Tell two truths and a lie others try to guess what's true and what's not

tell two truths and a lie others try to guess what's true and what's not

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I'm fat, I'm hairy, and I am the pope.

I've been here since 2005
I'm 6'4
I can actually fly using only the power of my mind.

i do not believe you are 6'4

- i was a stowaway in an army helicopter once
- i'm a pentester not for computer systems but for security processes
- i managed to board a plane with someone elses ticket

But you believe he can fly?

idk man, 6'4 is pretty tall

I'm black, I'm divorced, I parachuted into combat.

I'm black
I'm white
I like watermelons

you're not divorced

not black

Niggers don't marry, they bail. So I'm saying you're divorced and you served.

Exactly correct. I'm white. I figured someone like you would figure out the nigger + marriage clue.

I'm leftist
I'm an old white cis male
Trump is not my president

I live in a badass car
I make 2 grand a week being a bum
I am Hugh Jackman

>I parachuted into combat.
You might be a trooper but I highly doubt you have a mustard stain.

OP said 1 truth and 2 lies
Not 3 lies

Did Goku piss off chi-chi again?

scroll back up and read the OP again retard

You never boarded a plane using somone elses ticket.

That's okay.
Feet and knees in the breeze, 12/20/89, Torrijos / Tocumen.

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True
False
True (although you're A Hugh Jackman, you're not THE Hugh Jackman)

Sure op:
>Turn down two babes for threesome
>my dick is over 8" long. Not a lot of fun at times depends on the girl.
>About to quit my job take a 25k pay cut to do something else. I hate having nothing to do all day. Its kills you on the inside.

no, i did that
i managed to do that on a commercial flight in a first world country and it was in the last 5 years

But there is only 1 Hugh Jackman in the whole world

I can't fly... I don't think anyone can.

No 8" dick

That guy who jumped off Eiffel tower in the 20s could.

I see your mistake, that's not flying, that's falling.
It sort of looks like flying, only in a solely downwards direction and with constant acceleration (max speed depending on air resistance of course). Most often (always) ends in tears.

lol

I also don't believe you're 6'4

It's true nonetheless.
Whether you choose to believe in it or not, isn't really my problem.

1) The Empire State Building is 1,454 to tip
2) OP is a faggot
3) The moon is made of Swiss cheese

op here: i'm not a faggot

Moon one is true.

Read the OP again.

I hate niggers
I love muslims
I love jews

:)

But that's three lies, it's two truths and one lie, user. You're doing it wrong.

Jew container Zim Israeli shipping

Im not any hugh jackmans, but i am a professional bum

You fill me with pride! Well done mister Bum.

I fucking love america

I cummed on a table in university
I pissed myself in an elevator in school
and I already had gay sex
(I never told those things anyone)

Nonono, you're doing it wrong.
Not three truths, one of them has to be a lie.

I slept with a cousin
I got her pregnant
I'm swapping nudes with her sister

>I already had gay sex
>already had gay sex
>had gay sex

Are you a faggot, per chance?

>I'm swapping nudes with her sister
lie

Bitch aint pregnan

Wrong.

Right.

it's actually two truths and one lie

My grand father was a famous singer
My mother is a famous writer
I am a famous pornstar

no I'm not

>I am a famous pornstar
lie

Youre not a porn star

what's your stage name?

I have a 7.5 inch dick
a friend has sucked my dick with people watching
i own my own house

>i own my own house
LIE

I was a pro roller blader
I did heroin with steve-o
I have been to Canada

fucks me up that THATS the unbelievable one, but youre right

>I was a pro roller blader
LIE

I live in a third world country
I'm a mechanical engineer
I make 30000us$ a year

Everyone has a 7.5 inch dick why are you newfags so cock centric

You aint no engineer

That ones true

I guess the lie is: I'm a mechancal engineer

Pff, you've never been to Canada, man, that's just too far out.

you have never been to canada

ur gya
op is gay
i'm sober

sry m8, I'm not gya

you don't make that much a year.

Yeah i havent. Who would want to go there anyway lol

> (You)
>You aint no engineer
> (You)
>I guess the lie is: I'm a mechancal engineer
Both wrong

I aint gya

I have very good school results.
I have an attractive wife.
I have a large penis.

> (You)
>you don't make that much a year.
Correct.
Third world countries suck.

sorry but no large peen

shit taste
you have big pp
so you failed school

Niggers are not people.
If you disagree on the first truth you diserve to be linched.
Niggers are people.

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I drink mt dew in place of water
I dont have a job
I fart every 30 seconds or so all day every day and they never stink

I once fucked a cat. I once fucked a dog. I have a pet goldfish

nah, sadly it's small(ish).

Cant fuck a cat dude

>never stink
fax

correctomundo.

*deserve
*lynched

I'm studying physics
I fucked a hooker from the dominican called maria
I'm from Germany and 27 years old

Stay in school cletus

You aint studying shit

wrong

You are the hooker called Maria.
You're studying penis
Nobody would ever own up to being German!

I believe he can touch the sky. I think about every night and day

you're not from germany

Heh

correct, I'm not 27 either

You can keep telling yourself that, but it doesn't make it true

No you're just a nonce.

guess again, two are true, one is false

that sucks

you are on the same board with a bunch of nonces then

I masturbated in school as an elementary student while waiting to be picked up
I had a pet cow once
I used to bike to my high school but gave up cause I arrived too sweaty

Goldfish. Ez

I know, send nudes.

Bicycle

Too obvious, I guess. I dunno how to ride a bike.

Well you're some special kind of fucking chromosome.

Thanks user

I can benchpress 200 pounds for repetitions
I have drank soy milk before
I can run a mile in under five minutes

I have to poop, I've pooped before, I am the grand champion

Trump is your president

>I have drank soy milk before
nope! its a lie!

u dumb?

Grand champion of what, pooping?

> I am a hillbilly
> I fucked my sister
>Jews control the media

Sub 5 minute mile

I masturbated and came all over the place in an airbnb apartment in sweden when the hirer was absent. I used the wife's lingerie to get off and rubbed my penis on the panty hose and her boots.

I came inside the boots too.

Afterwards I cleaned everything so that no traces where left.

You didn't clean it

I'm a coward, I didn't come inside the boots, afterwards I erased my traces

why did you do it?

Stowaway

colleague of mine got ill, so i took his place. we didn't have time to change the name on the ticket.

no