Your mom comes home drunk begging to suck your cock. What do you do?
Your mom comes home drunk begging to suck your cock. What do you do?
William Campbell
Brayden Baker
Call a priest, cuz that bitch been dead for five years.
Julian Gonzalez
Get her a big glass of water and escort her to bed, make sure she's lying on her side and check on her periodically to see that she's sleeping comfortably because I'm a decent human being you degenerate fuck
Jonathan Bennett
Mom... you're alive?!
Ayden Roberts
punch her in the snout
Leo Smith
It is just a bj, don't worry.
Henry Price
Literally this
Who the hell fucks their own mom? How sad do you have to be to do this?
Kayden Richardson
It wouldn't stop at a blowjob
Brody Torres
Who wouldnt? Oh wait. Bible thumpers...
Easton Powell
sauce tho
Easton Sanchez
>Getting turned on by your mom
>Your mom
>The person who raised you
>You are sexually attracted to the person who raised you
>You want to fuck the person who raised you
How desperate are you?
Joseph Wilson
No. Gross.
Blake Nguyen
Fuck her throat ferociously for a start
Dylan Walker
user, she gave you life; the least you can do for her is to give her what she wants
Evan Hall
Zachary Martin
That’s the spirit
Nolan Reed
am i drunk too?
Samuel Parker
well in terms of evolution, she did a good job raising you so youd wanna breed with her
Benjamin Wright
I don't know I live a few states away from her and she doesn't drink so this whole scenario sounds like someone's weird internet fantasy
Cooper Perez
Tell her I'm her son, and the fact that she wants to suck my cock is fucking weird.
Mason Cook
Only a insane person would turn down a blow job. Bitch wants to suck it, let her.
Jason Hughes
We're reaching new levels of autismal virginity here previously thought to be impossible
Sebastian Walker
It's just a blow job damn, what's the big fu ckin deal?
Blake Robinson
Where the fuck do you think we are
We have videogamers who convert themselves to girls just to feel affection
Jonathan Baker
>It's incest
>You're living with your mother, relationship may become awkward
>Taking advantage of someone who is clearly drunk (She asked for it doesn't hold up in court, on the VERY slim chances that she accuses rape)
>Turned on by your mother
That's all I got, but the third reason isn't a good one
Landon Collins
i bet youd give her a bowl of eggs when she wakes up too wouldnt you
Joshua Nelson
Also the fact that she made you, and birthed you, and you share half of her DNA. Those are some pretty good reasons as to why a normal person would not want to fuck their mother.
Christian Garcia
no
nice reference though. a better time for Yea Forums
Justin Collins
Tell her its opposite day and suck her cock. Then let her fuck me in the ass
Elijah Carter
throat fuck her then eat mommies asshole
Colton Cox
Call a friend and let her suck his cock instead. I don't want to fuck my mom but it would be pretty un-brolike not to let someone get that shit.
Michael Murphy
Probably fucking kill myself so I wont have to live with that memory.
Matthew Gray