Describe your sex life using only a movie title

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

intouchables

the shining

Zootopia....

Grandpa in my pocket

pan's labyrinth

40 year old virgin

Need for speed

Oof

Harry Pitter and the chamber of secrets

Dumb and Dumber

Stalker

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Dazed and confused

Boyz n da hood

Get Out

Bronx Bigfoot

gone girl

Baby Driver

Die Hard

Free Willy

The intruder

40 year old virgin

spaceballs

Big mommas house

Lolita

8 1/2

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Married with children, when i watched it it was like how could Al not want sex sex with Peggy, now its like married with children, oh no we did it last year must we do it this year again.

I do love her and i would not swap he for anything in my life but i have been there, i know the whole layout, kissing her in the couch and snuggling feels just fine.

101 dalmations

Apocalypse Now

12 Angry Men

Welcome to the jungle

Freddy Got Fingered

24 frames

>Outbreak

Goodfellas

24 weeks later

Scream

You win.

Silence of the lambs

The Dark Knight Rises

Top Gun

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Whiplash

Chicken hawk men who love boys

The stepfather

The Matrix

Home Alone

A few good men

Solo

Big trouble in little China

The Incredibles

Kek

Bohemian Rapsody

Jesus Camp

the pursuit of happyness

Gone in 60 seconds

Goldfinger

A Fist Full of Dollars

Fish called Wanda

Enter the Dragon

Frozen

The Bridge

dont tell mom the babysitters dead

Blow

Child of rage

I think I love my wife

The Indian in the Cupboard

Scar Face

The 40 Year Old Virgin

(although I'm 36)

the lost boys

'are we there yet'?

Earthlings

Close encounters

(OP)
Ghost Rider

Destroyer

Home Alone

Schindler's List.

Ma Mere

Capturing the Freeman's

Annihilation

Gay niggers from outer space

widows

Night of the Creeps.

Behind Enemy Lines

i love being married. had sex with the wife last night, and again this morning.

couldn't be happier.

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Blazing Saddles

first man

Home Alone

Me, myself and Irene

easy rider

What?

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Three men and a baby

Fantastic Beasts

rosemarys baby

the butterfly effect

Fast and Furious

Cars

Just Melvin Just Evil

12 monkeys

Misery

Blackfish

Legend

The Machine

The Men who Stare at Goats

What ever happened to baby Jane?

I Am Legend

Paranormal Activity

the good, the bad and the ugly

Preditor

Full Metal Jacket

the 400 blows

Rush

bearlly legal

Pretty Baby

Man Bites Dog

white heat

Wanted

The Annabel chong story

Night of the Creeps

Eddie Murphy: Raw

Sounds like you haven't been married long...

>bearlly

For a Few Dollars More

The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

turner and hooch

Snatch

120 Days of Sodom

Pale Rider

The Girl Can't Help It

8mm

Kinky boots

A Serbian film

Passion of the Christ

The Seven Year Itch

Centipede

The House of 1000 Corpses

Flowers of Flesh and Blood

kek

the good the bad and the ugly

Gone

toy story

This is it

For a Few Dollars More

>Bigger, longer and uncut.
trash. its not describing sex its describing your penis. and its meant to be missleading so no fantasy was used. L

Female Trouble

A few good men

2 Fast 2 Furious

Passion of the christ

Fight Club

A History of Violence

Sausage Party

Teeth

12 Years a Slave

Get Out

8 years for what it's worth. I think I'm doing ok for the most part.

Up

Battle of the Bulge

The Human Centipede

fast n the furious

Fuck you! Haha I'm just jelous, it's like pulling teeth to get mine to fuck.

Fuck you

Sleeping Beauty

Naked and Afraid

>it's like pulling teeth to get mine to fuck.
At least after 32 fucks you'll get a gumjob

this is a really nice film tbh.

Up In Smoke

>like pulling teeth getting mine to fuck

She fucking your brother

Inception

Fat camp

Megan is Missing

This is the end

War Dogs

My Best Friend's Girl

Cocktail

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Three Men and a Baby

Rocky IV

Excellent

Ghost rider

Wrong turn

Pixels

Now, there's an oobscure reference

The abyss

Kevin allein zu Haus

Leathel weapon

Bucket list

Just friends

Fantastic Planet

Once upon a time in America

Black Spring Break

Frozen

The thief, the cook, his wife, and her lover

Lorenzo’s Oil

Grumpy Old Men

A room with a view

Sebian film

The Good, bad and ugly

Lolita

Serbian*

O' brother where art tho

There will be blood

You: Fist of Fury
Me: What Women Want

dredd

Black snake moan

The room

Moscow does not believe in tears

fucking kek

Pulp Fiction

Pauly Shore is dead

Seattle Bareback Boys 3

night crawler

That’s it. R-r-reported!

Armageddon

deep throat

Homecoming

Days of thunder

Mrs. Doubtfire

Holes

Star Wars Attack of The Clones

Raiders of the lost ark

lord of the rings

Home Alone

Deliverance

quads speak truth

A Boy and His Dog

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls

I like how you think

Brokeback Mountain

The Godfather

Because you like having sex with transgendered old ladies?

2010: The Year We Make Contact.

> ...still waiting for the next episode.

When I kill ppl in gta5 it gets me off. Should I be worried?

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If you think a film that was nominated for 5 academy awards is obscure...

Belly

You're clearly a faggot

wasted quads

Van’s on the way.

no, we knowing about it should be .

Yep!

Nah. As long as the urge stays in the game

Driving Miss Daisy

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I know exactly what you mean.

>GTA 5 deaths get you off
You should really check out the Manhunt series

How did no one else say this? Did I miss it?

City of Lost Children.

Me too my fav thing is to stalk hookers with a machete and do the skull chop thing up close. Also throwing a grenade into the strip club and waiting outside with a machete or ax and waiting for the stripper rush

The day after tmrw (cause I don't get any ... Been nearly 2 years now)

>taking out the trash

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Zoolander. I live in Kenya

Space Jam

Fast and furious

Daddy day care

Yeah what fag plays gta v still

Shrek 2: Electric Boogaloo

Lolita

Machete kills

Only god forgives

IKR. I just saw that douches comment on mine

Backdoor Sluts #9

- zzzzzzzzz too fucking long. Your opinions aren't that important

Fight club

Lolita

The Wickerman

You replied to it.

Daisy destruction

Dirty harry

cast away

Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile

Daddy Day Care.

hacksaw ridge

Kindergarten Cop

Wreck it Ralph

Harry Peter and the Bollocks of Fire

The naked weapon

Back to the Future

Daddy's home

DAYUM THOSE TRIPS
Cabin Fever

...

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The Third Man

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Back To School

Any Which Way You Can

Flatliners

Ah, I see you are a man of /k/ulture as well.

DO YOU SUCK DICKS?

toy story

Inside I'm Dancing

Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Revenge Of The Terror Of The Attack Of The Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating, Crawling, Alien, Zombified, Subhumanoid Living Dead

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blair witch project

> I am, in an image board, of shit

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