Cats are disgusting.
Why do people even get them?
All they do is eat, shit, piss, spread toxoplasmosis and tape worms.
They destroy environment much faster, than humans.
Cats are disgusting.
Parrots aren't disgusting and they are fun to deal with.
Cats are disgusting
Jose Long
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Adrian Ramirez
You cant house train a bird, they shit anywhere and everywhere
Michael Allen
Fuck parrots ravens are where it's at.
Samuel Thompson
Theres nothing more fucking retarded than keeping an animal that's meant to fly as a pet. You sound like a faggot who cries because a cat scratches you. Cats are based and arent needy whiny little bitches like dogs
Christopher Ortiz
Owning a bird as a pet is the cruelest, most selfish example of owning an animal. A bird is meant to be flying freely, not have its wings clipped or kept in a small cage only to be looked at by its owner. Birds won’t love you or give you loyalty
Brody Cook
Based. Cats are divine animals and designed to be perfect predators
Jace Bennett
It’s owning a miniature tiger/jaguar. Cats including big cats, have almost every identical trait and characteristic to eachother. House cats are the size they are because any bigger than they’ll kill an owner who’s not in power of holding a bond with it
Mason Robinson
They don’t shit everywhere, that pot of rice can easily be mistaken or a litter box, owners fault for cooking up chink peasant food
Jace Cruz
Destroy the environment? You mean wiping out useless subspecies of birds and squirrels? Fuck off vegan pussy
Joshua Baker
cuck finds cats to be worthless creatures but claims keeping a bird as pet is superior.
mfw 10/10 forever alone
Jaxon Scott
shame on you, posting anti cat propaganda on Caturday, this holiest of cat holidays.
sage.
Eli Garcia
Turn this thread into cat appreciation
Samuel Bennett
pic related, it's (You)
Andrew Perry
Why is OP such a faggot
Ryder Gray
My cat has taken out a dozen rodents and looks at me the way God wishes we looked at Him.
Eat that shit OP!!
Ethan Hill
Dominic Thomas
Birds are just food for better predators including cats
Cameron Sullivan
Except you actually can train a bird to shit on command, or even in designated place.
Corvids are cool too.
What is harness or free-flight training?
>Birds won’t love you or give you loyalty
No.
They do.
Enjoy increased amount of flies and other shit it your area.
>vegan
No
Kek. Is that you on the right wheelchair?
Andrew Wright
post cat gore
William Perez
when i let my cat go outside he always returns to me. can you say the same of your little bird, or do you clip its wings and trap it in a tiny cage because you know it would abandon you at the first chance?
Jack Watson
Just because you tried negating Everyone else’s statements doesn’t mean anything you’re saying is true, birdfag
Jack Ramirez
my cat brings me pretty little dead birds like yours as tribute. for something that could theoretically fly away from all danger, they sure are fucking stupid.
Robert Gomez
Based. Birds need freedom not cages. And it’s rarer but a cats bond with its owner is 100x stronger and more loyal than of dog and owner
Carson Jenkins
Nicholas Gutierrez
Sebastian Perry
Took it like a champ, birdfags should be embarrassed that they can fly and still get caught by cats
Parker Adams
Dogs have way better bonds to humans you motherfucker. What a stupid statement.
James Garcia
A dog posted this
Mason Fisher
>And it’s rarer but a cats bond with its owner is 100x stronger and more loyal than of dog and owner
And 10^21 weaker than owner and bird bond.
Thomas Cox
congrats, 1 out of 10,000 that doesn't spend its whole miserable life as wing-clipped eye candy in a pretty cage for a selfish sadist. you will never convince me this is the typical experience of a pet songbird... because it isn't.
Christopher Cooper
Take this to /an/ and shitpost with all the toxofags there. (I hate cats bc they're terrible pets)
Adam Barnes
A dog will lick anyone’s balls who whips them out, a cat is much more loyal to its owner and a cat the size of a dog would murder it
James Allen
Thanks to YouTube, shit is changing.
Back in the day, people just didn't know that this is possible/harnesses existed, but now, more and more people are actually training birds free-flying, or at least training birds to wear harnesses.
Nicholas White
(citation needed)
Kevin Cruz
so many replies
Joseph Thomas
Angel Ramirez
No, really, back in the day people were getting even fucking macaws just because they looked mad... And kept them in 40x40x100 cages 24/7. Or for mimicking speech.
But now, shit is changing. People had seen videos with hand-trained birds performing tricks, saw harnesses for birds on Amazon, etc. Monkey see - monkey do, it encourages other people to try hand-tame a bird, get a harness, etc.
Sure, all this was described in books years ago... Youtube just has wider coverage, more people see it.
Elijah Torres
Based and catpilled
Kevin Smith
Okay, here is long version specially for (you).
>Shit
Yes, you can actually potty train a bird.
Making bird shit on command is surprisingly easy, withing 1-2 hours and couple treats you can get pretty stable results. But this method has a drawback, since bird will still shit on you or whatever is underneath if you forgot to purge it.
Making bird shit is specific place is possible, but it is pretty hard to achieve, requires a lot more time.
In all cases, you can line perching are and cage with newspaper or paper, so it is easier to clean.
>Free flight or harness
Training bird free-flying is difficult, especially with mature ones, but possible.
Harness training is much easier, and I think it is better.
>>Birds won’t love you or give you loyalty
They unironically bond strong to owners. Some will even fuck you, if you are into such things.
Small like?
Raven-sized?I have doubts. about that
Tyler Peterson
You’ve lost user.. just give up. Cats are the ultimate predators/pets. A cat can definitely catch that shit looking vulture you posted
Kevin Butler
>a cats bond with its owner is 100x stronger and more loyal than of dog and owner
does it smell like catpiss all of a sudden in here?
Hunter James
A dog would follow anyone that has food, cats are alittle more complex, now go pick up your dogs shit while all I have to do is poor a litter box out
Asher Barnes
>A cat can definitely catch that shit looking vulture you posted
Rüppell's vulture is 7 kilo bird, which is badass enough to fly at 37 000' (where commercial airliners do, where you have -52C and where human would suffocate without pressurization)...
And you think it won't lift 5 kilo cat?
Even fucking seagull cat kill a cat.
Eli Roberts
Dogs > Cats
cats are disgusting critters
>they destroy bird nests at spring, leaving dead baby birds over the fucking street
>shit, piss and regurgitate shit all over construction sites, ensuring that the only thing i smell is the smell version of a banshee scream
>fuckers just run into the streets like asking to be roadkill
if you own one of these feline pests i hope that the creature you call your shitty pet dies right after giving you toxoplasmosis
Gavin Diaz
can kill*
Andrew Russell
>>shit, piss and regurgitate shit all over construction sites, ensuring that the only thing i smell is the smell version of a banshee scream
We had chink workers there, and for some reason all neighborhood cats just disappeared... Chinks>Cats
Julian King
For me its extremely calming to sit down and have a animal come up to my lap to pet
Isaiah Butler
aww those cats were trained very shittily and dont realize theyre too big to play with the babies
Wyatt Reyes
Show us a picture of the parrot that you have and aren't lying about.
Hunter Morris
Jack Smith
Are you assuming the cats size and species?
Adam Hall
I got a dead cat rotting in from of my house and I’m trapping some stray cats that’s been roaming in my house at night. I’ll dump that bitch in the trash bin and close it then let it bake in 110f weather until trash day
Michael Howard
Yes, domestic cat. Felis catus
Leo Torres
Photos are old, since parrot isn't with me, currently.
Moving to other country with parrots sucks.
Angel Brooks
You know there’s other kinds of cats right? That are bigger and faster without being “big cats” and could catch and eat vultures
Charles Long
Ignore tail, he accidentally broke feathers.
Don't worry, they grew them back.
Luis Mitchell
He poops
Josiah Gomez
>You know there’s other kinds of cats right?
Yes.
>and could catch and eat vultures
Yes, except bigger birds are smart enough not to shit with them unless they're dead.
Dominic Rogers
user... I think that’s just a pigeon
Parker Scott
Pigeons can't bite that painful.
It is a parrot for sure.
Asher Roberts
>Aren't needy whiny little bitches like dogs
"MEOOOOOOW MEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUW"
Yeah, keep telling yourself that, unless it's the literal mind control bugs in your brain telling you.
Juan Moore
Anthony Barnes
Shit thread.
Caleb Harris
>A dog would follow anyone that has food, cats are alittle more complex
Just because cats have a different system than dogs doesn't mean that dogs are any dumber than cats. Cats are creatures of pure instinct whereas dogs actually have complex alpha-beta family relationships. You go jump into someones yard and try to give a German shepherd a bone, I dare you.
>Now you go pick up your dogs shit while all I have to do is poor a litter box out
Actually I don't have to, since my dog shits outside I just leave it, it can be broken down by fungus and turned into compost which is good for the environment. Your cats shit goes into a dump to be burned and contributes nothing to you or anything else except for literal mind controlling disease that makes you go insane when you inevitably step on the litter that is scattered throughout your house. Which is unsurprisingly why all cat people are fucking insane, neurotic people.
Jason Carter
Cats are biggest scam in humanity made by jews
David Ortiz
>dog
yeah. even a bird can eat a dog.
nice try tho
Luis Harris
Nigga you haven't been anywhere where there's real hawks/eagles. If you did then you'd know that cats are definitely on the menu.
Zachary Williams
Cats are fucking useless you spineless cuck. They're not even capable of producing oxycontin. Why the hell would anyone want them as a pet? They don't care about you.
Zachary Miller
This pic is fake you fucking retarded cocksucking faggot. Cat shit isn't that big, it's clearly a sausage
Sebastian Kelly
Cry more catcuck
Cats are disgusting abominations of nature, they have a mutual relationship with toxoplasmosis which should be deterrent enough but we always see cat piss covered, worm infested people like yourself coming to their defense.