How did you meet your gf/wife Yea Forums?

How did you meet your gf/wife Yea Forums?

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College.

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In my mind

went to your mom's place of employment and paid the standard $9 fee. i'd say the price is about $14 too high

How I met your mother....

>8 years ago I met a close friend in World of Warcraft.
>We played various games together ever since.
>While he was still in Highschool (I was in my mid 20s) he found a qt asian gf
>I met her on Skype briefly and promptly forgot about it
>A few years later they've broken up (several times).
>She's 18. Friend still likes her, but I don't know it.
>He invites her to a game of Heroes of the Storm where I slaughter her with Medivh
>Later that night I helped her with computer science homework
>A couple weeks later I tell her I'm a pedo and she understands and it brings us closer.
>A couple weeks later we're on discord video naked in front of each other.
"We should really tell my friend before things go further"
>I did. And for the best year he has no longer been my friend.
>Still worth. I have a qt asian gf who dresses up and roleplays with me.

in year 9 at high school

Dating app

a friend took me to a birthday party. The girl who invited him had a crush on him. at the end of the evening he left, I stayed. we talked and talked two days later we took each other our V card.

I met my now wife at the university.

Funeral Home

How I cucked your father....

College. Met through a mutual friend. Turned out she lived in my building. Had sex and never looked back.

>8 years ago
>friends
>World of Warcraft
>qt asian gf

None of this makes sense

I really don't remember. I had a lot of female friends these days know her as a friend of my friend. Once met her in smoking area and asked her for a phone number and a few months later I needed company for drinking and everyone was busy so I have called her. Now she is my wife

craigslist in 2011. It really was a chance meeting. She was looking for a relationship, but got an endless barrage of dick pics. I was the only one who sent a worksafe, clothed pic. we had some mutual friends back in the day, but never ran into each other. Great times.

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>be 20 years old
>was in a city quite far away from home for school
>would normally go home for weekends but this was too far
>join dating app but just to meet anyone to hang out with because I didnt know anyone there
>start talking with this qt 18yo and never really stop
>meet up a couple of times, really hit it off
>4 months later tells me she is actually 14, almost 15 instead of 18
>agree to tell our families and theyre cool with it
>wait untill shes 16 (legal age) till we fuck but we messed around before
> now together for almost 6 years
>after about 4 months

ignore that last line, that should have been removed

She ran over my foot with her wheelchair and bought me a coffee to say sorry.

college. we've been together for 8 years and engaged for one year

Cute!

Reported

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Thanks

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Went to the cemetery and dug her up.

met a girl on tinder, and hung out a few times, then went on a double date with her roommate, roommate is way cuter and we have a lot more in common, stopped messing with tinder girl, and started hanging out with the roommate
>theyre no longer friends or roommates, but the switch was successful

I ran her and her now Ex through Zul Farrak while running a friends alt through it they were his leveling buddies. That was 10 years ago. Its been 10 great years of laying thick ropes of cum on her ass tits and face while she creams all over herself. Thanks WoW

I've got my favorite stori with one of me exes:
>at a party
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>she drunk, me high af
>she finally sat down next to me
>i say she "smells like punk"
What??.mp3
>asked what perfume she got becos it reminded me of punk and then she became me boifrend

Not that it matters but its been more than 10 years. This was during Vanilla. Also Im a fat chubby fuck and shes a slim asian girl. Winning.

Moved in with her. She was a family friend.

she used to be with a guy I worked with. met on a couple of work nights out. had some shared interests, added on social but didn't really speak much.

one night I got home drunk from some club and was browsing the internet before bed. I can't remember which of us initiated contact, but she had a bout of insomnia and we started chatting. nothing flirty, but we made each other laugh and it was fun.

she started inviting me along to stuff - parties and whatever. I never made anything of it really. we just chatted often online. I never saw her partner at this point really, we'd both long since changed jobs. then at some point she said she wanted to learn how to code, payment in some food and drink, and I agreed to help.

she came round to my place. I showed her some coding basics. we ate. we drank some wine.

then she straight up seduced me, blew me off and fucked my brains out.

turned out they were on the verge of breaking up anyway, but I still feel like an enormous dick for doing it.

we've been together seven years now.

It's nice to pretend, huh, champ?

discord.

Tinder

Wife was a prostitute working in a "FKK Club", a mix of brothel and Sauna/Spa that is popular in Germany. When I met her I was already going to clubs like that regularly for about three years, so I was experienced with hookers and "the business" in general. I also saw several other of these girls privately before, which is not that uncommon if you're under 35 and reasonably well groomed, aka not disgusting.

When I met her I pretty much fell for her immediately, but never said or showed anything because that's pretty much a no-go in this business. After seeing her a few times she basically stopped taking money from me and shortly after we started seeing each other outside the club.

When I decided I wanted to give this thing a real shot I gave her an ultimatum: either me or the job. Long story short: she chose me. Been together almost 4 years now, married 1 year.

An old and very experienced John once told me "you can get the girl out of the club, but not the club out of the girl". So far I can't confirm, those past 4 years have been the best of my life.

>Lel you idiot, she just married you for money / a better life
She made 10k+ € per month in that job which is significantly more than me

eually horny
so we banged the shit out of each other at work
before work
after work
and so on and so forth
AND WE STILL! to this days 10 year later
equally horny for each other