What kind of spider is this Yea Forums? By far the biggest fucker I have found creeping in my house now...

What kind of spider is this Yea Forums? By far the biggest fucker I have found creeping in my house now. Google images says it is a wolf spider, but it doesn't appear to have any markings on it. I'm in the western US. Sorry for the shitty camera phone quality.

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huntsman

a big one

Brown Recluse?

Looks like one of those big cellar spiders.
Watch out, those fuckers can ran run extremely fast.

Probably related to a wolf spider, but so are brown recluse. I say kill it and jack off with its corpse.

one that you should kill

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looks like a brown recluse to me

Need a flash pic to see markings. Looks like a harmless wolf spider.

eat it

T. Agresus

It's a giant house spider. Watch the fuck out.

agreed...need to see markings...could also be a southern house spider or a hobo spider.

I shouldn't have brown recluse spiders in my area though

he is dead af already, ima capture one next time.

Neither should I, but I've still killed one on my front porch.

pretty sure it isn't a GHS. it doesn't have markings like that. It is purely brown.

does it have hairs?

>hey bro!
>yeah I'm just keeping an eye out for bugs and flies for you, took a couple of the fucks down yesterday for you
>no payment needed, bro
>w-what is that rolled up newspaper for?

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Southern house spiders look A LOT like brown recluses. The differences are marginal, but distinguishable, if you train yourself in the art of the spider.

no it's hairless

southern house spider seems to be the closest looking one so far. i should not have recluse spiders where I live.

im pretty sure its a brown recluse spider

now you have

I shouldn't have recluse in my area. Also, it was way too big to be a recluse

I used to sleep in my basement for summer months and a spider made residence between my TV and its shelf. Feet from where I slept. Let it live there for weeks. My brother finally killed it and it was a black widow. I was mad.
>tl;dr
>spiders are chill

Yie

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Not when the mother fucker is chillin just above your shower head.

Well to be fair I do have some limits with spiders. Shower spiders are a bit much, I agree.

I got one in my room in the UK not too long ago. They're weird fuckers.