job thread
-job title
-yearly salary
-description
i work at a warehouse
28k
ok job if your young and wanna be somewhat productive, but probably not something you wanna do forever since it gets quite depressing, i might look into plumbing or fixing vehicles as a side thing
I'm 19 I fucking love these jobs
Had a talk with some of the older guys. Tell them Im going to college for psychology they now respect me lol fucking stupid people
39 yrs old
unemployed
taking one college class this summer
spend my time walking around shopping malls because its air conditioned
psychology is a pseudo science. it should be called "common sense"
Chef at Wendy’s
20k
Description-same as OP
Get a 2 year trade you'll be working 10× less and making a bit more money. You'll be way happier bc you choose to go to your job rather than forcing yourself bc you need the money
It is common sense but, you're think they teach you to talk to people and listen it's not. You Learn about the human brain and why we are people do what we do. Only the ones who like to listen to others tell go down that carteet path. It's alot of science and research
Do you hit on the women at the malls?
drug dealer
???k
neat job, bad customers, always watching my back for 5-0's
-29
-178k
-i have no idea what i'm doing. I've been winging it for an entire year but I think I'm at my limit. Everyday is max anxiety and I'm probably going to get found out and fired soon.
Coal miner
90-110k
Some days are murder, some days you sleep all shift...
What job do you have ?
>-yearly salary
i live every day, not once a fucking year. What kind of fucking measurement is yearly income?! U cant even measure earnings the right fucking way
amerismuts
look at the brightside
you dont pay taxes
hitman
25k-50k-100k per clip
traveling across the world, what more could you ask?
Project support (Solve problems, get things moving)
For large solar company in CA.
$19hr
Program cost, schedule, and control analyst
$150k
Go to meetings, talk to customers, talk with the engineers, plan budgets, make reports, “work” the numbers to meet corporate goals, deal with jr staff questions, get put on special projects and act as a consultant because you’re classified as a subject matter expert in the field of program business systems
Supervisor
200k
I'm a supervisor for a service company in the oilfield. Work 90+ hours a week. Some days are tough, others pretty easy.
Wendy’s souse chef 150k AMA
- Compliance Investigations
- 52k a year - Age 25
- I look into businesses and make sure they're following Federal regulations. I practically sit at the computer at home all day. 4/10 schedule so I get 3 days off a week.
Honestly, hate it. Sure it's nice being home but fuck I'm so bored out of my mind and not challenged at all. I'm the top of my team and can't go any higher. Going for a new position later this month (Within the same company).
neet
0k
i play vidya and do drugs
life is good
nice I burn coal for to make electricity last year made about 114k
pharma sales
120k-180k
I basically just show up to the doc and ask if he wants muh pharma.
-knock off perfume salesman
-45-50k ish a year (dont tell the IRS i don't report aaaaaall my earnings)
-from whenever i feel like opening the fucking store to 'round 8pm I make custom perfumes. Put in shit like fake pheromones and other shit to sell it more expensive.
IT'S A BLAST!
I got time to do stupid shit like sit here and write more stupid shit to others!
fell like working here?
Need:
-woman
-late 20's
-good ass
-do not care about cup size
-married, not married w/e, just like looking for a good ass to stare to from time to time
gotta go fap! c ya
Sign Spinner
5 hours a day at $15hr
I make around $1200 a month.
The job is pretty easy. Just wave a sign, listen to music. Gets really shitty during winter with the rain and cold n shit. Summer sucks too, but I can handle the heat better than the cold.
I'm 54 years old. I can do this for the rest of my life if I wanted to. It's easy money baby. I make fat stacks.
IT/Network Tech
65k
No description needed
Application specialist
46k USD/year (33,000 NOK per month)
Basically I am the sole administrator for the customer relations system (Zendesk) used by an e-commerce company in Norway.
I feel so sorry for you. What a shitty job that must be.
Endless certs
Do you job=nobody notices
something goes wrong=why werent you doing your job
endless analytical BS
Crowded occupation
bleh
29 years old, hospitalist (internal medicine doctor)
250K
12x night shifts/month, each shift is 12 hours. Can be stressful at times but it's worth it considering I have ~18 days off monthly
>electrical engineer straight out of college
>76k/yr
>fucking high level tech support for specific software, device testing for infant incubators
Pretty easy overall, and the quality of life perks (on-site gym, doctor, IM sports, cafeteria) are really nice. No one seems to get a raise because of it though so I'm thinking of gaining tons of experience and looking elsewhere in a few years.
Chemist
~50k
I make ingredients for pharmaceuticals
I organize gangbang bukkake and orgies for a living
30k€
i've been doing this since september 2012, i've held about 565 event. About 10 orgies a year, the rest are gangbang and bukkake
25, ice technician(zamboni driver)
40k, fun job not a career though. I fuck around most the day until I have to cut the ice.
no. since i have no career i am repulsive to women. thats just how it goes.
-Dock worker/loader
-~60k
-30 y/o
-I basically play giant 3d Tetris for a living. Probably going to become a driver so I can sit on my ass all day making an extra 40k.
-25 yo
-Software Engineer/InfoSec consultant
-$70K
Honestly really relaxed. Shits tough, but rewarding.
Cucking faggot
Stay at home dad
Pay $0
Wouldn’t want it any other way.
But do you drive all day?
Where at / what state? I operate all equipment at my job and don't make more then $20/hr.
I'm going to try going line-haul so I'd just be bumping docks and dropping trailers at terminals all night. Worst case for them is that some of them get stuck doing a couple hours of dock work but most routes don't. I'd be making about $10/hr more for that dock work anyway.
27 yrs old
software engineer
82.5k
i sit on my ass doing nothing for half the day most of the time. i just got a 20k stock bonus for the year for doing my job so well
public accountant / auditor
$57k
job sucks. i have a few first round interviews line up for senior accountant and financial analyst jobs, $65-70k plus bonus.
>32 yrs Old
>warehouse manager
>17000€
i can watch netflix during some boring days!
31
$130k
Electrical engineer
I basically do nothing for weeks or even months at a time. I play video games and watch streaming all day.
and im user - nice to meet u
Plumber
42k
5 day work week 8-5.
Jr Software Engineer
52.5k
standard software job and salary for my area. Just program all day nothing to it.
Look into Fire Sprinklers. You can be a fire sprinkler engineer without a degree. It's good money.
How many years into the career are you?
I just got into software eng job over a year ago. Currently making 52.5k.
Company director
30
90k
Makes people work for me so I look good, get all the praise and the cashflow.
EBay seller. Work from home. Grossed 102k last year. Goal is to maintain 200k in sales before adding Amazon and employees.
are you one of those buy low sell high types
I enter people's homes, play with some tv receivers, slap a satellite dish outside, and make 62k a year.
1.5 years.
Senior inside plant tech for cable company.
104k yr
We downlink satellite feeds to create transports so people can watch tv. We also build on demand services, we pass rf signal to make complete transports to connect you to internet.
What are the requirements my friend? I need out of the sat install tech position.
Sr. Treasury Analyst
$90,000 + bonus
Monitor bank accounts
Prefer some kind of engineering degree and years of rf experience. They'll also take people with ip routing experience. Inside plant is very difficult to get into because once your in it's a lifetime job. I work in a master headend, most people get the job and stay till retirement.
Yeah, capitalism 101.
Voiceover Talent
~1K-50k per project
It took me a LONG time to get to where I am, but it’s a good gig to get paid to talk. Some of you here have probably heard my voice.
Lawyer,
34,
200k
Partner at a law firm that sucks money from insurance companies. The work is easy but repetitive. Basically everyone on both sides knows the winning/losing facts and sticks to settlements/dismissals. Annoying when a new dumbass is hired and thinks s/he is gonna change the law. They aren’t. They’re dumb.
fuck fight trip pipe.