Why would anyone prefer a smelly poophole that expels feces instead of the wet ready to go vagina that's only like an...

Why would anyone prefer a smelly poophole that expels feces instead of the wet ready to go vagina that's only like an inch away?
Anal is just gross in comparison

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Because of the look on her face when you stick it in.

Beta cuck faggot detected.

Who the fuck goes anal in the missionary position?
It's doggy or bust.

this

I like it smelly

I think it's "bust" either way.

It's the taboo, that's what we're after

For the same reason it feels good to pee on them. Dominance. I like it because they don't.

Because it's naughty as fuck to stick it in her ass. If she's going to allow it, all bed stuff is going to be amazing.

Son, it's because as you get older you find you get bored of generic ol' sex. Before you know it, you're 28 years old and you can't get off unless 2 midgets step on your balls while you shove your face in a pile of feces and piss.

And don't even bother asking what happens when you reach your 30's or god forbid 40's.

Zero children and free chocolade

Why the fuck are they so close? Because babies are basically turds?

anal is for degenerates

Op, what the fuck is your problem?

And? What's wrong with that?

If you weren't a 12 year old virgin, you would know that vaginas are self-cleaning and therefore also produce mucus (besides the discharge of blood and urine). Hence, the poopiehole might not be necessarily more gross.

For two reasons.

1) It’s tighter.
2) It’s more degrading to women.

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>It’s tighter.
spotted the virgin

Stick a couple ben-wa balls in her cooter and then fuck her ass legs up and push them up into her g-spot via her ass. Good times.

Do you know where you are posting?

The ring of the anus is tighter than the any part of the vagina you absolute retard.

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The same reason people prefer to put their penis inside something that is meant to crush and cut organic matter. But hey, its wet and feels good because its slimy and warm with a strong suction.

I'll let you use me, then you can see how tight it's

Tightness isnt the sole reason as to why sex is pleasurable you degenerate faggot

oh damn I know her

God brought about AIDS to cull the world of faggot abominations

It is.

All sodomy should be punishable by death. Faggots are drug addicted degenerates spreading diseases and corrupting the foundations of western society

You like fucking dry pussy? Either you're a faggot or a virgin

Its a tight hole that can be cleaned for you to stick your dick in, whats not to like about it? extra points if you're an ass man.

Clotted blood is so much more aesthetically pleasing.

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Kys degenerate scum

Why don't you try getting your dick in a vagina before you try and make anal sex illegal.

it loosens up after penetration, you'd know this if you had sex you fucking incel

No it will never be clean for you to stick it in. There is literally fucking e coli in an asshole regardless of how clean you get it. Faggots and sodomites regularly get hepatitis A and all kinds of infections from ass fucking. Dumb nigger liberals really have deluded themselves into thinking degenerate fag sex isn't abhorrent

You sound like a virgin.

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wow, more!

i don't, and i don't do doggy either.
my current gf has a sensitive anus and she doesn't like doggy in the butt.
her favorite for anal is prone bone closely followed by her on top, then spooning

You dont even have a counter argument to fag sex being unnatural and a means of spreading diseases. Something worse than AIDS will come and wipe faggot ass fuckers and snowflakes will cry "muh opression"

You do know you have poop particles all over you don't you?

anal feels like nothing once you get past the rectum, small dick detected.

also when you flush the toilet, poop particulate everywhere.

went from hot to ugly

Will try thanks for the tip sir sounds dope

When faggots flush their toilets they get HIV particulate everywhere

The sigmoid colon?

Or when you eat too much fiber and you get a small cut on your asshole and poop is literally in contact with your bloodstream. The guy is probably a germaphobe.

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Whatever you say chief

thanks! share more pls! ass doggy position?

Youre thinking of all the black cocks getting rammed in your ass faggot

tl:dr

You thought of it before I did since you wrote it out :)

I'd let her shit in my mouth

yes, it get's very shitty once you reach it. even if she douches.

Simply hasnt experienced all the things it offers.
Its not about the physical feeling, it feels the same as a BJ or pussy. Sex is about what plays around in your head and this can offer satisfaction in so many ways

Ah, damn. Mike Pence is overdosing on Metamucil and Centrum Sliver again. Someone get the lavender Gold Bond to get him to settle down before he has convulsions again.

You can toy and fuck an asshole and turn it into asspussy

Fags raw dog every available anus in a 200 mile radius, it’s not inherent to buttsex, but the abhorrent frequency and disregard for their safety is what makes AIDS spread like wildfire among the fags.

If anal makes you uncomfortable then discuss it with your wife’s boyfriend on your way to church, don’t be projecting here on Yea Forums

that is one meattttyyy pussy

I've been looking for the sauce on this for ages. Anyone have the set?

That one and hundreds more

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post em

on the rag?
hotdog in a hallway?
little pregnancy concern?

That's a cute turd cutter
Would sniff

mega them PLEASE

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Virgins are afraid of pussy.

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mega them all dude, become the new king of b

Puss looks unnatural.

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because of degrading her

whomever says a female ass is gross is a
faggot and clearly never beheld the sight of a
perfect female ass glaring at you whilst your
cock pumps her pussy.

/thread

The pleasure of watching the expression on her face change as she suddenly regrets letting you put in "just the tip". Then the wails and moans as you pin her and slam your cock as deep and hard as you can into her virgin asshole. Pure bliss!

they are fags in denial