How the fuck am I supposed to sell this in the UK...

How the fuck am I supposed to sell this in the UK? I've had it for about 20 years but now I've got kids it's not really safe to have it in the house

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Wtf is this cringe

Ebay or amazon right? Like that is an option over there, isn't it?

Why would you get one of those cringe knives instead of a sword in the first place?

Should thought about it before having kids op

Why would you get a cringey sword?

>Manly Tears joins the Klingons

Sell it someone bad ass that isn't a little bitch like these faggots
Or just lock it away and gift it to your first born when he's old enough and has Brough honour to your family name

To start a crusade, duh.

bat'leth
However i'm pretty sure it's the 'knock off' version to avoid any sort of trademark issues as i don't believe that version has ever appeared in any of the shows.

Probably easier to just sell the kids.

>cringey sword

It's a Bat'leth, duh

You have no honor

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Easy. Stand in a shopping centre. Hold the knife thing out in front of you. Shout "come and get it" or "this is for you" whilst alternatively pointing at the blade and passerbys. Remember enthusiasm sells. Be loud. Be proud. Sell that knife!

It's a Valdris, not a fucking Bat'Leth, moron

I had 2 swords, and sold them both

This is a Valdris, designed by Kit Rae. A lot of his pieces have appeared in TV shows & movies, the TV show Angel had his entire works

Oi, ya got a loicense for that mate?

Don;t need one. It's false-bladed, and is bought/sold specifcally as a wall ornament

Kek imagine actually needed a license to buy a knife jeez the muzzies truely run your shithole of a country

You dont need a licence to buy a knife in the UK , you imbecile.

And at least we dont let the muzzies fly planes into the skyscrapers of our shithole.

For fuck's sake. You do not need a licence to buy a knife in the UK. You can't buy a knife in the UK if you're under 18, but if you're under 25, or look under 25, you have to provide ID. That's it. I work in a branch of Travis Perkins and we havew age restrictions on everything

But we won't sell drain cleaner to anyone who doesn;t have a verified account.

turn it in, unless you got a loisence

That's right, there are no knife licenses, because you aren't allowed to have them at all.

>But we won't sell drain cleaner to anyone who doesn;t have a verified account.

Jeez the uk sounds like a shit hole

Nah you just let them fuck your women while they throw acid in your face and practice shariah law

Not a Bat'leth. Bat'leths stand to about the user's chest, have three handles on the back edge, and curve forward.

seems to be a knock off of the original valdris actually

ROGER

>>Manly Tears joins the Klingons
KEK

The fact that you owned this thing and a woman still chose to fuck you is beyond me. Fucking ebay you donut.

I'm talking about LQ32, you can't buy that shit at Walmart, fucko

It is the original. I've got the COA somewhere

UK ebay doesn't allow listings like these.

It's really not safe to have in the house. Kill yourself faggot

nvm then, i dont buy scrap metal...

ill buy it off u for 50$ if u can ship to canada

what the hell are you doing with a kid? blades like that belong in a 14 year olds ultra edgy bedroom...

Badass dragon slaying bitch device

>Badass dragon slaying bitch device
That's why I bought it