce them sorry. I've just learned over the years how to manipulate them into wanting it.

What’re you ways? Please do tell

What was the youngest when you were a kid?

Also going to need the story on that 14

>14

It's always extremes at that age. Either she was a virgin and was tight as fuck, or else her dad has been fucking her since she was 9 and she's already a total slut. Am I right?

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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Chris Hansen would have a field day with this site

When I was in my young 20s it was easy I'd just straight hit on them. Now I can't. I make sure to get to know them personally. I offer to help and more importantly listen. Guys their age just want to fuck their parents are too busy to listen to them. I'm attractive so that helps. I don't hit on them but I do slip in compliments in "appropriate ways" I wait for them to say something like they wish they were older so we could date or whatever before I truly hit on them.

I'm currently catfishing my ex (from many years ago, we never got anywhere close to sex and I never even saw her naked) and she's sending me nudes, I'm doing it while I'm in a relationship too.

no I won't post any

A few 13 year Olds but this was when I was a minor too.
it's been multiple 14 year Olds so a little bit of everything. But yes there have definitely been a lot of daddy issues girls.

Good for you user, I'm proud of you and one day hope to follow in your footsteps

it's not amazing, but it is nice to see the pussy I only ever had the chance to imagine before. still love my gf though, although I feel like if she found out she wouldn't feel the same way about me.

>When I was in my young 20s
>I'm 33

So those first few 14-15 year olds you fucked are 27-28 now. Ever get worried one of them will decide to #MeToo that old perv who's still fucking 15 year olds?
I'm on your side, if it matters, but man you're playing with such fire here...

Me and my gf have basically been cucking my gf. He confessed his love for her via text. She told him she wouldn't tell me. Now we've had fun trying to bother him. She moans intentionally loud. I fuck her hard as possible. We've "forgotten" to close the door many times. His room is next to the bathroom so we fuck in their constantly. I accidently texted him a Pic of her face covered in cum.

I'm not famous so they really don't gain anything from it. I mean some of the fun is the risk. So ya at any point my life could be ruined

I regularly post nudes of girls I know on here, most have which I’ve gotten while still in a relationship. I enjoy fucking around but still going home to my gf.

LOL I'm retarded. Cucking my roomate

describe some of the sexual encounters. some that really stand out. did you do anything special with some or mostly standard "come over and bang" thing.

I think you meant to reply to somebody else.
Or else your reading comprehension is shite.

My neighbor parked a truck in front of my driveway once and made me late to work, so now I occasionally leave baggies of dog shit on his front porch

its an addiction. I can't stop

ya it was the guy you're responding to. don't be such a fucking loser whore. you fucking bitch fuckhead

>describe some of the sexual encounters. some that really stand out. did you do anything special with some or mostly standard "come over and bang" thing.

I cant stop creeping on my sister, ik its not cool but i cant help it i just love her ass

dated a christian girl in high school. She wouldn't do anything beyond making out, and wouldn’t send me any suggestive pictures, but she was hot. She broke up with me and I got really depressed. Soon after she started dating a new guy and I got jealous. So I decided to catfish him. He was really easy, and I got pics of his dick within a week. Then I decided to push further. He ended up sending me conversations between him and my ex. I found out she wanted to have sex with me and didn't know how to tell me, and felt so guilty she broke up with me, and that she ended up having sex with the new guy. He sent me her nudes and pictures of them having sex, all the while saying he was going to leave her for me (again I was catfishing him as some random girl). I ghosted him and sent the dick pics to my ex as the random girl, and they broke up. I was able to move on, and I had nudes so I was happy.

Greentext stories?

Why is she sending your catfish nudes if she wouldn't let you see you naked before?
How did it start?

No problem, it happens to everyone ya inbred sister-fucking four-toed retard..

There have been definitely a few I've pushed the limits with. The great thing about such a big age gap and their lack of experience is some of them are easy to please.

So I have a large dick and the weirdest experience the thing that stands out the most was this 15 year old I fucked started crying in pain while I was fucking her. I stopped and she said no and demanded I keep fucking her. I did. It was super hot.

She was just crying because she missed her dad, user.

I fantasize about fucking a girl raw till she bleeds

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LOL no it was definitely pain

How young is she?

I'm relatively young and just recently got out of high school, we dated literally ages ago in middle school and then split to different high schools. Our relationship never really got sexual, so that's why I never saw anything. I was too beta then to even kiss her.

As for how she eventually started sending me nudes, she ha(s/d) a tumblr that she used to post some very vaguely provocative pics of herself. No full nudity, but less clothes than average. I had a tumblr account under a different username that she didn't know about, and on a bad day complimented her on a pic. basically made up a person from there and said I was horny or whatever and just looking through tags that interested me and things eventually progressed from there. now I've got her rubbing her clit, calling me daddy, and recording it, and I'm a pretty good friend of hers so I end up playing both the person she's fucking around with and the person she talks to whenever she's got moral dilemmas about the person she's fucking around with. it's good.

Emotional pain, from being abandoned by her father/lover. Is any pain greater?

I clogged a toilet at a yacht club once. Couldn’t find a plunger so I just left it. I wouldn’t feel so bad but I hadn’t just eaten Fried Chicken so it was one of THOSE shits.

Whenever i do coke i always imagine scenarios where i dress up as best as i can and wander o the streets/country lanes where i know drunk guys will be walking home from a night out and attempt to convince them to fuck me/let me please them then wander back home after we’re done.

So many times i let myself down because itll never happen :(

My best so far aha

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Lmao maybe. Some of these girls were definitely damaged not going to lie.

I think innocence is hot, like, really fucking hot. I want to take girls, around 14 or 15, who would probably still be innocent at the time, and completely brainwash them and turn them into my sex slaves or some shit like that. The thought of fucking the shit out of girls who are small, cute and petite is just really enticing to me.

This was in reply to an user on the last secrets thread but it 404'd before I had a chance to click post.

Also attracted to my sister. Probably taken it a good few steps further than you, but still keeping it just looking. Usually steal lace thongs from the hamper, blow in them, leave them in my room until they dry and put them straight back in, impossible to tell the difference. I've gone into her room and found multiple dildos, a buttplug, vibrators, cock rings. She's a huge slut. Gone through her laptop and found porn searches, accounts for adult website passwords written down, a hundread nudes on her laptop, thousands on a Snapchat account of her showing off every inch of her body, using said toys in short videos. I've read through some of the saved chats she's had with boys she's met on there and it shows my sister is just as kinky as me. One of the chats she told the boy she wanted to suck his cock in the toilet of a train, and when he cums she wants to be made to lick it up off the train floor.

Any other anons into their sis? How far have you taken creeping?

I wish this was really user

I once took my brothers girlfriend's face wash for the shower and put my precum in it so she would be rubbing my cum on her face

I've definitely done that with a few of my employees. I've taken about a dozen virginities. And I've turned a few girls into sluts.

I have a teenage son that told me he thinks he's gay and I'd rather kill him than imagine strange men fucking his asshole.

That's how I feel but with my daughter

Done the same to my sisters body lotion, whole load, shaken up, put back in her room. Same with her toothbrush.

My neighbor in high school had "consensual" sex with her dad when she was 14. And I'm convinced that one day the bubble is going to pop and she's going to be out for blood, but it's been more than 20 years at this point and as of 2 years ago she still defends it as being something she agreed to. So there's hope you might not see prison, user, but I wouldn't make too many long-term plans. Pretty good chance you're going to get a knock on the door some day and it's going to be the delivery of your new shitty life.

What do you mean?

I love it ,here's a pic of my sisters pantie drawer I took a while ago so hot,I've got more if anyone is interested

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Ever imagined her with another girl?

has there been any issues with girls getting jealous if you're fucking multiple girls at a time?

how long did the relationships usually last? till they quit?

I’m going to leave everyone I know without notice in exactly a month, no I don’t mean suicide. Just moving to a different state, boring though it’s my biggest “secret”

I don't believe pic is of user. No way is a girl that looks like that on Yea Forums

Wow nice user. Did she ever find out?

Dude, why the fuck don't you catfish your sister as a guy who's into incest? Get her to talk about fucking her brother. Worst case scenario, she says she doesn't want to fuck him(you), and then hey, at least you've got a huge collection of her vids. But otherwise maybe it plants a new kink seed. You could end up giving her advice for how she can seduce you! Advice which I think has a good chance of working...

Oh haha, well youre correct, im a guy unfortunately ;( im just a tad coked up and this is what happens aha

you may be the bravest user here

Wtf

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I share my wife with other guys

Picture related

QUESTIONS?

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Would you let me impregnate your wife?

Plenty. How did it start? Have you done it with friends? How does it make you feel? Kinkiest thing she's done with another man?

I feel the same, but heyho this is Yea Forums whatd you expect eh

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If it happens it happens lol.ill kill myself probably. But for now I'll have my fun. Yes of course. A few have gotten clingy and jealous. I just have to take it case by case and slowly back away. Usually I try and put them on a guy closer to their age. As far as how long it varies depending how worried I am they will get clingy, how good they were, how willing they were. If I know I can train a girl and she won't get clingy it can go on for a few years.

About 10 months ago, she started selling her nudes online. I added her kik and started chatting to her. Eve tually she stopped whoring herself out online. The nude set she was selling I got for free since she emailed it to herself.

First time she was like 17, then i left hometown when she was 19, I returned when she was 22 and kept on doing it

Not the same guy, but I have this fetish. I wanna watch my gf get impregnated by my best friend and completely ruined

I really appreciate it Yea Forumsro. It’s more out of necessity than bravery, I know if I tell anyone then it’ll come back to my parents or they’ll simply feel guilty for keep the secret.

Well, I’ve planned it all out. Now I wait.

I'll do it if you live in north eastern NA. Get her on some fertility pills, I'll bring her to a motel and record the whole thing.

Hahaha maybe

In a bar, we was so drunk and she blow a guy on his truck

Yes

Really horny

She remove a condom from a guy ( not any guy, and we use pills)

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My sisters underwear. Interested.

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I have a couple of pics of my sisters, maybe i post them in a bit and maybe also the ass where they belong

What's your reason for sharing her with other guys, do you grt off on the fact you're making guys fuck her so it's degrading to her in a way? Or is it you get off on being humiliated and letting a bigger/better guy fuck her?

What's your kik user? Make a throwaway I can add? Ive got alot of oc.

What do you mean train?

Just posted a panties thread look for it

Posted a pantie thread come join

This is fucking hilarious

I financially support my gf. But in return she has to fuck whoever I want her too. I love coming home and cleaning her up.

I used to be moots personal private child prostitute.

It's pretty funny. When we all hang out me and her make sex jokes all the time just to get a reaction out of him

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Any good stories???

I mean like teach how to fuck the way I want. Mostly just getting them to do whatever I want. The best is when I can convince them to practice with other guys their age.

I am singing along to nigger music right now
Tupac- Hit em up
I'm a whitewashed wanna be black wigger
I want to be tough but I know I'm so fucking soft
Any anons got any tips on not acting like a faggot/woman?
This shit is retarded as a man

That is pretty fucking funny. Who's idea was it to start fucking with him? When your gf moans extra loud, does she do it jokingly like your laughing while it happens or do you think she gets off on being heard?

Is it so wrong/weird to be jealous then? I'm pretty sure he would be disgusted with me if he knew though.

Haha yes. One day I set her up with 5 guys in a row and she had no idea. I just told her I had a surprise and to stay home. Each guy had a bigger dick then the guy before

If you've got the means to do it, that sounds interesting user. What stage are you moving to and why'd you decide to pick the one you did?

Clarify what you mean

It was my idea. It started out as fun but now we both get off on it. It's actually spiced up our sex life we've gotten a lot wilder and a lot rougher then we used to be.

At first I told myself its because I dont want him getting hurt or getting a disease but he wants this. I've questioned this for a while now. I can't explain it. Like I'd be better if I knew he was dating someone and even if he wanted to be "out" about it all, it wouldn't be so bad if he was getting fucked by someone his age. But I have good reason to suspect he likes older men.

I'm not kidding when I say this makes me angry beyond all reason. Just thinking about this makes me angry.

Man, you cucks are a weird breed, but you seem to be happy and enjoying yourself, and I'm jealous of that. Keep being happy and keep enjoying yourself, you awesome weirdos and the partners you've found who are up for it.

Gives me hope of someday finding a girl into incest. I don't even want to start an inbred family or anything, I just want to do roleplay with a girl who thinks its as hot as I do...

there are LOTS of girls out there with a daddy fetish trust me

Why wouldn't you just encourage him to only focus on boys his own age and assert the value of monogamy? Or research the best ways for him to make sensible and safe decisions and make sure he knows those?

I understand. I don't know what to say, all depends on whether you want to have a good relationship with him or not, and guide him in the right direction and want him to have a good life I guess. No amount of anger or hate is ever going to change him to be straight unfortunately.

do you have any idea how hard it is to have an intelligent discussion with a teenager? especially one that involves "research"
I don't even care about that anymore

I would literally kill myself if I ever found out he called another man "daddy" and like I said before I have good reason to suspect he's got this fetish

This is straying off into shitty-larp-teir fiction, man. It was a good premise, but I think you've well and truly killed it.

>do you have any idea how hard it is to have an intelligent discussion with a teenager? especially one that involves "research"

you sound like a massive pussy tbh. you should be thankful he trusts you enough to even broach the topic with you. he only wants your love and support. like if you flat out reject him or shame him for things he has no control over then you'll likely cause the very thing you're afraid of, as he'll need to receive the validation of an older male elsewhere.

user, there's two routes you can take, care about your son and love him for who he is, or hate him, push him away and ruin your relationship, grow old and frail and die alone because you pushed your family away. You just need to deal with your hate for fags, I know it's not a popular opinion here but there are alot of fags who are successful, live normal lives and don't advertise it to the world, they're alright.

I’ve tried to fix my parent’s marriage since I could speak. Growing up I always took the blame for my siblings actions so I could spare them the rage and vicious beatings of our parents. They haven’t divorced and have cooled off a bit but I wish they broke up. I’m tired of carrying the burden on my psyche, too much has been sacrificed for me to continue on with them anymore.

I picked July 8th because I have a few things I need to pay off and complete before moving. All these things will be done by then.

Tomorrow I'm meeting a ghetto girl and trying to win her heart. Any suggestions?

My favorite sexual fantasy is getting to fuck a tight 14 year old and making her mine in every way possible. I would never actually do it, but fantasies like these are what make me feel alive and keep my cock stiff all the time.

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As someone who has fucked many 14 yr old employees. Do it. It's easier than you think.

I don’t want to risk ruining my life. I have a coworker that was convicted of it and now he’s a sex offender for life. No thanks. Also, if I did, I would probably fall in love with them. They are too cute/sexy for me.

We don't know the vibe
The vibe is the mood
TRY and I mean TRY to read the vibe
If the vibe is right it's right
There is only so much you can do unless you consider rape, enslavement, and dungeons an option

Do what you want in life instead of worrying. If you get caught take the easy out. But at least you went for it.

i saw two of the women who i had pretty intense rape fantasies about when i knew them. it was unexpected and very awesome. i had to beat my meat soon after seeing them. i would still do just about anything to use them like little fuck toys. i would do seriously fucked up things to them if i could. destroy them with my cock

There are more things to life than having sex with a 14 year old. The act itself sounds amazing, but is it really worth throwing your life away? Especially after everything I’ve accomplished.

post proofs

lol havent seen this one in a month or so

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U blind

Bmp

I showered with a 9yo girl earlier today

ive found that i would stick my cock in a dudes ass and use his mouth and id do that same to a women but i can only have feeling of love for a girl

I had sex with my older sister

see girls can be pedophiles too

I was six when it happened

that's even worse

Imo, there are nearly as many female pedophiles as male pedophiles. Females would never expose themselves as do males always do, though

exposed or is there a stigma around this issue that's entirely male oriented? call me some /pol/tard if you must, but to me it really seems like females are purposefully ignored when it comes to this issue. I've seen so many female highschool teachers just get a slap on the wrist for having sex with male students. Guy has sex with a horny 15 year old though and the news/media has a shitstorm over it.
I'm not sure I believe this story either, simply because you should know what you really need to do. Fuck him you idiot. If you suspect something, I guarantee you he wanted you to find out.

I have cheated on my fiancee numerous times. I fucked one of my friends while she was at work, I let some mil thot suck my cock, and I got handsy with a chick I work with. I'm still gonna marry her as long as nobody snitches and ruins it for me

>snitches
What's going to stop her from realizing that you're not that interested in her after you're married?

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i like you

That’s because boys will usually agree with any sexual proposition and girls are more unknowingly “groomed” until the point their panties are off.

I'm jew

good god most disgusting thing anyone in this thread has admitted

I've jacked off to my high school classmate's pageant show. She was in a bikini.

black mailed my younger step sister with her own nudes into becoming a model for me, built on that dynamic for 2 months before we started fucking

I can’t stop jerking off to high school and middle school girls. Part of me thinks I am this way because I used to want sex and love so bad at that age and I never experienced it.

same user, im more attracted to mid teen girls than the girls walking around my college campus

Totally feel you user. Peak attractiveness to me can be anywhere between 14-16 for me tbh, though I’m attracted to girls as young as 12. I pretend to care about older women when I’m with friends but in reality I don’t like/fantasize about any adult woman currently.

holy shit are you me, i am exactly the same. 12-16 is peak and any amazing girl that age catches my eye instantly.

though i will confess that the 16-22 girls i see as well are super sexy as well, just want younger pussy

I've been banging my sister since I was 12, over 10 years. Have Gfs and stuff but have banged whenever I'm single. Don't know if I should stop cos idk if I'll find a girl who into it.

My fantasies about my sous chef are going extra wild tonight. I want to have an affair with him so bad, and let him do disgusting things to me. He kept running his hand gently on my shoulder a lot tonight during service, when he would go behind me, pass me, or a few times just randomly. At first the touches were milliseconds long, and by the end of the night it would be for longer than is normally comfortable. He's so cool, and much older than me and I bet he could fuck me better than my boyfriend, but I'm probably just reading too much into it lol

wife her my dude. she was there for you everytime you needed someone. shes the one.

sounds like you read everything correctly. do him, just be safe about it.

I have some discord friends and one of them I'm extremely good friends with (f). Anyways, here's a greentext of what we'll often do.
>be in discord voice chat with 5-6 friends
>friend and I get bored, send private messages to each other
>don't want to leave call, so we open our browsers and log onto our secondary accounts
>video call each other so we can look at each other
>without leaving the call or muting ourselves, we silently masturbate to each other
Nobody ever suspected a thing.

i use to be in a bad way a couple years ago. i quit, now i relegate myself you loli hentai and extra small teens on porn hub. I get urges sometimes, im still scared i might crack

Any man that touches a female, is definitely interested, speaking from experience used to work behind a bar and kitchen ... but maybe not... post a pic of your body with a timestamp so I can make a better judgement

12-16 is god tier. There’s this 13yo I follow on Instagram and she is just the prettiest girl I’ve seen in a long time. And her little body is just amazing man. I can be infatuated with girls like this, I turn my Insta notifications to make sure I don’t miss any of their posts.

I can dig older women from time to time but probably not older than 25.

Why not just fap to social media pics?

You think? The man was touching my extra sweaty back i felt so bad lololol
bro the clothes i wear at work are
mom jeans, black tshirt and twin buns lol i'm a cook, it's not really the most attractive of jobs.

still feels wrong. plus i have gf. she might get suspic

That's borderline cucking

but are you cute or not , post a selfie of body please

I ate a cockroach because a friend dared me, but even after that, I still ate cockroaches for a week until stopping ;(

You have to fix the issue within yourself thinking it’s wrong, otherwise it’s only gonna bring you misery. Have morals, but don’t completely ignore your sexual desires. It’s not hard to use an app without your gf knowing retard. She probably does it too.

moar of these tits

thanks for the advice but i think ill just try to keep avoiding it

I committed the chapel murders in the 80's

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We writing bad checks in this bitch?

gross

I found 2 of UKs most hidden well known criminals. They had been living under different names.

Topkek

I took a picture but i can't upload it :^( i can kik it to you? sorry to disappoint user

I had 4 young cats. It was all and dandy until one day I had a very hard, long, and busy work day. The cats wouldn't shut the fuck up so I syringed bleach into each one and threw their bodies in the dumpster. That was a huge relief and no regrets.

"Hooked up" with a trap for the first(and most likely only time). Got to his place and it was going good until he started sucking my dick. Way too many thoughts going through my head and couldn't keep it up. I apologized and left. He/she said we could try again but idk

Every man looks at young girls in that range, you're just honest about it.

I habitually post and share nudes of my ex girlfriend and have been doing it for over a decade. She's got pale skin and nice perky tits so I really enjoy exposing them.

Worse, she's a teacher now and would totally lose her job if she's recognized... Too bad she's all over the web now.

She's been recognized a few times, but I don't think she knows. Should I stop posting her?

But do they obsessively think about what it’d be like to have one of those girls bouncing on their cock? I don’t think so.

Nope, you should post her right now actually. Awesome, dude

Yes dude, you think they're checking out their fucking shoes?

For the last few months, every weekend my 16yo son has been sneaking his girlfriend in the house late at night, 1-2am when the rest of the family is asleep.

I wait for him to do it and then get out of bed and listen to them fuck from outside his bedroom door. He rails her good and I stand there and stroke.

Chances are good it's going to happen again tonight.

That’s why I said obsessively. I bet most healthy adult men would be aroused upon seeing a sexy young girl but shortly forget about right after. If I see a girl like that, I will probably have to stop whatever I’m doing and go jerk off to the memory 3 or 4 times.

It's a very crazy thing.
I know two young girls who were fucked by their father. They live right down the road. One told me about it. Me and the dad were friends. The girl didn't speak of it as if she were into it, more like she didn't know how else to respond.
It's one of those secrets in life I just tried to pretend I didn't know.
But shits fucked up. One of the girls is a lesbian and the other was caught looking up beastiality/kiddie porn.
I get nauseated thinking about all of it.

>too beta to kiss her in high school
>catfish her to get nudes
>still beta af

Here goes: my wife manages about 30 properties. Whenever a renter is rude to her (frequent, because renters are losers), I get their names and go fuck with them on Facebook.

I have a fake Facebook account that is 10 years old. Profile is a hot chick. Perfect for screwing with assholes.

We're not talking mid-level trolling. I have kind of a super power for the surreal. I can make people think something insane has gone down or get people to do the most fucked up shit. Or admit to crimes.

Example: today I messed with some dude who was rude. I got him to admit he was a drug dealer, tried to buy drugs off him, and then told him I was reporting him to the cops.

Then I blocked him.

But all night I've been unblocking him and swearing at him and then re-blocking him.

"Hee hee! You can't block me, fag. I blocked you first nigga! 3 points swish!"

I'm like Mohammed Ali with my Facebook skills.

Another time I photoshopped pictures of some dude with his kids into scat porn and sent it to him, claiming people were bidding for it on the dark net.

He paid me 50 bucks.

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why is this thread just pedos

lot of hebephiles, to be technical about it

There are wayyyyyy more pedos than you think user. 99% of them never touch a kid. But I guarantee you that a male figure in your life is a pedophile and you will never know for sure.

I did the same thing.
Some things I regret, others I don't.
I did tell people a couple weeks prior.
Nobody gave a fuck, and so I didn't either.

If you care about people, it takes a long time to discover that others don't. Move or don't, user...it doesn't matter with regard to the thing you're trying to ascertain: nobody gives a fuck. Learn to accept that and move on. A very, exceedingly rare few do. If you're lucky enough to find one, that's more than have most.

I let EVERYONE get some off me.

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why do you think they manufacture children sex dolls and people actually spend thousands on them then rp with them. there are so many faggots that like that dumb shit.

My gf at university was my grandma's friend.

What

I got my sister expelled from college on accident. I came to her frat house to visit her, and she showed me the bedroom of the girl who copies off her homework, so I broke the lock on the door, and shit on her pillows, then flipped them over, then wiped with her blanket. I left the morning after, and the bitch reported it to campus police. They all thought it was my sister since she had been outspoken in her distaste of the bitch, and they subsequently expelled her. No one found out it was me.

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I bought ems devices (arms, abs) cause I got bored and want to see if they work.

I was in a relationship with a 60+ year old woman while I was at university.

Is this a fetish or you don't know how to attract anyone your age?

The better part of me never wants to allow me to post in these threads. I suppose to be metaphorical about myself, I've got a Dr. Jeckyll & Mr. Hyde "thing". I've said before that I've got 2 hearts beating in my chest. One that is a very compassionate, loving, warm, sentimental man. The other is a very angry, bitter, resentful and deceitful monster of sorts. I get a white-knuckled thrill out of the idea of eating chunks out of peoples faces and pretty much anywhere else I can sink my teeth in an altercation. So many thrills in violent thoughts. Real "Night Stalker", Dahmer stuff. These 2 sides to me are so different and are in such stark contrast to one another that when I'm "in the mind" of one, it's nearly impossible to identify with the other. "They" both regret and resent the existence of the other. I've had people tell me that I've inspired them to want to seek God and faith. Also, from the time I was a teenager, my mother has also told me that she genuinely believes I'm a sociopath. You may call it split personality. But, I call it life. Trauma, emotional damage, heartache, unstable upbringing and surroundings, etc. Whatever it is, it's me.

I love role playing as my ex on kik

Keep us posted dude, I'm curious

You say we but it’s not we it’s your girl getting fucked by superior males because you’re a failure

Definitely will. I can safely say they feel weird at least.

What's her username?

just put it on your cock balls taint and nipples. thats all they good for.

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My friend just uncovered a treasure trove of old nudes, and he didn't share, and I'm honestly offended

I have an actual electro set for that.... two actually.

Lie.

Neither. She was a family friend that lived near campus so I moved in with her temporarily during the summer instead of going home, and we ended up fucking about two weeks after I moved in.

Its a Yea Forums thread, user. I suspect half of these are just for le epic screen caps

And do you see other women besides her?
I mean, I understand a cougar fetish but 60 is really pushing it

I was and still am in love with my best friend, since 3rd grade. But she never loved me like I loved her. So every single one of her relationships I've secretly sabotaged and provided support for her. I feel bad, but I feel like every time I'm there for her my chances of being with her go up

Me and my sister used to have an experimental relationship when I was 14 and she was 12, I now blame myself and what we did for where she ended up in life, she’s a drug addicted prostitute drifter and I feel so fucking guilty as if I caused it

Sniper, I doubt you dreams will come to fruition.

Shot a guy twice in the face with a .38 when I was 14 and burried him in a foxhole a few miles in the woods. It was over $50.

36 and still pick and eat my boogers

Do you really? Should I just stop talking with her then?

My exes all had dp fetishes and even though I never took the chance, I should have. Now I fantasize about fucking them up the ass while a friend pumps their pussies fill of cum. Just really breaking them down, treating them like proper whores. I need to try it at least once

I went on dates with other people occasionally but they weren't as serious relationships as I had with her.

I love killing fish. not a lie, they are fucking retarded

You should see other women. Women like men that other women are attracted to. If you are just some womanless loser orbiting her then I doubt she will become interested.

Like I said, good friend. Not someone I would expose on Yea Forums.

Your dad is more to blame...but you're pretty awful too.

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on the verge of suicide. not really exciting secret on Yea Forums, but my family would be very surprised. I am a normie on the outside

How do u creep on her? Any tips?

Some do, bit it's rarer. I know a lesbian who loves young teen girls, but she's pretty discreet about it.

Older women with young guys is less frowned on, so they tend to be a bit more open.

I'm a bi fag, and personally would be more willing to fuck a teen boy, because I feel like they're less likely to tell anyone. Teen girls are hot as fuck though.

I used to duplicate VHS movie without the express written consent of the Motion Picture Association of America and with total disregard to the FBI warning.
And I'm still on the loose.
Outlaw since 88, cunts.

My parents are cousins

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Normie on the outside? How so? I am pretty retard so idk what normal is.

I'd say don't do it man.
Why consider it?

Does it start with a K? All I'm asking

yeah, sure. proof?

Lel
Fag

I want to share my gfs nudes with people irl, people that will see her in person and talk to her, but they're all moral fags and would find it weird

no

Pretty much. Maybe not most, but certainly a large proportion of men would fuck young teens given the chance.

When I was 20, I've took advantage of friend's girlfriend and fucked her in the bathroom, raw. Turned out she was cheating on him before that and apparently I've knocked her up. She never found out who's the father and he dumped her month after.

I'm ordering a custom domination video from a guy.

Basically asking him to have me use poppers, bust my balls, and use dirty underwear or socks as a gag.

Kek

Fantastic response user. Really. Just sit back and feel comfortable in your seat behind closed doors where ever you are. Just because I'm not on your street doesn't mean someone like me isn't nearby. Maybe he'll creep into your place tonight and open your torso for some dinner.

I think most semilesbians want to watch their man fuck a teen and to some extent participate... it's as if they want to experience their first ravish by proxy. They're not really lesbians, tho...just naturally attracted to the glorious sight of a teen being pegged and sent into a transcendent state during it. Who wouldn't luv?

Well i was lucky she sometimes slept in undies, 3 times drunk and a couple ones in the shower, besides that just normal shots of her ass so i can have fap material

I jerked off to a friends daughters panties before

There is quite a lot of that, yeah. You hear of quite a few women who look for guys to fuck their daughters, for example.

The woman I'm on about though is a proper butch dyke who happens to like 13 year old girls. She's like 30 and her wife is 24, I think. Dunno if the wife likes teens as well.

I'm a light sleeper and God is always with me. No one gets the upper hand on user. I've always left my doors unlocked, just in case the happy chance comes bounding along inviting death on himself.
Learn to integrate your being, user.
Additionally, play games with your surroundings...life gets boring otherwise, and boredom is a root of all evil.

You're not a sociopath...your mother is, like most women, a hysteric.

Also, don't be such a fag...lel.

I jerk off to my friend almost daily

you have to find the right ones, i share my gf´s and sis with a bro and he admitted to fap with my sis but as a gentleman he didnt make a comment on my girl but im sure he fapped to her too lol

Try post it again

Fml.. I'm in love with my younger sister. would do anything to see her naked

Drug and breed her

I like to watch home improvement and house-hunting shows on TV. Frequently, when the wife/girlfriend is reasonably attractive, I'll pause on a good shot of her face and rub one out. I wonder how she'd feel to know that random strangers are masturbating to their faces on TV.

yeah ik first time i saw her naked i fapped so hard
normal alcohol also can do the trick

Won't work, she got a boyfriend.

She doesn't drinking alcohol

I've posted nudes of my ex's daughter here many times.

I had dreams about fucking her.

I truly hope the Lord is with you user. I've certainly given Him reason to not want to be with me in my walk through life. Truth is, when I was younger I wondered why I couldn't have been created an Angel instead of a frail, vulgar, lustful, fleshly man like I am. What a burden and a curse life is. I'm sick of the suffering, the wickedness, the hate, the violence, the adultery, the lying, all of it. I don't want to do this shit anymore. I look around at people calling themselves Christians. I see them smiling or having one good day and I can't help but wonder to myself: "How? How is it that they can smile in a world like this?" I get to thinking that "They must not be doing something right in their walk because this world is garbage." I just want to die and never come back. I'm a miserable sack of shit user. Truly. I do want the best for every man. And that every man enter paradise. But as for me? I think I've had it.

Be careful fucking a mother's daughter. They like the thought of it, but, by and large, expect to stay ignorant of it. I've myself never. But I definitely understand the operative psychology.
Basically, never give women any power they do not expressly earn...they will absolutely abuse it, in that they are just overgrown children; and the best among them will admit this.

Women are far more deviant minded than men, but are generally more timorous when it comes to acting out.

For you young Anons I will share a profound truth: morality is power. Never-ever do anything unless you are both willing to deal with the spiritual consequences and are totally free from those corporal.

Never give anyone power over you.

I've often wished I had a sister that I could fuck

wait until they break up or something and drink with her, mine didnt drink that much but that time she did and worked like a charm

pretty sure this is everyone that doesnt have a sister

I think it won't work, she's suspecting me

Well yeah, it's something to be careful of. I'm not close enough to any women who have daughters old enough to fuck though, so for me it's kind of moot at the moment.

Wtf, why?

my secret is that i am gay and sucking dick is my favorite hobby

that's fair, though I've also seen people (even in this thread) that wanna fuck their sister

I'm fairly sure a friend of mine did fuck her brother. She admitted to me that she's seen his cock, and was "impressed" by it. Her husband is also really similar looking to her brother.

I think she knows I'm into her.
Sometimes she wears a skirt or shorts u can see her panties, as soon as I'm getting a sneak peek she change her position so u can't see shit.

I have a sister and want to fuck her, drives me mad

Didn't I tell you to stop being such a faggot? And yet, here you are, spooling off line after line of snivelling faggotry.

What do you expect me to say? That people, in spite a wealth of experience to the contrary, are actually Noble and you're just unhappily situated amongst the exceptions? That Christian and hypocrite aren't synonyms? That you, for some reason, have pleased the Lord to be a torment and plaything of His Perverse Pleasure?
Kek
Learn to play the game of Life, fren.
All the world is indeed a stage, and we are but actors upon it.
Someone is always watching...for example, I am watching.

Would you like to become a plaything of my perverse pleasure? You seem to.

Careful what you wish for....

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though luck,mine walks around in tight shorts and skirts and doesnt give a shit

that sounds pretty damn hot

It does. I've certainly fapped over the idea.

I really must see her naked, I'm going fucking mad

I've been getting drugged by someone on and off for the last few years. I noticed I was feeling shaky and just shitty in general one day and looked in the mirror. My pupils were so dialated I could barely see the color around them. This would be followed by several days of insomnia and complete lack of appetite. After the second time this happened, I decided to get a drug test. It came up positive for amphetamines. I dont do drugs at all. I figured it might be a false positive so I bought several more and they all said the same thing. This happens randomly every several months and I have no idea how that shit gets into my system or who is doing it or why. It's my secret because I dont want people thinking Im crazy or that I do drugs. It's made me question my sanity and has destroyed my trust in people I'm close to.

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good luck user just dont do sth stupid

The solution to this problem is very clear. Isolate the deviants in your life, and narrow the number down to the few who would wish to seduce you.
If there are so many you can't isolate the deviants, you need to start over in life. If you can't distinguish deviants from normal, psychologically hygenic individuals, you too have a very big problem.

Otherwise, you are delusional and are lying in support of your delusion. No one would poison you for years on end without a clear objective in mind...defeats the whole purpose. The timeline for poisoning and intent are usually quite narrow.

>"This happen randomly ever several months"

What do you mean you don't know how it's happening you stupid fuck. File a police report next time it happens and be extremely careful where you get your food and drink from. This is easy to figure out where it coming from by making a diary and noting what time/day you feel ill, then narrowing it down to where you were on that day. Or you have schizophrenia, one of the two and I'm leaning to the second if you're this stupid not to be able to narrow it down yet.

I agree with this user.
Post proofs

Stop eating or drinking things you haven't prepared yourself for a few months. Make an excuse like "a new diet" or something so people don't catch on. Afterward, slowly start introducing groups of people back into what you consume. Do it slowly enough that the person has enough time to get comfortable enough to try drugging you again. When the drug tests start showing positive again, you'll have your suspects.

Do you live with her user? Shits easy to do

agree, you just need the will

In 1998 I went to Canary Islands on vacation with my best friends. One night I got into a drunken bar fight with some britfags and we started screaming and pushing each other. But before things escalated, security came and separated us.

Fast forward about 2 hours and I'm outside the bar, having a smoke and a piss in a nearby alley. I heard a voice and as I turn around I see one of the britfags from before coming at me. Seconds later he takes a sloppy swing at me, clearly intoxicated, and I dodge. Instead of swinging back, I pull the switchblade knife I had previously bought as a souvenir from my pocket and stab him in the guts. He grunts and I stab him 3 or 4 times more in his abdominal region before running away.

The next day I heard people talking about how a guy was found stabbed to death close to the bar we had been to. If my memory serves me right, they believed it to have been a robbery attempt gone wrong.

A day or two later, we flew back home and that was that. None of my friends know.

Yes, but like I said she suspected me

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I like this one more. Not a bad choice though user. (Same sniveling faggot here.)

If you've got kik drop it or make a throwaway and leave it, I'll tell you how to get wins.

dont you have to wait 48 hours before you can reblock someone on facebook? quit lying, fag

>"File a police report."

And tell them what? I've been getting drugged over the last few years and that idk how or who or why? I'm aware of how delusional that sounds, and if I have amphetamines in my system that police report wont even get filed. The most they'll do is put me in a psych ward or a detox or some shit.

i accidentally send an explicit pic of my gf to a good friend.
now he give me instructions to fuck my gf and i make pics and vids for him.

i send him rough facefuck, mouthgag, piss play (once i piss in her ass) analhook vids and many more.

I am addicted to send him dirty stuff

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You are gross

Homophobes like you are impossible to have an intelligent conversation with so I won't bother

I think that user wasnt that interested kek

Not terrible, at least at first..then it deteriorated into some melodramatic tantrum. For a minute there, I forgot why I dismissed Korn many years ago as flamboyant hacks...then, early in the second minute the reasons were all suddenly recalled.
Careful what you permit into your mind. It's one thing to wreak havoc in the weak psychies of others, but at the very least preserve the order of your own.

You basically have a savior complex. Divest yourself of it immediately. But do understand that most are afflicted by it to one degree or another...that, or they crave a savior...sometimes they are twisted with angst and confusion as to whether they're it or they're in need of it...and to put a fine point on things, I think this is the Crux of your conflict.

You can't decide whether to save or be saved...both being external and contingent on others, I reckon you'll remain miserable for some time yet...hence the song I sent (You).

But just clear things up, I am NOT your savior...far from it, in fact.

I do it often.
It gets easier, and it's really worth it once you get the hang of keeping hard. They give the best sex. Not for everyone though.

I Dont have kik

Hawt

Kys faggot

Have to admit, I like to give a good spanking. Only got to do it a few times though. Rarely sleep around...waifu is prude

Me and a close friend of mine have both bonded over the fact that we want to fuck dogs over the past few months, and through the course of this time, I’ve grown to fantasize about fuckin em alongside a canine. Hottest shit ever, meeting this gal has been one of the best occurances of my life thus far, for we have both learnt much about ourselves in the process (turns out I’m not just into beastiality, I’m much so a Zoophile too). Although, what truly gets me is the fine balance of power we have both set each other up to: with the information that has been shared over the past couple of months, either of us could destroy the others reputation, and subsequent life, as we both have occupations in the more public-figure esque side of life. The fact that we’ve cornered each other into the same alley where we both now sit and contemplate mesmerizes me, this being another reason as to why I’m trying to get to fuck. We’re both disgusting fucking degenerates, and for once, I don’t feel too alone.
Oh, and my first experience with beast shit was at 12, gave my dog a handy lol

this is hilarious. More stories please

There is a story surviving from olde Rome, according to which two men make a pact to engage in some sordid enterprise or the other... can't recall exactly what...so to ensure the secrecy of the other, they seal their compact with an act so heinous and grievous to the conscious that any abrogation of the agreement would ensure the other's certain condemnation and death, to wit, they tortured and murdered some young girl and violated her corpse in sundry ways.
The irony being that the original deed they sought to occlude was forgotten, and the guarantee of privacy became an infamy.

Perhaps you and your friend will gain some renown as dog-fuckers...or perhaps you'll soon escalate things and secure your legend among historys most degenerate reprobates.

Have you ever considered the possibility that the bitch just isn't into you? Dogs generally prefer the cocks of their own species.

I suppose after enough times in this thread it's not a secret anymore but... I post everywhere I can trying to be snake food. It would take a 23-27 foot retic.

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Everybody needs a friend like you user

Fbm but I guess it worked out in the end

I let my Gf fuck her ex while I watched and I loved him cumming in her pussy

I let my Gf fuck her ex while I watched and I loved him cumming in her pussy kik me

So everyone on here is a cuck, that explains SO much

I've talked my girlfriend into making her a tinder account and she got two sugar daddies in the first month. Now I can't stop her from using it

I share a house with 2 convicted sexual offenders who have done serious prison time.

What did they do? Are they still perverts?

What's your kik?

Ok, but why does it make you question your sanity? Shakiness and feeling shitty are normal....and neither make you appear insane.