It just occurred to me that we are almost halfway through 2019, the last year of the fucking decade (mfw getting old as shit).
Edgelords, normies and everyone in between always band together to celebrate the earth making yet another round around the sun on New year's Eve. This time is different, though. We have more people online than ever before, way more than the dawn of the 2010s did.
So this time, we gotta do something really impactful. Something that'll totally break the fucking internet in half.
It'd be cool if all other social networks got ddosed for 24 hours except for this one.
Leo Turner
That reminds me, the next election is right around the corner.The 2016 election was a huge part of what made that year memorable. Hopefully this time, it's just as balls to the wall insane.
Not gonna lie, a YouTube rewind that doesn't totally suck would be nice. The PewDiePie one doesn't count.
Jonathan Green
Never gave a shit about celebrating New year's, even as a kid. Just seems pointless to me.
Connor Allen
well maybe if you newfags pulled your finger out your ass and did somthing instead of leaving us oldfags/originalfags doing all the dirty work all the time you might achieve something
Fuck, 2020 is coming. Get ready for a year of nonstop puns regarding eyesight.
Grayson Martinez
What would we call it, chanfags?
Logan King
Yeah, so much shit went down and a lot of stuff thats has happened recently is a continuation of things from that year. It was almost like a turning point in history.