Living in a drunken haze is better than dealing with reality

shut up pussy i havent been sick and ive been drinking daily since 15 and im 26 now so gtfo

weed is a lot more fun
also less physically damaging if you're not an idiot about it

pic related its OP

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>someone who has barely encountered heavy drug use.

well wrote muhfukka

youre a fucking idiot.

37

Dating hot 21 yo.

Had abs two years ago but over 35 gets brutal.

Eat healthy, drink all you want.

Have enough t to be able to be a man and drink.

I love in Eugene. You're stupid.

Alcoholic in remission here, don't be such a little bitch.
I took control of my life, I stopped drinking every day, now I am gainfully employed, I bought my first factory new car last year (Mazda3 GT), I bought a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom house on a quarter acre block, just improve yourself and improve your life.

Snap out of it and take responsibility for your situation, otherwise you are no better than a weak man or a forever victim female.

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Kewl new car makes life good?! Go back to drinking and actually have fun instead of just being a poster-child for boring suburban losers.

Be good enough at drinking that you're functional, you fucking beta loser.

You: 'I can't control myself on booze'

Me: 'I don't remember how much fun I had sometimes, but I don't stop having all the fun.'

Drinking is fun, but too much will kill you slowly. Drink responsibly.

I'm not a faggot
>ez

oooh, hello Mr. President, go back to twitter.

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I still drink, it just isn't a crutch.
I'm enjoying life and stability.

Smouldering crater of butt hurt.

>kill you slowly
If one is drinking to avoid reality as OP is, the only problem there is the "slowly" part.

>running away is better than facing the problems, solving them and going through a positive change, thus becoming successful/satisfied with yourself

Till your liver fails

Alcohol gets boring.

Crutch?! Drinking is a fucking blast! People are dumb, drinking makes you almost as dumb as them

.When?

I actually could have drowned in my puke yesterday. I was supposed to stay over at a friends place but somehow I took a taxi I guess.

woke up covered in puke. but I was laying alone in my apt so I could have very possibly drowned.

When you do it too much.

So be better at drinking.

I can't. Reality is only your perception.

So be a grown up with self-control and do it less than puking and not being able to work and shit? Fucking children.

>be better at drinking
I would say "I need a new drug"

Eat a dick wine-o. I've enjoyed lots of alcohol, but weed is where it's at.

it's good but it depends on your mood

some days i can be in a better mood than i would be drinking alcohol

other days the alcohol i would be in that 'inbetween' buzz that i feel wonderful and the music is warming. it really depends, i don't like marijuana.

Id prefer something else as well but with my job I cannot do any drugs

Weed is great too, I smoke it a fair amount, but drinking lets you be lizard brained (which is good if you have an IQ worth mention), and weed just makes you sit around and not care. Booze people get pussy, have jobs, and make money. Pot people are ally/beta type faggots.

Learn to reply

You sound retarded. Must have already hit the sauce.

as long as it's not overused, and you use it at the right time.. when you feel like it. otherwise, don't bother. you'll get depressed by the end of it without even realizing.

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Duh, but I'm the one that actually typed out a complete thought, so maybe you should never touch the sauce.

Did you deliberately miss the point of the post or are you just ot low intelligence?

I already said that I still drink, just not every day.
I don't need alcohol, but I am able to indulge in it.

You wouldn't have made this gay thread if you weren't fishing for reasons to live, which means you already value life. Choose to live and stop being a queer about it.

Drinking makes shit worse in the long run, but nothing matters when you cocked up.

>Functional addiction

Well that just proves you're a pussy, why would you care about "functional addiction"

Because he values life.

Because not being functional to the point where you fuck your life up, or can't do drugs/booze is pathetic. How are you all so fucking dumb compared to a complete drunk?

You are fucking your life up.

Then why do I have a lovely girlfriend, a great house in downtown Eugene, and get to do basically anything I want that isn't like rich people expensive? Idiot.

Kek

Some people drink to be able to not punch cretins like you.

Booze is great, just don't make your life about it.

>26
>haven't had a sober day this year
>go into work drunk
>go drinking with the boss after work
Local state store even knows me by name.

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Nah you are right user i Even have a tat that says "the truth is always worse when you are sober"

accepting reality and moving on takes more guts and balls than being a pussy by running away from it.

Benzos + alcohol = True happiness.
I wouldn't use opioids at the same time. Maybe with some xanax, but not along with alcohol.

you are a failure

Thanks! My brother thinks so, too.

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im a drunk oldfag, ama

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Consciousness isn't the problem. Our ego, a system required for us to thrive, has become overbearing, causing us the amount of suffering that leads to substance abuse.

It is possible to shed ego enough to free yourself from your suffering. Consciousness is capable of creating such pleasurable experiences it renders all past suffering moot.

Pretty cool huh?

What about mixing with other depressants?

the feeling is, but the truth is you have to stay in shape and that means slowing down on the booze

its gotta happen bro.

what the hell r u talkin bout? im not on depressenents!!

Says the monosyllabic cretin fussing at drunks on the internet.

sure, kid
grow up

im gay

Alcohol is a depressant, user...

Have you dealt with reality or just tried hiding from it sober?

"Failure" is a polysyllabic word.
I'm not even that guy.
Just saying.

im g ay

i am an assistant manager at one of the largest retail stores in my metro area and i shotgunned a beer before going into work the other day just so i didn't rip some customer's head off due to the amount of anger some of these people instill in me

it is but alcohol + dr pepper + adhd = non depressed + drunk

I just look at 2D sluts all day long. Beats alcoholism.

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>OP lives in a peaceful society

Stop bitching and be grateful you’re not dying of starvation or being shot at.

Jesus fucking christ, the poorest man in America lives like a king compared to the majority of the world.

>but but muh depreshuns
Stop being a bitch and gain some perspective on your place in the world. It’s. Not. That. Bad.

Living in a drunken haze is no way to live, I've done it. I couldn't imagine a life without booze tho. All it took was a near-death experience and now I can control my intake like a mo-fo

I'm sorry you have to deal with the public, I operate a water reclamation plant on night shift, I work alone and get to surf the net and watch movies/tv for the most part for good money.

i am an assistant manager at one of the largest retail stores in my metro area

If I have drink two beers, can I get a shoot of heroin?

I'm inching towards 40, growing up is already done, now I am old enough to actually understand things. Try it sometime you cretinous monkey.

true dat
drinking beer and Vodka right now

hes fucking here!

You're correct, but using it colloquially as an insult just indicates that their syntax is unimpressive at best. You are that guy.

nah dude

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Shit, I really do love being drunk. Gonna drink until the day I die.

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Nah? Oh, then I guess you've shown me...that you're not a grownup that hangs out with others that can speak like adults.

Holy shit the degenerate alcoholic denial in this thread is off the charts.

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Your right i cant argue cheers

only if you are a faggot who can't enjoy a single thing

Successful alcoholism is actually quite common among white people with an IQ worth mention. We are generally so sad at the state of humanity that we feel much better when we dumb ourselves down, but still function much better than you worthless mongrels.

Not being at degenerate drug user and taking control of your own life = True happiness.

Vodka vs Tequila vs Whiskey?

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Why are you so mad? Trying to be clean, user? I only do it once a week, calm down.

Holy shit the cope.
Keep telling yourself you're not miserable.
You'll feel smug right up until the point you hang yourself.

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>Functional addiction can only work with weed, booze, and coke
you do realize there are lawyers out there smoking meth, right?

I'm old, I'd have killed myself by now, but I'll off myself once I can give my kid power of attorney, let her collect my SS checks, and just go into the woods and feed wolves or a cougar.

They're doing coke. They can afford better than meth, idiot. Jesus, are any of you actual drug users with any modicum of success?

You can use heroin and benzos too.

maybe stop being such a bitch

kek what a reply.

Dealing with reality will get exponentially harder when you stuff like that OP. For a while it's ok imo, but it's never a permanent solution to your problems

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Depends on the brand. I like em all if they're of decent quality

lol k, bro.

come the fuck on !

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You're in this thread to mate

Where do you work? What type of company? Curious

A sign creation company specialising in real estate.
My boss doesn't care as long as I can haul shit around.