celeb thread - whoops edition
Celeb thread - whoops edition
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Jason Anderson
Nathaniel Powell
Jonathan Perez
Ayden Long
Lucas Miller
>citation needed
Colton Fisher
hand looks like mine
Isaac Peterson
Benjamin Thomas
Dominic Walker
Joseph Kelly
Kylie Jenner nudes
Asher Adams
Tyler Long
Sershy
Thomas Watson
Jeremiah Myers
FAP
Tyler Butler
dem titties
Bentley Hall
Nathaniel Watson
you must have cute hands
Adam Howard
Orgasm imminent.
Christian Howard
Julian Kelly
Aaron Myers
Aaron Young
I never knew how to pronounce that. Thanks.
Camden Parker
No u
Nolan Smith
nice
Tyler King
Nolan Wilson
It's actually Seer Sha
Lucas Wood
She's like chicks, not dicks.
Gavin Jones
>celebrity
literally who the fuck are these skanks?
Anthony Stewart
>ywn walk a qt Vicky down the aisle in front of your friends and families
Charles Sanders
it is in fact u, we know this
Austin Carter
Thank you.
Nathan Stewart
or sor-sha, depending on where you're from.
also, she has a face like a shovel
Brayden Collins
Logan Williams
You should leave.
Justin King
when was the last time you turned on the tv, watched a movie or left the house?
Blake Rogers
Carson Roberts
Jayden Morales
maybe
Chase Ward
srsly, she looks like tom hiddleston
Thomas Richardson
wouldn't you have to be in the house to watch tv?
Jason Brown
I'm not sure what you're alluding to.
Jack Scott
Just go
Elijah Richardson
>ywn have coffee and watch the sunrise with a qt Vicky
Andrew Johnson
Get out Gerry
Kayden Rivera
Lucas Carter
nothing :3
Josiah Kelly
How could anyone bully such a pretty lady?
David Kelly
Brandon Sanders
I'd bully her, but only in bed
William Roberts
you could do either of those three things mentioned to find out who these celebs are
Michael Peterson
Juan Howard
Well that's different.
Isaiah Stewart
>ywn travel the world with a qt Vicky
Michael Robinson
Beautiful, best one on GoT.
Benjamin Brown
jizzy4izzy
Gavin Ramirez
Moar
Ryan Murphy
you get infatuated with some insta-slut and think she should be famous.
thats pretty sad.
Levi Cruz
Very
Landon Collins
beautiful woman. what a waste that she is a lesbian
Camden Richardson
Did you even see Hanna?
Evan Bennett
lol k
Nathan Myers
erryday
Gavin Gutierrez
no dip?
Jaxson Torres
Most of them are actors, singers or models tbh. Couple insta sluts though.
Gabriel Brown
>iwn be killed by a forest dwelling angel
Jordan Stewart
would adopt
Luis Hernandez
Jordan Johnson
Kayden Thompson
damn, nice pic!
Mason Wilson
Adrian Martinez
Would bang
Zachary Hernandez
yes you will
Nathan Lewis
>best one on GoT.
best butt on GoT, too
Alexander Morgan
On her insta story
Jason Wright
>ywn walk through the snow holding hands with a qt Vicky
in my dreams, perhaps. but not in this life.
Brayden Hill
have to catch her first
Ian Rogers
who is "her"
Leo Cooper
Ilana Glazer. Broad City
James Martinez
Just get rich, write a film, self produce, hire vicky for the lead, spend lots of time with her til she falls in love with you. Marry her, and travel.
It's simple.
Adrian Bailey
Easy peasy
Then what?
Sebastian Hill
yes in this life
Connor Thompson
He's right, you know.
How very mysterious.
Nathan Gomez
its [citation needed]
Jaxson Mitchell
dont know
Samuel Morales
All of her lewds please
Kayden Brown
Chase Jackson
good night anons
Liam Murphy
Then I go deep
Jose Martin
have a look what time it is, that will take all the mystery away anoni
Ryder Ross
nighty
Anthony Jackson
Indeed that's how it happens.
Ryan Wright
Finally a decent picture of the slag
Aaron Gonzalez
[faggot detected]
Connor Perez
Justin Walker
>ywn move way up north with Vicky until she hates the cold, so you have to move back to shitty LA
I suppose it IS that easy. I'll get right on it.
I'd need to be a whole lot more than I am right now to deserve that
Oliver Gray
Easton Gutierrez
Camden Morgan
Michael Williams
think you do deserve it
Brandon Martin
I'm just finishing up a *few* little things, and then I think we'll agree on precisely what time it is, you know.
Caleb Martin
>mfw
Jaxon Collins
>the
ok, now you're just trying to hurt my feeling
Daniel Gomez
What position?
Thomas Jones
sweet dreams lovely babsnon
Matthew Jenkins
Would worship & eat/1,000,000
Nicholas Baker
Owen Mitchell
Don't post that sexy little bum at me just yet, you tease.
Mason Smith
I know my butts well ...
I was so happy when she did her second nude scene
Jace Anderson
I was, um, just giving you some encouragement to finish those pesky things you have to do :3
Ayden Ward
Nathan Stewart
Jaxson Moore
Juan Wood
go on
Connor Scott
what the fuck is she wearing and doing
Eli Smith
I got next!
Wyatt Butler
yes
Josiah Nelson
>said every man, about every woman, ever.
Jaxon Myers
>iwn kiss Vicky first thing in the morning after waking up
I should have been saying "iwn" rather than "ywn" this whole time, mb. That's what I meant.
Maybe, but I know myself better than you do
Dylan Butler
man that is a cute vicpic
Evan Baker
Sebastian Bell
Adrian Clark
Levi Cook
A joyous occasion.
Parker Foster
maybe you re just hard on yourself
Xavier Johnson
why hasn't she washed up at my beach yet
Julian Thomas
After I finish with her ass, I'll swing around to her pussy and you ca take your turn between those luscious cheeks.
Leo Butler
you look like a good joe
Juan Cook
I beat my dick to this a few times
Gabriel Carter
Doggy. I want to see her little pink pussy strech on my thick cock and her butthole wrinkle as I stick it deeper
Benjamin Hall
>what
Jordan Roberts
she was the best
Oliver Cox
>iwn be the one to mess up Vicky's hair
I know, she's adorable
That's the only way to improve! But no, I fall short of Vicky standards by anyone's measure
Josiah Adams
Mmmm...that foot.
Noah Rogers
How the hell do you wake up dead?
John Foster
Those tits are incredible
Andrew Gomez
Sounds like a plan.
Jordan Price
not mine
Logan Butler
Proud of you.
Absolutely.
Juan Torres
Jacob Morris
would wife
Colton Gomez
Nathan Green
Matthew Martinez
Mason Collins
>Proud of you.
That's the first time anyone has ever said that to me.
Michael Hill
>Doggy. I want to see her little pink pussy strech on my thick cock and her butthole wrinkle as I stick it deeper
Lincoln Ward
Michael Carter
Julian Wright
moar
Brandon Barnes
>would wife
Brody Anderson
Sebastian Green
i am a nice young man
Julian Jenkins
Would ruin my pisshole with barb wire for sexy Kourt
Owen Garcia
Benjamin Edwards
>Those tits are incredible
Carson Hall
>Mmmm...that foot.
Samuel Moore
>she was the best
Sebastian Cooper
>iwn spend entire summer days in the sun with qt Vicky
You don't know me though, so yours is uninformed.
Ryder Cox
Juan Wilson
Slowly push it in and then squeeze your cock tight and rip the barbed wire out.
Nathan Walker
She's gorgeous.
Elijah Flores
Leo Baker
>She's gorgeous.
Brayden Long
What triggered the faggot this time
Gabriel Thomas
Don't do it Beady!
Think of the children!
Justin Howard
>I beat my dick to this a few times
Mason Murphy
>Would ruin my pisshole with barb wire for sexy Kourt
Austin Davis
sure you are
Jace Young
well, here's to hoping I suppose
In America, all guns are fun for naked time.
For a good time now many of the recruits that have joined had high scores on their ASVABS but now I believe many more have signed on with lower scores, also I think my superior is withholding ASVAB scores and giving the recruits any MOS they can pick for incentive to join
There’s only one problem Trump is NOT trying to start war with Iran.
I’m staying
also if they want people to meps by tomorrow they should already be in the vans and on the road
fugg
ha, based
>mfw I'll just board up the only opening to my place, point the 12g at the door with slugs, and see how many bodies I could drop before I'm overrun. I'll be highly disappointed if the happening is called off, I have a lot of slugs and know about their over penetrating properties for maximum collaterals.
No matter how horrible my life may be, at least I don't look like this guy.
>666 Absolutely beautiful
If internet is disabled, I'll just off myself. Don't worry about it.
Fuck off And you better be serious JOSH
Is this what OP meant by, "this is something out of this world"? I think so.
Dude it's Sunday. Chill the fuck out.
thank god
Brayden Barnes
My cum would shoot out of 5 different holes of my mangled cock
Angel Murphy
says who
Jack Wilson
>Slowly push it in and then squeeze your cock tight and rip the barbed wire out.
Dominic Nguyen
stunning
Mason Thompson
are they relaxing requirements?
thats all well and good but im sleeping in tommorow.
>What to expect Anything in any shape, maybe hostile. >Firepower Conventional firearms may not be useful, short of for self. >Other concerns Mostly just unknown space/time anomalies that could have any number properties.
>posts full name on /pol/ Might regret that one, big guy.
fucking waste of trips. >get out of the cities >Nibiru is coming to destroy earth. well wtf nimrod, why get out of the city if the earth is going to be destroyed. literal fucking brainlet.
Would you take an ex drug addict, 31 year old with no skills? If there truly is a military operation going on to drain the swamp. I would do anything, ANYTHING to help.
>that was earlier today... ...so time time travel too, eh?
fake and gay?
>larp thread fucking end yourselves
Is Sessions finally being activated?
>1 post by this ID Ommmmm -Op finna get issued his mil-spec toilet brush...
Come on, give us something to chew, a clue if you don´t want to go into details
>Shit going down on a Sunday in the evening Okay now I know this is a LARP
Digits and Trump pulls the pin.
we all have our kinks okay
To Ft benning? It would make sense, that’s where infantry, scouts, tankers and so on are trained.
Kek I bet they get a gorillion threat tips a day. If they are from a user with a Yea Forums cookie, it probably goes straight into the recycling bin
Adam Jones
checked
you deserve that kind of pleasure.
Asher Kelly
WHat do you mean by the "winds change"?
I took this as a threat, have fun talking to Agent Daniel tomorrow.
fug
>I welcome our Slavic overlords. хopoшo, вы yмeeшь читaть пo pyccки?
Well this thread was gay. Thanks OP I'm just now unloading my ar from the Kentucky habbening
GODSPEED
the thread is dying make this more real
*glean
>666 Absolutely beautiful
it's all over.. op is never wrong
>What am I thinking right now? You're thinking about a large uncircumcised penis.
are they relaxing requirements?
Sheeeeiiit
Shut up and post tits, slut.
Lol
As somebody who has spoken with the FBI many times, you do yourself no favors. Frivolous reports like that one put you on their list for real, so enjoy :) Maybe we'll finally get to see that ass logo and its Canadian faggot post history disappear
SEE YOU IN HELL NIGGERS!!!!
I'm just gonna wait it out at home.
on a Sunday Afternoon user? Doubt.
Ethan Bennett
What will happen? Also i got rejected from meps for hearing loss, will i still be drafted?
>or else you’ll get caught in traffic or the widespread chaos. Even if I knew this was true 100%, I would stay where I am just to fully experience the insanity in person.
Things have to get worse before they can get better.
I remember when I was a newfag and got excited about my first HAPPENING
The more shit like this gets posted, the more I hope some shit actually does hit the fan. Fuck you niggers.
To Ft benning? It would make sense, that’s where infantry, scouts, tankers and so on are trained.
based
Fake and Gay
>Shit going down on a Sunday in the evening Okay now I know this is a LARP
Fuuuuug
fug
Is it that bad user?
It's 6pm and nothing had happened.
im in middle of nowhere bitchute.com
>666 Absolutely beautiful
Matthew Baker
Email me [email protected]
>tfw incorrectly pronounce word for years and dont find out until you've said it a bunch of times It's okay user, for years I pronounced litigious as "luh-sih-jee-us"; at least gleamed sounds kind of like gleaned.
Lady liberty drowns in the bay. Statue of ishtar falls for good.
Wuh-oh!
The more shit like this gets posted, the more I hope some shit actually does hit the fan. Fuck you niggers.
Hopefully real and straight.
It’s about goddamn time
Metaphor I hope. But probably a larp.
You don’t understand All these tricks Trump has been doing, trying to start war with Iran while trying to withhold the invasion force, starting trade wars with China without ending it when it gets bad It’s all diversion tactics and it will all be shown tomorrow, I know many people have used this meta but this is something out of this world I’ve been ordered to increase recruitment and lay away certain papers and get as many men as possible to MEPS before tomorrow
>not eating tick porridge Why live, even?
That fellow on the left sure got the ahort wnf of the stick on his gas mask.
>posts full name on /pol/ Might regret that one, big guy.
fugg
Well this thread was gay. Thanks OP I'm just now unloading my ar from the Kentucky habbening
There’s only one problem Trump is NOT trying to start war with Iran.
No biggy
since at least 2003...my recuriter was a fucking e5 somehow in nashville tn
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING EVER HAPPENS >NOTHING EVER HAPPENS NOTHING
Josiah Cox
I wish something would fucking happen on this clown planet
Portland checking in.
every year i go to Portland with my wife and stay with her in laws in the summer. The last several years I've been getting really nervous thinking some shit might go down and I won't have any guns.
>t. faggot doesn't slay pussy like Frankie does
i dont believe in nukes im owenpilled
>mfw I use gleamed too I didn't know any of this until you faggots started talking about it. >I'm just here to learn.
He's gay and mentally ill he has no answer for you
Nothing ever happens
why are your toes so fucked up? clinton btw.
This guy sent me and other anons to a jewish cartoon porno last thread he posted
I sacrifice a beer to Poseidon every week in hopes that the subduction zone will pop.
Lol
i dont understand how youre going to get more dudes to meps without begging. you basically take walk ins
explain?
are they relaxing requirements?
also if they want people to meps by tomorrow they should already be in the vans and on the road
we all have our kinks okay
For what reasons?
Belittling the weak/unfortunate for the sake of trying to convince yourself that your life is palatable yields bad karma user.
fuck
Nigger, nigger, cotton picker.
I'm just gonna wait it out at home.
>that was earlier today... ...so time time travel too, eh?
Digits and Trump pulls the pin.
Lady liberty drowns in the bay. Statue of ishtar falls for good.
cuz user told me to
You don’t understand All these tricks Trump has been doing, trying to start war with Iran while trying to withhold the invasion force, starting trade wars with China without ending it when it gets bad It’s all diversion tactics and it will all be shown tomorrow, I know many people have used this meta but this is something out of this world I’ve been ordered to increase recruitment and lay away certain papers and get as many men as possible to MEPS before tomorrow
cia.gov
Carter Gonzalez
Carter Cook
Unthinkable!
Slowly, but surely.
Grayson Clark
Tyler Allen
>>Unthinkable!
Every time I see some antifa shithead roaming about I recall that /pol/ is lurking all over Portland and I feel a bit better about being stuck in this piss covered shithole for the time being.
But the thing is, why go through all this trouble and why cover up the email and other stuff.
Ty user was about to post
fug
Kek
im in middle of nowhere bitchute.com
I LOVE living nowhere near large population centers. I pray all the city dwellers die a horrible slow death AKA getting raped in the nostrils by feral niggers.
Take someone who was living in Germany in the 1940's and submerge them into this new world we live in. See if they think this is the worst it can get. The reason we seem to think things aren't THAT bad is because we're just boiling frogs. We have yet to look back on things and realize just how drastically everything's changed. We may very well be living in the worst it will get, with the dawn just peeking over the horizon. Maybe OP is right, and something is about to happen. All I know is that our current state isn't sustainable, even if they win. Something WILL happen.
Would you take an ex drug addict, 31 year old with no skills? If there truly is a military operation going on to drain the swamp. I would do anything, ANYTHING to help.
Maybe he's CIA.
Most recruiters that I’ve met are E-6.
>I welcome our Slavic overlords. хopoшo, вы yмeeшь читaть пo pyccки?
>mass rioting commences, Russia attacks the US because they see this as an opening Fugg. Personally, I welcome our Slavic overlords.
Samuel Edwards
>Slowly, but surely.
>posts full name on /pol/ Might regret that one, big guy.
I could be a gay homosecueeal male you don’t know my life
you have down syndrome
faggot
Yeah id rather die in my comfy bed not in some mosquito filled swamp thanks
Most likely forgot it and the CO threw his spare filter at him to use.
I remember when I was a newfag and got excited about my first HAPPENING
Ethan Cox
Cooper James
Angel Rogers
I want to rub my cock all over Kourt's sexy fucking body
David Reyes
Justin King
Metaphor I hope. But probably a larp.
You probably look way worse than him, fuck off. He's a nice guy.
i fully intend to bug-in and mag dump on anyone and everyone that comes a knockin until im out of food water and ammo
Digits and Trump pulls the pin.
Can I re-enlist if I got chaptered for drug abuse?
Imagine getting arrested for spreading mass hysteria by two BLACK Feds no less. Do you really want that to happen.
Fuuuuug
Why? Any idea what to expect? WHat sort of firepower would we need? Other concerns?
user stop forgetting to take your medication.
based
In America, all guns are fun for naked time.
He's right for once, Hilary Clinton has been killing high level officers and her own brother. Some huge even will take place to steer the public away from it.
fuck no, i need to watch my e3 streams
baldur´s gate 3
Implying this isn't the best time to be alive if it all goes down.
>I’ve been ordered to increase recruitment and lay away certain papers and get as many men as possible to MEPS before tomorrow Based, I have a med waiver for my back for the air guard. Finna get medals and not die in the next one, fuck yes. Also since this is probably a LARP fuck you for getting my hopes up.
>Clinton is getting arrested for murder tomorrow.
fake and gay
is Yea Forums getting arrested
I have a question. Why are you so gay?
>have to drive through downtown Portland tomorrow to get to work Good thing you're always wrong I guess.
Brayden Bailey
>I want to rub my cock all over Kourt's sexy fucking body
If people are going to qualify the time, at least get it right. It’s EDT.
tell us about the expected c
What will happen? Also i got rejected from meps for hearing loss, will i still be drafted?
I really really hope OP is not a faggot this time...but well, we know how this goes.
I was told disclosure was earlier this week. FISA disclosures last week, and on and on and on
Imagine getting arrested for spreading mass hysteria by two BLACK Feds no less. Do you really want that to happen.
Party pooper.
This user is clearly a larper trying to get his Sarge spammed by spergs from /pol/
cia.gov
Laughed at this more than necessary, nice one
GET OUT OF THE CITIES TOMORROW 6:00 PM EST It’s all going down, tribunals, internet disabling and censorship, mass hysteria, whatever’s going down you need to leave before 6:00 or else you’ll get caught in traffic or the widespread chaos. You’ve been warned
red skull poster is funny but always wrong
Can I re-enlist if I got chaptered for drug abuse?
baldur´s gate 3
we all have our kinks okay
I left my city 4 times after the larper lied to me. Cost me over $1000 in hotel/gas/etc. Fuck him.
we never got ufo disclosure before we got apocalypsed
Sneaky, saw just one of the tabs, figured it out
You cant do that user, y- you just cant do that...
>Clinton is getting arrested for murder tomorrow.
Daily reminder.
Clinton is getting arrested for murder tomorrow.
Still red.
im honestly ok with dying anytime now. im not looking forward to any of the video games coming out
fugg
fugg
Mine was a staffie, wing commander was only a tech sergeant.
nigger jew
Funnily enough, someone about 2 hours ago right around 6pm shot a gun around five times into a crowd of people at the gay pride parade in DuPont circle, Washington DC which caused a stampede and mass hysteria. My SO was on a cig break
Bentley Russell
Implying this isn't the best time to be alive if it all goes down.
No that’s me, I’m a recruiter in South Carolina, I would show something more serious but I don’t trust this board enough to reveal more classified personal identification
Metaphor I hope. But probably a larp.
>So -will there be any benis on niburu? Well, the Nbirueans will probably choose some human specimens to mate with, but this is not a desirable position to be in, because as a man you will be forced to carry the child to term. I'm told the procedure is quite painful.
>tribunals
based
fake and gay?
and Yea Forums is going to be shut down and all names and ip addresses are going to be exposed yawn
what did it start? and what specifications did they have for MOSs during intensity recruiting?
Hopefully real and straight.
>funnily
Ty user was about to post
You gleamed all of this from a request to up recruitment...?
whats happening and how do you know?
on a Sunday Afternoon user? Doubt.
dailymail.co.uk
sure it is shekelberg
oh shit!
Nothing will happen faggot.
Ok yeah sure, definitely more credibile than the 6 gorillion other times this same kind of post was made.
>What to expect Anything in any shape, maybe hostile. >Firepower Conventional firearms may not be useful, short of for self. >Other concerns Mostly just unknown space/time anomalies that could have any number properties.
Impostor
Why do you fucktards keep biting on these rando low iq vague doom threads? Op has no idea what he's talking about. What an absolute monkeyfuck.
If people are going to qualify the time, at least get it right. It’s EDT.
ALL HELL GONNA BREAK LOOSE?!
Wish I could believe this
That's OK this board doesn't trust habbening larpers
I remember when I was a newfag and got excited about my first HAP
Christopher Morgan
Beady you're so awful to people who care about you
Adrian Nguyen
But he’s going to lose his career now. Why do that that’s the thing, he forgot to cover up his name on the card.
we all have our kinks okay
>funnily
>mass rioting commences, Russia attacks the US because they see this as an opening Fugg. Personally, I welcome our Slavic overlords.
Learn how to properly censor/delet parts of your shit better army pleb >It downloads GIMP image editor >It uploads the image it wants to edit >It holds shift and presses 'r' to indicate it wants a rectangle encasement >It encases the area it wants delet holding the mouse and dragging over the area to delet >It holds shift and presses 'x' to delet the selected area
fuck these threads sage
im in middle of nowhere bitchute.com
Holy shit mass hysteria just flew over my house
fake and gay?
tell us about the expected casualties
>You’ve been warned why does every larp end in a faggoty statement like this?
twitter.com
I really really hope OP is not a faggot this time...but well, we know how this goes.
I am a security guard and I have been noticing the winds change.... get out of the cities while you can I can tell you it’s goong to be a big one Nibiru is coming to destroy earth
2spooky4me
ALL HELL GONNA BREAK LOOSE?!
Underrated.
God bless you :)
I hate you
As much as I hate commies they make good guns. Not the most accurate, ergonomical or efficient, but they just work and keep working.
maybe he's OP and therefore a faggot
>mfw I use gleamed too I didn't know any of this until you faggots started talking about it. >I'm just here to learn.
>t. faggot doesn't slay pussy like Frankie does
explain?
>time/space einsteinian bullshit - let me know when they fuck up and generate mass modality without magnitude
cia.gov
I welcome the opportunity to go on night hunt
Grayson Collins
I told them hoes not to fuck with a pimp.
>Where are they striking first? They need to establish a beachhead, so to speak, and you probably won't see any signs of their arrival for the next few days.
You got me this time
i stand corrected. i have a reason to live now
Kek
Holy shit...checked....I’m getting out of here
i had a really high asvab score and they said i could pick anything, but my family caught me at meps before i could sign. if youre not larping and shit goes down ill sign up, ww3 is once in a lifetime
nigger jew
> I know many people have used this meta but this is something out of this world AYY LMAOS FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
i fully intend to bug-in and mag dump on anyone and everyone that comes a knockin until im out of food water and ammo
Luke Cox
Gabriel Cooper
Belittling the weak/unfortunate for the sake of trying to convince yourself that your life is palatable yields bad karma user.
dailymail.co.uk
Nothing will happen. Nothing ever happens.
You were literally one word off from the famous quote. You fucked up.
Hey recruiter guy. I'm an uneducated, lazy, fat fuck who happens to speak Mandarin. Can I rejoin the army?
тoчнo нeт.
we all have our kinks okay
Some things are not necessary to say...
I was told disclosure was earlier this week. FISA disclosures last week, and on and on and on
Those people aren’t important. Otherwise they wouldn’t be dead.
It's 6pm and nothing had happened.
>khalid is now transgender >minsc is in a relationship with boo >jaheira raised from dead, will only have sex with orcs no thanks
The guy is literally retarded, mate. Cut him some slack. At least he's chasing his dreams instead of shit posting on an anime form like you.
Why leave when everyone else will? Like Why would anyone even go to the woods? The woods don't have a fridge full of food. It's full of ticks.
HE IS NOT LYING THEY ARE THERE ITS HAPPENING!!!! youtube.com
im in middle of nowhere bitchute.com
Is Sessions finally being activated?
Nothing will happen mutt.
GET OUT OF THE CITIES TOMORROW 6:00 PM EST It’s all going down, tribunals, internet disabling and censorship, mass hysteria, whatever’s going down you need to leave before 6:00 or else you’ll get caught in traffic or the widespread chaos. You’ve been warned
Laughed at this more than necessary, nice one
Digits and Trump pulls the pin.
fug
I welcome the opportunity to go on night hunts for commies. >t.portland
*glean
>but I’ll do it again fo
Brandon Harris
Wyatt Johnson
That's normal.
Benjamin Stewart
тoчнo нeт.
Laughed at this more than necessary, nice one
I have fled the city at least 48 times since I started coming to /pol/.
Party pooper.
The guy is literally retarded, mate. Cut him some slack. At least he's chasing his dreams instead of shit posting on an anime form like you.
>...so time time travel too, eh? It's possible there is some kind of dimensional rift interfering with my comm channel. But overall, I'm getting a strong desire for penis when I tune into your frequency.
Are they going to arrest the infamous hacker known as Yea Forums?
Nothing will happen mutt.
Gavin Allen
Gavin Torres
Since when were staffies allowed to be recruiters? Thought you had to be E7 to do that bullshit task. Also, why the fuck would you put your name on this Norwegian basket weaving board? Fucking throwing opsec out the window huh?
cuz user told me to
Would you take an ex drug addict, 31 year old with no skills? If there truly is a military operation going on to drain the swamp. I would do anything, ANYTHING to help.
also if they want people to meps by tomorrow they should already be in the vans and on the road
good one
I really really hope OP is not a faggot this time...but well, we know how this goes.
what did it start? and what specifications did they have for MOSs during intensity recruiting?
baldur´s gate 3
No one with any sense is in a city in the first place.
It’s about goddamn time
Hey recruiter guy. I'm an uneducated, lazy, fat fuck who happens to speak Mandarin. Can I rejoin the army?
Learn how to properly censor/delet parts of your shit better army pleb >It downloads GIMP image editor >It uploads the image it wants to edit >It holds shift and presses 'r' to indicate it wants a rectangle encasement >It encases the area it wants delet holding the mouse and dragging over the area to delet >It holds shift and presses 'x' to delet the selected area
Happens to the best of us, m8.
I have fled the city at least 48 times since I started coming to /pol/.
Ty user was about to post
Jeremiah Watson
Jason Walker
global-mind.org
kek, by the time you get out of training its going to be over.
Fugg
Lady liberty drowns in the bay. Statue of ishtar falls for good.
SOauce?
I speak as one of a few hundred involved. Human necessities like food, water, clothes, gasmasks, firearms, and anything that may increase your odds of survival against human war and anomalies of yet unknown design. Best of luck to you all, kindest regards.
>mfw I'll just board up the only opening to my place, point the 12g at the door with slugs, and see how many bodies I could drop before I'm overrun. I'll be highly disappointed if the happening is called off, I have a lot of slugs and know about their over penetrating properties for maximum collaterals.
Those people aren’t important. Otherwise they wouldn’t be dead.
Underrated.
>Recruitment has gone to Q tier larps about societal collapse tomorrow because the numbers to support any Iran/Venezuela/WW3 are too low to sustain conventional warfare
Hey recruiter guy. I'm an uneducated, lazy, fat fuck who happens to speak Mandarin. Can I rejoin the army?
westvirginia.forums.rivals.com
>time/space einsteinian bullshit - let me know when they fuck up and generate mass modality without magnitude
ha, based
i stand corrected. i have a reason to live now
Lol
>or else you’ll get caught in traffic or the widespread chaos. Even if I knew this was true 100%, I would stay where I am just to fully experience the insanity in person.
>but I’ll do it again for you That’s the right attitude user. Digits say I’ll see you in the countryside. Sonofacrap
I welcome the opportunity to go on night hunts for commies. >t.portland
Ill be at raging waves smoking a cigar in the lazy river, i dont care if i die i have nothing to live for
Josh you are fucked. enjoy leavenworth.
>
Asher Hernandez
the living will envy the dead. op is never wrong. the end ofdays is nigh
Thats nice and all but GET IN MY BALL, RARE FLAG NIGGER!
*glean
Mine was a staffie, wing commander was only a tech sergeant.
Wuh-oh!
Also >inb4source
cuz user told me to
Dude it's Sunday. Chill the fuck out.
Not in a city, so what do?
fugg
the thread is dying make this more real
nigger jew
Fug
dailymail.co.uk
ha, based
Are they going to arrest the infamous hacker known as Yea Forums?
Gun owner of America only buys soviet bloc weapons?
oh shit!
HE IS NOT LYING THEY ARE THERE ITS HAPPENING!!!! youtube.com
thanks for the heads up, just drove 6 hours to my safe house, thank goodness I made it in time
That's OK this board doesn't trust habbening larpers
For what reasons?
GCP dot is now yellow! HAPPENING SOON HOLD ON BOYS!!!!!
SOauce?
LOL FAGGOT
>666 Absolutely beautiful
>mass rioting commences, Russia attacks the US because they see this as an opening Fugg. Personally, I welcome our Slavic overlords.
Impostor
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
once the news hits recruitment/enlistment will drop
you have down syndrome
and Yea Forums is going to be shut down and all names and ip addresses are going to be exposed yawn
youtube.com
I wish something would fucking happen on this clown planet
Holy shit mass hysteria just flew over my house
You don’t understand All these tricks Trump has been doing, trying to start war with Iran while trying to withhold the invasion force, starting trade wars with China without ending it when it gets bad It’s all diversion tactics and it will all be shown tomorrow, I know many people have used this meta but this is something out of this world I’ve been ordered to increase recruitment and lay away certain papers and get as many men as possible to MEPS befo
Hunter Cook
>That's normal.
He's gay and mentally ill he has no answer for you
That's OK this board doesn't trust habbening larpers
Christopher Peterson
The more shit like this gets posted, the more I hope some shit actually does hit the fan. Fuck you niggers.
why are your toes so fucked up? clinton btw.
I hate you
im in middle of nowhere bitchute.com
fake and gay
Those people aren’t important. Otherwise they wouldn’t be dead.
Daily reminder.
Is it alien invaders or meteor strike? I noticed a huge increase on ufo sightings these last days. Anyway, what do you expect to fight? rioters? invaders?
I hate you.
im honestly ok with dying anytime now. im not looking forward to any of the video games coming out
That's not the same image file larpfag
we all have our kinks okay
That's OK this board doesn't trust habbening larpers
But this is the 13th time you have told me to get out of the city >inb4sourceanon but I’ll do it again for you
There’s only one problem Trump is NOT trying to start war with Iran.
I told them hoes not to fuck with a pimp.
Have sex
LEAVE FRANKIE ALONE. ALL HE WANTED WAS TO SCREAM THE WATHER AT YOU. Clintons goto prison tomorrow.
fuck no, i need to watch my e3 streams
Wuh-oh!
Still red.
You gleamed all of this from a request to up recruitment...?
I'm just gonna wait it out at home.
Oliver Morris
Sadly he wont answer :\
Caleb Richardson
No matter how horrible my life may be, at least I don't look like this guy.
Things have to get worse before they can get better.
Brandon Jones
My cum shot makes an audible loud pop flying out of my cock for sexy Kourt's ass
Andrew Evans
Not in a city, so what do?
GODSPEED
I'm in telepathic communication with the Nbiru invasion force's leader. I can answer any questions for the next 20 minutes of so.
faggot meme flag
and Yea Forums is going to be shut down and all names and ip addresses are going to be exposed yawn
i fully intend to bug-in and mag dump on anyone and everyone that comes a knockin until im out of food water and ammo
He's right for once, Hilary Clinton has been killing high level officers and her own brother. Some huge even will take place to steer the public away from it.
cuz user told me to
GCP dot is now yellow! HAPPENING SOON HOLD ON BOYS!!!!!
Shit's going to get weird, but it's for the best.
To Ft benning? It would make sense, that’s where infantry, scouts, tankers and so on are trained.
I took this as a threat, have fun talking to Agent Daniel tomorrow.
>benis Checks out. So -will there be any benis on niburu?
That fellow on the left sure got the ahort wnf of the stick on his gas mask.
I remember when I was a newfag and got excited about my first HAPPENING
>scratching out the contact info instead of masking it with rectangles Thanks, we'll run a partial text match
SEE YOU IN HELL NIGGERS!!!!
Reminds me of the post invasion era Army like 05-06, they were taking anyone that ha d apulse. Fucking straight up ghetto cholos and niggers throwing up gang tags in Iraqi cities, coming home and using their experience to train up other gang members etc. Shit was fucked.
Imagine getting arrested for spreading mass hysteria by two BLACK Feds no less. Do you really want that to happen.
baldur´s gate 3
I hate you.
Lol coward diaper wearing kike!
nigger jew
youtube.com
Seriously dude, I'm finding all sorts of shit just from searching your name You fucked up mini-Haus
red skull poster is funny but always wrong
dailymail.co.uk
Henry Lee
Robert Jones
im in middle of nowhere bitchute.com
LEAVE FRANKIE ALONE. ALL HE WANTED WAS TO SCREAM THE WATHER AT YOU. Clintons goto prison tomorrow.
>Clinton is getting arrested for murder tomorrow.
For what reasons?
>What am I thinking right now? You're thinking about a large uncircumcised penis.
user stop forgetting to take your medication.
>but I’ll do it again for you That’s the right attitude user. Digits say I’ll see you in the countryside. Sonofacrap
Belittling the weak/unfortunate for the sake of trying to convince yourself that your life is palatable yields bad karma user.
Nothing will happen you stupid fuckin larping faggot.
Learn how to properly censor/delet parts of your shit better army pleb >It downloads GIMP image editor >It uploads the image it wants to edit >It holds shift and presses 'r' to indicate it wants a rectangle encasement >It encases the area it wants delet holding the mouse and dragging over the area to delet >It holds shift and presses 'x' to delet the selected area
ALL HELL GONNA BREAK LOOSE?!
>So -will there be any benis on niburu? Well, the Nbirueans will probably choose some human specimens to mate with, but this is not a desirable position to be in, because as a man you will be forced to carry the child to term. I'm told the procedure is quite painful.
fugg
>What to expect Anything in any shape, maybe hostile. >Firepower Conventional firearms may not be useful, short of for self. >Other concerns Mostly just unknown space/time anomalies that could have any number properties.
K
Xavier Gutierrez
Lincoln Morales
>>My cum shot makes an audible loud pop flying out of my cock for sexy Kourt's ass
thats all well and good but im sleeping in tommorow.
Holy shit...checked....I’m getting out of here
Aaron Ortiz
>larp thread fucking end yourselves
I want to believe, but I no longer know the difference between patience and apathy.
I wish
Metaphor I hope. But probably a larp.
>khalid is now transgender >minsc is in a relationship with boo >jaheira raised from dead, will only have sex with orcs no thanks
> I know many people have used this meta but this is something out of this world AYY LMAOS FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
global-mind.org
red skull poster is funny but always wrong
Impostor
Implying this isn't the best time to be alive if it all goes down.
thats all well and good but im sleeping in tommorow.
>or else you’ll get caught in traffic or the widespread chaos. Even if I knew this was true 100%, I would stay where I am just to fully experience the insanity in person.
Every time I see some antifa shithead roaming about I recall that /pol/ is lurking all over Portland and I feel a bit better about being stuck in this piss covered shithole for the time being.
Show pussy
WHat do you mean by the "winds change"?
it's all over.. op is never wrong
LEAVE FRANKIE ALONE. ALL HE WANTED WAS TO SCREAM THE WATHER AT YOU. Clintons goto prison tomorrow.
You probably look way worse than him, fuck off. He's a nice guy.
twitter.com
But the thing is, why go through all this trouble and why cover up the email and other stuff.
SOauce?
Carson Richardson
He is severely mentally ill and constantly annoys the few people who actually give a tiny bit of a fuck about him. Cunt.
Robert Reyes
>this angel intended to prevent from shitposting
Benjamin Morales
Colton Brooks
Joseph Turner
Owen Reed
hnghh
Caleb Evans
Austin Gutierrez
I'm always nice to him. Genuinely hurts that he spams.
Jose Cruz
Well got it to the image limit anyway
Carson Sanders
Then you are just as big of a dumbass as he is.
Owen Rodriguez
There's like 10+ people who are always nice to him. Always asking how he is. Always trying to stop him doing this. He just doesn't give a fuck about any of them.
Nathaniel Green
that's some quantum shit right there man!
Jayden Cox
Need more sexy Kourt in next thread
Jacob Brown
You're right tbh, not going to deny it :(
Feels like that.
Nathaniel Sullivan
...
Parker Murphy
He cares, I'm sure of it. Obviously I don't know what's going on inside his head but assuming he hasn't completely lost it, he does still care if people are nice to him. I don't I sound like a jackass but being mean won't do anything so just try to be as nice as you can, please..
Jackson Bailey
>I don't I sound like a jackass
*I know I sound like a jackass* is what I meant.
And it appears that that's actually true.
Ethan Brooks
It's okay user he hurt me too.
Josiah Nguyen
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